PRESEN-ASS-TATION RANT.

[ShelbyLynnNelson]

LMFAO. "Like just stop it. Just blend it. WEAR A CHAMPAGNE COLOR."

[pictureperfect001]

I got to admit, this is the most halrious rant video I have seen! I cant stop laughing! LOVE THIS!!!

[OhNoElizabeth]

Lmfao

[hopeisradd]

OMG I used to coach speech teams and I dread presentations because people are retarded. I have never seen a good presentation in class EVER.

FUCK. I swear it's like the herpes of college, but spreading faster.

[tlaforever626]

WEAR A CHAMPAGNE COLOR!!! hahaha thats an instant classic

[DBroderick829]

i think your shirt might be on backwards. haha i love you though!!!:)

[icallitambrosia]

@DBroderick829

hahahaha yeah it was! I remember coming home from that ordeal and megan's like "... uh rach to make it worse, your clothes are on backwards".

[DBroderick829]

@icallitambrosia hahah its the icing on the cake! i thought it made it even better. but ahhh! i love you soo much. like you're actually my favorite guru. we would deffinitly be best friends if we knew each other cuz i go on these rants ALL the time!

[DBroderick829]

@icallitambrosia hahah i thought it just made the video! ahh but i love you ur actually like my favorite guru. i feel like we would be best friends cuz i go off on rants like this all the time!

[wwaif]

The eye twitch at 4:17 was priceless!

[icytea5]

period.

[jenniferrxO0x]

i fucking love your rants they are so hilarious

[Pleedle]

HAHAHHA.

METALLIC ASS LEATHER PRINT FUCKIN HOODIE!

I love you.

[PlatinumxLove]

im gonna shit on her presentation haha you deserve like 24u23842u304 subs

[thatMISSYgirl7]

this bitch IS UP THERE i'm dead

[soccerwannabee14]

YOU. ARE. PERFECT.

[TromadoshinLadaayz]

That's exactly what i said. The powerpoint thing pisses me the fuck off ! ... thanks for delivering the message ! (:

[natband77]

i LOVE you fuck i hate it when they write wayy to much and read off the fucking presentation!

[marandaryan]

Finally, someone who knows NOT to write paragraphs for a presentation.

[angelreedy]

oh my god, please do a video/tutorial on this bitch's makeup/style.

[59queen]

hahahaa i saw a girl working at zaxby's with UNBLENDED BLACK SMOKEY EYE! hahahahha i thought of you :)

[BRIGHTeyesCLOWN]

Thats cool.

[averyshauna]

i want this bitch to watch this LOL

[ChantelFaith]

I really really hope Juicy Couture hoody watches this.

Ugh I SUCK at giving presentations myself :(

[thehapagirl92]

DAMN I hate when people go on Facebook in class!!! College problems haha.

[iRhyse]

Rachel I only came here to tell you that you look absolutely beautiful in the video icon hahaha

[lettucelive]

BLEND IT, WEAR A CHAMPAGNE COLOR

[TrackAttack07]

you look super gorgeous in this one!(:

[rawrsaysthelion]

She was just smart to get there earlier than everyone.. good luck though

[xxh4rl3qu1nxx]

Lol I love to wear super dramatic makeup always but at least my eye shadow is blended like a motherfuck. ;D

[bubbleteas09]

Hahaha Spain is onto that bitch too!

[bubbleteas09]

my life won't be complete until i see that girl's face

[blissg]

I'm doing an English degree in the UK and I'm in my final year so have lots of experience in shit like this. We're lucky though because although a bunch of us may have to cover the same author we all get different topics to talk about otherwise it would be fucking boring. Can't believe they don't do that for you. Hope next week goes well though, you should totally have a dig at that girl whilst you're up there. I would.

[elinpractice]

haha omg rachel, you're my favorite person on internet. you're fucking hilarious.

[MyUsername156]

Why you so damn mad at juicy couture girl? It's not her fault you were too slow. Good luck with your presentation however

[kateg92]

Please rant about university problems..all the time. It makes my life.

[JacolynOWNS]

I laughed. SO. HARD.

[EarthtoStephanie]

I have the exact some fucking problem this bitch sits in my college English class, and she makes me fucking feel like I'm clubbing in a high school gymnasium.

[swagabillion]

What lipstick are you wearing!?!?!

[BeautyBoyTV]

LOOL!!! More rants are needed.. Seriously.

[xbewareofyou]

I would seriously love to be in your classes, omg.

[leesha666]

Juicy Couture, WATCH YOUR DAMN, METALLIC, UNBLENDED ASS! Australia hates you. 

[couturecritique89]

2 videos in one day? Awesome. Lol, juicy couture is gonna look like 80 when she she hits 22 if she has creased eyeshadow

[dbnhill]

Hahaha you're amazing! You remind me of Jenna marbles!

[CuriousCannibal]

lol Juicy Couture is sooo screwed...

[commoncourtesy6741]

I TOTALLY know what this is like omg. Story of my life though seriously. You are my favorite person ever Rachel like it's not even okay.

[revedemeraude1]

Damn, I don't regret my student years haha.

[meganblazee]

"im pretty sure she heard me ..... im perfectly okay with that"

[OscarTerror]

i hate doing oral reports :( especially about american or brit lit

[kkatsparkles]

that sly ass bitch. <-- my new term.

[AwkwardChelsie]

Oh, and I don't know how to do a good presentation. Tips?

[AwkwardChelsie]

I literally laughed for what seemed like 10 minutes straight...because of 2:50 . LOL

[tripleerin]

hahahahaha, you crack me up every damn-ass time.

[lovenector13]

HAHAHAHAA you are my favorite person ever.

[h0neybunn69]

I think you're the one person that can pull of holding people's attention and entertaining while simply ranting about class. Pretty priceless.

[h0neybunn69]

I actually LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evelyns0206]

OMFG THANK YOU FOR STATING THIS! I cant stand those ppl that read off of the screen when they do presentations OFCOURSE WE CAN ALL READY HOW STUPID CAN PPL BE lol I swear professors should dock points for that!!! The point of the presentation IS to put up key words and to memorize/and or study the subject that they are doing it on. Dam I love this video thank you lol finally someone else who thinks like me!!!!! lol

[Milanaifyable]

oh my god, your my new idol. fucking love you.

[loveislikemusic]

I literally love you.

[selenafangirl4eva]

oh, how i adore you. <33

[iCandiiee]

Your bangs look awesome in this vid, tutorial? :)

[supasta3]

what if she finds this vlog about her.

[wooowbrad]

i love the color of the blazer with your hair!

[gcblue18]

so kinda irrelevant but i love your bangs here lol

[amayiaaluvv101]

You should take a picture of her, I wanna see her!

[Tory8679]

The amount of times you said "ass" between syllables

[RCFx27]

what do you do if she finds out about this. i made a rant and called this girl a bitch and stuff and she is in all my classes and she fucking saw. fucking saw the video. talk about awkward.

[prettyinpink3433]

OMG theres a girl like that in my choir class. She wears sweats and hoodies to school every god damn day and she wears her makeup like shes going to some fuckin halloween party or some shit she always has glittery bright blue eyeshadow on with black in the crease and shedoesnt blend it and she has her hair all done up and shit and she looks like a damn.ass.mess. like i cant even look at her. And not only that, but she bitches about literally everything. She needs serious help.

[ThatxDitzyxGirl13]

Oh my god I'd be SO. PISSED. I hope Juicy Couture knows what's she's up against, lmfao.

[msmasmalaquetu]

I discuss with my boyfriend, its 01.49 at night(spain) and im fucked up, but i saw this video, and what the fuck i start laughing, i understand what you say. Dont read the fucking powerpoint, use you damn brain!!!!

[GrayLandscapes]

Are you available for hire? I'd happily pay you to stand in front of me all day and act as my "damn ass ranting machine spewing quality insults whilst looking professional in snazzy blazers" shield.

[icallitambrosia]

@GrayLandscapes

I'm available Mondays, Wednesdays, and Sunday evenings.

[betthgaskarth]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! My night = MADE!

[jennnykennny]

You should try to get someone to record you doing your presentation! o: That'd be awesome. ;D

[HiisFavoriteGirl]

The one dislike is Juicy Couture.

[MissOneOhEightPoint9]

LOL "BLEND IT, WEAR A CHAMPAGNE COLOR!" I love you!!!

[kristaselene]

I know you said your professor is nice but I think she is the one you should have directed your rant towards. Her presentation/grading ideas are pretty ridiculous. But I'd probably direct my anger towards the tacky clothes and harsh unblended shadow as well. Whenever I had presentations in college, we'd all be given something unique to discuss or we picked it ourselves. That's totally unfair and counterproductive to hear about the same person from multiple people.

[therealimlikewoa]

I'm wearing a Juicy Couture hoodie right now so i'm feeling a little awkward...

[Maribel92530]

i love ur rants lol

[marvinrox97]

OMG THIS RANT IS HYSTERICAL I LEGIT DIED LAUGHING!!! OMGGGG oh and i think your shirt is backwards!! i'm not positive that it is but it looks like it. LOL the things that happen to youuuu lordieee

[666hads]

i laaaav you rachel :) i get so excited when i see a video from you!

[redandmethify]

did you do something different with you eyebrows? idk they just look a lot higher arched

[alwaysblonde66]

You should write down the link to this video and leave it where she sits :)

[orangesierra22]

Man you had a messed up day :(

[missnogood64]

*My mom walks in* "EMILY ASS DICKENSON!"

"What are you doing....?"

"....homework...."

[DreamingODaisyChains]

I totally thought you were about to say, "So...Juicy Couture Hoodie...If you're watching this...Fuck you, bitch." You're a lot nicer than people give you credit for. I hope it all goes really well, though! :D

[heyitssaraah]

1 dislike... i blame juicy couture hoodie

[katieebabess10]

I want her to see this so badly.

[heartquaked]

your face is incredibly symmetrical

[cizentotue]

well at least you know now what not to talk about lol

[elliehufflepuff]

I really want to beat her up for you

[TheClairebear608]

i fucking love you omg. these rant videos are the best.

[alivicarr]

that sucks ass.

[iheartmakeup2]

rachel i cannot. i cannot. shjsijhgidj i love you so much omg.

[PockyRuushii]

Your twitter link and Facebook link, I'd check them :')

YOU'RE PRESENTATION WILL KICK ASS D;

And you'll be entertaining for sure :3

[sophietuesday]

It seems like an incompetent way to assess people if your assignment can be affected by what order you present in. I would go and have a chat to your lecturer; in Australia at least (I don't know about American colleges) universities would never be allowed to work like that.

[icallitambrosia]

@sophietuesday

granted, there is no penalty for a shorter presentation because of it, but it throws off your entire thing when it's cut in half like that.

[sophlaney]

coffee *le slip* all over this "crazy ass" juicy couture panda lady :') #PERFECTPLANBRO

[abberz07]

Reading off slides is the worst thing EVER. Especially when people use like Comic Sans and different coloured gradient backgrounds. AHHH. That is one thing that don't miss about college.

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

@abberz07 even i did better power points in gr.6, no joke. those points had POWER!

[n3onStarsxx]

"I'm wearing a damn-ass blazer! That's some fucking, you know, chic, little business-ass casual look for a fucking presentation!"

[voteforfran]

Juicy Couture, you better watch your damn back.

[Gemscillybiscuit14]

UGH, i hate people that read off of fucking slides. God fucking damnit, it's so boring. I make a point of writing tiny sentences and then blabbing away sounding smart rather than looking like a fud. I hope you make her look like a fanny hahaha.

[jegheterokjegheterok]

you look stunning in this video aye

[hunguponfachion]

This is so fucking hilarious! Hahhaha! You go, girl!

[jennyyoureamystery]

You're perfect. I'll at least hope, for your eyes sake, that she wears a cami under it or something unlike the girls at my school that wear a juicy couture hoodie and nothing under it

[Rainb0wx3]

I absolutely LOVE your rant videos. :D