Messy Mondays: Stupid Stuff People Do on the Internet

[kateresnek]

why are you yelling?

[kateresnek]

Why does nobody realized how goddamn annoying this kid is? And, by the way, I would most definitely say this to your face because I don't have to hide behind the internet to tell the truth.

[dieKoninginderNacht]

@kateresnek I find his comedic sarcasm entertaining, as do many others. He might not be your taste, and that's fine. But if you don't mind, it would be appreciated if you could be respectful when stating your own. Thank you :)

[HuntressPheobe]

This is the best thing EVER!

[2016schmidty]

Type the letter "a" while the cursor is over the video. Do it. It makes the video 10x more freaking hilarious! :)

[ToaRanen7]

I'm one of those people that is usually somewhat shy and quiet in real life, but sounds intelligent and types to much online.

[SLtempeAMV]

@ToaRanen7 *too xD

[flutepwns]

I laughed out loud.

You're 100% right. Someone needs to keep saying this stuff. GO FOR IT.

[luffylives]

What is farmville any way.



[Maverickstudios24]

I had to agree to everything in this video-I don't do all of it myself, but seriously. WE PLAY FREAKING FARMIVILLE lol

[LuckyLovesYoo]

Oh my gosh. You are a boss.

[Crucis119]

@underdawg00000 Correction: "What the crap?! People don't do any of these things. I have to go write a response to this @kenziewit. Home schooling sucks."

For the record: Home schooling does not suck. It's a wonderful thing. That is all.

[jessbleedsgreen]

I think your videos are incredible! Thank you so much for saying this stuff, everyone needs to hear it! By the way, Blimeycow, I know that you are not this obnoxious in real life:) Homeshcoolers rule!!!!!

[underdawg00000]

what the crap people don't do any of these thing i have too go write a response to this @kenziewit homeschooling sucks

[gmadey123]

i rely agree with the guy did the internet make us stupid or did it bring the stupid inside of us?!

[amandaparodi]

"please, for the love of third grade english..."

[Elenathiell]

Spelling and grammar...please, please, PLEASE listen to what he has to say about spelling and grammar. It's so true.

[thebeastlyharley]

2:32 CHIP CHOKE!!!

[stupiditybarn]

yup... subscribed.

[aeikerts]

YES.

[TheMomoara9]

Jump over it? More like run straight through it....

Harry Potter Joke... :3

[AeroFlameX]

"Too" has a double O I KNOW RIGHT?!

[SmashingYourPumpkins]

I like my photos....T.T

[SuperDuperRandomGal]

TO/TOO/TWO

That sir, is a fascinating example. I must say I am thoroughly impressed by your extensive knowledge of the English language. :) LOL by the way.

[mojohns44]

The worst thing about the Internet is the remoteness makes people 10 feet tall and bulletproof. It's worse than beer muscles. Say anything slightly wrong or misspell a word and some troll will jump out anf flame you like Schwarzeneggar in a bender.

[awbeastmode1]

At first I was like O_o then I lol-ed :D

[Jos4Jesus]

"For the love of third grade English" hahahaha.

[26Y4U777]

your awesome! hahahaha!

[allana36]

You are using something to talk about how much you hate it! every thing that you said was true but you are being hypocritical!

[EverLoveBand]

"So thank you Internet for giving us all this information! And what do we do with it?! Play freakin FarmVille!" haha!

[24CFE]

My freinds from school are all ways making fun of my because after I text them I put a period at the end of what I say, and none of them do that.

[DukkieFun]

Lol farmville... :)

[horselover5512]

hey u dont like us comentin!!! wat a cyberbully

[SuperSmilingUnicorn]

OMG you are soooo amazing!!

[ultimatebubblebug]

dear haters, look at the dislikes. now look at your d!ck xD

[mdperrinco]

I love the way he ends it with "we play freaking farmville"

[briederas]

Two pet peeves of mine: Hi !! (punctuation with a space) and when people don't know the difference between sell and sale. Example: For Sell trying to sale my car for $1000 !!

[pkzdancer]

I'm that shy kid lol

[Drigara]

Thanks internet, thanks for giving us all the information we ever wanted, right at our fingertips, and what do we do with it? we post lyric copy's on youtube....

[EnginSengin]

hahhaahha i JUST discovered your videos and i have a feeling im going to be going through them for hours.... hahahhah!

[oknad49]

@EnginSengin me, too!

[Jesusluvsyou33]

"Hey I'm Jordan and I'm angry about EVERYTHING!"

[Jesusluvsyou33]

And there like "oh emm eh i  uh a..":

[Godofwondersstars]

haha the part about "THE" is amazing:) lol

[rusheena]

Wow, you really go there don't you? Nice:)

[vgravino09]

Ohhh sooo thats what you sound like when you're not shouting! (:

[Usagangster3]

I dislike it when people use bad grammar...

[AliceNtheHatter]

"For the love of third grade english"

[insteadofsheep]

You should speak in your normal voice like at 1:40 - it's much nicer to listen to and easier to focus on what you're saying!

[veasticl]

y u mad bro? Too bad you don't like to use two letters instead of words to save time.

1 man's lazy is another's efficiency.

[00AfterBurner]

I lost the debate.

[GriffinBing]

I like him.  He made a web show on ranting about things people complain about....freaking genius.

[SuperDuperNubby]

!t t@k3$ m0r3 t!m3 t0 typ3 l!k3 d!$ then to type like this. . . why do people do that?!

[veasticl]

@SuperDuperNubby 2 kEp da rENTs fr0m r3@dng wat day r1te. Most n00bs ask that.

[livelaughloveMADDY]

I. Really really really like. your videos! :)

[NinjaPoetGrl]

SO TRUE!!



[Kokoroaimi]

AWESOME PUNCHLINE! :D 

[TheRacingWind]

We have the same laptop :3

[Kokoroaimi]

@TheRacingWind

I have that one too!

[mcsmarty123]

for the love of 3rd grade english!

[ekzeteo250]

WE PLAY FREAKING FARMVILLE lmao

[gmadey123]

like totaly agree.

[simonspics1]

Yes I agree the internet really does bring the worst out of us! What a shame!

[kenziewit]

Completely agree with the whole grammar and laziness thing. Based on what I've seen the work force is in trouble. By the way home school rocks!

[lizzii37]

hahahahhaha

[doobdoob100]

These videos are so HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[TheMCN038]

...

[marcoxmeijer]

I lost the debate...

[Willy0251]

@marcoxmeijer You didn't lose! I did!

[marcoxmeijer]

@Willy0251 No. That would imply that I won the debate, but as he said, I lost the debate when I hit "Post".

[Willy0251]

@marcoxmeijer "Okay, you win. Let's just go to Facebook and play Farmville"

[ProFroBro1]

i thot that girl was a boy on the title

[Baylorzmahomie]

He's loud...:P The video os so true though!

[chichi23969]

i love these videos!

[kearzybearzy3]

Hahahahahahahaha so true.

[rockxhero]

hahah then your grammar is a piece of #2!..

[baberuthless808]

this is so true!! haha

[purplecatonbroadway]

I like your videos so much! (do you see what I did there? lolz)

[AdventuresinEditing]

Wow, absolutely so horribly true! Haha! I love the old people that put 'the' in front of everything. Again, so true!

[MysticalSelah]

LOVE ME

[narwhalsareawesome]

See I love this because there were points when I cringed, especially the Battlestar Galactica thing. I just started watching a bunch of old nerdy shows like that and thats totally me. But I like this video, because I can still laugh at myself

[hammerwammer1]

This video is hilarious! My friend has to watch this because she spells EVERYTHING wrong! She even spells Hey wrong! She says hay!

[cinnamonkitties]

*gasp**gasp*..."U!"

I'm gonna remember that one everytime I consider typing just "u" now. :)

[centrichawk]

It was "The Facebook" ya tool.

[Razer1103]

@centrichawk Keyword, THE.

OH GOD. I hope this isn't a debate!

(I don't understand what's so bad about making an argument in a youtube comment..? I guess he might get tired of seeing them if he reads all of the comments on his videos xD)

[animeisawesome11]

'Your/you're' 'where/wear' and 'there/their/they're' is probably the thing that upsets me the most when people get it wrong.

[animeisawesome11]

@animeisawesome11 Oh! AND to/too/two! That also. ;)

[SingerAleyna]

LOL At the end XD

[sjlsja2014]

I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOUR VIDEOS see how i didn't say love..??? yeah that's right

[PlushAnimationStudio]

@sjlsja2014 yah...... I need to watch all of his videos. I love them so much!

[SpudxMuffinz]

I think he says 'like' so that by the end of the video, you have hit the 'like' button. Kind of like the popcorn on the movie screens or the slots machine noises in the buffet area on cruiseships... But seriously, who wouldn't hit the 'like' button?!

[maybeyoutoocanplay]

Please, for the love of third grade english, do some research for yourself so you don't look like a fool. Uh, hello? I've been saying that for forever.

[dryycleaningg]

hahaha I cannot STAND the constant misuse of to/too/two and there/their/they're and women/woman etc etc. IT DRIVES ME NUTS!

hehehehe these videos are AWESOME!

[EricaxMomo]

blimycow - make a video about stupid drivers!

[Stewielor13]

you look like a fool dude

[MyBffIsTrunks]

sorry......didn't mean to hurt your feelings :(

[yellowiam]

hahahahaha.... i just discovered your channel. you are hilarious. Baaahahahahahaha :)

[lolitakid]

2:12 My favorite part xD

[Allisonirons]

"For the love of 3rd grade English..." LOL :)

[GhoStedar]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.” - Albert Einstein

[alexy28210]

Farmville is dumb !!!!!

[Enneleejn]

You know how good you are looking in this shirt?

[pitbullmomma28]

HAHAHA! Yea I'm one of those vocal internet people that are shy in person XD SOOOO TRUE!

[soakuptheson422]

hahahahahahah you're not crazy...you're hilarious.

[WeAreTheForum]

Omgzzzzz havin such a gewddd tim wif mah besteezzzzzz!!!!!!! :P Seriously? Do us all a favor and smash your face into the keyboard.

[ellieclaire22]

1:40 aww. *cyberhug* haha.

[kalbina95]

"...and what do we do with it? We play FREAKIN Farmville." hahahahaha love that!

[RazzleDaz1000]

haha love the pink ipod! :P

[93SongWriter]

This is hilarious. You are so homeschooled.

[LoveOrBeHated]

he mentioned NSYNC haha

[superlovetodance123]

dont worry jordan we still love you!

[hannawithouttheh14]

So, am I stupid for watching this?

[xPotterizedx]

"And what do we do with it? We play freaking farmville." Will you marry me?

[IWasWatching]

1:30 He broke the third wall. *Takes off Glasses* Dear God.....

[machehn]

This guy gives me a lot of hope as an American male who left the country because I was so disappointed in my fellow young Americans. Funny, independent-minded, cynical (yet warm and connectable), and a whole bunch of a original.

Life is great in Laos where I stay right now, but there is nobody that inspires and has a sense of humor like this guy. Makes me long for a piece of something distinctly American again - creativeness of self-expression with some fun in the process.

[zentag770]

Actual for a while we had email before 1995 and facebook was called The Facebook. just saying

[gringa34]

Picturing someone walking by the door when you're shouting at the camera cracks me up! Where do you record your videos?

[esperanzamay16]

woah your normal voice shocked me. i like it!

[StarWarsGal99]

I love you're videos! :D

[candylion99]

@StarWarsGal99 really?

[StarWarsGal99]

@candylion99 Really.

[candylion99]

@StarWarsGal99 so you think thats the right grammar?

[shadowgirl765]

I love how right this is.

[FrenchWaters]

Just in case you read the comments, your videos are pretty much making. my. life. It's great to see someone with opinions on things who isn't afraid to talk about them. ^.^

[zomgjennyb]

STOP SCREAMING! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? You're still cute though.

[narniafreak129]

you are hilarious!!!!! i can watch your videos all day!

[chevyguitar19]

"Welll...I was on THE email, and it tol' me that I had a comment on THE Facebook...." just like my parents!!! :)

[thelamo]

You're brilliant. Can I have your brain, please?

[the1exnay]

i am a christian homeschooler like you and i think your opinion is correct on most things but i personally use "u" because it is convenient and because i purposely have learned to talk like this so i could do as Paul said and become like the people i am trying to witness too, and i mostly witness to people online and the people online who need to be witnessed to aren't known for their grammar and are sometimes shut down by overly fancy way of saying things like my way of talking is judging them

[smileforayah]

i actually love you, made my night

[elphie4732]

Actually I don't know if you actually read these comments or not but I find it very refreshing how intellegent you are, from another previous homeschooler christian to another. :) Please keep up the great work you have alot of really great stuff to say!

[yeaitskate334]

Oh my goodness, this is awesome.

[spaippy]

lol

[CatieMac10]

Haha! I was snorting I was laughing so the part with the old people like "the email" and "the facebook" :D

[misabellah14]

better than the what you oughta know guy!

[ToaMahriInika101]

"OH MAN I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!

I WAS JUS CLICKING ON SOME LINKS ABOUT BIKNIS...!AND SOMEONE DECIDED TO HACK ME!!!!"

XD LOL

[alisonbowers]

U R so funny.

[sambnimblesambquick9]

I laugh SO HARD at the chip part hahaha:)

[2quimby]

LMFAO "and what do we do with it... We play freaking farm ville" LOL!

[Siegetank241]

So much truth it hurts!

[AmyGal7]

Just wanted to say you're awsome! You are so true and honest with your videos. They make me laugh and smile! Thanks!

[funkyrhi1]

so true!!!!!

[TheHannahgibson]

oh my gosh! The part about shy people happens to me ALLLLLLL the time!

[Avrilrocks236]

@TapestryThreads LOL I didn't see that. :P Oops, bad typo on my part

[HouseofPhogles]

"Please, for the love of Third Grade English!" hee hee! Thank you for being you.

[heidiadeleb]

"Hey, I'm Jordan, I'm angry about everything!" he read my mind. SUBCRIBE FOREVER.

[pussinboots170]

"Ohhh man! I am soooooo sorry! I was just clicking on links about bagangees and someone decided to hack me!!!" hahahahaha! love it!

[Sigillalith]

Farmville pushes the limits of the Imagination.

BACKWARDS!

[Shnugthenerd]

we play freaking farmville

[phloxtrot]

I think you're funny and you make some good points, but wow... I can only take so much shouting.

[DragonRider428]

Yeah, it amazes me how bad some peoples' grammer is, those whose first language is supposed to be English. But hey, maybe we're just protesting all those times we were tested on and had to write essays that were graded on good grammer.

Another thing I think is funny (but I'm guilty of it anyway) is how many will incorperate smilies in their comments so that the person they're talking to will not misjudge their mood. XD (<see?)

[Rawrzz55]

OMG thats my laptop! OH YEAH!

[FragilisticGirl]

He talks so awesome.

[Avrilrocks236]

@AfricanDogSapphire Terribly sorry to point this out, but it's actually: "Dude, you're (or you are) the most epic person ever to have made these videos! They're so funny, every time!"

Sorry, but use proper grammar or don't make funny of people who use improper grammar. :$

[tapestrythreads]

@Avrilrocks236 I know it's a typo, not a mistake, but I do find it funny that you typed "don't make funny..." ;-) It's really tough being a proofreader...I can't turn it off even when I want to. Cheers!

[Avrilrocks236]

LOL SO TRUE. :P

[TheStarfieldFan]

He is TOO funny. I could watch his videos TWO hundred times over again. I should go TO his channel. I passed the test.

[ChillingHarmony]

@TheStarfieldFan Actually, THEIR R SUPOSED TWO B TOO spaces instead of WON B4 each sentenSe.

I passed, right?

[TheStarfieldFan]

@ChillingHarmony ya you did a great job on the test. LOL

[ZamCam735]

@TheStarfieldFan xD

[CouncilKylah]

super coolness

[Emileahrosa]

You crack me up Mr.!

[paramorepie23197]

We play freaking Farmville. Totally.

[dancersrule1]

"Your grammar is a piece of number two." xD

[daisyice123]

"We have seen your face once, we understand the full grasp of what your face is!"

Amen.

[theatrebug7]

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS; THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SHOUTING.

i also rly rly rly hate when ppl type like this & i have 2 squint @ the screen 2 read it. wud u write like this to ur teacher? or the president?

[theatrebug7]

Punctuation is important.

For example:

lets eat grandma

Let's eat, Grandma.

You decide.

[lemonademouthkoolio]

I hate it when people tyyyppee on faccceeeboookk liiikkkeee thisssss anddd theyyy looookkkk liiikkkkeee theyyyrrreeee shhhiiivvveeeerrriiinnggggg.

[FunFriendshipFaith]

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people use "loose" instead of "lose" on Facebook.