The 1% Rap

[xXDewey16Xx]

i always have time for the follow up jiggle

[Bahzad23]

You're the 1% percent but your video is in 480p? I'm the 103% percent and yet my videos are in 1080p bitch

[FitnessLonnie]

@Bahzad23 It's not the amount of pixels. It's how you use them.

[Neeks4215]

Immortal Technique's 1% rap was better.

[peercw]

Ha, downtown Fayetteville?

[FitnessLonnie]

@peercw Yup! 

[hyjalonfire]

I love the lyrics lol

[FitnessLonnie]

@hyjalonfire Thanks!

[a11mykn33gr0w5]

13 INCH PENIS, I AM THE 1%!

[FitnessLonnie]

@a11mykn33gr0w5 hahaha. Better than being a millionaire.

[MrBuBBy222]

this sucked

[MikeTehV]

i came here from jon la joie

[ricky94533]

bah....

[Enzar17]

Nicely done.

[starrockertaytay]

Lol?

[FitnessLonnie]

@starrockertaytay Not sure if you laughed out loud on this one, huh?

[starrockertaytay]

@FitnessLonnie I did because it was aqward. But entertaining

[BrownholeTV]

TOMMY GUNN

[alzaine]

That was a great laugh to watch... You protest in the streets getting pepper sprayed while I made a million dollars and I just got laid (LOL)... We're genetically inbred and and we're superior (LMAO)... Just don't tell the cops that they're in your percent (ROFLOL) so true. Very well done!!! I won't comment on the dance :D

[FitnessLonnie]

@alzaine haha, thanks!

[Corpse05]

This suck 

[FitnessLonnie]

@Corpse05 Thank you for your articulate and grammatically correct insight.

[triggadigga]

I think the crap rappers thing has been played out

[FitnessLonnie]

@triggadigga I"m a CRAP rapper!? I was going for the great rapper thing... damn.

[snapskityy]

I kinda like this song, but it would be better if you had a high quality camera, I mean no disrespect.

[FitnessLonnie]

@snapskityy I actually have an HD Flip, but I use shitty ass windows movie maker to edit and it doesn't accept HD... because it's shitty. So, I just said screw it.

[benCANNIBAL]

Ahaha this is class, well done :]

[mulraf]

i'm not really into rap - actually i even hate rap

but it looked like much effort though, and even i think that it deserved way more attention ^^

[FitnessLonnie]

@mulraf Thanks. Why are there suddenly a bunch of comments? Did somebody post this somewhere?

[mulraf]

@FitnessLonnie i came here from the sidebar of some video .... i think a video by jonlajoie, but i'm not sure.

but that would kinda fit, since he got over 700k subs, and if you are on the sidebar of a video from a guy with more than 700k subs it gets attention ^^ (and he made some rap videos either, so i guess this could've got there)

[nudemanjackson]

@FitnessLonnie it's in the related videos of jon lajoie's new video

[8maxthemax8]

@FitnessLonnie you are recommended on a Jon Lajoie video and he is very super famous.

[FitnessLonnie]

@8maxthemax8 Yes, that dude is HILARIOUS!

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

@FitnessLonnie Its in the related videos of another video :P

[FitnessLonnie]

And finally rm02px's last witty comment: "But I don't mean that at all, only dyslexic people would think otherwise. I rest my case."

Woah, good one! ouch. Sorry rm02px you can't fart and run. I'm sharing your dumb ass comments w/ the world... sucks to be you.

[FitnessLonnie]

Here's another one of rm02px comments that he removed himself, b/c he couldn't take the heat! "Looking at your youtube profile I can safely say why you'd like this song. *Zing* you're obviously a homosexual."

[FitnessLonnie]

bawahahaa! rm02px retreated, allow me to re-post his comments: "But I don't mean that at all, only dyslexic people would think otherwise. Look I listen to rap and your flow is wack and the beat is bad. I'm sure the content is original seeing as how you're talking about a noble matter but the problem for me is the flow and beat, it's really really bad. Therefore for me I call it "shitty" because it is, don't expect people who listen avidly to rap to like this garbage"

[FitnessLonnie]

@rm02px If by "shitty" you mean AMAZING, and "isn't convincing" you mean "is amazing!" Then, yes, I totally agree with you.

[rm02px]

@FitnessLonnie

But I don't mean that at all, only dyslexic people would think otherwise. Look I listen to rap and your flow is wack and the beat is bad. I'm sure the content is original seeing as how you're talking about a noble matter but the problem for me is the flow and beat, it's really really bad. Therefore for me I call it "shitty" because it is, don't expect people who listen avidly to rap to like this garbage.

[FitnessLonnie]

@rm02px So, if I understand you correctly. The beat has a solid feel, but the lyrics need work? Thanks, man. Yeah I was really happy with the rhythm, too. It's nice to have the support of a fellow rap lover. We should do a PROJECT TOGETHER! Also, I feel you, brother, the follow up giggle is a noble matter indeed. Email me some ideas and we can get started on our collaboration.

[rm02px]

@FitnessLonnie

The lyrics are fine because like I said, the content is noble and political commetaries about the current global economic crises is in dire need. Your flow isn't that great because it embellishes late 80s rap and isn't original at all. I don't really like the beat and that's my personal opinion. If you want to work with me on a track, I'm open to ideas. I haven't worked with anyone in a few years, just pitch me some ideas and maybe we can make something.

[FitnessLonnie]

@rm02px I love the 80s!

[lyfestyle11]

Lonnie expanding to political commentary. Is there anything this guy can't do?

[FitnessLonnie]

@lyfestyle11 Thanks lyfestlye. You know, the inspiration came less from social commentary and more from an overwhelming desire to write a song about pee stains.

[pfcwar5150]

lol,..

[monkeylordofdoom14]

awesome! well done :)



[Rosssun1]

You've lost it mate lol Can you do another one of your instructional for kipping pull ups? Mine suck =)

[SBARTSTV]

beaver clever 2.0 lol

[jkapparos]

my man's a 1% man and dances so cool...

[Jaikano]

omg pretty sure my mind just imploded. thats right, this rap was soooooo dense that my head couldn't even explode it had to implode!!

[reaper519]

Eminem is the #1 white rapper?!?!?!? I think not!!!

[FitnessLonnie]

@reaper519 Boo Stang! Thanks, Reaper!

[mikeyp0131]

@reaper519 who is?