Master Chief: "Are you sure you know what your doing?"
Keyes: "Of course i do master chief, HEY LOOK! They've got one of those mini refrigerators installed. Cool and they've got the little mini liquor bottles inside to, aha
Young Spartan: I don't wanna die, Chief! I'm too young to die!
Chief: Unless you're gonna bet you're gonna die! I bet you'reALL gonna die and i'll be left alone as one man. And my next mission will be to rescue other survivors from other pod crashes! LOL
Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
"hold it, we got one more to go, come on move your gonna make it" *door slams shut* "haa haa haaa haaaa omg i crack myself up, i love doing that".... funny cuz he only does it once :L
September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
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September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
@dragon27095 are for REALZ dude if ur joking then alrite but if your not then wat the hell is wrong its just for entertainment ( and also to lyao) lyao = laugh your a*s off
@dragon27095 ya well its the internet get use to it have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup it is about a naed chik she took a dump in a cup and chik 2 ate it so if you dont like it then look that up you crybaby assholl bicth cunt
@dragon27095 ya well its the internet get use to it have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup it is about a naed chik she took a dump in a cup and chik 2 ate it so if you dont like it then look that up you crybaby bicth
wait here a second... in halo 1 johnson died very often, then he would be found on another place. in halo 2 he were invincible. in halo 3 too..... soo... will he come back in halo 4.
COPY WARNING!!!!
sheiklink64 21 hours ago
The whole prison thing was hilarious!
leopardgeckocrazy 3 days ago
Actual gameplay. LOL
adam78180 3 days ago
this is retarded
HaloRorschach 1 week ago
hilarious
MsAntivenom 2 weeks ago
I love how the hunters on the gravlift used an elevator. lol
HibbsDibble92 2 weeks ago
what program did u use?
moshiman619 2 weeks ago
XD Nice vid
my favorit 3 parts, 0:55 2:33 3:06 Why the hell did the 2 eliets Watch him... i mean, rly, What pervs
sexyfoxy171 2 weeks ago in playlist Halo
They remind me of South Park xD
54bobbers 3 weeks ago
that works too
MrHalofanboy117 3 weeks ago
HE-LAR-IOUS!!!!
McRaymond100 4 weeks ago 3
that was fucking funny he shut the door on that guy
kungfuhamster3 1 month ago
Poor Master Chief, the master of weaponry but not the master of sex at 0:20-0:23
Gyrater05 1 month ago
2:35 LOL
halokid895 1 month ago
@halokid895 Amen to that...
Blaze0539 3 weeks ago
yeah i cqan still see you, -covenant looks around and says- what you can see me?
yeah i can see you, i mean you wielding a glowing blue sword isnt going to help -covenant rests his hand on his head-
can i ask you something?
what?
what were you thinking?
halokid895 1 month ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! "Holy shit"...shoots the HALO ONE PISTOL! both hunters drop.."Oh..."
PurpleMrBacon 1 month ago
1:26 LOL
acidmanburnham135 1 month ago
WOW HOLY #@%& , OH
Perthcc1 1 month ago
LOL Chief had a boner at the beginning cause of Morning Boners!
MCPlayer117 1 month ago
@MCPlayer117
Its called Morning Wood, kid.
LinkRocks2000 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
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Keyes look like Prof. Oak
UltiMasterlord 1 month ago
They fixed the cloaking suits very well in Anniversary. Too well....
TFHalo 1 month ago
@TFHalo seems like the covanent upgraded a lot in ten years lol
Mscodvsmrhalo 1 month ago
@KeroroBaller236 hes not a "young spartan " dumbfuck all of them are marines
TheElite720 1 month ago
124 people didn't have a pistol when they faced the hunters
m1c000l 1 month ago
aah shoot I wanted the whole game to be made fun of! XD just so you know I fucking love halo
jacketnipple 1 month ago 10
Master Chief: "Are you sure you know what your doing?"
Keyes: "Of course i do master chief, HEY LOOK! They've got one of those mini refrigerators installed. Cool and they've got the little mini liquor bottles inside to, aha
Classic XD
LiberateYaMind187 1 month ago
1:59 lol
TheWunderWaffelShow 1 month ago
A girl usually drives the pod
TheWunderWaffelShow 1 month ago
3.06 my mum just had to come in at that that time
kittycatfire1 1 month ago 3
sssssssssssooooooooooooooo funny
gamer4453 1 month ago
lol
iN00Bzz 1 month ago
Wow, sucking a penis
TheXad99 1 month ago
Yo I'm his bitch XD
ironman785 2 months ago
@ironman785 YEAH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
omgacat520 2 months ago
that was the funniest thing i have ever seen
123456789souleater 2 months ago
Ha
nerf00 2 months ago
Half-Life 2 Sound effects? xD
DeltaD36 2 months ago
haha stupid hunters didnt notice a single fuck
sverredennye 2 months ago
RIPPED OFF FROM COLLEGE HUMOUR
ThatGuyYouSaw2day 2 months ago
1:09
Young Spartan: I don't wanna die, Chief! I'm too young to die!
Chief: Unless you're gonna bet you're gonna die! I bet you'reALL gonna die and i'll be left alone as one man. And my next mission will be to rescue other survivors from other pod crashes! LOL
KeroroBaller236 2 months ago
2:35 "HOLY SHIT!" pew..
2328Eddie 2 months ago
lol funny
kaosleeroy108 2 months ago
welcome to south park looking halo
runescapemaster401 2 months ago
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what were you thinkin
xgl5 2 months ago
solider are you implying that im a homosexual? (machine gun fire) problem solved lets go. lol
kingofthecloset67 2 months ago
lol
blightbringer1 2 months ago
ITS FAKE AND GAY............... and a little funny(whisper voice)
MRAbcMonkey343 2 months ago
god thats funney
sam1995m13 2 months ago
@M3RUL3Z 343 is bungie. bungie made 343 so thy could work on other game series while 343 (who is led by someone from bungie) continues halo
MegaSilver9999 2 months ago
Is this halo 2? Or 1?
MegaSuperPWN 2 months ago
122 people had this happen to them 0:55
longshot295 2 months ago in playlist Liked 21
whoa holy $@#^ *bang* .... oh LOLOLOLOLO
bullelk9 2 months ago
woooo holy shit *ping*. . .oh. . .
bonjanglevash 3 months ago
u kno that is what the hunters really felt like they were big but died like that haha
bonjanglevash 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
shutyermush 3 months ago
I like this video good
blackhalo5467 3 months ago
121 got killed in a pod crash.
Zombiesavage100 3 months ago
the best halo funny
marcdepessemier 3 months ago
121 people got tricked by master chief when they are tryin to make it to the escape drop pods
XxjohnrojasxX 3 months ago
it looks kinda like south park xD
SuperOrangebird 3 months ago
@SuperOrangebird thats what i was thinkin it kinnda 1ooks 1ike south park
wertywoof7 2 months ago
Hahahaha this should be in adult swim or something nice job for a food laugh this made my day
Chuwie94 3 months ago
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Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
marionetemanJ 3 months ago
@marionetemanJ fuck u go to a fucking video with a related concept
konachun117 2 months ago
2:34
Best Part
YourFriendsFromReach 3 months ago
LOL AHAHA
BuilderEpic 3 months ago
What animation program do you use?
MrIronCraft 3 months ago
So fucked up at 0:53 .
Made my life!!!
CorporalDwaynHicks 3 months ago
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0:53 part is hilarious
fertminster 3 months ago
:53 part is hilarious
fertminster 3 months ago
i solute 117 now and 4 evar
purplexskunk 3 months ago
lets just leav captin
i agree
...clink
purplexskunk 3 months ago
Hahaha ...Wait Wats A Bonner ?
XxAwsomeDalexX 3 months ago
@XxAwsomeDalexX ....I know your young but really?
HatersGonnaHate1000 3 months ago
@HatersGonnaHate1000 Naa Im Joking im Not That Young Im 12
XxAwsomeDalexX 3 months ago
@XxAwsomeDalexX 12? fucking hell gamers get younger by the day
HatersGonnaHate1000 3 months ago
i think this is stolen.... or maybe same guy added this to youtube.... because i sa this on newgrounds
awsomebot1 3 months ago
MC: "now how the hell do we get up there". *elevator opens*. Marine: "wow holly shit *bang* oh"
PepsiMax198 3 months ago
"hold it, we got one more to go, come on move your gonna make it" *door slams shut* "haa haa haaa haaaa omg i crack myself up, i love doing that".... funny cuz he only does it once :L
PepsiMax198 3 months ago
ahh, good times. Thank you newgrounds :D
SkippingAsssassin117 3 months ago
120 dislikes are by kids watching it and their moms or dads hear it and the kids disliked it because it this videos fault
SuperAJC10 3 months ago
Should be in south park
RogueTKDSoulja176 4 months ago
"I'll take care of them" *crashes ship repeatedly and then dies* XD
bjamin678 4 months ago in playlist bjamin678's Favorited Videos
this was stupid ! but kidda funny
steven63337 4 months ago
what is this show call
905SONICking 4 months ago
this was fucking amazing!!!!!!
ChrisChris567 4 months ago
Cooler than eva
nobleteam1177 4 months ago
hey i survived *BOOM* LOL
tman411997 4 months ago
Vote here and see which is better, Halo Anniversary or mw3?
/watch?v=oFvf6-puEu4
SpritePix 4 months ago
south park halo :D
runescapemaster401 4 months ago
LMFAO
acrexpert5000 4 months ago
XD HILARIUOS
warriorbug35 4 months ago
whoever disliked it is a bich this halerios
megaheroman576 4 months ago in playlist Liked
@megaheroman576 i would have liked your comment if you can spell right dumb ass
WolfPackAttackClan 4 months ago
no marine sidekick for me biatch
lockheart120 4 months ago
119 people got a boner in the spartain armor
sabiscapepwns 4 months ago 14
oooooo the covenernt wants cortana
Gruntkiller1179 4 months ago
XD
epic
OkamiMidnightLight22 4 months ago
WHOA HOLY SH**
*BOOM*
oh...
best part in the whole video!
musikmann95 4 months ago
press 9 for ship fail
endingitallinc 4 months ago
he is wearing mark 6 XD
NotOverItAll 4 months ago
OMFG use the CC transcribe audio thing it is sooooo inacurate!
nuclearguineapig 5 months ago
keep presing 2
TheMadGamer03 5 months ago
DAMN GOOD, I LOVE IT
signdowny 5 months ago
LOL!
Gaming4Tube 5 months ago
the basics of a spartan :D
NewNordtecx 5 months ago
0:52 is the best
FreeStyleGaming908 5 months ago 6
lol
halloween1oo1 5 months ago
Lol
nasman95 5 months ago
hahah
LEGITxKNIGHT 5 months ago
ROFL!
GhostRyder1172 5 months ago
more>!!!!
123344705 5 months ago
118 people are my bitch
wilmasmithrn2004 5 months ago
YO I'M HIS BITCH.
ThirdGenerationDGAF 5 months ago
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"Chief you'll be needing some protection on your way to the escape pod, take this UNLOADED pistol"
Trelaf53 5 months ago
117 dislikes?
jksz2111 5 months ago 55
@jksz2111 lol
xXgordenXx 5 months ago
@jksz2111
must be sign
NOBLE11117 3 months ago
hahahah this shits funny
halopro3344 5 months ago
This is awsome
PopTartzluver17 5 months ago
ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.
September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
SuperBrandon2000 5 months ago 2
@SuperBrandon2000 PS its 343 industries now, not bungie... making bungie seem like a bunch of douchebags...
M3RUL3Z 3 months ago
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah XD
victor582000 5 months ago
117 dislikes lol.
Apparently Master Chief does'nt appreciate us making fun of his experiences.
jchung55 5 months ago 2
haha what if i get a boner, it hurts like a bitch hahaha xD
WingDemon1 5 months ago
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ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.
September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
stockfrawn 5 months ago
Crack up keep up the good work
jojoey0249 5 months ago
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ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.
September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
USparatroopersurgeon 5 months ago
3:08
LOL, ROFL and LMAO!
Keyes gets some- WTF?
MC: Uh, who's he?
Guy with Keyes: I'm his bitch!
FurryWereWolf93 5 months ago
1:43 - hat point is now invalid
3 more game squeals :D
OixGames 5 months ago
Yeah, this was made by Hans Van Harken of NewGrounds - just thought you should provide credit where it is due.
TheNiftyHebrew 5 months ago
Halo 1 magnum was pwnage. just like this video you could kill a hunter with one shot on normal LOL
Jmek96 5 months ago
3:15, sounds EXACTLY LIKE ARBITER!!!
GORIZARD6 5 months ago
@dragon27095 why remove? Cause u didn't made it get a life loser and keep sucking dick
Jgfss333 5 months ago
As a matter of fact, I heard a lot of Half-Life 2 sounds.
MafiaSk8r97399 5 months ago
Haha, I heard a half-life sound in there, at the beginning.
MafiaSk8r97399 5 months ago
lame
45thinfmajorwoody 5 months ago
lameo
45thinfmajorwoody 5 months ago
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guitarsmasher321 5 months ago
This is retarded...
RyanHigaAndSean 5 months ago
@RyanHigaAndSean yeah it is, but it's funny and cool as well!!!
Alchemist1995 5 months ago
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ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.
September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!
UltiGuides 5 months ago
#lol :P
rwmtiger 5 months ago
i like when he closes the door on the marine
lon3wolfx98 5 months ago
what was it actually called
UFWD2000 5 months ago
Lmao
killerwolfpro 5 months ago
not yours
MrCpmusic 5 months ago
best part 2:33
bullelk9 5 months ago
soo.. you intentionally made this look like south park, right?
mmastudyer 5 months ago
000000000 stolen
phunkytown20 5 months ago
qwel
LaughingWater2 5 months ago
wrong armor
d1234583 5 months ago
2:32 skills
TheAndrewtitanic 5 months ago
why is caption smith fore titanic on it
TheAndrewtitanic 5 months ago
hilarious
checkerflag25films 5 months ago
I love it when the top 2 comments are a bout the same fucking thing. Or when they are about some stupid subject.
Infernape12341 5 months ago
this basically sums up halo one for me XD
bearjewthrill 5 months ago 62
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bearjewthrill 5 months ago
there are more, look it up on newgrounds
xRazorrbackx 5 months ago
LOL
xnickelspicklesx 5 months ago
Did you still this video, the original is called "it's a halo thing"
legendp2011 5 months ago
(x Best Halo Parodie Ever x)
ERAGON9394 6 months ago
@dragon27095 are for REALZ dude if ur joking then alrite but if your not then wat the hell is wrong its just for entertainment ( and also to lyao) lyao = laugh your a*s off
Killermonster117 6 months ago
This is very disgusting, why would you post that on
Youtube? This video should be removed from Youtube!
dragon27095 6 months ago
@dragon27095 shut the fuck up angry stay-at-home mom
connerm191 6 months ago
@dragon27095 ya well its the internet get use to it have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup it is about a naed chik she took a dump in a cup and chik 2 ate it so if you dont like it then look that up you crybaby assholl bicth cunt
zachj19991 5 months ago
@dragon27095 ya well its the internet get use to it have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup it is about a naed chik she took a dump in a cup and chik 2 ate it so if you dont like it then look that up you crybaby bicth
zachj19991 5 months ago
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@JoeRingo118 he died for good in halo 3
minecraftnoob26 6 months ago
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DoctorWhoGuyUK 6 months ago
hahaha he lift the marine
xfunnyboy11 6 months ago
soooo funny lol this need to be on tv
edge123wwe1 6 months ago
@siashimi nope,just the covenent killed that guy :D (both ways he got screwed)
GhostWarrior321 6 months ago
click 2 repetedly
ItzTank774 6 months ago
104 people are captain keys bitches :P
deathkill989 6 months ago
The elites looked soooooo cuuuute! ♪───O(≧∇≦)O────♪
viczio 6 months ago
by the way: easter egg, keyes pipe says ''play boy''
JoeRingo118 6 months ago
wait here a second... in halo 1 johnson died very often, then he would be found on another place. in halo 2 he were invincible. in halo 3 too..... soo... will he come back in halo 4.
JoeRingo118 6 months ago
keyes is retarted
Overpork 6 months ago
this film is like old old. still 2 damn funny
MegaLiamboy 6 months ago
The Captain reminds me of George Bush
FinalPhoenix100 6 months ago
@FinalPhoenix100 is that cause he was sucking a black guy's dick?
MrCalintx 6 months ago