Call of Duty: Black Ops: Jokes for folks EP 3 RedNeck Jokes! (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[superjackson1811]

you might be a red neak if you think the nut craker is some thing you did of the high dive

[PPPISMO]

i like his voice

[NoNoobShit]

stop saying justin bieber is gay, he's lesbian!

[InspiredJibber]

@NoNoobShit SHE'S* a lesbian!

[DRFTFANs]

i hacked youtube no one can like this comment

[ZeCrossHatch]

@DRFTFANs nice try

[krawlings117]

@DRFTFANs my ass this reply to your comment is unlikable :)

[PatireKids]

i love nascar im not a redneck.

[skater4life1243]

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[MrJfoxx99]

i live in oklahoma

[donavanosborne33]

i tried to make jbs penise emblem on black ops and i couldnt see it

[HeartbetSensor]

What's the common thing between JB's dick and Santa Claus ?

........

They both don't exist

[johnjohnZ77]

i tried to set my passaword as jbs penis but it said it was too small

[jokerfan24]

@sufia01: Hahahaha, that's the best one I've ever heard.

[xpertDOA]

i no these were joke and they were funny but we act nuthin like that

[TonyCeylan]

justin bieber is so gay that niggers rape his tiny anus ................YEAH DUDE EPICCCCCC COMMENT!!!!

[thebigbrownbeav]

justin beibers penis is the size of the space between the like and dislike bar

[WoW4LifeYeAh]

u know your a redneck if your gun rack has a gun rack on it

[nlester97]

Signs of being a stupid-blonde

1. If you didn't drink any alcohol or take drugs and you still fail a sobriety test

2. If you ask often ask people "what's the number for 911?" when an emergency comes up.

3. When you have the world's largest wardrobe and 99.99% of it is jewelry (tey lik teh shiny tings)

4. Your IQ is lower than a 3 year olds' SAT score

5. You often tell your friends "brunette jokes"

[74rab]

btw who eva say that rihanna stole when i was a boy from justin beiber it was actually beonce that rote the song not rihanna

[nerfable100]

should i buy black ops?

[50ump45tkd]

@nerfable100 on get the next cod

[nerfable100]

@50ump45tkd thnx

[ARMENIAKB24]

you kinda sound like 402Thunder402

[bobbylovesguns]

Justin biber is so weak he cant hit pubberty

[Username42954295]

-How do you circumcise a redneck?

-Kick his sister in the jaw!

[xSpartanGokux]

did you hear about justin bieber falling off of a ladder? he was reaching for puberty

[narwhaldude29]

If your working T.V sits on top of your non-working T.V

[Airboy624]

everyone quick hit the like button to help MrDeadlyProductions"s comment!

[theNADtron]

@MrDeadlyProductions im sure its half the size of that

[notederk97]

WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR BODY XD!!!!!!!

[bumness123]

who is justina beiber

[starknight200]

@bumness123 good thing you dont know

[PackerManForLife]

i gotta hilarious joke for u...justin beiber

[Sup3rCr3w97]

justin beiber is so horrible at sing we have to autotune him xD

[codftwdude]

three gus went to the guiness world record headquarters because they thought they broke a world record...the first guy said he has the biggest hands in the world he went in the room and walked out and in fact he did...the second guy said he had the biggest feet in the world ...so he too went in th room and walked out and in fact he did...the third guy said he had the smallest penis in the world he went in and came out and shouted "who the HELL is JUSTIN BEIBER???!!"

[ERRoRxVipERz]

justin biebers voice is so fucked up that even the guys who invented photoshop can call him fake and gay

[zenthex1234]

justin bieber IS a joke...

[95drumhero]

it would be fitting if you did this episode in Trailer Park on mw2 :)

[bray671]

what r u guys talking about justin bieber does not have a penis

[kevraets]

KENNY

[tchunu]

Never heard about redneck jokes.. What's special about them? Like blonde jokes the blondes are dumb

[coolbooty90]

@tchunu its pretty much making fun of rednecks. Its like blonde jokes saying their stupid

[tchunu]

@coolbooty90 Yeah, but when blondes are dumb what is the thing about rednecks?

[coolbooty90]

@tchunu idk how to explain it just like how they act or something

[imlizardloco]

60 people are rednecks and think justin has a penis

[FcpHyper]

2:01 ...wtf

[iZombeetch]

*Watching CSI Miami and you start crying*

Mom: Honey why are you crying?

You: Justin Bieber died

Mom: Awww cheer up it's not real :)

You: That's why I'm crying!

[ScopesEpic]

@iZombeetch LOLOLOLOLOL

[AchievementAchiever1]

Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices

[hunnestad95]

Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?

A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty

MOM: really? how do u know?

JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina

Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.

[pivotDX123]

Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber

[Toxicman12220]

I would slap Justin Beiber but in Germany we dont hit little girls.

[FeaRGamingChannel]

Please DISLIKE this video :

/watch?v=VxAy3Sn0ZzM

[HDxReLoaD]

funniest joke ever.

Justin Bieber

[mrquincho1]

WTF HAPPEN IN 2:01 WHEN HE GOES UNDERGROUND

[J3azza]

I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.

[0MARATION]

Daughter : Mum Can my boyfriend come in??

Mum : Yes sure honey and be sensible

*Daughter & BF Go To Bedroom*

--------5 mins later -----------

*Mum heared a sound from the bedroom OHHHHHHH

she rushed into the room*

Mum:What You Doing??

Daughter : Were only having SEX !!

Mum: Ohh i thought u were listening to JUSTIN BEABER !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

[SmartSnipez]

Justin Beiber voive is so high that his parents still mistake him for his sister.

[macethemarine]

AUG! tht suks

[MrDeadlyProductions]

Justin Beiber's penis is the same size as the dislike bar.

[krawlings117]

@MrDeadlyProductions more like the size of the white bar between the like/dislike

[0kevin09]

@MrDeadlyProductions Later people will dislike then his penis will get bigger...DUH

[MrDeadlyProductions]

@0kevin09 That's good news for Justin Beiber then ;) plus why would anyone dislike this video? it's awsome.

[lolpwn322]

@MrDeadlyProductions no are u stupid THE DISLIKE BAR IS 1000000000000000 TIMES BIGGER

[BreadTabPicks]

@lolpwn322 Oh! I get it! It's like a joke, only not funny.

[lolpwn322]

@BreadTabPicks its not a joek it is the true wher have u been all this time`??

[TheRaino39]

@MrDeadlyProductions dude i almost disliked the vid i wanted 2 try the dislike button OH NOES luckily i liked it

[brottymon]

@MrDeadlyProductions Justin has a penis?

[kingofguernsey]

@MrDeadlyProductions Nah, it's smaller than that...

[NOXsaiv]

@MrDeadlyProductions old joke..

[oc3ans12]

@MrDeadlyProductions not even close...its smaller...

[zZBananaManZz]

@MrDeadlyProductions dont complement him its smaller then that

[TheUlTiMaTeG4M3r]

@zZBananaManZz he has???

[pizza928]

@MrDeadlyProductions when it comes to his videos its the like bar XD

[AK47VSM162010]

@MrDeadlyProductions bigger than i thought it would be :P

[MrDwtime70]

@MrDeadlyProductions bahahahahaha

[Airboy624]

@MrDeadlyProductions LOL



[bissanick]

@MrDeadlyProductions its smaller now :L

[shinkidude]

@MrDeadlyProductions he dont have 1 :D

[EMIN3MVIDS4U]

@MrDeadlyProductions he has one ?

[H4cKzhUnt3R]

@MrDeadlyProductions then it has grown alot

[jonas6291]

@MrDeadlyProductions smaller

[1XXdragon]

@MrDeadlyProductions no smaller

[starwarsguy123ful]

@MrDeadlyProductions dude thats to big for him

[TheMichaeljackson149]

@MrDeadlyProductions how would you know? Creep.

[speedstackerdude101]

@MrDeadlyProductions HOW DO U NO? LOL

[ANTBOY1231]

@MrDeadlyProductions no its bigger

[kingmarco301]

@MrDeadlyProductions smaller

[youdaman450]

Miley Cyrus shaves more than Justin bieber

[Miaalberti]

someone call chuck norris to rondhouse kick justin bieber into puberty

[Wildeagleable]

jb backwards is bj

[Superfantastic23]

On new years Justin bieber gets jealous cause the times square ball drops but his don't

[MrFungustTV]

Justin beiber can't cut her hair because people thinks she is a boy

[jessbarney14a]

I hear that Lady Gaga annouced if she died suddenly she let the balls to Justin Bieber XD

[ollygathercole]

Justin made a new jumper it was wrote backwards so you can see the jb but if you don't mirror it it says BJ

[XtraTomatoz]

Boy: baby baby baby ohh

Dad:are you watching justin beber!

Boy: no dady im watching porn

Dad: oh thank god

[tehdude15]

The redneck joke about going to family reunions to pick up girls not only makes u a redneck, it also makes u lazy

[CesarTT81]

i dont get these. what is a redneck ?

[Liamoh1994]

@CesarTT81 someone from texas

[11ineedaname]

Justin beiber will star in the next transformers movie his name will be" faggatron"

[megatrondecepticon2]

@11ineedaname fuck off, justin beiber will not star in it. he will not be in it hands down

[11ineedaname]

I called Justin bier gay and he slapped me with his purse

[HollywoodUndead961]

wtf he kept falling through the ground

[TheCowSaidOink]

This guy is the kind of guy that makes people feel bad without trying ....if you don't get it, i feel sorry for you LOL wow

[geogreymon321]

Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty

[geogreymon321]

Dear Justin Bieber,

Sorry I forgot about you.

From

Puberty

[geogreymon321]

Police now use Justin Beiber's music as Tortue devices.

[geogreymon321]

-Kid is crying while wtaching TV-

Mom:Why are you crying?

Kid:They shot Justin Beiber!!!!

Mom:Its ok hes not dead its not real.

Kid:I know thats why im cyring!

[kingofdead066]

@geogreymon321 LOVE how you stole that from ep 4

[geogreymon321]

In Soviet Russia....Justing Beiber STILL sucks.

[MrSilencer11]

justin bieber once said: "thank you god for bringing me to this world."

then god said: "who the fuck is this chick?"

[Neretex]

Justin Bieber has watched Baby 489 100 877 times on youtube

[CallofDutyfan1399]

‎90% of teens/preteens would breakdown if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a 6 story building. 9% of them would grab a lawn chair, some popcorn and watch. This group is part of the 1% that would run up and push him off saying "Sorry you took too long!" SCREW BEIBER FANS

[nickz2812]

Justin biebers best song is “if i were a boy”

[Legolad229]

I saw a top yesterday and it said. Save a tree kill a beaver. I then reacted to this saying "We should invite Justin around"

[PepeBismol]

DID U KNOW JUSTIN BIEBER IS PART TIME DICK MASSAGER

[PepeBismol]

justin bieber likes singing the high notes but he is really just touching him self

example : BABY! BABY! BABY! OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoesPieKill]

Justin Bieber is so gay that when somebody threw a water bottle at him mason said mission accomplish

[xafluffypandax]

whats does narnia and justin bieber both have in common

theyre both in the closet

[shadow50zombie]

Justin bieber is so retarded that when they tell him to break a leg he breaks his leg when he goes on stage

[shadow50zombie]

Justin bieber is so gay that when he sings he puts his vibrator on full blast

[megatrondecepticon2]

Dragovich, Steiner, Beiber, ALL MUST DIE!!!!!

[MrBearsrule54]

Justin beiber sings so high because he is masturbating at the same time

[tommyburke96]

The only easy break Justin beiber didn't have was when he had to see usher's d***

[CODOps13]

Q: why is justin bieber so white?

A: theres no sun in the closet

[lijunlong2]

Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?

A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

[bioniclefreak1000]

police around the world are now using justin bieber's songs as torture wepons

[xMaDLaDx95]

Justin bieber thought he had a pube, till he pissed through it !!!!

[nickdijcj1]

I used to have a voice like Justin biebers, then I turned 4.

[nickdijcj1]

Justin biebers such as bitch that his mom mistook his dog for him.

[TheUkzkid]

There was three men the 1st one said I wish I was the tallest in the world,2nd man said I wish I was the smallest in the world,3rd one said I wish I add the smallest dick in the world so they went to the genius book of records 1st man said yippee,2nd man said yippee,3rd man said who the fuck is Justin bieber

[TheOnlyEmil59]

whats the difference between puberty and a bottle???

a bottle already has hit justin bieber

[MrSilencer11]

@TheOnlyEmil59 i love when everyone uses that xD

[mintyishere]

Rob green needs to teach justin bieber to drop balls

[1v1Snipes]

Q: what does justin beibers dick and the dislike bar have in common???

A: they both get bigger when fags touch it.

[1henry2proctor3]

whats the difference between justin bieber and rob green(england world cup goalkeeper) rob green knows how to drop the balls

[xinqx14]

when comes EP 4 ????????????

I love your vids man.

I love all Machinima vids :DD

[abdulmaknun]

What Is the difference between Justin bieber and a 13 year old kid...the 13 yer old has hit puberty! Zing!

[Trulsbk]

Justin have no money he did lose evrything on the lotery

evry time he loses he says: never say never and tries again!

[Trulsbk]

Justin got 18+ babies!

[xXMygameplayXx]

miley cyrus shaves more than justin bieber

[JagJaguars]

Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian!

[RenameTheGame]

Just Bieber is so bad at naming songs in Never Say Never he said Never 56 time... :D

[Aw3some4Som3]

When Justin Bieber didn't know that his surname was basket ball in germen ww2 started

[Aw3some4Som3]

Justin bieber is so poor a hobo spat at him

[tjc81091]

Only Justin Beiber's voice can kill Chuck Norris.

[xRaTeDxFrOg]

whats the diffrence between justin bieber and a bottle of water, a bottle of water hit justin bieber, but justin bieder didnt hit anything

[TheAxm22]

Stop making fun of Justin Beiber. He’s not gay she’s lesbian

[TheAxm22]

I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse

[TheAxm22]

i used to sound like justin beiber... but then i turned 5

[Maxiv1234]

I heard one, Justin Bieber is a good singer!

[Maxiv1234]

HEY JUSTIN BEIBER! nice voice, does it come in men's?

[Maxiv1234]

Justin bieber is so far in the closet he can see narnia

[Maxiv1234]

justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away.

[Ph4ntum925]

@Maxiv1234 look in the history i was the origonal not u -.- stop copying

[1henry2proctor3]

@Maxiv1234 u stole my joke

[xMaDLaDx95]

@Maxiv1234 Like copying my jokes, + its crawled away not move

[Maxiv1234]

I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.

[MrSilencer11]

@Maxiv1234 lol another overused joke

[bacon4bkfst]

When I heard that Justin Beiber got hit by a car, I said "Oh no, I don't know what to say. Let me go get the beer and we can start this party!"

[luvDApussy1]

Justin Bieber is like a gun, when he is cocked he is ready to blowwwww

[lacuesta022]

People don't hate Justin Bieber!

Its not JB's fault her mother gave JB a boy's name.