Facebook Rant #5

[VicStudios99]

He went a bit high...

SMOKE ON THESE NUTS BITCH

LOL though

[Idedications]

LOL SMOKE ON THIS NUTS lol

[Idedications]

im 2000 like yay

[Phreshnut]

hahaha



[SufingSamajama]

sincerely, from Teddy. FUCK YOU!

[euhdvjfdvb]

ummm a little rude about aussies mate.....fucking americans are more drunk than aussies!!!!

[TheDepartedCry]

Every video = -Serious through out entire video-

Every end of video = -happy and smiling- Okay fellas, take care I hope you have blahblahblah.

Lol ('; What he says is just so true.

[simsvideolovers]

@TheDepartedCry

omfg he is like so serious then he is so sweet:'')

[33melonpaws77]

omg wog blanket! always keeps me warm

[ashleeLA]

wanna meet hot single muslin woman xD

[DuckyMoMo389]

i guess i'm a teddy like him :)

[reactorZz98]

"i needa smoke"

"REALLY YOU NEED A SMOKE, SMOKE THESE FUCKING NUTS"

[likeakebabbro]

"there is always this one cunt thats there , this head , like i don't know you , move I'm not gonna add you mooovvveeee" fuckin lmao

[HAZZAROX321]

all your videos are fucking amazing :')

[rkary123]

i cant explain how true all of his videos are!

[krazybot]

2:35 hahaha stay classic mate

[boringbubble]

Who has a smoke?

*Teddy stands up and grabs his balls*

HOW BOUT YOU SMOKE ON THESE NUTS, BITCH! hahaha :D

[TurtleRage1]

I made my mate a muslim dating site account,well, we used to be mates... Not after i found him a match :)

[claudyyrose13]

you do realise the side bar comes up with ads that have somthing to do with what you are writing, god knows what you write haha

[freshsmiles305]

"MOVE I don't know you MOOOOOVVVVEEEEE!"

[SheMeShow]

SMOKE ON THESE NUTS BITCH XD

[kode583]

11:32 tryin to hold my laugh in so i dont wake evry1 up.LOL

[knbbswaggettes]

hahahahha swear to fuck you've gotta be the funniest cunt on earth.

[Abbyy94]

haha i like that idea of putting tape on the side of the screen so i dont see those annoying adds

[iNeedMemberInAQWOLDS]

" who has a smoke "

REALLY YOU NEED A SMOKE!? HOW ABOUT U SMOKE ON THESE NUTS BITCH!

<3 :L haha

[ulquiorraschiffer69]

Those are some big nuts xDDDD faaar i cant stop cracking up

[KingOfBeats42]

SMOKE ON THESE NUTS BITCH!

[MMilky3000]

@KingOfBeats42 HAHA!

[sr042153]

man this huy is hilarious



[MrAlex101999]

go smoke on these nuts bitch lol

[MegaSooski]

Man, you can never get enough of this guy!

[MrCalrules007]

keep clicking 4 hes humping someone

[basketballerdude101]

thumbs up if ur on facebook while watching this

[brownheatxman]

hahahahahah <3 count your cousins!!

[rdsports4lyf]

fuck yea

hes ur man

[mullac215]

You need a smoke?

How about you smoke on these nuts BITCH.

[Sheeev069]

teddddddddddddddddy whats your tumblr?

[Mariopcgaming]

Srsly i love agreeing with this awesome cunt

[kulstorybro223]

you copied that duck tape part from that julian guy that did the video called 25 things i hate about facebook or something like that :/

your still the shit though :$

[Darkwolf1778]

wog blanket... WOOOOOOO LOOK AT ME... The fuck

[puReTheMercuriS]

lol apparently the facecbook adds are determined by what you search and like :P

[YashKamal99]

I agree everything from 0:00 to 2:51 .

[YashKamal99]

I agree everything from 0:00 to 2:51 .

[onigiri815]

but if you're a teddy like me..

hahahaha :3

[natmadethisforyoutub]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg teddy i love you hahahahaahah :')

[themast3r97]

Sincerely, from Teddy, Fuck you. Ahahaha.



[TheMissawesome13]

@themast3r97 Lol!!!!

[MrsKiraAngel]

HAHAHAHAH!!!! your damn funny!!!! LOL

[201mahmoud]

a moveee or a mooooo

[musicjasful]

hahahahahaha this guy is so funny how doesnt he have more viewers

[TheBrownSkinGuy]

HAHAHAHA WTF, NEXT TO THE VIDEO THERE'S AN ADVERTISEMENT ABOUT SINGLE MUSLIM WOMEN HAHAHA

[WeBringDaFunk]

"I dont need to be invited to an event where people swap numbers! Sincerely, from Teddy. Fuck you!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[0maysiie0]

U should make a video about fake people!

[mickey8715]

Press "2" for "it's a bee"

[emmabebs]

you should make a new video about the people who do the ^ your gay. ^ dont read this

thing thats really annoying and the like my pic and ill rate you like my pic and ill do likes n dislikes thing annd the lke my statuus and by 11 i will say the hottest people who liked this

[funkyCDthebig]

if ya wog count ya relatives if ya lebo count ya cosins if ya aussie count all the allchol uve consumed in ya life

[Finn1b01]

ImMrTeddy is a fuckin genius.

How do you come up with this shit - it's awesome!

[michael19891000]

1:23-1:26 HAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[serenaachahiine]

why are you soo funny

[serenaachahiine]

i love my wog blankets,

[MrCaoanh]

if you're using mozilla firefox, get the add on called adblock plus. gets rid of them creepy ads :D

[6xptogo1]

keep pushing 1:01 l0lll0l0l0l0ll0

[MrRennie27]

if your lebo count your kebabs



[XxlovexXlustxXkiss]

Lol funny as everytime I log on Fb and see stupid statuses I want to stab those bitches it's like ur at the skate park cool u want a medal or do u want me to tell the pedos ur waiting for them

[levelwun1]

are you from newzealand? cause i agree with EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID. must be a kiwi thing

[217daneify]

@levelwun1 wtf hes arab dude lol

[levelwun1]

@217daneify na hes not? wtf, hes maori

[zehraaa0]

@levelwun1 hes fuckin moroccan u dirty thing.

[MrOssumAnt]

@levelwun1 he lives in Australia

[supercalifreakinawsm]

@levelwun1 he's not maori, he's arab.

[RedHobo99]

I am an aussie,

[imstm]

Teddy is alright hahahaha he's soooo funny... need more wog videos.. i used to make videos of drivin a pulsar hard and taking the exhaust of my uncles corolla and recording the sound hahaha.. ok now to go look for turbo sound videos

[LouisaLovesTacos]

i have a feeling ive seen some of that before on another video...

[MegaLachstar]

funny stuff

[217daneify]

Sincerly From Teddy FUCK YOU

[MiniBelich]

@812holy FUCCCK not u again really ? Really ? I'm not even joking do u have anything better to do with ur life all u do is copy and paste tedding is a fuck head all day long do something good with ur life have sex get married DIE IN A HOLE just shut up !

[08posdom]

@812holy you've said that in nearly every video, stop embarrassing yourself and stop wasting time in your pathetic thing you call a life, I hope you get brutally gang raped you fuck

[2012theyoyo]

Shut the fuck up 812holy. Who do u think u r?

[812holy]

this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt. this teddy guy is a fucking gay cunt.

[217daneify]

@812holy no one likes u Moronic prick y are u wasting your time

[Z0MBI314ND]

HOW ABOUT YOU SMOKE ON THESE NUTS BITCH!

[amela4boznia]

get yourselllllves a wog blanket fkn $40 WOOOO can cover me and my fkn relatives .. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ScenePrincessKaitlan]

this guy makes me craakkuhp ! like if you agree (:

[ForeverPinkFashion99]

So I'm guessing that teddy doesent sleep with a Teddy LOL

[moeyluvsghufy7]

LooL this was funny as LooL

[007naki]

hahaha HOW BOUT YOU SMOKE ON THESE NUTS BITCH :L

[JaeeBabe]

ahahaahahahaha , youu are one funny cunt , broo :)

[sonjaCROAT]

GET YOURSELF A WOG BLANKET!!! IT CAN COVER ME AND MY FUCKEN RELATIVES!!!

[imthecrap123]

hahahahahahahha!!!

[itsanAJProductioable]

awesome vid!!!

[DanielGuidettiPED]

Teddy, you're the funniest cunt on youtube. I can't wait for the new and upcoming videos :)

[zmantiss]

Dude ur thumbnails really motivate people to watch ur vids lolz

[xCookieMonsterful]

FIRST LIKE; THEN WATCH

[tanyaa92]

"Sincerely. From Teddy. FUCK YOU" LMAOOO

[bscsoundtehc]

I thought you were gonna say if your a teddy like me count the pussy you've scored

[Aazmir1]

True



[TheCarlaChanel]

you look leeb

[TheCarlaChanel]

2:15 moooooooovvveeeeee

[MrsPrettiful]

'if you're a teddy like me.' aw what a fucking cutie

[MrFenix275]

Yur a funny cunt hahaaa

[YassouMalaka]

Smoke on these nuts bitch. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MrHaedon99]

hahahahahahahahahaha u need a smoke suck on this bitch

[MrHaedon99]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[dumnbuger]

u have anger management 

[17chrisrox]

at 2:34 the camera made his face jiggle lol

[iluvjusticecrew]

get yourself a wog blanket. 40 dollars. look.look.look. WOOOOO!!!! lol

[iluvjusticecrew]

i dont need to be invited to an event where people swap numbers

sincerly,

from teddy,

fuck you..

lol

[jawidrocks]

Dam this guy should win a fucking award for being the funniset guy fucking in the world like all the shit he said was so dam true!!!!!!!!!!!

[hassanandzaza]

OMFG IM GOING ON A FACEBOOK RANT RIGHT NOW...

If you're ugly,

stop acting like you don't know it.

The captions under your picture that says

"top model pose"

"sexy bitch"

"arnt i hot"

doesn't convince anyone.

[619heartbreakkid]

bro u are great.. and u have a great future ahead of you.. keep it up! and add me:)

[wwefannationforever]

LOOOOOOOL

[chargerzfan24]

Lmfaoo..hellaaa truee thooooo

[yan1234ish]

a wog blanket

[xgawguzzprincessx]

1:09 - 1:12 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[iluvjusticecrew]

@xgawguzzprincessx i tried so hard not to laugh. i held my breath and started choking. lol

[xgawguzzprincessx]

wog blanket.

'look look look WOOOOOO'

ahhahahahahh

[KittyGoesRawwR]

you made my stomach hurt!XD

[ComeAtMeGoat]

haha when he sais fuck off

[goste112]

i like his smile

[leb4life961]

LMMFAAOO! If ur wog count ur relatives and if your lebo count your Cousins and if ur Aussie Count all the alchohol you have assumedd. LOOOLL

[Spectre8567]

I laugh so hard at everyone of your videos it starts hurting my stomach.

[shungs09]

Who has a smoke, Really you need a smoke how bout YOU SMOKE ON THESE NUTS BITCH!

[jyejyebinks]

you should check communitychannel :3

[Theafgstar1]

hahaddhhahahaha u r a fukin funny bastard I HATE FB BUT I JUST GO ON IT SO I CAN CHAT WITH MY MATES

[Tamzy15357]

SUCK ON THESE NUTZ BITCH!

[penguinwek]

Sincerely, from Teddy, FUCK YOU!

[TheJraad1]

hahahah



[ilovejustin1211]

like i you want a wog blanket? :))

[katiefitch09]

you need to make a new one about the new groups where you make new friends

[MrPromaster89]

like ur videos

[MrPromaster89]

MAN ur funny cunt man i swear some idiots type first one 2 like my status will be my best friend

[UmyeahJaiden]

Go to 1:03

[ComputerGuy4067]

go to 1:00

[7fsjay]

love how you end the video! all happy after your rant haha :)

[Temmt1]

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[xxaliciavsxx]

or the events that are like "hug a hottie day ;)" WTF?

[youmad2516]

theres allways this 1 cunt thats there this one head!

[MrTurkgod]

2:35

i love when he says noooo!!

[miiszpalestiine]

lmaoo watta headd

[MrTurkgod]

@miiszpalestiine hahahahaha :)

[chubbybum23]

Hahahaha!

[AceMetalObey]

....so according to you.. you cant do anything on facebook.. ohyeah

[SpeechhTV]

THE DUDES THAT NEED NUMBERS ! IS SO TRUE HAHA

[mzelliee]

WTF IS FACEBOOK CREDITS !



[ravenwoodsla]

if you hate facebook so much why do you go on it, or why don't you delete the people that piss you off?

[barraman95]

HAHA, i got a wog blanket just like that!! ahah

[ThePoppyHunter]

"MOVE" XD

[1958boomergirl]

I can't even get into my own Facebook account because of the effing password snarl. I finally had to give up just to save my sanity. :O

[nickboy98]

if your wog count your family, if your lebo count your cousins, if your aussie count all the alchol you have consumed in your life.....LOL FTW!

[taytayoi]

haha wog blanket. :) haha

[MRH3LO]

lol wog blanket

[roger0m0hook]

So, your name is tiddy?

[mynameizdaniel]

hahaha my nanna has them blankets! fuck yeah!

[NeilJillett1996]

Haha!! Count all the alcohol you drank in your life! :L

[mansour0406]

It's either meet Asian girls for free that fuking

Kills me bro all the fkn asians are ugly fuk me dead just fuk off ur the best Teddy

[cobolt95]

thanks mr teddy

[LoveNicoleC]

i died at the end x)

[xxbriixx03]

also what's worse is those fucking foreign people who have no mutual friends with you like muhammed asbfba asufiash and you're just like what the fuck man, why you fucking adding me, and how the fuck did you find me.

like fuck off.

[xxbriixx03]

also what about those status' where those 14 year olds write, "grillin' wid ma m8's, so fkin bakeddd" facebook don't give a fuck you fucking write that shit so everyone thinks that you're some kind of sickunt, like fucking stfu.

[ayanneACKLES]

2:34 lol

[stormycliffs]

you know what worst than everything you said about faebook? friends that add all your friends when they barely know them. WTF why are these cunts adding all my friends when they never even met them.

[Tawkiie]

'Cover my relatives'

[alielabdallah175]

straight out i just deactivated my fb because of the dumb cunts on fb

[missamamamy]

Haha, tears are coming from my eyes, thats how funny you are. AHAHA

[Xiethetuber]

yeh i dont post my number in public either, TOTALLY agree, but i actually believed that that person wanted my number so i sent them my number thru inbox.

[NzLslaya]

bro you are fucken hilarious

[lulababe69]

teddy, whereabouts do you live? i swear i saw you in the melbourne CBD. keep up the good work with the videos!

[Runawayboy47]

I hate the people who post the "i'm hungry" statuses... I always tell them to get up and get food, then they say "oh but there's no food in the house".. like... bitch please, just go out and buy food then...