All you non-believers won't be laughing on December 22, 2012 because you'll all be dead. That's what the aliens from planet gullible told me when they took me up in their intergalactic hybrid smart ship.
The only time the world is in danger will be around 2030 when a big ass asteroid comes this way. Even then, it may burn up in our atmosphere. Besides, even if it doesnt burn up...dont you think nasa would send up a missile to destroy the bastard?
What's stuck with me all these years are the words of that Native Gentleman I spoke of earlier. Perhaps if anything does happen, it will be for the better. However, I feel as though this is just May 21, 2011, Y2K, and all other hysteria epidemics all over again. People are blowing it way out of proportion (mainly for money), and in reality, nothing will happen.
And of course, the Calendar itself. It abruptly ends on Dec. 21, 2012. Do we even know why? There's the religious argument. I spoke to a very wise Native American elder once. He said that he believes it will bring a new beginning. It may very well. There's probably scientific, metaphorical, and other arguments completely. But we don't know. Could someone have resolved the fact that time may never end, so work on the calendar was halted? Did the "Spanish-Mayan" war halt development?
The Mayans made SHIT TONS of calenders. And THEY ALL ENDED.. Because CALENDERS END. Its not physically possible to keep a Mayan Calender going if the Mayans are no longer around.
The Mayans had no written prophecies surrounding the reasoning for the calenders end or Events that would happen on 12/21/2012.
It was made up by other humans that have no connection to the Mayans at all. We call these type of humans.... "IDIOTS"
I'm sorry, but how the hell are we supposed to believe this tiny grain of information from a empire that was wiped off the face of the planet, with only a handful of survivors, half a millennium ago? Second: The Mayans were known for their keen knowledge of Astronomy and calendar making. But how are we even sure the Georgian Calendar is in check with the Mayan? Two different cultures, an ocean's length away, to date, are not even to have known about each others existence until 5-600 years ago?
The '2012' "Phenomenon" has irked me for quite a while. The Mayan Empire was conquered by the Spanish about 500 years ago. I have nothing against the Hispanic culture. Some of my good friends are Spanish. But people were killed, raped, pillaged, etc. However, the main point: Books, scrolls, tablets all were destroyed. Libraries were burnt to the ground. In battles, it's a way of controlling your enemies' knowledge, thus it's a way having control over them.
@StevieCybernetik010 I know what you mean. When all these dumb prohecies don't play out these nerds will be completely gutted! Hopefully they'll all top themselves.
@robokill387 Like all calendars, it's designed to begin again after it's run it's course. The Mayan Long Count Calendar doesn't end in 2012. A Bak'tun, which is the Gregorian equivalent of 100~ Years, is what's ending. This is the 13th Bak'tun, there are 20 of them total, with two more units of measurement above it. It's just a time keeper. There is nothing in Mayan writing that says the world will end. It's all misunderstood bullshit.
these theories suck about 2012 nasa said there is no planet x the mayans never said the world was coming to an end on 2012 il tell you what im gonna do im gonna spend it with my girlfriend since it will be my two year anniversary with her and then few days later im gonna have christmas watch adam sandler movies drink some beer i mean what the next theorie gonna be if we get another black president the worlds gonna blowup that makes alot of fucking sense
Everybody who likes reggae (or parodies of reggae in the form of reggae) go to my uploads and watch "the impossible dream". I made a mashup of all the various deathcult doomsday prophesies and decided it should of course (being a musician and all) take the form of a song. I didn't work very hard on it, yet it came out sounding pretty decent anyway. Leave comments and such.
Wow when he's talking about his experience on a ship the painting he shows of the alien home planet is a gas giant... It is impossible to live on a gas giant.
I like the show and I'm agree with that all 2012 is a BS (I'm with P&T) but the part of Quetzalcoatl was degrading the Mayan and Mexicas (true name of the Aztecs) Quetzalcoatl is for the Mexica culture and not Mayan culture, the equivalent of Quetzalcoatl to the Mayan culture will be Ku Khul Khan (please do not confuse witr the horrible KKK) and the part of the water in México was degrading all mexicans!!! please continue with the show but at least don't degrading cultures and contries.
"Where are you? ¿Dónde estás?" Oh, i'm sorry. I thought ancient Mayan spirits spoke Mayan, not Spanish. Also, if you're going to speak to an ancient spirit, use the formal tense, not the familiar tense!
Oh snap! Many live will be lost in 2012!? How will we go on? It's not like many lives are lost every year! Oh wait, they are. And civilization continues to go on. Maybe they should have asked about civilization as we know it crashing down around us? Not like it would have changed the outcome of the answer.
The entire Planet x hoax was integrated into the Myan prophecies with help from a 50's movie "Godzilla vs Monster Zero". In it is the birth of planet "x" as it comes toward us by coming in behind Jupiter. Check it out. This movie launched it and besides it's a hoot.
The coat hangers are right. A lot of death will happen in 2012.
But it will all be doomsayers who will commit suicide so they die before the world ends. Or committing suicide because they were totally wrong. Either way, not the end of the world. Might even be an improvement! XD
They should have been more specific. I bet that "ghost" was facepalming after they left.
*thinks this 2012 thing was bullshit since he first heard of it.*
Who does allow an old creepy liar fill up a little girls head with so much Bull-Shit? come on, that is child abuse! Go to X Planet! how much LSD did he use back in the 60's.
"dowsing rods" lol doesnt that fall in with doing some sort of an incant,saying some bullshit magic words,at the full of the moon,with a buckeye in your poket? or some shit?
I know a girl that truly believes in the whole 2012 thing, and every time you get some form of proof that it is bullshit she always gets angry and claim that she's got solid proof and pointing at the mayan calendar and "scientists" with those rods... Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
HAHAHA i was actually listening the the guy and then he goes and says "i was taken on a flying saucer by aliens of the planet epsilon" OMG These people man just living in a dream world.
2:12 So let me get this straight, A RACE OF HUMANOIDS CAME FROM A FUCKING GAS GIANT? BULLLLLSHIIIIT! Gas giants are composed completley of gas, no solid land, just atmosphere, plus with winds that would rip our bones into glass fragments, how the cunt would anything evolve on a gas giant with it looking ANYTHING like us in the slightest, let alone if it is even POSSIBLE. This guy is so full of horse shit, I actually shit a horse listening to him. An actual HORSE.
In 2012 you know what I'm doing party and have sex with my future wife and have future kids after because I'm going to be twenty-five and I want to be a father. Awesome a life..
I wonder if the people watch this on tv and are just like WTF. And I wonder if when they interview them if they say it is going to be for their doing a documentary for their views or they say your going to be on a show called Bullshit you crazy lunatic!
You think that maybe the mayans just got tiered of making calendars. And why their entire civilization disappeared was because they had no more virgins to knock up
The Mayans were undisputed genius.... but no cunt can definately tell me why their calender ends when it does.... i want a answer from you 2 clowns...... it makes ya look dumb as the people you are mocking when you cant say why the Mayans calender unexplained ending by your peeps... they know something !!!!!!
@jussyboye here is an answer i want from you. why would Mayan's be able to predict anything which we cannot? I am putting alot more faith in modern physics than in some stupid Mayan prediction, we have alot more reasources and knowledge for studying astronomy than they ever did.
@NotThat3 I do not believe in the 2012 apocalypse..
But, in all fairness, they never said there would be a black hole. they said there would either be a reaction to cause a black hole or nothing would happen :P
hold your horses P&T, do we count the day 0, when bce moves into c.e.? if the world doesnt end on dec 21, 2012, it could end on dec 23, 2012!
true problem, but the world isnt going to end. its just when their calender ends. when p&t joked about the world ending on dec 31 2009 i thought they would go into how its just the end of the mayan calender but they didnt really say anything
@tIs4gatorbait It's not even when their calendar ends. It just makes another round and the next digit up increases. Wikipedia has a good article about the mayan calendar I remember reading.
@genuinebbuck Dowsing doesn't work. Look up the ideomotor effect. If you or anyone you know can do it for real, there's a million bucks in it for ya. Look up the Randi million dollar challenge. Good luck! ;)
@konothecook Not saying it's real, but it is definately possible that life does exist on planets like Saturn and Neptune, There is water on Neptune for sure, maybe the other three gas planets too, well actually it's pretty obvious there is water on every planet, which means that life can be possible. Imagine what kind of creepy ass fish we would find on Neptune O.O hehe :) See ya.
@sloshsk8 The gas giants may have water in them, but it is in the form of vapor, or ice. If there is life, it's probably minuscule by comparison to our own. Carl Sagan theorized life on Jupiter with another scientist, and they came up with large floating bodies, sort of like small amoebas that just go with the current in the ocean. Either way, gas giants most certainly do not have the tools to grow intelligent life, at least not from my understanding of the biological necessities for evolution.
@konothecook lol agreed with the asshole part. but your assuming life needs earthlike properties to thrive when its possible that life exists in the vacuum of space in some form or another.
@3rd6thdeathward I'm talking more about interesting life. For a specialized and intricate life web to exist, such as ours, there has to be a shitload of necessary predicaments. If there are life forms on asteroids and whatnot, It's prokaryotic bacteria. If an alien comes down and says hi it will have had to be from an Earth like planet, where water is abundant in liquid form. Of course, I'm going off of what I know in biology, and I could one day be proven wrong.
I'm hoping some unknown cosmic radiation will scorch the fuck outta our noggen and re-wire our brains on Dec 21, 2012 so we stop shitting all kinds of stupid fucking bullshit and become wise. That means Patrick Geryl was partially right that our fucked up civilization will end. Except then immediately a better one will begin. Then again, nothing will probably happen except me selling a fuck load of "I Survived Y2K and Y2012 - Now blow me little girl/boy!" T-shirts.
the cupple at Ek Balam hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAH , trying to speak with the mayans HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even if ghosts exist, Mayan's ghost whould probably speak Mayan, not English or Spanish XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Wow lmao I was already labeling the Planet X guy insane but then when he said it was "aliens" who abducted him that explained this to him I literally started to cry from laughing! Wow! I mean wow!! Where DO they find these people??? Penn & Teller are so awsome!!
@3one7crew Are you talking about epsilon? That doesn't mean aliens speak greek lol. We named that planet. It is like if some life on Mars named Earth something else. It isn't the native name for it.
I've smoked for 13 years, overdosed on heroin 3 times, drank myself into a comma twice, I was shot in the chest, hit by a car and fractured my skull and I'm still alive.
I got my information about the end of the world from an alien at the Holiday Inn.
JGreenfield 2 days ago
Wow, $2012 dollars for my house? That's more than it's worth now!
RLL1961 3 days ago
I know 2012 is fake. See, I was abducted by aliens....
MrJivePirate 6 days ago
All you non-believers won't be laughing on December 22, 2012 because you'll all be dead. That's what the aliens from planet gullible told me when they took me up in their intergalactic hybrid smart ship.
QuietMan1965 1 week ago
Funny when Penn curses!
harpo103 1 week ago
The only time the world is in danger will be around 2030 when a big ass asteroid comes this way. Even then, it may burn up in our atmosphere. Besides, even if it doesnt burn up...dont you think nasa would send up a missile to destroy the bastard?
ultimateiversonfan10 1 week ago
....then the guy pulls out the alien abduction story....sigh
internetmachine 1 week ago
Maybe we should take bets on what the next 'decided' Apocalypse date will be after December 21st?
Malcis2401 2 weeks ago
@Malcis2401 I'm gonna say sometime mid 2014. It's going to take at least a year before people start believing in that crap again.
tkill93 1 week ago
there was an animated star trek eposode about crazy q how sharper than a serpents tooth...i know I'm a dork
jsmith0433 2 weeks ago
That is not how those rods work. Those people are retards!
BladeFire30 2 weeks ago
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yattrich49w 3 weeks ago
I want to smack that old nutjob when he starts fear-mongering to an eleven-year-old girl. F*cking twat.
SimplyAComment 3 weeks ago
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when Mr. Disco broke out the dowsing rods. What an idiot. Fuck, I hate people.
crazymiles 3 weeks ago 2
What's stuck with me all these years are the words of that Native Gentleman I spoke of earlier. Perhaps if anything does happen, it will be for the better. However, I feel as though this is just May 21, 2011, Y2K, and all other hysteria epidemics all over again. People are blowing it way out of proportion (mainly for money), and in reality, nothing will happen.
galaxywarper92 3 weeks ago
And of course, the Calendar itself. It abruptly ends on Dec. 21, 2012. Do we even know why? There's the religious argument. I spoke to a very wise Native American elder once. He said that he believes it will bring a new beginning. It may very well. There's probably scientific, metaphorical, and other arguments completely. But we don't know. Could someone have resolved the fact that time may never end, so work on the calendar was halted? Did the "Spanish-Mayan" war halt development?
galaxywarper92 3 weeks ago
@galaxywarper92 The Mayan Calendar does not absolutely end on Dec 21, 2012, or on any other date, because it is CIRCULAR, and thus endless.
RiddickTheKiller 3 weeks ago
@galaxywarper92 No.
The Mayans made SHIT TONS of calenders. And THEY ALL ENDED.. Because CALENDERS END. Its not physically possible to keep a Mayan Calender going if the Mayans are no longer around.
The Mayans had no written prophecies surrounding the reasoning for the calenders end or Events that would happen on 12/21/2012.
It was made up by other humans that have no connection to the Mayans at all. We call these type of humans.... "IDIOTS"
subslament 2 weeks ago
I'm sorry, but how the hell are we supposed to believe this tiny grain of information from a empire that was wiped off the face of the planet, with only a handful of survivors, half a millennium ago? Second: The Mayans were known for their keen knowledge of Astronomy and calendar making. But how are we even sure the Georgian Calendar is in check with the Mayan? Two different cultures, an ocean's length away, to date, are not even to have known about each others existence until 5-600 years ago?
galaxywarper92 3 weeks ago
The '2012' "Phenomenon" has irked me for quite a while. The Mayan Empire was conquered by the Spanish about 500 years ago. I have nothing against the Hispanic culture. Some of my good friends are Spanish. But people were killed, raped, pillaged, etc. However, the main point: Books, scrolls, tablets all were destroyed. Libraries were burnt to the ground. In battles, it's a way of controlling your enemies' knowledge, thus it's a way having control over them.
galaxywarper92 3 weeks ago
the planet 'Epsilon' ...so they speak Greek in outerspace!!!...awesome!
funcpl2741054 3 weeks ago
They drew a giant dick on the map ._.
Panzervagon 4 weeks ago
Anybody else notice the "entities" behind Paul and Shannon??? 1st at 2:31, then again at 2:43.
kmcook01 1 month ago
This show would be perfect if not for all the gurning and shit.
fingerprint211b 1 month ago
Fuckin thank you Penn, for Fuckin saying this
JimbertAwesomeness 1 month ago
anyone else notice the cock and balls on the map of the world
hawkins1905 1 month ago
@hawkins1905 That was the joke, well done for spotting it
tushara01 1 month ago
4:30 she tries to talk the the mayan spirits, even though that was the language of the people that killed their whole race. Science!
Andrew70740 1 month ago
as soon as he said "Flying saucer" I facepalmed myself; hard
speedfreakZ28 1 month ago
this seems like a southpark episode lolll!!!!
Chewychu31 1 month ago
Is it just me or is it like these sort of people WANT the world to end?
StevieCybernetik010 1 month ago
@StevieCybernetik010 I know what you mean. When all these dumb prohecies don't play out these nerds will be completely gutted! Hopefully they'll all top themselves.
angizoink 4 weeks ago
Love Penn's outfit, he should wear that blue suit everyday!!!
solangejolie2012 2 months ago
anyone remember getting nuked by our own computers in1999.... me neither
Spystreak 2 months ago
I wonder who beat his record?...
NHoldenMusic 2 months ago
Does anyone have a... Fork i can stick into my left eye...
LMAO!
Clint945 2 months ago
I don't get why the calendar *ending* is seen to be ominous. it has to end somewhere, right?
robokill387 2 months ago
@robokill387 Like all calendars, it's designed to begin again after it's run it's course. The Mayan Long Count Calendar doesn't end in 2012. A Bak'tun, which is the Gregorian equivalent of 100~ Years, is what's ending. This is the 13th Bak'tun, there are 20 of them total, with two more units of measurement above it. It's just a time keeper. There is nothing in Mayan writing that says the world will end. It's all misunderstood bullshit.
shreddybits 2 months ago
@robokill387 Exactly. It's hard to keep producing calendars forever when your people are getting ripped apart.
voltcorp 2 months ago
Dowsing rods find water, right?
BeltedYapper 2 months ago
LMFAO! anyone notice that the map of the world with the red flight lines is the shape of a wang!
spicy110 2 months ago
@spicy110 Anyone with eyes and a brain older than age 5!
MunkyDrag0n 2 months ago
leave it to penn and teller to prove that 2012 is bull shit
seanboy97 3 months ago
4:22 ROFL She says "Donde esta?" like a mayan would fuckin know spanish.
MirrdynWyllt 3 months ago
0:55 Wait a minute...that looks like a...
AcinarretX 3 months ago
these theories suck about 2012 nasa said there is no planet x the mayans never said the world was coming to an end on 2012 il tell you what im gonna do im gonna spend it with my girlfriend since it will be my two year anniversary with her and then few days later im gonna have christmas watch adam sandler movies drink some beer i mean what the next theorie gonna be if we get another black president the worlds gonna blowup that makes alot of fucking sense
seanboy97 3 months ago
This show is great. It brings all the stupid ass people with there dumbass theories and tears them apart
subrosabmx94 3 months ago
Wow, that english physicist was HOT O_O what was his name? I couldn't get it.
Mareep1 4 months ago
Everybody who likes reggae (or parodies of reggae in the form of reggae) go to my uploads and watch "the impossible dream". I made a mashup of all the various deathcult doomsday prophesies and decided it should of course (being a musician and all) take the form of a song. I didn't work very hard on it, yet it came out sounding pretty decent anyway. Leave comments and such.
AdamRainStopper 4 months ago
fuck your fuckity fuck you
frankd14321 4 months ago
Remember the Rapture occurring on May 21, 2011?
I don't. I got freakin' wasted partying and woke up the next morning.
proprodigySD 4 months ago 26
@proprodigySD but he said the date will be moved to some time in october if nothing happens so he can't be wrong!!!!
Lesouder2222Music 3 months ago
@Lesouder2222Music I know and i'm preparing for it the same way i prepared for the last one, since it seemed to work out pretty well in May ;)
proprodigySD 3 months ago
why would the Mayans speak Spanish!? lmfao
leticiacastaneda 4 months ago
This show is THE SHIT!!
I want more shows like this
alfonsomx84 4 months ago
Wow when he's talking about his experience on a ship the painting he shows of the alien home planet is a gas giant... It is impossible to live on a gas giant.
MiPedoteTUMBA 4 months ago
4:25 - "Hmm, the ancient Mayan entity might not speak English, better ask in Spanish as well!"
Walliard 4 months ago 2
"Planet Epsilon" So the aliens, named their planet after the 5th letter of the greek alphabet?
BellydanceRaks 5 months ago 9
@BellydanceRaks no no no, the GREEKS named their 5th letter like the alien planet, duh...
Yetanotherytuser 1 week ago
pretty damn accurate that er? 20.12 oh well at least its not 8.12 so we can have a a few extra hours in bed...fucked if I am going to work!
paulspydar 5 months ago
that map formation looks suspicious
chr1sred 5 months ago
I like the show and I'm agree with that all 2012 is a BS (I'm with P&T) but the part of Quetzalcoatl was degrading the Mayan and Mexicas (true name of the Aztecs) Quetzalcoatl is for the Mexica culture and not Mayan culture, the equivalent of Quetzalcoatl to the Mayan culture will be Ku Khul Khan (please do not confuse witr the horrible KKK) and the part of the water in México was degrading all mexicans!!! please continue with the show but at least don't degrading cultures and contries.
lavincelaya 5 months ago
@lavincelaya Ease up. It's a joke.
ArgyleGroove 4 months ago
0:55 it looks like a dick
TheLukad000 5 months ago
Did they really just speak spanish to a mayan deity? How did penn not point that one out?
porchmonkey401k 5 months ago
There is a great joke that Jay Leno used to make about the Mayan calendar. "If the Mayans were so smart, why didn't they see the Spanish coming?"
SteveHolt1984 5 months ago
haha penis map at 0:55
MrSketchySam 5 months ago
Doesn't the Julian calender end every 365 days w/out the world ending? What makes the Mayan calender SOOOOOOOOO SPECIAL?
cfrancisco74 5 months ago
i can't believe people are CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZY. there is no apocalypse, no Armageddon, no end of the world, no nothing.
Barry62152 5 months ago
the fucken Mayans cant understand donde estas. cause the Spanish didst come there for hundreds of years.
cokacutter 6 months ago
@cokacutter nor English
weepingmidwinter 5 months ago
-.- -.- -.- -.- -.- *Epic facepalm*
polske322 6 months ago
Whenever someone says the world will end on a given date, that's pretty much a guarantee that it won't happen.
magmablock 6 months ago
"Where are you? ¿Dónde estás?" Oh, i'm sorry. I thought ancient Mayan spirits spoke Mayan, not Spanish. Also, if you're going to speak to an ancient spirit, use the formal tense, not the familiar tense!
scoobyrds 6 months ago 2
Oh snap! Many live will be lost in 2012!? How will we go on? It's not like many lives are lost every year! Oh wait, they are. And civilization continues to go on. Maybe they should have asked about civilization as we know it crashing down around us? Not like it would have changed the outcome of the answer.
Sarioya 6 months ago
All truth went out the window when that planet X guy explained how he got this...
v0ngolavsky 6 months ago
ROFL@"fuck us in the ass!" omg, i nearly pissed myself XD.
belladonna4577 6 months ago 45
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is it possible...that the greeks got their language from aliens...and not the other way around????
wait, let me get this strait. Aliens speak Greek?
3one7crew 5 months ago 33
gmiller2012 7 months ago
It's going to be like the "Rapture" incedent. In the end, i'm going to scream, "I'm Still Here!!!!!"
Vampwatch1462 7 months ago
this episode is to funny. Back in the 70 disco dancing for 8 1/2 days? hahaha! paint my house! oh god
jaglowgla 7 months ago
this episode is to funny. Back in the 70 disco dancing for 8 1/2 hours? hahaha!
jaglowgla 7 months ago
The entire Planet x hoax was integrated into the Myan prophecies with help from a 50's movie "Godzilla vs Monster Zero". In it is the birth of planet "x" as it comes toward us by coming in behind Jupiter. Check it out. This movie launched it and besides it's a hoot.
wiledbil25 7 months ago
day to fuck,,, and suicide!
TerryTrust 7 months ago
anyone notice at 0:59 the map is shaped like a penis and balls.
ZacharyTayl 7 months ago
@ZacharyTayl Yeah, that's kind of the joke.
BaronXS 7 months ago
@ZacharyTayI I wouldn't have noticed that. Haha, it's like America is fucking the entire rest of the world!
alwayson09 7 months ago
The coat hangers are right. A lot of death will happen in 2012.
But it will all be doomsayers who will commit suicide so they die before the world ends. Or committing suicide because they were totally wrong. Either way, not the end of the world. Might even be an improvement! XD
They should have been more specific. I bet that "ghost" was facepalming after they left.
*thinks this 2012 thing was bullshit since he first heard of it.*
AegixDrakan 7 months ago
did penn just call that little girl a nymphette?...what the fuck?
gl3110 7 months ago
Wow.... This explained A LOT to me
CrimsonXdef 7 months ago
so 2012 conspiracists listen to whacks like those three instead of scientists? i mean look at this 6:17
tailskid101 8 months ago
Who does allow an old creepy liar fill up a little girls head with so much Bull-Shit? come on, that is child abuse! Go to X Planet! how much LSD did he use back in the 60's.
Monago51 8 months ago
I love they way she asks Donde Estas as if a Mayan would have a better grasp of Spanish than English.
CSATexan 8 months ago
Wasn't the British guy supporting 2012 end of the world on discovery channel?
BestlikeMike 8 months ago
@Dzaiko Sure did XD
Keys1281 8 months ago
I love this show :D
Keys1281 8 months ago
"dowsing rods" lol doesnt that fall in with doing some sort of an incant,saying some bullshit magic words,at the full of the moon,with a buckeye in your poket? or some shit?
arkie74 8 months ago
I know a girl that truly believes in the whole 2012 thing, and every time you get some form of proof that it is bullshit she always gets angry and claim that she's got solid proof and pointing at the mayan calendar and "scientists" with those rods... Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
Dainichisama 8 months ago
its also funny how the fat dowsing bitch thinks ancient mayans spoke spanish.
NoWitnessesNoRegrets 8 months ago
@NoWitnessesNoRegrets naaa she aint fat, she is whats called,"fun size".
(nice rack!!)
arkie74 8 months ago
Did he call that little girl a nymphette?
NoWitnessesNoRegrets 8 months ago
EXACTLY! 2012 IS BULLSHIT THE SIZE OF THEIR SO CALLED PLANET X
tailskid101 8 months ago
HAHAHA i was actually listening the the guy and then he goes and says "i was taken on a flying saucer by aliens of the planet epsilon" OMG These people man just living in a dream world.
fL3x0 8 months ago
2:12 So let me get this straight, A RACE OF HUMANOIDS CAME FROM A FUCKING GAS GIANT? BULLLLLSHIIIIT! Gas giants are composed completley of gas, no solid land, just atmosphere, plus with winds that would rip our bones into glass fragments, how the cunt would anything evolve on a gas giant with it looking ANYTHING like us in the slightest, let alone if it is even POSSIBLE. This guy is so full of horse shit, I actually shit a horse listening to him. An actual HORSE.
celophysis5454545 8 months ago
CAWWWW
RobTG 8 months ago
I was in spanish class and they showed a documentary about the mayans and they showed the stupid rods on there and I just said... what the fuck.
Dominoes282 8 months ago
awesome !!!!!!
2222loko 9 months ago
Did anyone else notice that Penn and Teller's travel path was shaped like a cock?
pwninator345 9 months ago 3
In 2012 you know what I'm doing party and have sex with my future wife and have future kids after because I'm going to be twenty-five and I want to be a father. Awesome a life..
Dailybabble 9 months ago
I wonder if the people watch this on tv and are just like WTF. And I wonder if when they interview them if they say it is going to be for their doing a documentary for their views or they say your going to be on a show called Bullshit you crazy lunatic!
NorCalibrator 9 months ago
You think that maybe the mayans just got tiered of making calendars. And why their entire civilization disappeared was because they had no more virgins to knock up
TheBrucelee5 9 months ago
hahaha that guy dancing on the program is just PATHETIC!!!! HAHAHAHA
imperioindigena 9 months ago
@NotThat3 Yeah man, wild times. :) Memories....
darkalleyheroes 9 months ago
@TheHitman640509 it probably ended due to the spanish armada coming to get the riches from the mayans
oppaigami 10 months ago
The Mayans were undisputed genius.... but no cunt can definately tell me why their calender ends when it does.... i want a answer from you 2 clowns...... it makes ya look dumb as the people you are mocking when you cant say why the Mayans calender unexplained ending by your peeps... they know something !!!!!!
jussyboye 10 months ago
@jussyboye here is an answer i want from you. why would Mayan's be able to predict anything which we cannot? I am putting alot more faith in modern physics than in some stupid Mayan prediction, we have alot more reasources and knowledge for studying astronomy than they ever did.
rawheas 9 months ago
PARTY LIKE ITS 2012!!!
thepapper 10 months ago
Jesus-tap-dancing-in-golfshoes-Christ I am SO SICK OF HEARING OF THIS END TIMES BULLSHIT!!!!
elfbride 10 months ago
Will many lives be lost in 2012? WTF kind of bullshit generalised stupid question is that fat woman asking.
aronpeterson121 10 months ago
Remember when the world got sucked into a black hole back in 2009 when CERN was activated?
NotThat3 10 months ago 47
@NotThat3 So that's what happened to the economy!
bluemind423 7 months ago
@NotThat3 I do not believe in the 2012 apocalypse..
But, in all fairness, they never said there would be a black hole. they said there would either be a reaction to cause a black hole or nothing would happen :P
cartoonymanoony 6 months ago
@NotThat3 (sigh) Yeah, good times.
GoblinXXX 5 months ago
@NotThat3 yup, not as bad as the time all the computers malfunctioned in 2000 and killed us all though. that was a catastrophe.
JohnMstudios 5 months ago
@NotThat3 Remember when the world get into darkness in 2000 because of the Y2K bug? ... Remember in 1988 when the rapture happen, again?
therrydicule 4 months ago
@NotThat3 i remember that day i also remember y2k too anyone else
seanboy97 3 months ago
I wonder how these cooks are going to sell their bullshit books come Dec. 22 2012.
CyclonexxxIce 10 months ago
hold your horses P&T, do we count the day 0, when bce moves into c.e.? if the world doesnt end on dec 21, 2012, it could end on dec 23, 2012!
true problem, but the world isnt going to end. its just when their calender ends. when p&t joked about the world ending on dec 31 2009 i thought they would go into how its just the end of the mayan calender but they didnt really say anything
tIs4gatorbait 10 months ago
@tIs4gatorbait It's not even when their calendar ends. It just makes another round and the next digit up increases. Wikipedia has a good article about the mayan calendar I remember reading.
NotThat3 10 months ago
Dousing only works with finding water dumb ass it's how we found our house well.
genuinebbuck 11 months ago
@genuinebbuck Dowsing doesn't work. Look up the ideomotor effect. If you or anyone you know can do it for real, there's a million bucks in it for ya. Look up the Randi million dollar challenge. Good luck! ;)
telephas1c 10 months ago
god i hate dumb people
bob1012112 11 months ago
Dumass girl myans don't speak Spanish they speak an acient language :p dumass
GHOSTFAIZ 11 months ago
On December 21 of 2012, I'll go laugh at the fearful woofags who think the world is going to end.
wekillyou5 11 months ago
apparently there are aliens on Saturn. A.) Gas planets are very unlikely to bear life, and B.) This guy's a FUCKING ASSHOLE.
konothecook 11 months ago
@konothecook Not saying it's real, but it is definately possible that life does exist on planets like Saturn and Neptune, There is water on Neptune for sure, maybe the other three gas planets too, well actually it's pretty obvious there is water on every planet, which means that life can be possible. Imagine what kind of creepy ass fish we would find on Neptune O.O hehe :) See ya.
sloshsk8 11 months ago
@sloshsk8 The gas giants may have water in them, but it is in the form of vapor, or ice. If there is life, it's probably minuscule by comparison to our own. Carl Sagan theorized life on Jupiter with another scientist, and they came up with large floating bodies, sort of like small amoebas that just go with the current in the ocean. Either way, gas giants most certainly do not have the tools to grow intelligent life, at least not from my understanding of the biological necessities for evolution.
konothecook 11 months ago
@konothecook lol agreed with the asshole part. but your assuming life needs earthlike properties to thrive when its possible that life exists in the vacuum of space in some form or another.
3rd6thdeathward 11 months ago
@3rd6thdeathward I'm talking more about interesting life. For a specialized and intricate life web to exist, such as ours, there has to be a shitload of necessary predicaments. If there are life forms on asteroids and whatnot, It's prokaryotic bacteria. If an alien comes down and says hi it will have had to be from an Earth like planet, where water is abundant in liquid form. Of course, I'm going off of what I know in biology, and I could one day be proven wrong.
konothecook 11 months ago
@konothecook well thats not entirely true either they could have nifty bio suits :D
3rd6thdeathward 11 months ago
apparently there are aliens on Saturn. A.) Gas planets are very unlikely to bear life, and B.) This guy's a FUCKING ASSHOLE.
konothecook 11 months ago
Or that pre-colonial Mayan ghosts understood Spanish
sfbgr8 11 months ago
0:58 the red lines make a penis xD
bvaia 11 months ago
A most powerful warning against the dangers of marathon disco
takky9298 11 months ago
the chick who asks in spanish at 4:26 isn't too bright, mayans didn't speak spanish
HiMinds 11 months ago 2
@HiMinds yeah, they speak yucatec language
imperioindigena 9 months ago
I'm hoping some unknown cosmic radiation will scorch the fuck outta our noggen and re-wire our brains on Dec 21, 2012 so we stop shitting all kinds of stupid fucking bullshit and become wise. That means Patrick Geryl was partially right that our fucked up civilization will end. Except then immediately a better one will begin. Then again, nothing will probably happen except me selling a fuck load of "I Survived Y2K and Y2012 - Now blow me little girl/boy!" T-shirts.
silverphoenix5125 11 months ago
I wanted to punch that old fuck when he was talking to that girl. Poor thing.
darthivory 11 months ago
Well, yeah many lives will be lost in 2012. Just like every year.
Mutough 11 months ago
"...but really Dr. Rand fuck your fuckitty, fucking, fuck you! "
LOL
ontopofthe7thhill 1 year ago
Go Professor Dance, go!
Hepathos 1 year ago
Wow 1:26 he's really trying to explain to an 11 year old girl about the 2012 apocalypse?
This shit is hilarious. If the world does end I'll kick myself in the ass.
Segeric 1 year ago 2
if the world does end in 2012, it won't be because of any of the theories these quacks are spouting. it'll be man-made, if anything.
qubeh 11 months ago
3:09 paused
ok so obviously these ppl know NOTHING about ghosts
hayharut 1 year ago
"Anyone have a fork I can stick into my own eye?"
LOL
kingbooforums 1 year ago
3:02 You heard him, he investigates poultrygeist, zombie chickens!
desager1 1 year ago
Oh please Mayan spirit, hack these morons into bits with an obsidian ax!
Krandolph17 1 year ago
THE WORLD IS FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE.
southern04man 1 year ago
Hahahaha i saw a penis!
vassili1987 1 year ago
the cupple at Ek Balam hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAH , trying to speak with the mayans HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even if ghosts exist, Mayan's ghost whould probably speak Mayan, not English or Spanish XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Likeaperv 1 year ago
Wow lmao I was already labeling the Planet X guy insane but then when he said it was "aliens" who abducted him that explained this to him I literally started to cry from laughing! Wow! I mean wow!! Where DO they find these people??? Penn & Teller are so awsome!!
RubyNbj 1 year ago
wait, let me get this strait. Aliens speak Greek?
3one7crew 1 year ago 45
@3one7crew Are you talking about epsilon? That doesn't mean aliens speak greek lol. We named that planet. It is like if some life on Mars named Earth something else. It isn't the native name for it.
NorCalibrator 9 months ago
@3one7crew No they only understand Spanish...
luckystrikebrand1983 9 months ago
@3one7crew I don't know, I got abducted by Aliens once, I tried to understand their language, it was all Greek to me............(shoots self)
celophysis5454545 8 months ago
@3one7crew no no they speak english
Harikus 8 months ago
"aahhm fuck, better make that two forks!" xD
limsniff 1 year ago 2
Nothing is going to happen and if anything does, people will kill themselves which is always a good thing if you know what I mean.
IauthenticI 1 year ago
man those sticks are awsome.
they can not only call people in the past but they can translate what you say to ancien mayan.
wow. not even star trek has sutch tech.
ishouldbeascientist 1 year ago
I've smoked for 13 years, overdosed on heroin 3 times, drank myself into a comma twice, I was shot in the chest, hit by a car and fractured my skull and I'm still alive.
Bring it on 2012.
UberNoob33 1 year ago
@UberNoob33
i survied y2k
thepapper 1 year ago
@UberNoob33 sounds like you've been through alot! Hang in there, UN33!
rizer912 3 months ago
I cant wait till Dec 22nd 2012, a good number of people will have some furious back peddling to do
dazbonoasbo 1 year ago
Shit! What will I do with all my 2013 calendars?
rswingman 1 year ago
I feel like Scar from the Lion King. IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!!
tweethang1 1 year ago
omg Teller made sounds - he made squacking/growling noises at the beginning. This is probably why he normally doesn't speak. ;p
Flyborg 1 year ago
PS - the special eclipse happened on the 21st. It's a new Mayan age now.
DogMechanic 1 year ago
Actually, the proper date by the Mayan Calendar is December 21st, 2010.
... Oh wait. HAHAHAHAH.
DogMechanic 1 year ago
or it could be the end of twitter & facebook? same thing right?
BlackCritonella 1 year ago
dumb ass bitch mayans didnt speak spanish they spoke a dielict
jrodr167 1 year ago
a cock on map that is fucking funny!