GEORGE LOPEZ PART 1

[gayteenbabe]

i Love it cool :)

[xx13biglokote13xx]

fuck the 8 people who disliked this!!

FUCK THOSE PUTOS!!!!

[DANIEL32170]

8 dislikes???????? lol to all of you who disliked this video i will like to take the opportunity to say FUCK YOU PUTOS HA HA HA TOMEN PUTOS HA HA HAAA

[TheIbarraz]

carlos mencia niggga are you dudada

[hotdude23]

i smell cooliad jajajajaja fuckin g funny..

[fiendstaaa]

que vivan los latinos!

[droopsta1]

lets go madison im serious!

hahaha fckn lopez is tite puro mexicano!!! viva george lopez

[metalmonster182]

This Guy!! George always has me in stitches, as a stand up comedian and as an actor he is so funny, great talent!

[ChaosChao83]

"A tortilla will always be a tortilla!!!" "A burrito will always be a burrito!!!" As long as he is alive. Damn straight!!!

[PAMAROSHOUSE]

yo digo yes to all the one who voted against her

[WeSoldOurLives]

The next Churck Norris

[FIGILUIGI]

i smell kool aid....lol...funniest racist joke ebver

[m1st3rh]

I heard that George's DNA classed him as part European among other things- So why do people still classify himself as 'Mexican' ofcourse he is basically from Mexico -but Mexicans are from what i know from various European ancestries? Correct?

[musiclineproduction]

@m1st3rh not entirely true, yea sure, some mexicans have european blood in them, but most of mexicans ancestries are aztec

[ghettomomma719]

@m1st3rh what else do you hear? is anyone else in the room with you when you hear these things? do the voices tell you to do bad or good? just thought I would ask.

[m1st3rh]

@ghettomomma719 haha..sounds like i stepped on your big long printed knickers mamma that seemed to have made you snap !!!

[jake0903DMG]

i was there live att center San Antonio TX and i got to meet him his opening act was a white dude who looked like a dork but was funny as hell

[IVMA14]

this one was ok

but all he did was talk about how great mexicans are the whole time

which is great cuz im mexican but

i wish their was more comedy

still the best tho

[jjfjkfjk]

We get it, you're Mexican...get on with the funny!

[piratelove23]

hey i cant find part 2 or the rest of the HBO show. what happend?

[ghettomomma719]

Lopez got his azz booed out of CO Springs for the way he is towards other races- I get more and more turned off by Lopez every time I watch this show, like watching a raging PMSin bitch, yeah George, -u- got issues.

BTW, its El Nino cuz thats what Mexico named it, like we name our tropical storms- he sounds ignorant.

Every time nagging and pmsing saying shit off the top of his massive head I am going to start yelling out, !Mira! El Tonto Is Blowing Again!!

[explorer06able]

@ghettomomma719 hahahaha don't hate

[chestermx16]

@constantine011 hahaha xD

[chestermx16]

i love george lopez!! but i really hate the way he said " weros lavense las nalgas" and all that shit.. i think that is not professional, cuz not only latinos follows him.... i still love him!! he is the best comedian for me!

[noelly89]

where's part 2?

[bbhKREW]

SAN ANT0Ni0..210 BABY

14,000 PE0PLE PUR0 LATiN0z&LATiNAz..HARDLY BLACKz&WHiTEz

L0PEZ S0LD THAT M0THERFUCKER 0UT i WAS 0NE 0F THE 14,000



[EMJAY10210]

que se laven las nalgas pinches weros!! I just said thank you very much for your support! DAANGG LMAO! THIS IS HUMOR RIGHT HERE

[Ringle4derman]

yo george lopez funnier than katt williams and im black but he just thinks way too much of his own race

[Elyse96]

i wish i spoke spanish so i would understand thiss.

[latinaprincezza123]

@Elyse96 al you need to know that verga means penis

[jaymrn79]

i think he should embrace the word chicano more like the great cheech marin

[xfer25]

this guy is the homie!!!

[DrShiggly]

george makes me proud of being a chicano thank god i aint white VIVA LA RAZA

[TheBrendaruiz]

VIVAN LOS LATINOS!

lopez is the fuckin best

I'm proud to be Mexican!

[daitanaful]

what's the title of the opening song? it's good.

[krazyloko14]

@daitanaful low rider idk who sang it though

[daitanaful]

@krazyloko14 thanks.

[archounduser10]

@krazyloko14 war

[archounduser10]

@daitanaful Low Rider By War

[onmcastan]

i plowed your mamas garden, ruby123

[623vato]

we r gonna take over this bitch

[623vato]

HES A FUNNY MOTHAFUKER!!

[sidekick201000]

george lopez 4 president vote if u don't vote FTP

[TheJuanDisimo]

Next President!!!!!!! George Lopez

if you don't vote f u

[TheMando1000]

George kept me cracking the fuck up when i went to Hollywood watching this on tv in the hotel room. George You're El Mas Chingon!!

[Kida7x]

CArlos Mencia Sucks George Lopez Is The MAn

[Momito99]

@Kida7x ......

CARLOS WHO???  :p

[antonioklb1]

George Lopez for president!!!! I'll vote for him!!!

[GringoHunter]

@antonioklb1 Sorry Antonio....Illegal Aliens cant vote vato...



[DANIEL32170]

@GringoHunter FUCK YOU PUTO DONT BE USING OUR WORDS WE DONT BE CALLING YOU CRACKER JACK BITCH STAY THE FUCK OUT OUR VIDEOS YOU'RE NOT BROWN FAG

[GringoHunter]

@DANIEL32170 What?> Que pendejo estas amigo que no estas leyendo i HUNT GRINGOS!!!!

[DANIEL32170]

@GringoHunter you dont hunt shit foo y el pendejo eres tu talking shit on Raza saying illegals can't vote next time watch what you say BABOSO.

[GringoHunter]

@DANIEL32170 illegals cant vote!! thats a fact!....sorry did not mean to offend your wetback status...lol....SALUDOS DESDE MEXICO!!

[DANIEL32170]

@GringoHunter of coarse illegals can't vote pero te rompen tu madre por abrir el osico a lo pendejo por pendejos como tu la raza se chingan unos a los otros and you did not offended me i was born in Riverside So/cal puto but i lived in Michoacan was raised there asta primero de secundaria y no por eso cago el palo si la raza no tiene papeles y so creci en un rancho pero en ese rancho a putitos como tu los hacen hombres wey pa que sepas pinche nino popis.

[perron349]

hell ya!!!! george lopez is freaken awesome fuck carlos mensia

[ruby123tink123]

In other words fuck white ppl its all bout that mexican flag heck yes!!

[BluntsNBone]

@ruby123tink123 then go 2 mexico bitch

[lmaballa]

@ruby123tink123 cut my grass plz

[ruby123tink123]

@lmaballa how bout i shove it up ur ass instead?? fuckn crackr

[llinsane1ll]

@ruby123tink123

dont worry, he proves white people are fucking lazy. and they talk about latinos taking their jobs and money? hmm... look whos paying us..

[SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME]

@llinsane1ll

ohhh yup

[sami121299]

@ruby123tink123 HAHAHA! thats what i say but im white! HAHAH! LOL!!

[ruby123tink123]

fuck yeah arriva MEXICO!!! y tambien los gringos!!(pero por un tubo) jajaja

[PrettyLittleDolly]

Gosh, he just makes my afternoon. :D

[irock445]

Imangine if George Lopez was both comedian and wrestler you see everyone cheering when they hear that song as his entrance to the ring...George is Hilarious

[MrJoKeR3055]

este vato es mamalon ese

[ErickAngelSanchez]

nice

[johnyboy713936]

que se laven las nalgas pinches gueros that shit is funny

[Lillocox4]

Man this vato is the real shit!

[jabierzito]

por que nose puede ver el otros videos alguien puede decirme donde los bajo??

[fartmonkey08]

so funny

[EZAHAPPY93]

i smell kool-aid!!!! lol so funnuy and yet so real!!!

[megamanX6265]

love that song....wish i had a low rida

[megamanX6265]

that's so fkn messed up i didn't get to see it cuz my dish was out. But i always got youtube :)

[nica408]

he talks about real life circumstances in a funny way. qotz taa lovee thiz latino(:

haha

[edhdez]

A burrito always'll be a burrito not a dunky

[sbfltiff]

its really sad that you cannot spelly donkey ;|

[Luckyboy12345678]

wow its sad that u cant spell spell.

[jwasmunch]

@sbfltiff well i dont know how to spell but i have dislixlic or how ever you spell it and if thats sad to you then thats messed up

[sbfltiff]

Spell*

[OhEmGeeXitsANDREA]

Everything he says is so fucking true! haha I love being mexican.

[missrissa210]

fck wish i couldve went hope hes coming back to san antonio

[dmc081]

the funnest latino guy i eva seen

[mchonchon]

great!!!!

[Hewhosmokeswomen]

I was there!!!

[aznhypersniper]

chitownreak kindley fukoff ^.^ if u dont like it dont watch it

[RandomRockerRex]

i want to go so bad

[carteromexican]

omg shut up if it hurts so much do something about and dont talk shit on youtube cabron odioso

[714reyes714]

@chitownreak what the fuck. u talking shit on how poor u r and ur on utube. y dont come over here like our parents did and make a living. stop wining ese!

[crrazyy]

@chitownreak  get a sense of humor.

like LOpez would say.... why u cryin?

[DA6AME]

pinche su mama

bitch he is a real beaner L.A. STILL REAL BEANER TERITORY

[gryffindorgardian]

get a life

[redstarchick]

i can't afford HBO so that's why i'm watching it on youtube. I only get three months free so it's cool, but after that i'm fucked.

[ViperRob42]

@redstarchick I feel ya.. its ok *hugs* lol

[megadeth2560]

gotta love youtube for that

[CrankJunior96]

@redstarchick lol your comment made my day :)

[SexiKittie]

@redstarchick HAHAHHA ME TOOOO!!!!! OMG

[TheSouljaboy101]

@redstarchick lol :P same here but u can hack HBO i did ___--freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[frabuslo]

funny

[chemopsv19]

ha ha swneflu

[59roses]

george lopez got a big head

[supersanchez1991]

gracias vato for posting this video. i guess este show is reciente porque dijo swim gripe. right?

[luimflo]

this puto is so funny. lol omg

[abc123ilovethee]

quien te pregunto gringo?

[Metal1998]

FTP

[870812lby]

i like him

hes cool

even i am asian

so fuck those putos who said shit here

[oortiz915]

George Lopez you are the best of the best. VIVA LOS LATINOS!!!!

[P4PBEST]

this is one of the funniest guys in stand up comedy period lol

[MxICON14]

wats the title of the special called?

[rish1rish]

tall dark and chicano

[CORNELIOPORVIDA]

tall dark and chicano

[wegonhavefun]

I dont understand how people can say he's not funny. Im Palestinian and my moms from Venezuela so i understand most jokes.

[dcreto08]

go to hell if you dont understand puto bcuz you aint a real spanish bitch you are a new species.hahahah what a puto

[marioalosangeles]

wtf dude. he wasn't dissin... and come on now! a real spanish??? you ain't a real spanish either.

[SuperChaos16]

craigblas and the game player both of you shut the fuck up and stop acting tough over youtube

[craigblast]

I`ve been watching George Lopez for a while now and still haven`t laugh at not one of his jokes, he humorous but not funny at all.

[thegameplayer86]

thats cause your not hispanic lol if u had somewhat the same life experiences he had u would laugh your ass off like im doing

[craigblast]

I heard of some very funny hispanic comedians before but George Lopez isn`t one of them. Plus funny is funny regardless of your race, because if you`re a good comedian youd make everyone laugh.

[thegameplayer86]

well i guess funny is a matter of opinion to each person. i like him because he makes me laugh and also because he makes me proud to be latin

[craigblast]

I`m pretty sure you were a proud latino before George Lopez, my point being that i hope you like him because he`s funny and not because he`s latino. If not then any latino that tells jokes would be funny to you regardless if they really are.

[HowieMistress]

@craigblast:

Dude, enough...you don't find George Lopez funny. Fine. No need to continuously drag it out. And if gameplayer says that he's proud to be Latin because of George, then that's just that; you don't know him well enough to say GL's NOT the reason he's proud of his heritage.

[HowieMistress]

Uh, ok. Whatever, weirdo. I don't get your comment: you're trying to insult me because I'm right, right? Nice try. My friend, you have a LOT to learn.

And I do have a life outside the Internet barrier, and I'm gonna stop right here because it's useless to start an *laughs* argument over opinions.

Loser.

[marioalosangeles]

funniest latino comedian to me... and to many people. he talks about real life circumstances in a funny way...

[fighter2050]

@marioalosangeles

yea, he talks about how latinos grew up, which 95% of the things he says ive done!

[buddyseed2]

@fighter2050 yup

[jaulloa21]

craigblast your full of shit. Then why would you still watch him? he amuses you; people are always interested in what george has to say next. funny or not.

[JusshereChillin]

lol then y would u keep on watching?/? your weird

[JusshereChillin]

that didnt answer the ?.. but ok

[outta910]

your gay.

[ines163]

omg loook how many people their he ma funny

[Lillocox4]

This vato is funny as he'll.

[VICmp7]

Omg el niño  funny Mexican comedia lol

[agent892039]

Hey does anyone know what year is this?

[DaMexican1000]

2009

[DaMexican1000]

duh 2009 where have you been?

[SyhLasFra3]

Lol, its from 2009. Him saying the swine flu shoulda told you that :-)

[agent892039]

I kno Huh...

[rockdrummer1]

haha mexicans get blamed for el nino. i love george lopez

[DaveyBabey]

his old stuff was funnier

[mexsalboy]

hell yea..

[jar3388]

@DaveyBabey but still funny as hell

[MCRTheEnd]

Fucking lvove his jokes!!

ow thats never gonna get old! :D

[thegloriaflor]

hahhahah i love seein goerge lopez stand up comedie it makes me crack up hahahhaha lmao

[charitzia]

ommmg hahaha i loved thiis shooww xDD

[sassysarsi]

is this a new show in 2009?

[darkPyro123]

hell yea i went!!!!

[lakaiskate03]

san antonio!!

[ladyluck8709]

yEAH..STRAiT FROM My HOMETOWN..SAN ANTO..210

[crazyboyx3]

ahahahahahahahaaha el NEGRO AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA VIVA LA RAZA SHAOOOOOOOOOW

[TheKilluminatii]

VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!!

[1Mariposa812]

I mean it has BECOME his theme song. It's an OLDIE '~*

[1Mariposa812]

That song "Low Rider" by War. (It's George's "Theme song" )

[roterdrache80]

what s the name of the song in the intro?

[TheMexiMeli]

omg! thanks for posting this! i was so mad when i didnt get to see it cuz i dont have hbo, u just made my day. g lo is my hero! orale! ;)

[artisticlatino07]

I smell Kool Aid. ROTFLMAO!!

[misskris111]

yay, I was there! I couldnt hear some parts because my friend wouldnt shut the hell up. lol So thanks for posting!!

[Varlos01]

Yo is this Tall, Dark & Chicano?

[gdcardona91]

yup sure is performed in san antonio texas

[xeroxour]

Thank for posting it.

It was efn hilarious!

[RENThead91]

me and my friend were over her house watching this on Saturday. We were dying laughing! Since she speaks spanish, she was telling me what it all meant. so hilarious!

[rfinch45]

thank you

[gregorym93]

thanks for posting this!!!

[gdcardona91]

fuck yeah puro san antonio i was watching it live on HBO and i live like 5 minutes from the at& t center it was fuckin packed sit was fuckin funny

[Joe3Castillo]

Hell yeah. San Antonio FTW!

I just saw Green Day there at the AT&T Center last night, too. They were fucking awesome!