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  • i have been humiliated by my girlfriend JULIA 3 weeks ago i found out she has been cheating on me for the past 2 months, that whore wasted 4 years of my life by lying to me saying that she loved me, the worst part is that she wanted me to forgive her, wtf? that slut thinks i will forgive her for cheating? on me multiple times, no no no i have? something better to do, get revenge, and so i uploaded her nude pictures and private videos online, go to my youtube channel to see them! enjoy

  • When i lose my virginity i'm gonna sing this song

  • Was that Jessica Alba?

  • Akon's face the first time I just had sex was said in this song. Rofl. XD That smile. <33

  • I want that cake.

  • I just had sex.....................LIKE A BOSS

  • LOL!!!!!

  • if u disliked your a mother fucking tool

  • Shooting fireworks from my dick is exactly how I celebrate every special occasion. Christmas I get up real early and shoot a fiery.....wait that's kinda personal.

  • lasted only 10 seconds!! DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX!!

    but she was really ugly... DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX!!

    might've been a guy... DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX!!

    .....o. O... FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

  • Damn, you gus love bass

  • I would rape someone just to sing this song.

  • 0:42 Andy you lucky fuck...

  • @aldy12354365 damn!!!!

  • @aldy12354365 THAT IS A FUCKING AWESOME STORY, BRO!

  • @aldy12354365 your an asshole to do that. i know she cheated on you but still you didnt have to do that.

  • look at 0:23 and ull see a ghost on the top left 

  • @CriticDzn i see it too

  • 26252 people havent had sex.

    

  • Did any one see. 50,cent n the city

  • Did any see 50. Cent

  • blake lively is soo pretty....

  • hahahaha dis be funny

  • @flipnboywonder........serious­ly just get over it.

  • this is so halarious

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  • they made it so racist because they put asians in there

  • @flipnboywonder Please don't tell me you're serious.

  • @flipnboywonder what about putting Akon in the video. Hes black...thats so racist

  • I wish I just had sex.

  • @ContraWo hahahah that deserves top comment

  • Thumbs up if you're going to sing this after every time, whether you look like a fool or not XD

  • It's not even a koj

  • woohoo!!! I JUST HAAAD SEXXX!!! AND IT FELT SOO GOOD LOLZ

  • Racist much (K*K*K*)

  • I just had SEX!!!

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  • at 1:04 he says "nice of her to let you do that thing" "well nice of any girl ever" WOMEN SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS SONG :P

  • Oh God the memories this song brings back....XD

  • How did they keep a straight face on to film this whole thing?

  • i love everything about this

  • K. The ghost thing was funny a year ago. Shut the fuck up now :P

  • Peter Griffin: Freaken Virgins!

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  • i just had sex it did feel good to my penis inside her

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  • "69 more comments since you started viewing. Show them."

    You can't make that up.

  • The best 30 seconds of my life XD

  • I think they might have had sex

  • theres a ghost in the asian ppl house

  • @GINOCAMPIOTTI holy shit! i looked at ur comment and saw it!!!! ahhhh thats freaky!!

  • @GINOCAMPIOTTI OMG i just noticed that !!!

  • you heard them have sex

  • I wanna go to the SexOlympics.

  • The smile of akon and this music together is epic xD

  • stop at 242 there all nazis XD

  • This is the funniest stuff I've ever seen! Awesome!! haha

  • Love this song!!!

  • Black people make everything better

  • and it fellt so good

  • okay so everyone in NY had sex in the last thirty minutes, i feel so alone

  • counts no matter what because it was jessica alba and blake lively

  • 2:35 the guy looks like hes crying XD

  • Do you wanna see the truth which most media channels try to hide it? youtube.com/watch?v=8W0V4VVA8W­Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  • :))

  • Jessica Alba is beautiful

  • jessica Alba sei bellissimaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Jessica Alba Is Beautiful

  • my friend's half-sister brought home $20505 past week. she is making cash on the internet and bought a $381300 condo. All she did was get fortunate and use the information explained on this link... MakeCash18.cõm

  • any1 else notice it was the women's bathroom -_- 0:58

  • @HLGxAWOL you fucking retard, he comes out of the womans/handicapped bathroom saying he just had sex. Thats the fucking joke YOU FUCKING RETARD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GET OFF YOUTUBE....fucking retard

  • @kologer0s You're the one that should get off youtube, raging over what clearly was a joke as well.

  • @HLGxAWOL 0:56 He says he just had sex. Sayin he just had sex in the bathroom xP

  • @HLGxAWOL the stalls are better for sex noob, are you paying attention to the subject at all or are you a 10 year old COD playing virgin?

  • @darkquail2003 lol wow calm down dude no reason to get mad over a tiny thing jesus

  • @HLGxAWOL And even worse it was a "handicapped" bathroom. o.o?

  • @HLGxAWOL because he just had sex in the womens bathroom

  • @2:36 i am batman... and i just had sex

  • man u really discrased her lol

    my boner not yours

  • I'm stil guesin that ala does dislikes r from virgins???

  • If I slept with Jessica Alba, I wouldn't have called my parents. I would have called God.

  • @MisterWali The weird thing about this video is that Blake Lively is hotter than Jessica Alba...

  • 2:26... to the left of the the family... ghost? o.0

  • I wish I was a guy so I could sing along. but I do anyway. A WOMAN LET ME PUT MA PENIS INSIDE HEEER!

  • That Awkward Moment when the video is most popular with Female, 13-17.

  • lets make this the most viewed vid on youtube

  • sry. but Kaya is my song!

    Need to fall asleep with his own voice. Bob Marley is not high!

    School is over

  • struggling in the world. OhGosh. What a refusal, whoatt a pauer.

  • I'm a virgin.....BUT I LOVE THIS SONG!

  • @kethlives wtf i had to take a dumb survey... but i saw a pic really quick before the survey started.. she was hot as fuck!!!.. PM me so i came see her!!!

  • @kethlives haha i saw her and i saved all of the pics 2 my phone... she hot as fuck!!!

  • @kethlives

    no need, i just had sex.

  • @kethlives your wife is hot

  • the dis-like bar is the people who didn't just have sex

  • People go see some of my videos and comment please chito80330 I think or just click my name nice song by the way

  • Oh, som1 is annoyed now. *shru*, seems I#m close to a respectless person.

  • you will introduce her to your whole family and pay almost every thing. Me no see there me think. Nice hair you have by the way. She fits better to you than Jessica Alba. Can't dig it before his funeral.

    It's Akon's thread.

    And really can say Goodbye easily when only think about that look at that interviewer. HE knowS which glance.

    What a Man!

  • Mike isn't extreme but it is his fav. music. Not this song.

    Snake, Du bist eine Ratte. LOL

  • Enjoy it, eku3246 company. At the funeral you will cry tears because that funeral wastes your time!

  • Subscribe me

  • This is pretty funny!

  • What?????????? So seriously bigger women are straighter than slim ones. Usually.

    WOW, so seriously. No, not that time !!!!!!!!

  • WHY ARE AKONS FIREWORKS BIGGER LMFAO LOL

  • I listen to Death Metal and this my favourite song ever.

  • How did this get more views than major countrys have inhabitants?

  • sieh es ihm nach, giancarlog89; ich muss ihn mal Dampf ablassen lassen.

    Die Rektorin möchte ich noch einmal dort sehen! Denn es scheint mir, als bin nicht nur "solch eine"! Respect!

  • "when i had THE sex" xD

  • hear your shouting, 1xSuperman. Really. WOW, so proud. Hohoho?

    Blake speechless?

    Xavier Naidoo, du stinkst; solltest zwischendrin wieder mal duschen!

  • @ shylyalover37 tomorrow people. no going to Afghanistan but she's the fighter, so why should a soldier type about it. Really keen on to guide her "would like to throw her out of the window that her arms are broken and she can find time to regenerate". She loves me, you know that.

    Tru, you will be missed; still is missed every second you are not on. Just to tease me. JUST TO TEASE YOU!

    what a tune:kaya.

  • Next time I have sex, I am playing this off my phone and listening to it while the girl is in bed with me.

  • @endthatischels, I do hope so !

  • 26,242 people didn't have sex

  • all my songs all my books all my words all my THOUGHTs to mixed and only ONE black guy! U see the mixed again? She is still my Queen, but my head is full of thoughts about holidays in Hungary, which he enied. Die? Neid! diese ... a little bit jealousy, nothing against the way 'r dad did before. Him was the reason to buy a guitar. You are the reason if i go on learning byebye Wonder if I see her funeral at the top of a moth shits on me ... unborn with iron needle ... hangman rescued dad
  • best 2.56 minutes of youtube

  • I find new shit to laugh at every time I watch this video

  • Baby We've Got A Date

    400 Years

    Try Me

    [No Sympathy!]

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    There she goes!

    i like these ads!

  • just me and you

    come on babey

    ye-eah.

    and he satisfy my hart desire

    mhm again

    when  Im thirsty

    blablabla

  • thumbs up if you ever had sex!!

  • I JUST MASTERBATED, AND IT FELT SOO GOOD. I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS VIDEO AND IT WAS RED TUBBE.. I JUST MASTERBATED... AND MY HANDS ARE ALL WHITE JUST LIKE DIPPED THEM IN MILK

  • Nice song

  • i played this in my car after having sex and i got seconds :D

  • i love slim men, usually, but Akon has a good body.

    so far

  • Is that jessica alba?

  • @yoyoyoyoyonny Yes it is

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  • I was at school and I just randomly started singing this.

  • For all those awesome gamers out there, get on ur ipod, iphone, or android devices and download the app Juno Wallet. its free, easy and a way of getting playstation network cards and xbox live cards. basically you get points for using their other apps and for inviting friends. use the points to buy gift cards. when you sign up enter the invite code XX567910 and you will get 25 bonus credits. Just download 3 free apps (then delete lol) and start inviting people! Hope this helps everyone!!

  • I#ll be always laughing

    like

    a clown

    .....

    hapsand, children.

    This songs should be for people over 16 years only!

  • you think right, eric842000 !

    what is jealousy worth against fucking relatives.

  • This song is sooo bad and so retarded, I like akon, but man, I feel embarrassed for him, he obviously just wants to make some fast bucks then actually creating something great. Uuugghh

  • I think the brunette is hotter

  • who not how

  • to sluttjessica, how wonders to have a wake-up call sealed by a kiss

    while me go on dreaming at a natural man movie about my company mine

    WHO IS THAT GODDAMNED BITCH HAS NO RESPECT????

    seems to me, some1 likes SLUTs

    ohoh, Syphillis . who

    Wann werdet Ihr mal weiser und hört auf, mich als Euren Beichtstuhl zu benutzen, all ihr Hirnies. No question.

    God is almighty.

  • 0:41 thumbs up if you think that the girl is hot!!

  • BeSt 30 SecOnds of my LifE ^_^ bwa ha ha

  • 26,140+ people are VIRGINS

  • WOW Mr.!

    Doesn't matter, had still sex with my grandpa-;) !

    No coun't revival.

  • My friend and I go around yelling I JUST HAD SEX!!!

  • @TheMaddy63067 u must lie to AAALLLOOOOTT of ppl :3

  • britney spears at 1:36

  • I just had sex!

  • @sluttjessica u really did tht dang u must h8 her

  • @sluttjessica Why are we supposed to care + What the fuck does it have to do with that video...

  • @sluttjessica STUPID ADS!

  • @sluttjessica This kid's a bullshitter.

  • @sluttjessica lol basically a site that hacks your computer... U have to give ur number to this webiste if u wanna see some bitch naked.... not worth it

  • cousin both yours!

    killing brother, TheBickerss!

  • Oh my god i haven't seen this in 24 hours whats gotten into me?

  • What a shit song. and video