Mystery Science Theater 3000- Rowsdower!

[ItsGabeTime]

All i can say is.......ROWSDOWER!!!!!

[rbakbrown]

Dear Agent Scully. Did not appreciate your lawyer's tone... XD

[TheImapotato]

I wonder if the have beer on the sun

[ethanc1198]

ROWSDOWER!!!!!!!!!!

[Calriec]

Forget Rowsdower, what the hell kind of name is Zap? Is it a nickname, or short for Zapruder or something? God, did this film ever deserve the MST3K treatment. It has the worst script ever!

[EMathewMiller]

@Calriec it's because it's so terrible that it deserves the MST3K treatment—can't think of how many big blockbusters that deserve it as well.

[rabapab23]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun...

[Stephenthecupcake101]

What happened to this show? Cause Sci-fi has been coming out with some serious crap lately.

[therenspot]

Dear Tom Servo: I would go robosexual for you. That is all.

[corwinorr]

Best episode ever!

[leeza2007]

hahahahahaa..."we're gonna make you drink something OTHER than beer!"

[balkiscatelin]

Firewood for sale!

[rad3xl]

Rowsdower once counted to infinity. And twice he failed.

[ShrugMeSilly245]

Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your Lawyers tone...

[livinintwilightzone]

Oh my god! I FINALLY remember where that hillbilly is from...that's been bugging me for a long time, LoL! He's one of the muppets!! ^__^ *rowsdower*

[SynapticBoomstick]

I still address random people I meet with "Rowsdower?". The ones who laugh are worth talking to. :-p

[91karategurlmjfan19]

'Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your lawyer's tone.'

'I hates legends.'

'I should tell you that I wheeze loudly when I'm scared...EEEEEEEEE!!!'

[fatblackpeople1]

We will, we will....ROWSDOWER!

[pointycarrotofdoom]

"Know your father?!

He was DELICIOUS!"

[tabguy14]

Oh I wish I was back, in old Canada, a land which I never shall lampoon. How I pine for the ice covering lake Manitoba and the beauty that is Saskatoon!

Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta, drinking beer with some big, dumb guy trapping fur! As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boots, I'd learn that he's the Prime Minister!

Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morrissette, Mike Meyers too!

[tabguy14]

@tabguy14 No, I take that back I wouldn't go there even if you paid me. Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eshew!

Oh I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward island, and going on to bomb Ontario... The destruction of Canada, and all of it's culture, is by far my favorite scenario! Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border, with countries far superior to it? WHY YOU LOUSY STINKING BACON LOVING BASTARDS, YOUR COUNTRY'S JUST A GIANT PIECE OF-

pardonnez moi! pardonnez moi!

[Zimmranx]

They don't make shows like this anymore..

[kcfreak725]

Probably the funniest MST3K ever.

[customcartoons]

Rowthdower ... ^_^

[92Fireball]

Rowsdower! :D

[JohnnyC133]

I sing Tom Servo's song anytime a Canadian gets all snooty to me about the U.S.

[larchex]

"...And by the way, I hates that rabbit."

[hehe799]

I wonder if theres beer on the sun. Lmfao

[wrightylee1982]

"i have no sense of proportion, i'm a disgrace!"

[HardcoreHector]

I watched this tonight with a buddy and afterward, had some really slippery soap stuck to my feet when I tried showering. So I'm in the shower, giggling maniacally and struggling not to slip and I thought, "This is how it ends, isn't it? I'm gonna fall and break my neck and the last thing I'll ever say or think is, 'Rowsdower.'"

[KaoshimaCheshire]

"HAHAH! Joke's on you I don't have any friends!"

[1787dude]

this was my favorite episode, the best part of the movie is, "is he a makeupless clown?" and "know em? he was delicious!"

[Ice45Ice]

Possibly my favorite quote from any MST3K: "My army of trained rats will lead the charge, and my scabies will protect the flank!"

[whoohaaXL]

I never knew why the gold guy (forgot his name) opens his mouth randomly when he's not talking...

[SmokingSpoon]

As a French-Canadian I say: What the hell! It's Mst3k :D !!!

-You knew my father ?

-Knew him?! He was delicious!

[misscinderella]

btw I hates that rabbit LOL

[missdictatorpants]

3:57 is really funny!

[LatteBoy123]

"Bond. James Bond."

"Marlowe. Phillip Marlowe."

"Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower."

[MsAckAck]

@purpleshamrock17-Yeah, also don't forget they gave us John Candy, Leslie Nielsen, and William Shatner.

[MsAckAck]

Rowsdower is awesome.

[jbrown1169]

If this episode of MST3K had been made 10-15 years later the Composer - Robert Skeet wouldn't have escaped without anybody riffing on his name.

[UndyingSimmons]

"Have one on me, tattoo."

[skate4lyfe2009]

my favorite part is when he said, "Rowsdower."

[terminalsoup]

For all of you who have trouble with the chorus, this should help:

"oh baby, R(AAW)WSD(AAW)WER saves us - and SAYYYVES AAALL the WO-OO-OOORLD!"

[shelbythomas]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"

[Jaystew17]

Twenty people have hockey hair.

[MisterMocktopus]

3:28 Anyone else notice the face? Kinda outta place huh? =/

[winokur89]

@MisterMocktopus that's the least of the films problems.

[littlesparrow]

@MisterMocktopus That's the Rowsdower's actor's real life gf, now wife. Lol @ me knowing that

[jbrown1169]

@littlesparrow I guess I'm not the only one who watched the interview with Bruce J. Mitchell on the DVD. I'm a sucker for those interviews whether it be Joe Estevez on Soultaker or Frank Dietz on Zombie Nightmare.

[littlesparrow]

@jbrown1169 That interview is awesome. I need to see the other ones!!!

[jbrown1169]

@littlesparrow I think Dietz and Estevez are better, because they're better sports about it. Bruce didn't seem to be ready to admit that The Final Sacrifice was a bucket of cheese. Dietz and Estevez were much more friendly and ready to admit how bad their movies were, and good sports about it. Dietz was actually a big MST3K fan and watching the show one night when he saw a commerical for the upcoming episode where they were going to tear him/his movie to shreds.

[emoneybagz23]

Give up your hockey hair! Never!

[kylebakersanangelo]

if you dont think this is funny,..... fuck you!

[Deavi783]

2:45

Toilet Gregger?

[yupignome]

Hey look! Rowsdower got to 2nd base with himself!

[mellowg7]

Can we have one more sacrifice , please , please !

[ZanderJSketch]

WE WILL, WE WILL,

ROWSDOWER!

[TheStupidgirl381]

Hey elitecake!No one cares for you!!!People only care for their own nationalism!

[TheStupidgirl381]

I thought it was soo funny! 3:59 because the gay sweater boy looks ugly like smeagle!

[MyNameIsZapRowsdower]

I approve of this video

[MichRockHop81108]

I got news for y'all, the funniest MST line of all time is Crow from 4:17-4:20.

[supermegawar]

I should tell you that I wheeze loudly when I'm scared... WIIIII!!!!!!!!

[GeneralAmeli0]

love it when Tom Servo sings :D

[whit3nam3s3]

Laugh out loud at 3:59!

[ert94464isback]

Rowsdower:The Chuck Norris of Canada

[DrPoon]

@ert94464isback

That shouldn't be a comparison.

[MichRockHop81108]

rousdower sousdower bippity boppity bowsdower

[RickRudesMustache]

God I miss this show. :(

[ddgasm]

"Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your lawyer's tone." XD

[ImportOwner]

My drinking arm's healed!

[GigaGuyver]

Rowsdower is my hero.

[anemicroyaltea69]

Just to join in on the convo....I actually love Canada, too. My dad and I took a lot of trips there together....and *sigh* he would always start singing the national anthem as we passed over the border. lol However, that doesn't stop me from loving this episode and canada jokes. Hell, I live in Maine. I don't talk like a hick or like the cold, but that, too, doesn't stop me from mocking the good ol' Maine-ah ways and having a fun time. lol That being said, YAY FOR MST3K lol

[meteosurreal]

@anemicroyaltea69 I used to goto British Columbia once a year with my Grandmother (Fucking Ki-ass), and my folks, mostly kick whatthepeefuckever, aside from the really steep hills. (AUGH)...

[sammyr331]

"Rowsdower, put out my hair?"

[MagicOfTheMoon478]

"My Rowsdower's come for me!"

I always use variations of this whenever I play Capture the Flag in PE and they bail me out of jail.

[giantzombiechild]

Im Canadian and i don't say eh i don't say a boot as a bout i don't like hockey and i don't like beer and i hate cold weather.

[spamreddeath]

@giantzombiechild - then move

[giantzombiechild]

@spamreddeath Despite all these things i like Canada and my family lives here and i love my family so no.

[AL52Dragon]

Rowsdower is by far the best character in any movie of all time. The name is most of though.

[Sauron338]

Ya got mud on your face, ya big disgrace! Shovin' those sandwiches into your face, singin WE WILL, WE WILL ROWSDOWER!

Sing it!

[spacemant56]

The first part with the puppets blew... but the whole Rowsdower bit was EPIC! I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!! And i never heard of a Rowsdower before this... good to know

[rejones487]

After I watched this episode I couldn't get the name "Rowsdower" out of my head for a week. One of the best mst3ks in my opinion.

[johnanthonycooner]

was that a clothespin in the truck? lmfao

[emtpmpknhed]

Best episode EVER!

[pandarsson]

@adiostraitorobama Glad you explained, because EliteCake, being Canadian, probably couldn't figure it out on his/her own. (Psst. That was satire.)

[melhouse1000]

I actually remember watching this episode with my family when I was little (I'm 20 now) and all of us laughing hysterically at 3:57 for a really long time. I found this clip recently and I still laugh at it :P

[QuackyBear]

@melhouse1000 I was JUST about to post that exact time, that's seriously one of the funniest parts in the movie.

[airdriver]

Canada gave the world Gordon Lightfoot AND Bruce Cockburn. Two singer/songwriters whose lyrics are nothing short of poetry.

[remingtonh]

@airdriver Canada also gave us Celine Dion.

[SamuelRiv]

@airdriver They also gave us the last names "Lightfoot" and "Cockburn", so I think the two cancel each other out. You'll have to do better than that.

[MugenCrisis]

"Well it was a pretty good cult but hockey season is starting and all" lol

[olfi500]

you forgot :

"so... rowsdower... is that a stupid name, or what?"

[HavocMayhemChaos]

3:57 the growling noise when the kid smiled made me laugh sooo hard hahaha

[Tucuxi3]

I knew a kid in high school who looked just like that.

[justinslot]

Canada you are a place I must eschew.

[tornjakdaxter]

MITCHEL!

[bolognafusion]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun..."

[NickC979]

We're gonna make you drink something other than beer.

[kingslice75]

5:35 this guy was voiced by Jim Henson

[Nate2764]

@kingslice75 haha that's what I was thinking when I first saw this episode. sounds just like Henson. I always thought he sounded more like Dr. Teeth than Yosemite Sam. but then again it's a bit of both.

[GTinATL100]

One of the best MST3K's ever!

[jakethetank99]

They gave us Rush!!

[ShadowXII]

I made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair.

[SuperMutherfacker]

"Give up your hockey hair!"

"Never!"

[suzycreamcheesez]

doncha mean "no more eh?"

[seans63lemansSD]

The Final Sacrifice!

[iNyOURfACE036]

this was THE best episode in my opinion

[BradSandoval]

3:56 LMFAOROFL

[Videot01]

Canada gave us Justin Bieber. Nuff said.

[DXslilgangsta]

@Videot01 Yeah, and the U.S. gave the world The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, N*sync, the backstreet boys, Chris Brown, Adam Lambert, Kesha, The Black Eyed Peas, American Idol, Limp Bizkit, Rap music & Disney music

[Videot01]

@DXslilgangsta Ah, Touche.

[PooPoo2U]

@DXslilgangsta: Sadly, I think Bieber is more annoying than all those things combined... but Canada did give us Rowsdower.

I'd say that makes us even.

[MegaAstroFan18]

@PooPoo2U I like Bieber, he's not annoying at all. I'm Canadian by the way.

[kirk1968]

@Videot01 I'm from the US, but Canada also gave us James Doohan, a.k.a. Scotty from the original Star Trek. Also, Bob & Doug McKenzie. Those cancel out any Bieber pollution, he'll be doing SyFy Channel movies in 3 years.

[MegaAstroFan18]

@kirk1968 Bieber's pollution? I think he's good. MST was just kidding anyways.

[rayblack2004]

its me!

I know!

[retrenched2112]

"I FORGOT THE LIQUOR STORES CLOSE AT 8!"

[jbra755]

1:58-2:11 LMAO Tom Servo!!!

[EKS511]

"I shot between them. I got confused."

LOL I loved this episode.

[EliteCake]

As a Canadian I am both shocked and offended... Eh.

[Dacfu]

Weeee Wiiiilll Weee Wiiiilll Rowsdower!

[priceman141]

i wonder if there's beer on the moon

my glee club will come after me

[larchex]

Bah teh way, I hates that rabbit!

[kailuagirl87]

i miss this show and the olf sci fi logo.

[SsejicaJessica]

are those totes?

[daiklaive]

just met kevin and bill this weekend at Halcon. when i asked them what songs they had made that stuck with them over the years Kevin said that this song was one of them, and the Tom Servo Choir.

[matthewlax13]

@daiklaive you got to meet them??? those three have gotta be like the 3 funniest people alive!!

[daiklaive]

@matthewlax13 if not the funniest, then close to the funniest. And Kevin's voice in person is almost... hypnotic. you could listen to him all day.

[cryptidsci56]

The best MST3K episode ever

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

1:40, Another classic Tom Servo meltdown.

[guitarhero2211]

"firewood for sale"

[mikeyyz]

ROWSDOWER SAVES US AND SAVE THE WORRRRRLD!!!.. He comes to save the day in a BROKEN TRUCK... With a stinky demim jacket on his back.., He couldn't help this movie which really really sucked! At least we didn't have to see him play HACCKY SAC!

[bwc3821]

Rowthsdowah

[hanz101]

"Ms. Costanza!"

[knightni73]

The Looooone Rowsdowerrrr!

[Raptoridaner]

The old guy sounds like waldorf from the muppets.

[splunge2112]

@Raptoridaner no its ged green from the new red green show. keep your stick on the ice rowsdower

[ninjast4r]

The riff that killed me was the wheezing and carrying on of those guys climbing the hill.

[MissVivian87]

next pet i get ima name him rowsdower

[SeanNelsonIsTheBomb]

We must disguise our hate, just a little.

[UWANTMYPP]

Kramer-dower!

[abrenker]

you're my favorite rowsdower.

[jbrown1169]

Aw, they cut out my favorite line: "So, 'Rowsdower', is that a stupid name or....?"

[P2000Camaro]

15 people have NO sense of humor. This is one of the funniest MST things ever.lol. ROOOOOWSDOOOWWERRRR!! Rowsdowererererer..

[RattleheadIV]

FOOD!

[raggedyanarchist]

Yeah, I'm from Canada. We pretty much worship Rowsdower as a god around these parts.

[MrPecoso1974]

@raggedyanarchist awesome...

[garryOBJ]

Zap rowsdower is the best name ever@!@

[MrPecoso1974]

@garryOBJ my next dog is going to be 'Torgo'

[supermet567]

rousedower is now my favorite name

[scooterkid37]

The bad guy looks like Robbie Rotten. :P

[Panoptic555]

"Was gonna sing you something from Bone Machine!"

Never got that line as a kid. Now it makes so much sense! LOL

[Bayview05]

@Panoptic555 yeah tom waits rocks lol

[jcReno19]

ROWSDOWER POWER!!

[ShipMonster]

Bacon loving bastards

[justanoli]

I want to have baby Rowsdowers.

[billyboe92]

fuck yes! just watched this last night, can't stop laughing.

the kids teeth haha!

[melfunction5]

"Rowsdower. So, is that a stupid name, or....?"

[IrishAmericana]

this show was, is and always will be the funniest show of all time. Proof:....I laughed every single time I heard the word 'Rowsdower' when I watched this movie. Who laughs that much at the same word? MST3K 4ever!

[marie1w]

LMAO thats all i can say

[sadeos43]

ehgggg!!!

[maybrook1]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun?..

[lyingcinderella]

"Can I drink him? No...."

My favourite line, and I'm not even sure why. XD

[DeadlyKennen]

I just watched this episode 3 times in a row in one night. :)

[CrashBandicoot68]

look at my hair! lol

[AxelTiger]

bwahahaha! I love MST3K so!

[htomsirveaux42]

love the MST3K 20th anniversary ad, that set came out almost two years ago

[sadeos43]

rowsdower ehehhhhhhhhh

[kipkillign]

I'm naming my dog Bowsdower

[loverboy10102]

were gonna make you drink something other than beer

[userIDx666]

3:38 - a purely northern line: "Rowsdowerrr-errr-errr-errr-er­rr" ...lmfao

[sweetdictator]

It's funny that ed the sock has his own show that has the same basic theme as MST3K now.

[semysane]

lol, eh!

[AbbeyandOlivia]

This show came on almost 13 years ago...I'm barely even old enough to remember it! BTW, you can by sets of these at like Sams or WalMart or Big Lots or somewhere like that... :) Love this show

[TheDanPeckShow]

"ooooooooh I hates legends"

[MandyByken]

Rowsdower!!!!!!!!!

"We will, we will, Rowsdower!"

"Rowthdower!"

"Mustn't hate, mustn't hate."

"At least not so advertly."

"Exactly right, must disguise our hate. Just a little."

[MegaBetaman]

by the way, I hate that Rabbit.

[mijram19]

FOOD!!