MST3K - 304 - Gamera vs. Barugon

[ChaoticYak]

Crow: Mucho agua!

Joel: Crow, if you stay in too long, you'll get all wrinkly, dear!

[ChaoticYak]

"I feel so absolutely alone right now."

Solipsism is its own reward.

[ChaoticYak]

You know...you don't see that a lot in nature.

[KittColby]

I never understood the concept of editing out fight scenes in a monster movie. If you have to make time, cut it out of the human scenes. People watch these films for the monsters.

Well, they watch the MS3TK versions for the comedy, but their fight commentary is always great and I hate to miss out on that.

[bamf4k]

"Hey, has anyone called dibs yet? Oh, dibs, dibs!" "Oh, darnit..."

[grimlockfire]

deadly rainbows

[vennylos]

Crow says, "Finally a fight", yet the editors cut out almost all of the fight scenes in this film, making it dreadfully boring instead of just stunningly boring.

[dynagirlsdaddy]

@vennylos Actually this is the best Gamera film of the original series, mainly because it doesn't try to pander to little kids the way the other original films did... Other than the lack of monster action, it's very much in tone and style to the 90's Gamera trilogy which are three of the best giant monster films ever made. The only problem is the lack of monster action.

[vennylos]

This movie is a Gamera movie? Nice to see him make the occasional cameo!

[emericask8r1985]

@vennylos when you watch this episode you dont see him till the end but when you watch the video he shows up

[Zemaphore]

the effects might be old and (a bit) corny, i still really like 'em

[textthing]

The blood-sucking girl may be spooky, but I find her... quite appealing.

[SpiderxBlue]

59:53 True Blood...Japan XD

[SpiderxBlue]

43:01 freakin awsome monster

[SpiderxBlue]

@SpiderxBlue A monster that shoots rainbows! fuck yeah

[DerekBayRoberts1]

I was trying to download this with Youtube Downloader but it won't load all the way.

[Gjeorje]

In the links to the right "Destroy All Planets" is good for a laugh & you can almost hear the MST3k commentary.

[anthonyplacencia63]

I LOVE GAMERA AND GODZILLA FIGHT TO THE DEATH

[Nagneto]

I thought Gamera was a heroic monster? Friend to all children? Meh, crazy japan.

[Nagneto]

w00t OLD SCHOOL

[80MWH]

I swear the filmmakers made this one with a cautionary tale in mind. Basically, 'greed is bad.' We see greed send these two men off, and 2 of them are killed by the third. The third guy then gets a bad case of greed and is willing to kill for that big diamond, which leads to his death.

[Gjeorje]

@80MWH -You`re not supposed to get rich or be happy in films. They can`t turn that into cheap drama.

[DisappointingPorn]

NonoNOO! Shhhhhh...Mustn't name the flaming reptile or his comrades!!  Ze Internet Nazis vill find us!!!

[pretorious700]

Scorpion sting is painful, but not fatal. I've been stung 5 or 6 times.

[durane42]

@pretorious700 Well, most of them, yeah. There are ones in Africa and the Middle East that can kill a human. No idea if they also live on secret Pacific islands with monster eggs on them, though.

[SpiderxBlue]

@pretorious700 for someone whos been by a scorpion 6 times you reallu dont know anything about scorpions.

[jasrogg]

For a Japanese movie there is a disturbing lack of Martial Arts.

[akitaman101]

bigbigBIG TYs for the post! u would have to be a teenage melting man married to a leech woman who is having an affair with an aztec mummy not to like this episode...and i really really mean that too...

[mechanoid2k]

@akitaman101 i love the godzilla and gamera series regardless of mst3k

but they do make them more awesome. of all the gammera movies Guiron is my favorite villan

[metalkramer14]

thank you sooo much!!!!!

[Steel1Cold]

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!