How to Be Black Metal - A Documentary

[eutanos]

you should just put the video, the other part bac acted and it wastes everybodys time... well maybe de norwegia part haha

[tzaboath]

Bunch of GAYSS!!!!

[vitaminsandstds]

I enjoyed your employment of CGI, is it almost unheard of in Black Metal videos

[loudstupiddave]

@vitaminsandstds Thanks. I used to work for Pixar.

[shophet]

LOL... STUPED FUCKING METAL LOVERS.

SOME ONE SHOULD TRY MAKING A ZOMBY MOVIE, BUT WITH METALHEADS INSTEAD OF ZOMBIES.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@shophet

Wow, someone's a hater...

[frustratedno1]

I like the fairy mushroom girl painting . Thats very nice. It was funny as hell and the guy's not bad to look at or anything. Fun for me, i need to get out more obviously though lol.

[TheHardcorewwefan]

that was the dummest shit i ever saw just kidding lol funny as hell 

[Guitarscreech06]

severed colon, LMAO

[Nacionarg]

- What is the first rule of Norwegian Black Metal?

- Be from "Norwegia"

[BAPHOMET1960]

These kids must have had a traumatic experience with black metal to make a video like this.

[Braleven]

What's with all the butthurt black metal pussies? Lol I can like black metal and laugh at how stupid it seems at the same time. But no, some kids take it DEEP AND PERSONALLY.

[gabriel911102]

sheldon Cooper! xD

[belialah]

@gabriel911102 DEAM!!!! I tough in sheldon before i see ur coment lol!!!Its actually the same

[Pestilentich]

youre missing the point.

[SvenTviking]

You gotta wear a uniform! X) black metal, for the inividual.

[Dypskog666]

I love black metal, I find freedom in it, strength and a powerful feeling that can't be explained. In metal and in this case black metal, the history and the peoples/artists who makes the music fuels its value. To be a part of the norwegian metalscene since I was 13 years old, attending concerts, festivals, and having unique personalities with minds daring to grasp something darker around me,has given me more than anything else. Its a pitty that annoying human

[Dypskog666]

waste like these two mind fucked monkeys don't see that beauty, but then again, black metal is not for weak ignorant people

[Mordan666]

hm, there are some funny parodies about bm in the internet, but this is definately none of them!!!!

[loudstupiddave]

@Mordan666 Well put!

[misaxMCR]

lol so brutal and kvlt as fuck

[panasonicyouth1985]

365 people don't have a sense of humour!

[munkeypumper]

Severed Colon is the best band ever.

[Theancientcovenant08]

@nykretus meaning of black metal? Theres no meaning its just a genre you baby. Its a particular sound the lyrics could be about having fun at a daycare center it doesnt matter. And kult? Stfu

[nykretus]

i hate that everybody wants to get close to the BM as a fun thing, but they dont even understand the meaning of BM they're not in the athmosphere, or cult underground metal scene.

[LordNazgulKing]

If you're not Norwegian, and it's not recorded in Norway, then it isn't fucking Norwegian black metal! Also, a parody is supposed to be FUNNY!!! This video fails in all aspects.

[makelio]

total fag both of you

[dirtygirlof76]

You guys must be newfies!

[eradius]

lol black metal is great and so is RISK!! i seen gorgoroth the other week live and as great as it was it was more funny as fuck then anything, so i give a big thumbs up to this. black metal is rediculously funny!

[Tamas123]

@eradius well the performers might be ridiculously funny but the music is pretty great.

[toyota25904]

damn Canadians !

[squatworldwide]

fuck you stupid amerikan christianscumshit. your head belongs cutoff on a pol at a nice gig stupid wanker

[squatworldwide]

fuck off you christianscumshit amerikan. fuckin looser. wanna cut of your fuckin had and put it on a pole in front of a BM gig

[BrynjulfsenInc]

if you are serious here, you are mocking true norwegian black metal. i'd like to talk to u about norwegian black metal. 'cause if you are serious....you don't know what true norwegian black metal is dude.

[xzxz619]

HHAHAHA

I love Black Metal!

This is funny!

[kurtisWerewolfofaus]

wtf



[CrosseFace]

Worst video ever... If you ever took the time to listen to some real black metal you wouldn't have posted this retarded garbage. Do the world a favor and go win yourself a Darwin Award... Fuckin retard.

[agge8]

dont be so fucking pathetic, if you make a video you dont fucking tell uss to stop watching it becouse it sucks, and that you are sorry for posting the video, DUDE! grow some fucking ballz and some fucking self respect ffs

[eXp3riment]

yeah sing about vampires... thats so true

[JabuSama]

Retard

[danlash656]

the sad thing is, there actualy r some black metal videos as stupid as this

[BlackMetalWeenie69]

To be from Norwegah! XD

[uberpwnage223]

put this on itunes that song is the rawest black metal ive ever heard

[01800satan]

Du mutter hure

[miketbf]

This is quite funny.

[PaisteLover]

Awesome!!! Not quite Immortal though.

[cxaaa]

you made me LOL! please dont take this down. why are you metal-ers  so insecure and defensive? lighten up.

[Thepunishingguy]

''sing like you crotch is on fire'' that part made me lol so hardXD

[Ansuz92]

I love all these dumb fucks getting angry. Good video man. People who think they are Satanists and listen to black metal are fucking TOOOOOLS.

[xXNeoShredderXx]

You're a faggot.

[mecnoza]

lol, but fuck you anyway

[BlackMetalWeenie69]

@mecnoza lol you said butfuck

[666BlackMetalSoul]

totally making fun of immortal, lmao their videos are cheesy but i love them, they are so GRIMMMMMMMMM and frostbitten. Black metal for life, you guys suck. lmao

[uberpwnage223]

please release the song on itunes, its amazing

[nepherio]

If you have IQ<50 you post a vid like this... so you're other retard friends think you're cool

[xchamitaxpunx38]

i just dont know why some people cant take a JOKE for what it is...AAAA JOOOKE! ....geez

[FLMetal666]

not funny... bastards

[qegvW3H]

u can use floowers when u r in the nature put some mushroom too

[qegvW3H]

what book is that?

[xCip]

stfu!

[RondoRaven]

I don't think I've seen a parody that is so not funny that it's actually funny. I mean this is a terrible offensive and not even sensible joke, kind of like burning down a black metal church. what can I say, I just like to see things burn

[mrx8300]

LOL that was fucking funny! I am into real black metal and I find this funny.

[wenser13]

Why is Billy Corgan teaching Black metal?

[Hellak666]

this video is totaly stupid...not funny...

[Furfur616]

Graveyard full of dead people!

[Duvmunch]

get rid of the fucking annotations

[WeAreGods666]

I know he states this is not supposed to be a mockery but it sure feels insulting to me. It is people like this nerd who make BM look like some big joke. If you are simply looking for an excuse to wear face paint and act like a jackass then become a Juggalo, they would welcome you with open arms. To the jackass humanrejector below, I highly doubt you have any clue of what BM is if you are comparing it to emo kids and depressed clowns. Do a little research before you say something stupid again.

[PrincipleOfEvil666]

HI!!!! CAN I KILL YOU???

[moome1649]

ya im with you

[panasony23]

brutal as shit!!!

[mutilation66six]

HI !!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

[Emisa000]

fans???

baaaaaaah

fan of many types of music!!! he's a shit

[whackosad]

ke mierda

[Mr937595]

vampires fucking suck, and so dose twilight, and so do you

[theBlackCerimoner]

Great stuff!

[humanrejector]

bm is gay, they look like depresed clowns xD

[GothicMetalHead100]

@humanrejector I don't think so that would be emo Black Metal strongly represent's satanism Black Metal uses violence and they burn churches down

[humanrejector]

lol i know what bm means and containes, but stil they look gay depressed clowns,btw emo's are also be founded in bm:p

[danlash656]

lol

[Immortalgrim]

Damn black metal ICP lol!

[sunnoisamazing]

Billy Corgan! LOL i was just thinking that!!

[gogolo30]

Alright guys, I know this guy is pretty stupid, but theres actually some funny shit in here. lol anyway as long as he isnt making fun of it. I don't give a fuckin shit, ROCK ON \m/

[01800satan]

fuck you !

Black Metal Ist Krieg

Ave Satan

[EazyslashD]

@01800satan Fuck you Sad Panda

[01800satan]

jajajaja fuck poser jajaja

suck my satanic balls

jajajajajajajaa

[BrynjulfsenInc]

@01800satan heyhey, norwegian black metal is not about satan :P often about death and destruction, or the Norse. and there is actually no famous norwegian black metal artists who actually is satan worshippers. only norwegian black metal artist who really was a satanist, was euronymous from mayhem. varg vikernes from burzum and gaahl from gorgoroth or whatever, is no satanists.

[K3lin]

@BrynjulfsenInc lol Gaahl is a Paganist he was never a Satanist. Varg Vikernes became a Paganist too in prison. Marduk are Satanists too. Also Black Metal was meant to be Satanic regardless if most of the musicians actually were not real Satanists and play Satanic just to provoke.

[SterbendDSBM]

@01800satan Fuck you!

Black Metal IS MUSIC!

Fuck you again for involving music with religion!

And im a black metal fan!

[shophet]

@01800satan HAHAHAHA. ASSHOLE.

[metacretesix]

I wish I could get my hands around this little fuckers neck....

[Razor745]

Awesome video! Most Black Metal bands are shit, but some are good.

[jamiepollington]

tehe :)

[thedeathmetalfan4454]

"And like all good ancient texts, it is written in blood...and printed on human flesh"

[SALCarniveau]

i love it how no one has a sense of humor

[Totemhorn]

too all the people who flipped out....so very predictable. Ever consider they wanted the reactions you gave?

[HarmonyInResonance]

Wow, that is fucking hilarious, albeit shit quality

[Mr937595]

you got one thing right, it is in fact a crappy, lousy video

[crowthesabel]

sing like your croch is on fire lol 5/5

[TaylorsKitchenplace]

hahaha dude thats funny. i love black metal and everything and thats effing hilarious

[RottingWithGod]

You Cunt.

[machineguns0]

billy corgan jajajaja

[torturekiller34]

please go deep throat a shotgun you inbred fucking faggot

[dustyZ33]

you got it right

[spinctah]

Billy Corgan WTF are you doing you twat?

[BlastMasterDeph]

its way to easy to make fun of black metal though. even the dudes from darkthrone seem to be satarazing them selves.

[nomaed]

Great idea, but quite poorly done, IMHO.

[deusirea]

WOW!!! When is the album out? I am gonna buy it for sure... Sod Emperor, Dark Throne and Satyricon... This is taking BM to a whole new extreme!

Totally epic

[duxa88]

I don't listen black but....please.....do something for me.........just kill yourself.....

Thank you

[bloodcorer]

well sorry but black metal IS parody its self, only DEATH!!

[DrumEmaHer0]

lol this is hilarious gosh some people need to get a sence of humor

[ArtIsNotModern]

no.

[Metallicazack]

This is hilarious.

...Are you Billy Corgan?

[Vernixed]

Haha, they think they're original and funny XD.

Fags.

[motleyadic]

GOODDD. HAHA

[NecroViolator]

Is he talking about the Necronomicon Ex Mortis ???

[Oyhus]

are you mocking norway, man?

[fakinpwned]

SUCK

[unknownspaceadorer94]

did you take helium

[pitviper71]

I want to kill posers & "queers" in the scene.

[SDubDaBulldogg]

ah this song is true!

[DemonixCryptix]

Hi Dave.....Thx for wasting my fucking time u idiot

[krijgtyfus]

Hi Dave, thnx for making me laugh so hard! I really needed that today.

[trashtropper]

were can i download this song

is fucking true!!!!

xD

[prettyinblack89]

hahaha "Blackest Shades of Morning Dew on a Frozen Twilight Encrusted with Eternal Damnations" xD

[JillyBear0815]

Was that guy holding a thing of coffee grounds? lmfao Oh wow!! That made me crack up. I love black metal.. it's wonderful but most of this video was kind of true. Black metallers do overdo things quite a bit. lmfao That video made my day. This is going in my favorites. :D

[spirituatrance]

lol i love black metal and i love this video because is so trut lol the singing lol i hope the peapole that make this vidio love black metal too...........

[posito0210]

u shit heads POSERS!! !

black metal cant make a video like this...!!!!

FUCK u POSERs

[bockigoth]

You are retarded, Right ?

[Goldxyz]

listen to is first words in the beginning of the movie : Hi, im gay lol

[GodinSDXTguitars]

"No exceptions" hahaha...

[chachis20]

jajajajajaja simple genuis stupid black metal jajajaja

[metalloveman]

SEVERED COLON!!!!! \m/

[ChurchInAshes]

Hailz!

[metalloveman]

Why are people hating on this video? It's a clearly a joke.

[ImDye]

BLACK METAL!!!!

[chrispirlloisanerd]

WOW thats the best video ever lol

[JackDanielsCOB]

billy corgan and the smashing pumpkins are better than any black metal band

[kyrreca]

"Norwegia," lol.

I though the video was pretty funny, and I am a big black metal fan (and I'm Norwegian).

My band is more "true" than yours, though. (and Severed Colon is more of a brutal death metal or goregrind name anyway...) ;)

[ryansnack101]

haha that singing part made me laugh

[Necroshine99]

Wow, no one has a sense of humor any more...

[xalastor]

black metal rules

i endorse

[mortminoch]

Bunch of douche bags! Not even good attempt at humor just stupid.

[Magi7777777]

FUCK YOU little pices of shit this video is fuckin bullshit. BM is the best music fuck the guys who made this video fuck theyr families fuck the music they like. BLACK METAL 4 EVER

[DominusLuna]

It's almost funny ..

but I think that you guys are homer-sexuals on a peter-pumpin' cum guzzlin' spree....

Stay out of the woods ya faggots.

[Konkelimonke2000]

What an ass! Burn you cockmuncher

[Cynicasinister23]

HAHAHAHA thats great!

[evolve84]

you guys are less bm than the jonas brothers. check out the hail satan videos for good bm parodies.

[24oscar24]

aztek mountains wtf im Mexican and im in Mexico i dont think they are any mountains near Mexico DF(wich was previosly tenochtititlan(where the azteck resided) lol

i dont think resided is properly writed

[darklordofworthyness]

hahaha i love black metal but this is fuckin funny

that is just like a black metal video

[RamonRanke]

Maybe these guys directed the first Immortal videos !?

[antagonist42]

This is funny b/c BM sucks ass. If BM was cool, I'd be mad at you for imitating it.

But it's not, it's middle-aged fags with clown makeup on.

5/5 video

[BbelphegoR666]

This idiot looks like he's somewhere near 19-25, I'm really sorry for you man... you fail, big fail, even my little 3 year old sister has more sense of humor than you do. Damn disco-freaks... Get a life for fucks sake! Stop humiliating yourselves on the internet...

[XXdarknessOFchristXX]

lol.

"what is the first rule of true norwegian black metal?"

"be from Norwegia"

xD

[totenkopf35]

I don't care about people making fun of black metal, but this is something a 12 year old would think is funny.

[armandraoul]

Way to go mates! Cool video! ;)

[Satanic666Satan]

does he think he's funny?..I hope this fucker will burn forever

[devonrjones]

sounds like a satanic compliment to me.

[Metalmylife178]

This isnt funnny at all and this just shows you have to much fucking time on your hands you know nothing of norwegians or metal

[BlackMetalSatanic]

Dombasses

[fukinblade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xDDD!!!!

"forest","castle","graveyard full of dead people", "EVIL FAIRY" xD hahahaha, ahh lol really funny video... ANYONE who reads this comment dont think i'm making fun of metal... im a metalhead too and i love black metal, i just found the "real norwegian black metal video" kkinda fun xD

\m/

[Gothguy99]

SOMEONE has to much time on there hands...

[pgwlgtnnz]

mate, you guys got way too much time on your hands!!.. did make me giggle a little tho. start was boring??!.. show some character ya??!!

[cliund]

wtf? i hate that video.stupid

[GrIsHnAgH]

ZzZzZzZzZz -.-

[vascobicker]

assholes

[syiqoz]

satanic sux!!!!!!!!!!!

[waylander1978]

I really liked this. My only real problem with black metal is that it takes itself far to seriously and it takes something like this to take it down a peg or two.

Lighten up guys, you'll live longer.

[Stormfaust345]

huh? wtf is this?

And flowers remain,

Flowers to step on.

Flowers to BURN!!

[naifgobory]

stupid

[NlGGERENSLAVER]

I hate nigger (black) metal, but this mockery video sucked.

[hello2helloween]

Are yous making fun at Black Metal, good job guys ,yous are LEGENDS.

[vascobicker]

fucking asshole your life sucks motherfucker...if i new who you are i would kill you !!!!

[hello2helloween]

Your a arrogant person and a lousy comment you have made. By the way are you good looking cause I am gay.

[xeniavonbuchwald]

boring stuff man....

[opensinner777666]

LMFAO

[L0rdSaba0th]

This sucked.... if your going to poke fun at something do it well :p

[coconash]

not too funny... i like the flower stamping part, though

[ChosenByXotli]

this sucked tbh