Heroism (for Advice Dog)

[rewolfm]

@xshiftyshanex at least you will live forever.

[XshiftyshaneX]

I drank bleach and i had to go to the hospital :(

[alias631]

Song just completely ruins the video....

[uvbeendisowned]

good advice furry friend i will kill the hookers on my street thx

[SgtBradleyJ]

I would say this clip contains subliminal messages but... these were just messages. lol

[ridinghorse123345666]

looks like the dog troll face..

[Wolfzz213]

This...This is the cancer that is killing /b/.

[zenfox3]

@Wolfzz213

/b/ is the cancer that is killing 4chan, it is also ironically 4chans life

a cancer that simultaneously saves and kills something, that's /b/ (^_^)d

[copperheadsif]

@Wolfzz213 you are the cancer that is killing /b/.

dont fucking talk about it on youtube.

[imsostupidyay]

im posting advice on my facebook if you know what im saying ;)

[thecoolguy113099]

Thank's for the advice LOL

[MagicQuinn]

oh ok ok ok neat neat neat neat ok ok neat neat!

[SlimboySheep]

You look depressed

Go kill yourself!

[UltraPenguinx3]

this song is depressing D:

[FroYoPlatypus]

This song actually makes me feel depressed .__.

[jetstyle74]

go to imagefap

search lolita

[ProphetCamo]

@jetstyle74 I googled what that does, Ooooh you're awesome xD

[TheBeaster19]

Save money

Kill hookers

[gawdofAtheism]

Does this song make anyone else extremely sad????

[84updown]

@gawdofAtheism ON METH IT DOES

[KazimierzStaszewski]

@gawdofAtheism

stop playing warcraft

[Rodolfsk8]

I can't watch this all the way to the end, it's just plain stupid.

[thescheibers6923]

kids dont do the stuff advice dog says

[lrkerr]

it think i coca cola a botle

[UEhappydudey]

Give snoop dog a watermelon

run

[FailcoreOfficial]

The greatest song ever.

[jacobthomaswilson]

*mutes*

[MrMedic8]

@jacobthomaswilson NOT SURE IF TROLLING, OR JUST STUPID...

[jacobthomaswilson]

@MrMedic8 not sure if unoriginal or just gay.

[Darcymc2]

@jacobthomaswilson Not sure if trolling, or just unfamiliar with the concept of a meme...

[unincorporated1]

Eat pie

Stab a clown!

[a2redneck]

[This text contains content copyrighted by Warner Music Group (WMG) and has blocked it in your country based on copyright grounds.]

[Xanifur]

You didn't incorporate: "Get drunk ... Find a gun?" Awesome video though!

[NinaIshVideos]

I want to dub this.

[texmexman1]

Delete system 32 folder

Make your pc fast!

[TheRoby137]

my family was taking this advice...

i didn't heard from them since

[tehpewpew420]

Have watermelon sized bowel movement in the morning

ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY

[MircosoftDanisSam]

GO TO GAY BAR

ENJOY YOUR AIDS

[teafico]

Oh my god I love you

[MrrANDOM34]

can you publish the instrumental to this?

[ben818818]

Wow this is really twisted, but funny 8D

[DemigodsRule1999]

Eat nails+ drink bleach=???

[mightybob50]

So if I play warcraft and drink bleach, then I'll be forever alone?

[XXXXMeowimakittyXXXX]

Hmm this dog is pretty G (:

[MrOwlyOwl]

There's something supprisingly relaxing about that epiano riff.

[evilpika13]

Yell at the manager of life

Burn his house down with lemons

[hattrickster33]

TAKE DRUGS!

KILL A BEAR!

[dmitchy1]

BUILD A HOUSE!

PLANT A TREE!

[GPWfiles]

delete system 32.

make your PC faster!

[videogamenostalgia]

RINSE USED CONDOM UNDER TAP.

REUSABLE.

[randomname123ish]

i do not think advise dog gives out bad advise i think he just shows the up side to stupid ideas

[Pichukid456]

I just thought of what would happen if Drinking Bleach and eating nails backfires.

You'll Die forever

[PaddyLauber]

@Pichukid456 Or live a winner :O

[AQWSoulsedge]

im here but i just cant see the subliminal message :O

[420trippykid]

wtf  i can hear the subliminal message in this its so fucking messed up

[RyanBoobMan]

Is the original advice dog Boba Fett dead? I think I'll cry if she is.

[SpazFox455]

And remember, Dog is just God spelled backwards :P

[Companioncube12]

@Mailboxarsons Its like "I acidentely a whole coke bottle"

[Companioncube12]

@Mailboxarsons It dosen't have to make sense man, We're on the internet

[HayleyMch]

@Mailboxarsons uhg it means fuck a cola bottle >.>

[RayWillJohnson]

advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny advice dog is not funny

[letsplayX487]

@RayWillJohnson

your right advice dog isnt funny.

its fucking hilarious

oh and RWJ isnt funny at all, he sucks

[RayWillJohnson]

@letsplayX487 its just about the worst forced meme ever..

[letsplayX487]

@RayWillJohnson

then why are you here?

gtfo

[kiminacu]

Congrats you made me choke on my NERDS (the candy)

[babypooon]

second thought how do i download it from his link ?

[Schylige]

@babypooon Go to vidtomp3.com then copy the URL of the video and paste it in the box then download. :3

[babypooon]

anyone have a download link for this ?

[layger7]

BROTHER?

ITS THAT YOU?

[Spiffx615]

this is amazing..

[willfox12345]

If your listening with headphones, the bass during the chrous makes this one of the best songs ever made.

[Mustafacc0]

someone call captain obvious please?

[cadavrexx]

@hardstyle905

Obvious troll is obvious.

[cadavrexx]

83 people weren't good dogs.

[hardstyle905]

@cadavrexx i am 11 years old and what is this?

[L337COD4]

Awesome song, man.

[dumbfuckcomputer]

die 82 dislikes

[hardstyle905]

@dumbfuckcomputer forced meme is forced.

[willfox12345]

@hardstyle905 You have no idea how much of an idiot you look like right now.

[hardstyle905]

@willfox12345 no but you certainly do

[XLazyPurpleX]

epicepicepicepicepicepicepic

[murdkipz]

PUT UP A GOD DAMN MP3 YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT

[Syndicate999999]

@murdkipz Just go to vid2mp3 . com

[gabeyboy1]

you can trip out if you get high and listen to this song

[Slicevicious]

After seeing this, I totally accidentally a coca cola bottle, and i can't get up :'(

[DemigodsRule1999]

The music is nice, but the lyrics are depressing in a way :(

[presidentbrian1]

I'd reather die a winner

[TheseNuts86]

Either someone posted this vid as a joke or they're seriously disturbed?

[leaf732]

when the future generations look back upon this era... this is all to be seen

[impagain]

2:36 *seizure*

[ry0ta1917]

exercise free will.

do what ever you want.

[AgentDrTran]

Can't believe i;m saying this...good song.

[MetaLeir93]

Makes me laugh, but god damnit. 0:26 creeps me out.

Don't ask me why, i don't even

[MadSkillzTV]

This video needs MORE views.

[Sturmfavst]

this somehow reminds me of portal o.o

[ATAdude666]

this guy's voice must have been total shit for auto-tune to not even be able to fix it

[AFIrock13]

@ATAdude666 DUDE!!! That's the entire point!!!!!!

[dinho0747]

To get a girl's heart

Eat through her chest

[supercommie]

Would be funnier without the song voicing the advice.

[Thelxiapeia]

@supercommie Then go look at pictures. wtf is the point of watching a video? lol

weetodd.

[JackFayProductions]

*grabs bleach* Yum!

[TheEpicfailvids]

whats za warudo?

[hyperdemon89]

@TheEpicfailvids THE WORLD!.....Time has stopped.....

[jdivision91]

This advice, I like it ...

[JustinAilyn]

Depression dog is an hero if he hears this song.

[LexPhilogus]

@JustinAilyn I know right!? I get all choked up at the line "it's terrible to be alive."

[IAMBOBHEARMEHROAR123]

"You should totally; a coca cola bottle"

 What is this i dont even...

[LeftNutBrent]

You are my hero <3

[Technosauce]

Famous dog on the interwebs, and the dog itself doesnt even know it :(

[vakill26motta]

random!!!

[5mrkevin]

does any1 know why he made this?



[Raeleka]

so if I drink bleach and eat nails will, I live for ever or die a winner?

[Goatman1998]

@Raeleka Fool, it will cause a paradox, imploding the universe

[FwamTom]

I'd really like the instrumental if that were possible but cool song anyways.

[bladesmanvideos]

76 ppl didn't drink bleach

[LK2H]

this song lame but advice dog pwns

[CaptainCarthex]

I want a pet advice dog!

[underyourskinnn]

This song...it speaks to me.

[planbuu11]

Trust Al Gore! Manbearpig!!

[49677severman]

Kill a Cia crewman leave a phone....Call it

[Zgamer618]

It's terrible to be alive, so I'll drink bleach to with nails in the bottle to become an immortal winner.

[kurtlego1]

@Zgamer618 GIVE THIS MAN A CIGAR FULL OF BLEACHED NAILS.

[Zgamer618]

@kurtlego1 lol i don't need it i've been an immortal winner since last year now

[kabbinet]

@Zgamer618 trollphysics

[TheNorthernDragon]

I WANT

THAT DOG

[murdocgorillaz222]

I'll be so surprised if noone has actually committed suicide to this- none the less- LIVE FOREVER. DIE A WINNER.

[cocosaysfu]

Wait, did it say

if Kill god, be a good dog.

Your powers will let you live forever?

[nidopug]

to cocosaysfu Lyrics are in the description. Though I don't think it'll make much more sense if you read them; that is the way of Advice Dog.

[Boykata]

gasoline tastes like happiness..

[SAUNYAN01]

i should totally a coca cola bottle

[bigzeeffrocks]

im depressed now

[youoldllama]

When I smoke weed, if I ever do, this is the first song I am watching. And then boxxy. HOLY SHIT SHE IS HOT!

[shadowmario744]

The 72 people who disliked this play WoW and will die alone

[kainebrandon]

Dog FTW

[RT2UTTH]

this song puts you to sleep when your stoned.

[zzJerryShufflezz]

@RT2UTTH And then you wake up in a hospital because they had to pump your stomach to get all the bleach and nail out of it. When you;re released you have no where to live because your neighbor burned down your house after finding out you slept wit his wife ... This song ..... RUINS LIVES!!!

[Yoshemo1]

@RT2UTTH fuck being stoned. I'm sober and it puts me to sleep

[MarkieSKII]

Wow! this is awesome!

[ShaelRiley]

I love this song.

[BlondeEyeCandy]

AWW CUTE DOGGIE!!! <3

[shiningchao]

70 people were so stunned by the awesomeness of advice dog that they accidentally hit the dislike button.

[assassinator7]

@opti95 well i know where your ending up.Good luck.

[vaguelyhumanoid]

Actually a great song...

live forever!

die a winner!

[DaishiGajo]

Why can't I stop watching this video?

[say12thebear]

@DaishiGajo do coke

watch video

[risenagain34]

holy crap good job with the video

[kodakkid96]

Can i buy this on Itunes! :D....it's so beautiful

[Bananamatic]

ITT butthurt christfags

[tremuloser]

WTF.

[Jageer0]

This song makes me sad.

[MarkieSKII]

@Jageer0

Advice dog, philosoraptor, ect contempt life and puts aspects of life in a different fashion. Read the images and interpret them in different ways.

[nidopug]

to Jageer0 But that's Depression Dog's job!

[TheNorthernDragon]

@Jageer0 The tune isnt fitting. Needs more epic.

[opti95]

@Jageer0 its just some good old fashioned apathy.

[deadbunnies1]

@Jageer0 This song makes me want to drink bleach so I can live forever.

[alek21496]

fuck yeah.

[Masterofxtreme93]

@alek21496 My advice dog video I made his some funny pics, no music though..wanna watch it? :3

[himoonkey]

itz terrible to be alive if you drink bleach ull live forever go to jail make new friends

if u eat nail ull die a winnor

is my faveorite part

[theones77]

lol its so happy

[trinidadisthebest12]

hahah kill god is liek teh best advice

[ZimmyFox]

lulz at kill god

[Mistoballin]

It's funny how everyone is all butthurt over you saying "kill God".

[ihateflyingo3000]

@xervans amen to that xD

[rob9321]

Die a winner.

[LemonWedge123]

Hey, dumbass!

Did you not realize that you CANNOT download this song anywhere, ever?

Maybe you should think this shit through next time.

[gregoWahoo]

u should not say kill god in the song thats just really rude!

[Paxtown50]

@gregoWahoo You notice that this is the internet, right? The internet is heartless. For instance, someone says on a webcam streamed to the internet that there girlfriend broke up with them. Then they take it out on there cat on webcam. The cat ends up dead, the man is never arrested. But the internet laughs at all of the things they see on the webcam. The internet knows not of rudeness, They do not care when they are offending religions. Because favors are that they will get away with it...

[Iceeman234]

The kill god part ruined the song .-.

[gregoWahoo]

@Iceeman234 argeed

[pokepal24]

999 likes, thats epic

[megacoolstar]

What are the lyrics to this song?

[assassinator7]

@xervans Guess someones going to hell...

[opti95]

@assassinator7 oh that doesn't exist, all of you religious people should laugh at you're religion mean come on, there just fairy tales.

[Bob1up]

I liek dis.

[assassinator7]

This was a cool video up to the part where you said "Kill God",please ANYONE who makes a video,leave religion out of it.

[LabCereal]

@assassinator7 Why? It's the same as saying "Kill Justin Bieber", he doesn't exist even though he has heaps of fans.

[screwoffreg]

i jus tkilled myself thanks advice dog!!!!! -in hell wit satan