Metal Gear Solid 4 - Poopy Barrel Cut Scene (with Johnny Sasaki - FUNNY!)

[Duerda]

*awkward silence* FAAAAAAAAAAART!

[UncleSpankification]

And to think snake rolls around in the same shit barrel later in the game.

[1kar4life]

when I put on my nightvision scope later in the game, I was able to see the shit stain 

[SiusBoii]

wtf so fukin funnyXD

[Bammerboi420]

Omg freaking hilarious lol!

[themanyouenvy]

R.I.P. Productions??? Call yourself that when you actually produce something! You didn't make the damn game!

[lordkayossrippro]

@themanyouenvy - Didn't make the game, correct. But, since I captured, edited, rendered, and uploaded the clip you just watched I'd say I PRODUCED it. This along with over a hundred other videos. Chill.

[TheRealRealFlippy]

Thumbs up if my thread in kongregate sent you here.

[ANerdsViolence]

Can't a man shit in a barrel in peace? =/

[Biggerthanyou89]

BTW, how the hell did Johnny even get there? :D

[Biggerthanyou89]

Damn, this is the funniest part in the game! XD

[Xandersama]

@Biggerthanyou89 wrong, him being launched onto the ship and failed to land insdie was the funniest part of the game xD

[ShadowoOfBlood]

All that shit packed in him prevents him from aging, so what's the problem? =\

[6094598]

0:40 most epic fart in history

[KurosakiNelo]

I like how the gaurd says "who's there" after hearing all the farts and then after lifting the barrel off of Jonnny just stares at him until the fart breaks the slilence

[river11562]

omg lol

[NarutoIkari]

@ 0:52 am i hearing a faint distant fart from down the alley

[NarutoIkari]

usually most people only need a use A can, this guy needed a barrel. i will always remember mgs1 &3 but i can vaguely remember mgs2 where was sir shits alot in sons of liberty

[maxyce22]

jajajajajajaj....que cago de risa me dio esa escena.

[kiozai]

i just love how he rips ass during that awkward silence when he gets the barrel pulled off from over himXD

[DrkNiteYoshi]

7 people got killed after they got caught shitting in a barrel.

[Koulisman92]

isnt that the kid of the guard's who used to keep an eye on snake while in prison in mgs3????

[MrTotalWar100]

@Koulisman92 Yeah thats him, then you give him that food and he goes to the toilet xD

[Koulisman92]

@MrTotalWar100 yy lol:DD mgs3 was the best 4 me

[nightstalker3400]

@Koulisman92 Well technically hes the kid of the guard in mgs2 who you can hear taking a dump with the listening device who is the kid of the guard in mgs3

[DavidPennable]

@nightstalker3400 you know that's the guy Meryl whooped in mgs1, also, whats up with the marine in mgs2 the holds in his boxers?. any ways I just wanted to say you can't go messing with the future, you'll create a time paradox! you have to understand the future.

[TheAdeptRogue360]

@nightstalker3400 No, the same Johnny is in MGS1, 2, and 4, the only different one is in MGS cuz its in the 60's

[Buskie1]

I'm like the real life version of Johnny, seriously, this shit happens to me all the time. (No pun intended.)

[nekrox777]

how meryl falls in love with him?

[RPGjoe]

huh i think they should call it the me so horny cutscene

[tollhouse2006]

this just like one of my japanese animes!

[JamieBugajski]

now the question is is there a pile of dookie where the barrel is that you can analyze? not a good detailed game unless there is

[IBartOnAir]

I filled in "poopie poopie poop farts" and got here -.-

[USAForLife2057]

Hideo Kojima = Not above poop jokes.

[comicshaun07]

Love the Fart at 0:42

[theawesome288]

is that jhonathon from MGS portable ops?

[fredsta786]

@theawesome288

ye

[wingsaber4444]

and frekkin meryil marries him! I fail to see the logic here!

[ponchoyo]

Colonel Dastun: Stop right there!

[Ostnizdasht206]

And then Snake goes and rolls around in it..

[gta4nightkiller]

the sound is good in this video. i cant explain it but i just think it sounds better if you play it live

[adrianying]

This scene gives you an impression that Johnny is going to have an idiot face , but no ! This also makes you feel that Johnny is much more handsome

[GomuGomuNoAlchemist]

Poor Johnny.

[megaben99]

i think there should be a minigame involving johnny sasaki, it should be like the monkey minigame in MGS 3 but instead of capturing monkeys, you are capturing toilets with a tranquilzer gun. and the final boss is a giant urinal (i know its gross but its funny).

[box3ador]

UH GO AWAY IM NOT DONE YET!

[sporemancrazy]

No good game is good without a toilet jokes.

[XxGameadickxX]

lol, 0;42, awkward! 

[Roachmate]

Damn guard at least let him wipe his ass lol

[TuanNafiz]

HAHAHA XD

[FuckDaMedia]

lol!!!!!! the fart at the end

[roofstones]

Hide Kojima: Not above some toilet humor.

:P

[luchotazo]

@roofstones its Hideo

[xPandaxProdutionsx]

what the hell are you on about? how does that work?

[coolpizzacook]

God damn guards.

[stephenharperbest2]

lol u see some brown stuff on the ground too when he picks up the barrel

[Montove]

Lol "Poopy Barrel Cutscene"

[siemka321]

STOP RIGHT THERE!

[dendevo]

hey is tht the jonny from mgs3 in the prison cell or is it his son cos all the men in his family is called jonny

[NoNumbersPl0x]

Jailguard Johnny (lol) from MGS3 is the grandfather of Johnny from MGS1/2/4 since Guns of the Patriots occurs about 50 years after Operation Snake Eater. Kinda makes ya want to name your boy Johnny, right?

[philippinearthquake]

hey! it's johnny!

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

I hope that johnny doesnt have to take dumb in the middle of sex with meryl.

[Ele3tricEye]

@KRATOSRETURNSv2 i think shes into that

[SuperYoungLegend]

@KRATOSRETURNSv2 I'm sure after wearing his shit-bloody-stained-outfit that long in MGS1 she wouldn't mind sharing some chocolate pudding for dessert. This is obviously a secret sexual fetish Hideo left for us to discover...

[xxanimexx66]

Hahahahaha! Since i got the PS3 not so long ago (about 2-3 months) my brother was playing this 2day, n he called me, but I was 2 busy playin the 360, so as soon as I came I missed it, he told me a guy was shitting in a barrel, I thought he was lying. So he called me for other cut scences, like when his stomach was growling (shit) and I was dying, but watching this made me throw an uproar of laughter!!

[AwesomeSniper]

Lol, right after the video snake sticks his head in the barrel.

[tkchancer]

lmao at this

[reesescupbrandy1]

Dang! The guard had to mess with him. Johnny can't take a dump in peace, he wasn't hurting anyone. lol. You gotta love Johnny though.

[Siuluchiha]

all the jonny's take a shit in mgs games..in mgs3 he has stomach pains

[DarkAnsem88]

@reesescupbrandy1 yeah he'd be the perfect sidekick for Gilgamesh from FFV

[superaidsta]

and yet snake climb into it?????

[knarris]

i dont think jonny where shiting on the barral;) just on the ground.

[PuppyKatNinja]

Lol wow xD

[Motanagason27Live]

is this real lol

[babaluchi619]

duh it s dumb ass

[thepimps3000]

he should use pepto bismol if they have have it in iraq

[stupidmuthafucka]

and Meryl married to this guy?!

[Fladison1]

i almost peed in my pants when i saw!!!!!!! omfg thats really fun

[erickrf619]

It's not his fourth, in metal gear solid 3 it's his father.

[demonking998]

42 to 45 lol

[STRYKER1467]

hahah xD sofunny

[FlyingAlchemist]

Johnny should use some Pepto Bismol!

[theduckinabox]

I was lmao when I saw this, I had to get my friend to sea it!

[videolover428]

haha i saw him in metal gear solid. Im in the process of beating metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty but have not seen him yet. Im still at the first raiden mission of disarming the c4s at big shell

[lolinator24]

lol i have its where u have to find the dude with the weird heartbeat, just use the mic. to hear it, umm point it at random places and he'll pop up eventually :D

[LilWalkman09]

it won't be metal gear solid without johnny. Love him!

[Otacon237]

You OBVIOUSLY didn't play the game. Johnny's constant diarrhea is relevant to the storyline and is explained later in the game. But I don't expect you to know that since you're one of those idiots that makes fun of a game series based on false preconceptions and childish reasons. Go back to your Halo and Counter-Strike.

[insarmanse]

when did he appear in mgs 1?

[007masco]

when snake is in the jail

[Kr3id]

He was the guard whos clother Meryl stole, and also the one who guards you when you are locked up in torture

Sorry for spoilers (Incase you haveen't played the ancient game XD)

[insarmanse]

nah its cool i have it and beat it ( 3 times lol) thx + its not ancient and its really fun:)

[Kr3id]

Haha I know, I was being sarcastic, it's my fave of all the MG games so far

[andrkir]

Poor johny

[VCMCambo]

keep clicking 0:43 lol

[footballkev]

I thought that it was Akiba was in the barrel. Who is that Johnny Sasaki person?

[tomson2912882]

Akiba was the one in the barrel - that is his nickname! Johnny is his real name :) - its a cracking game i have to say!

[footballkev]

Thank you for clearing that up!

[007masco]

thats a person that appears in all mgs

[007masco]

it is akiba

[pawel1818]

i am not done yet :D, but again fogget paper :D

[Josef1994]

I love this cutscene

[britishairways100]

easy

[SuperTito22]

I told you that the escargot was already bad Johnny

[ziKOfaen]

lol

[XxSiCkShOtZxX]

0:43 is epic

[knev5]

no wonder they call it the can

[jpowt1]

i found this funny till 4th time i saw it ha ha ha still good though

[darkvroom]

how johnny survive?

[jpowt1]

yeah i killed him ha ha ha

[dmarco1994]

every one noes he drops choclet mines

[MechaTailsMK2]

Damn, I guess his family are known for dropping duece bombs everywhere they are stationed at.

[MechaTailsMK2]

Wait, I forgot something... Johnny, I guess you don't need that toilet paper after all.

[vegaa]

This and other Akiba scenes made me ashamed of being MGS fan. That's far away from being funny.

MGS1=MGS3 >MGS4>MGS2

[Brightlydim666]

lol .. fuckin johnny

[456205251]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooool

[mrkrabs366]

0.o

[zanoskar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 100000000000000x

[mikqt1]

Johnny loves to shit huh? XD

[carloscavalcanti]

I liked better the Battlefield Bad Company spoof on this, ROFLMAO!

[Drake0055]

Johnny is the prison guy on mgs1?

[Swedish666787]

yeah

[WWErules234]

I had a stomach ache when I watched this

[Swedish666787]

hahahaa :-D

[garysnail123]

johnny is a classic character with an awesome catch phrase

his catch phrase?

always taking a crap

johnny rulz!

[RiverMGS]

Johnny is in MGS2. When you rescue ames. Put the directional mic all the way to the left. There he is taking a crap

[Larfe517exe]

For the love of God, don't eat chili and watch this... ever

[CKETprodutions]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GROSS

[Larfe517exe]

not funny

[Simas1990]

when you don't have sense of humour

[metalcom51]

Johnny Sasaki:

Only human capable of taking a dump anywhere, and living to tell the tale.

[ahmedkhan94]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA i am gettin a ps3 for this scene man this scene.

[c00lb0y10]

johnny=mgs1

johnny=mgs3

johnny=mpo

johnny=MGS4!!!!

go johnny

[YogurtMan314]

u 4 got mgs2

[senxo]

Anything that is a spoof is not infringement.

[lordkayossrippro]

I've learned that with Youtube, you have to make it PERFECTLY clear or you risk getting your account yanked. Silly, but apparently necessary.

[X2K9]

loooooooooool

[EMGPJt]

lol nice i cracked my head off on this

[USMAI]

very cool, in MGS1 meryl kicked his ass, and in MGS4 THEYRE MARRIED!!

[Yogurtshop]

And he Craps in the Torture Room In MGS1 Too :D! Yay :D!

[freakageek]

I KEPT LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THIS!!

[CashemereLoco]

Oh crap!

No pun intended.

But that was funny

[ttlytyphlosion]

LMFAO OMG

I KNOW HOW HE FEELS

[AmINotAllowedOrSomet]

XD awesome

[Meryl719]

Good ol' Johnny, what would we do without him?

[Prototype342]

I like the part when he poops in his pants during the gun battle. It cracks me up every time.

[vannilla53]

Metal Gear Solid 4 - Poopy Barrel Cut Scene (with Johnny Sasaki - FUNNY!)lol i thought it was hilarious

[enrandigsten]

Hahaha, Takida :P

[brestevam]

the only game johny sasaki don't appear is the snake eater (third), 'cause that guard is his dad (or grandpa, like NightRyder4life said).

but that was funny as hell!!!

[portskilla29]

kool im comment 11,200

[TakingLifeSlowly]

*is to busy rofling to comment*

[sebass03]

OMG that was one of the funniest things ever!

[WeissVogel]

LOL, I can't believe I even farted watching this!!!

[GuitarMirecat]

lol laughed my head off.

[ZGMFX10FreedomGundam]

James is like Jonhny in MGS3 if you feed him he almost shit himself and says to a tolit does this thing flush? Aw man this is a record!

[NightRyder4life]

are you talking about when ur in the cell in mgs3?... if so that guys name is johnny aswell.. he would be this johnnys father ..or maybe grandfather.. im not 100% sure as I never checked the time lines of the games..

[vannilla53]

omg johnny in mgs3 is that johnny right there in this video because mgs3 is only a few years back

[NightRyder4life]

MGS3 took place in the 1960's...and MGS4 took place around umm.. 2020ish.. idk.. someone will probly post the real date... but yeah its like his dad.. or grandfather

[HippiesProductions]

mgs3 is in 1964. mgs4 is around 2014. the "johnny" on mgs3 is like idk his grandpa or uncle or somethin idk cuz when u kill him it says time paradox

[Master0Templum]

theres no time paradox when you kill johnny.

only when you kill ocelot

[ElricSowrd]

Man, after the Cutscene I had a hard time going through that area without getting spotted!! Until I watched an

MGS4 Speed Run from DerfsonicGaming.

[jommamadidyomama]

then snake just walks away soundly

[waroffiveeye]

WAIT! is this that Johny who keeps having diarrhea and got his uniform jacked by Meryl. THAT Johny from MGS1?

[Guitar11]

You bet

[detectiveryan]

THAT johnny is in every game

[ElricSowrd]

You see from MGS4's Act 5.

[coughmint]

i got mgs4 the day it came out and i thought i wasnet gunan be funny it looked very serious then i got to this bit and nearly pissed my self

[jazKeyz]

Damn that was johnny. LOL. O my god he's s fuckin funny. I remember him always takin a crap and having diarrhea in mgs 3, or his dad or granddad. LOL

[sacura605]

nooo that was jonny also aka akiba

[manervic]

akiba and jhonny r the same ppl bendeco

[ThunderWolf911]

ohhh how refreshing that is some funny shit

there get it.

thank you lordkayossrippro you put a smile on my face with this vid keep up the excelent

work.

[lordkayossrippro]

You're welcome. Glad you dig it!

[casey963]

The soldier that was not Johny, is it me or is he the same voice as Colonel in 3?

[brouzo]

LMAO... I laughed so hard I almost died from laughing when I saw it while playing this stage. xD xD xD xD

[iPopcorn]

any man would let another man crap. that was a crossdresser who disurbed him my friend..

[DestinationAnimation]

lol

[iPopcorn]

but still DAMN he craps alot

[halozelda]

i lov this game

that made me lol

[fonsterfighter]

ain that is akiba

[ChEaTer0987]

haahah this really sure funny YOU ROCK JOHNNY!!!