You can get get double meat and no veg at Subway but you gotta pay extra for it. They just dint give it away. I always get stuck behind some fucktard at Subway every time I go there too!
the worst thing about that..is you standing behind 1 of those customers in a line..these mofo are confuse as fck. every damm step is a problem..i can relate.
hahah the subway part was great i used to work at one and i swear we got people like that all the time... and i used to always think YOU DONT SEE THE DAMN POSTER WITH THE LOAVES OF BREAD lmao
Just saw this guy @ Just for Laughs in montreal this past weekend.... he absolutely KILLED. Never heard a place laugh as hard... or maybe it was just ME, Lol!
I saw Sebastian a couple months ago and let me tell you,everyone was laughing from beginning to end.I met him afterwards and he's such an amazingly sweet guy! Sebastian,if you are reading this I just want to say that I am glad you don't have to wait tables anymore.This is your calling.♥
@Itsjames1 Yay! :) I am so happy that there are so many people out there that are responding so well to him.I like the fact that his jokes are so easily relatable.
If you've ever had your "muffin fingered", you know how uncomfortable THAT can be.
MB3Productions 1 day ago
This comedy routine is ripped off a Seinfeld episode
StuartHughes2990 4 days ago
You can get get double meat and no veg at Subway but you gotta pay extra for it. They just dint give it away. I always get stuck behind some fucktard at Subway every time I go there too!
szqsk8 1 week ago
I CANDOOO IT!!! THEY'RE WATCHING ME!!!
PoliticalLee 1 week ago
Sebatian, You RUUUUUUUUULE as always
Eslam the Comic
ANTHONYSHAMS 1 week ago
Is that what the foot pedal is for?? Hahaha LOL
xXstruxxerXx 3 weeks ago
take it out of the baggggggg!!!
DaKidNooCh 3 weeks ago
sooo damn funny and soo true. im in tears right now. lol
wde8907 1 month ago
"I can't do it!..."Cause they're looking at me in the cameras, come on!" I almost fell out of my chair...too fucking funny
coldstaind91 1 month ago
This guy is awsome
scotje11 1 month ago
im crying atm.
neopandorex2 1 month ago
sebastian is a fucking master, unllike that dick mexican!
FantastyckplastycK 1 month ago 5
Priceless material - this guy clearly rules. Hilarious non-stop laughs.
RobbyRogue 1 month ago
the worst thing about that..is you standing behind 1 of those customers in a line..these mofo are confuse as fck. every damm step is a problem..i can relate.
vonversace 2 months ago
hhaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1366syed 3 months ago
cried laughing wish i recorded how hard i laughed.
SelectAdidas23 3 months ago
I like his complaints..
wallythecount 3 months ago
Saw this guy live tonight in Jersey...was hilarious, highly recommend seeing him live!!
whowasthat 3 months ago
This guy needs a break. He has so much charisma and style.
TheLiberator55 3 months ago 6
he is so funny!!!!!>>LOL
irenadamienmariah 4 months ago
hahahahha!
MuscleDreams 4 months ago
LOLLLLL TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG best pitch too good and this guys comedy special was beasttt
MrKoopa9 5 months ago 6
funniest guy!!! ahahahaahah
his expressions are so non chalant. love it
nightryder2387 5 months ago
1:50 XD epic epic
NinJaTrainee 5 months ago
hahah the subway part was great i used to work at one and i swear we got people like that all the time... and i used to always think YOU DONT SEE THE DAMN POSTER WITH THE LOAVES OF BREAD lmao
kb1022 5 months ago
he is like italian Seinfeld
dr1345 5 months ago
the Dad-internet bit is the best!!!
ghjgjgjgjgjg 5 months ago
take it outta the BAAAAG!!!
whitedevil2 5 months ago
When he screams "Get a bag!!" :-P And when he points to the sign, "It says step one, pick bread" !! He gets so pissed off, it's too funny!!!:-P
mariat08 6 months ago
"fingering the muffin". LOL!
szqsk8 6 months ago 14
absolutely my favorite comedian ever. ive seen him at the laugh factor twice now and every time i nearly pissed myself.
IronAries101 6 months ago 2
I couldnt breathe during the subway bit. Sebastian is SOOOO funny.
TonyDanza4Lyfe 7 months ago 21
Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, George Lopez. A lot of accomplished and well known comedians are very funny, and deserving of there publicity.
But this guy is freaking hilarious, i have NO idea why he isnt better known.
usc1011 7 months ago
@usc1011 I couldn't agree more. The guy is one of my personal favorites.
twinkiefoot 7 months ago
Just saw this guy @ Just for Laughs in montreal this past weekend.... he absolutely KILLED. Never heard a place laugh as hard... or maybe it was just ME, Lol!
JMaNisALiVE 7 months ago
@JMaNisALiVE saw him too on sunday he killed it!!!
jujustan1 7 months ago
i love him..very relatable...the foreign humor and observational stuff kills me
twonner32 7 months ago
I saw Sebastian a couple months ago and let me tell you,everyone was laughing from beginning to end.I met him afterwards and he's such an amazingly sweet guy! Sebastian,if you are reading this I just want to say that I am glad you don't have to wait tables anymore.This is your calling.♥
BroodyElacey 1 year ago
@BroodyElacey I agree. I was laughing beginning to end when I saw him in Ontario California. I met him as well and he is a very gentle dude.
Itsjames1 10 months ago
@Itsjames1 Yay! :) I am so happy that there are so many people out there that are responding so well to him.I like the fact that his jokes are so easily relatable.
BroodyElacey 10 months ago