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  • dry weak and boring. personality of a cardboard.

  • wit kind of name is mitt....

  • @ainsleywainsley what kind of name is "Barack"?? Stupid Libtard

  • Mitt Romney trying to be funny and relatable is one of the most painful things I've ever seen.

  • 2:33 he must smell like shit!

  • newt gingrich would be perfect for a harry potter movie

  • Romney vs Obama.....no difference really..both are puppets for Goldman Sachs

    Obama is just a better psychopath ;)

  • 11. He is buying most of his votes.

  • Get your Identity Back America !!! Vote Dr. Ron Paul !!!

  • Good for Mitt...shows he can poke fun at himself.

  • I like Letterman, but that was one of the LAMEST top 10 lists ever !

  • @dannysayez I think it's because Mitt Romney is lame! hahaha~

  • How about,

    "I converted my Atheist father in law, after he died!"

  • their all half alien lizards

  • I like Mitt Romney as a person :). Would not be a good President though

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  • FUCK DAVID LETTERMAN!!!

  • This is a test to see if Mitt Romney is "Teleprompter Material"...

  • Mitt Romney the biggest habitual lier in the history of US politics. Worse than Bush. Bush plays dumb and pretends he doesnt understand. Romney just straight out lies in front of ur face, and than changes the subject. Only a moron would vote for him! And i gurantee u, this man will not be president!

  • @MMAExpertKnower learn how to spell you idiot. The word is Liar.

  • @Lorein101 Thanks for correcting me you geek! You really got me here! hahaha~

  • @MMAExpertKnower Hahahaha you don't understand shit about politics do you? EVERY politician lies to some extent, you think Obama is constantly telling the truth? If you do that's fucking adorable that you can be that naive. Romney IMO, is actually one of the most truthful politicians out there, he just changes positions a bit. I don't see a problem with that really, if I see something that contests my current views enough, why wouldn't I switch to that POV, it makes sense.

    -Romney 2012

  • @Federer343 Nah really? " Every politician lies to some extent".. Wow, what else is new buddy? haha~ I guess you have enlightened me here! Moron! haha~ But there is one guy named Ron Paul, who hasn't changed his position for the most part in 30 years. That's why i respect the man.! NOt the stupid moron! hahah~ Keep learning pal!

  • @MMAExpertKnower You are so uninformed, it's quite sad.

  • @theultimatecritic99 NO, I think i hit the nail right on the head. Name me one thing I'm wrong about here?

  • @MMAExpertKnower Well there's the fact that Ron Paul is a racist and claims to not support the Civil Rights Act because it integrated to quickly. That's bullshit, he's just lying so no one knows that he's truly racist. It's funny that you have no idea what you're talking about though, keep trying champ.

  • @Federer343 A racist? Talk about being uninformed. How do you assume he's a racist? Now if you just took the time to actually listen to what Ron Paul has been saying about the gold standard, the monetary policy, and how our presidents are killing this economy my going into unnecessary wars, you would understand. But i can easily tell you have no idea what i'm talking about, so you bring in racism into this.. Ron Paul is not a flip flopper pal. He's the real deal! And he's not a mormon!

  • @MMAExpertKnower Lol, "And he's not a mormon!," I guess prejudice people are attracted to other prejudice people. If you listen to the shit the Ron Paul has been spewing, you truly aren't even worth having a conversation with. Besides we need to try a non-Christian (even though Mormonism is still technically Christian) president, I'm sick of all the fucking stupid ass religious shit. Ron Paul, Gingrich, and Santorum all suck, the only viable candidates are Romney and Huntsman and he's out.

  • @Federer343 Well if you're looking a for a president that's not religious, Ron Paul is the man! He has a more acceptable way to deal with drug wars, and abortion, compared to the other Republican idiots, that just says drugs are bad, abortion is killing a child.. Your problem is you don't listen! And Mitt Romney is worse. And his religion is obviously a cult! A church that allows more than 1 wife? hahah~ Are you kidding me? Ron Paul has been consistent! And we need a consistent man!

  • @MMAExpertKnower You really need to get your facts straight. Polygamy NO LONGER OCCURS within the Mormon religion you intolerant dumbass. Oh I listen all right, that's why i know that Ron Paul is wrong for America. Even if you think he's consistent, his views are still just stupid as hell, not even Republican in a lot of situations. Duh he won't win the Republican nominee. If he runs independent he's just splitting Republican vote which helps no one. And he's a baptist so yeah, CHRISTIAN!!

  • @Federer343 So what if he's a baptist. The way he approaches politics is not religious at all compared to the other candidates.. Do you really listen? Do you understand the gold standard, monetary policy, foreign affairs, and the corruption of the Federal Reserve? Try to explain to me, if you think you know.. As far as i'm concerned, you don't know shit.. You're a typical idiot, that probably has no problem elected an idiot like Bush,and now you're voting flipflopping Romney? Wake up u idiot!

  • @Federer343 You really need to do some more reading and learn economics and foreign policy. The reason this country keeps electing idiots is because the people that elect them are idiots as well.. Clearly you're one of those idiots that just doesn't understand economics nor politics.. This country is doomed, if idiots like you elect Romney! Ron Paul is the real deal! You need to learn and stop voting for idiots! But since ur an idiot, you'd probably vote for an idiot! Not surprised!

  • @MMAExpertKnower Well it's clear you're too unintelligent to be reasoned with so I guess go waste your vote on a Libertarian. BTW, I bet you're real smart with a name like MMAExpertKnower hahaha. Ur Mad As FUCK!

  • @Federer343 You just proved your own stupidity? How come you didn't answer my question? Well I guess you don't understand the gold standard, foreign policy, monetary policy and fiscal policy.. You're a complete moron that probably elected Bush! lol~ Look just leave and save whatever dignity you have left over! I like how you typed 3 sentences because you realized I know more than you regarding this issue! Keep playing your pc games, and stay off politics! Retard! haha

  • @Federer343 Vote for a Libertarian? Wow~ now I know you're an idiot! Do you still think he's a Libertarian? Who's a Libertarian? haha~ Nevermind, just blame the stupid bitch that put his sperm on ur mother and conceived you! Those are the two idiot that brought a sucker like you into this world! hahahahahah

  • @MMAExpertKnower So you are gonna vote for a Libertarian, that's depressing. #URSTILLMADASFUCK

  • @Federer343 OmG! Are you retarded?  He's running as a conservative Republican you moron! hahaha~ You are soo fucken stupid! Do you really want your parents to pay income tax, and be charged unnecessary amount? Because that's what Romney wants! You're a moron! Ron Paul wants to abolish income tax, so idiots like you can keep ur own money! Now I know why this country is ruined.. Because of idiots like you who keeps voting for Bush like candidates! Just leave! Leave you moron! Dumbass!

  • @MMAExpertKnower federal income tax, state income tax will still be taken out from ur wages because states wont have support from federal goverment, whatever programs states want to support you will still have to pay for.

  • @camarocanam Federal income tax goes to the Federal government. The state income tax goes to the state. So even if the state doesnt get supported, the worst case scenario would be people paying state income tax and perhaps social security. There are other ways states can get money. As long as the they shrink the size of the government its' possible. Bringing troops home from world would instantly put us in a surplus! I dont know why ppl are having a tough timeunderstanding this!

  • @MMAExpertKnower cant find your comment but im pretty sure u generalized on the idea that income tax will be abolish with ron paul, which is not true, besides is not a for sure thing yet that he will be able to do such a thing, we are so dependant on it it will probably take more than two terms before it can be abolish on the federal level, bringing troops back will only cut our deficit, we can have surplus when we have debt, it will be fictitious, but i agree we have to start.

  • @Federer343 Yeah I am mad! I'm mad about your mother! hahahah~ Epic ownage! Your mother is also mad about my dick! hahahah

  • @Federer343 What the hell is wrong with voting Libertarian?? It's the first libertarian ideas this country was founded upon! Also, here is why you shouldn't vote for anyone but Ron Paul: Obama signed the NDAA into law, Gingrich is gonna make use of the NDAA and won't care shit about the Constitution, Santorum wants to turn the US in a Christian theocracy and Mitt Romney is the GOP version of Obama. Third Party of course doesn't even matter because they won't be elected.

  • @Federer343 Oh, and I got news for you pal! Romney is not going to be the next president of the United States. No way he's gonna beat Obama! There are so many different ways Obama can attack Romney. That's why it pays to be consistent at times. If you keep changing views without a solid principal, it's gonna effect you in a negativ way. Ron Paul may not win the Republican nominee, but he does have the best chance to beat Obama! Because he's consistent! I hope he runs as independent!

  • @MMAExpertKnower I'm just stating how I feel. I'm not going to get into a youtube debate with you. Hope you have fun riding on the Ron Paul bandwagon.

  • @theultimatecritic99 I guess the only way the people will find out the truth is after this country comes to complete ruin.. It's sad people that people realize the truth until the bad things happen.. Good night to you sir!

  • @MMAExpertKnower According to your comment, "It's sad people that people realize the truth until the bad things happen," you are saying that we already know the truth, but the bad things will still happen. It's nice to know that the one claiming to be so informed has the grammar skills of a fifth grader. You sad, sad excuse for a human.

  • @theultimatecritic99 That's actually not a grammar mistake. I just repeated the same word twice. hahaha~ It's called a typo. I guess you don't even know what you're correcting me on. Is it really grammar? You sure about that pal? hahahah~ Idiot! lol

  • @MMAExpertKnower A typo would be a grammar mistake. Are you drunk?

  • @MMAExpertKnower That was also a cute little squiggle thing you did there. It was nice and necessary. Also, as much as you would like, I don't believe that I would ever be your "pal." You also seem to get extremely excited, lots of nice lols and hahas. You're quite the wild one, aren't you?

  • @theultimatecritic99 You Know English? lol~ I'll type in your retarded English style! I hope you can understand it better idiot! lol

  • @MMAExpertKnower Oh yes keep going. Everything you say is more comical than insulting. Trust me, I understand everything you're saying, it's just coming off as completely idiotic. Looking forward to your next fail.

  • 3:25 - 3:36 "Miss You" by the Rolling Stones --- GREAT SONG!!!

  • THIS DUDE LOOOOOVES THE PENIS

  • mitt romney's creepy as hell

  • Gingrich is an ewalk...

    Ron Paul for the long hall

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  • Mitt bought and paid for by the bankers!!!!!! Ron Paul..

  • Mitt romney- really rich, creepy smile

    Newt Grinch- Big head, looks like keebler elf

    santorum- don't even get me started

    R.P or R.I.P America

  • @yh3e RON PAUL 2012

  • @yh3e dont be delusional. mitt for prez!

  • Lame, lame, lame...

  • Mitt Romney is the best chance to turn America around. Ron Paul has great ideals and I agree with his principles of liberty and limited government, but who has the proven experience actually balancing large budgets in the private and public sectors? Mitt Romney actually has the administrative and managerial capability to lead a turnaround of America.

  • @neverstopgrowing728 Whaaaat? He bought out a bunch of businesses and sold off their assets firing tons of people from their jobs. Mitt Romney is just going to be a punching bag for Obama so he can stay in office. Type MittvMitt into the youtube search bar.

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  • MITT ROMNEY 2012 SCREW RON PRICK!

  • this is fucking stupid

  • I think Mitt is a pretty smart guy. America would be a better place if we had a non-politician in the white house

  • Mitt the Satanic Mormon, puppet for his Zionist (faux Jewish) handlers at Bain Capital. Bain is owned by Zio-faux-Jew Crown family of Chicago who own General Dynamics. These creatures have made $5 billion so far from the ZioWarsForIsrahell. Amerika is goin down faster than Anderson Cooper-Vanderbilt dives for teabags.

  • He looks so helpless and insecure... probably pushed up there to become more likeable.. big fail

  • @HarmonyTea1984 i'd rather have a introvert than a great talker who's in the white house screwing things up

  • Fuck this scumbag

  • PAPERWORK = MONEY

  • Thats my paper you're taking, and the work I did to earn in, asshole.....

  • Romney religion is a cult and it's bat shit crazy. look up what mormons believe. google it or even look it up on youtube. you will be amazed how insane his beliefs are.

  • RON PAUL 2012 !!! Like to make your opinion heard.

  • @akshayzz1 If you're going to just say 'vote for Ron Paul' you shouldn't watch positive videos about him :/

  • SAY NO TO MITT ROMNEY DONT WANT A CANDIDATE LIKE HIM WHO IS AGAINST IMMIGRANTS, GAY MARRIAGE AND EDUCATION WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS MAKE YOUR BEST DECISION DONT WANT A MISTAKE WE COULD AS ONE EVERYBODY SHOULD DESERVE TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY

  • RON PAUL 2012

  • The number 1 should be HE WEARS MAGIC UNDERWEAR

  • Romney is a douche. He doesn't believe any of this shit. He just spews what everyone wants to hear. Ron Paul on the other hand...

    RON PAUL 2012!!!

  • @caronthegerman Ron Paul is a seething racist homophobe.

  • @gabsylv

    LIES! and you can choke on your own VOMIT!

  • @gabsylv

    All of the candidates are...

  • @gabsylv actually he's not that was a rumour started by the corporate media and and all you gullible Americans believe it.

  • yeah, what a ''maverick', no tie ....

  • Do'nt ask again, He will Flip Flop his answers.... "RON PAUL 2012!"

  • There is no doubt that oprah is his half sister. He's identical to Obama!

  • Eyeopening - He holds a corp. in his left hand. Then, he buys a corp. with his right hand. He uses the corp. in his right hand, to borrow money, and buy stock from the corp. in his left hand. The corp. in his right hand, continues to borrow, and buy, until it cannot repay. Then, the corp in his right hand is forced into bankruptcy. He fires all the people, and liquidates assets, while his left hand holds all the borrowed money, plus cash from liquidated assets. Lives are ruined. Copy/Paste this

  • Lol! Republican, Democrat, Moderate, who gives a shit; I love seeing famous and popular figures do things like this. So funny.

  • You look and act very presidential there, Mitt.

  • @mtgreengarden I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • This was awful. When I read the title to this video, I was expecting 10 of the hundreds of corrupt things I know about Mitt Romney to be aired to sheeple! DAMMIT SO CLOSE!

    Ron Paul 2012

  • "I got into politics for the piles and piles of..." MONEY.

  • This is a great example of what an inexperienced prostitute he is. I take pleasure in the fact that it looks like he wants to cry.

  • when did he have time to write a book?

  • The fact is, and it's outrageous, that Mitt Romney believes that he will become a literal Mormon God and be given and rule his own kingdom/planet. No lie. The book CAN MITT ROMNEY SERVE TWO MASTERS will scare the pants off of you when you see what he really believes....you will question how any sane person could place this man in the highest office in the land.

  • #10 is hilarious...the rest are laaaame.

  • You'll never catch Ron Paul doing this.

  • RON PAUL 2012!

  • @ElementHDMac lol 15 years old canadian - average person of ron paul supporters kinder garten hippies hell yeah

  • @Agentyra895 um no. average ron paul supporter, any one with a brain. not all hippies.

    When the Federal Reserve loans out money to the US at interest and debt can never be payed back, and all you voters think thats not a problem by showing by not voting ron paul, then we see lack of brain.

  • @ElementHDMac a 15 year old canadian trying to make me vote for ron paul on caucus

    dont you think you discredit ron paul this way?

    all ron paul supporters i even know some in real life its youngsters with no education some are foreign-born with no american citizenship yet in virginia

    and the worst they have no identification they dont care whos face to vote either ron paul or kucinich

    tho' they both have no plan to create anything only destroy

    I would vote devil against ron paul on caucus

  • @Agentyra895 so i guess the majority of americans are what you described because he is in the top tier. ignorance. you can't even back up what you say with facts about for example, the federal reserve is not so bad etc etc. Not even that! Im glad I was born in Canada. USA? HA. Keep on going. The wool is pulled over your eyes little sheep. Everyone in Canada would be laughing at you. Ignorant brainwashed dumbass, no evidence to back up his statements.

  • @ElementHDMac look at him he says he doesnt care about USA but goes in every video to say ron paul 2012

    like ron paul is a presidential candidate in canada? oh wait UK queen is choosing you a president or right a general governor something like this

    why dont you build up conspiracy theories over that thing rather than UNITED STATES federal reserve (not even CANADIAN federal reserve)

    i can tell the same your the sheep led by british monarchy, good tho im no hipster

  • @ElementHDMac i think theres no better system than federal reserve as its controlled by every american bank stock keeper though i bet you dont know what is this you must be busy watching sesame street lol right

  • @Agentyra895 HAHAHA. You like the Fed? You like the fact that they print unlimited amounts of money, devalue your currency, make your wages go down, make goods more expensive. Please.

  • @ElementHDMac i know how the canada works better than even canadian though 15 years old

    british queen can declare war against any country in the world among with countries shes ruling through general-governors: canada australia new zealand and some small islands

    i dont know what do you mean why you argue with me if you dont know the economy lol

    ok first time in history i began discussion with a ron paul fan... im disappointed i thought he could throw out at me something better

  • @ElementHDMac And the number one thing you don't know about Mitt Romney is

    Mitt Romney: I'm voting for Ron Paul!

  • Was this supposed to be funny?

  • #4 was absolutely priceless... too bad this candidate isn't.

  • is letterman supposed to be a comedian? maybe there is a cultural barrier, but he is just not funny.

  • what joke rp 2012

  • wake up rp 2012 

  • GO MITT! Yeah!

  • Ron Paul!!

  • Vote for Mittens if you wanna Bush playback. Vote for Obama if you want a rewind of the last 4 yrs. Me, I'm taking my ticket away from the jackass and the pachyderm.

    Ron Paul '12.

  • Who is Ron Paul? Google Him!

  • OBAMNEY!

    Between January and September 2011, Mitt Romney’s Bain Capital gave Barack Obama $27,500!

    So far this year, Bain Capital donated $123,200 to the Democratic National Committee. They also donated to a Romney super PAC; $1.25 million!

    Romney’s companies have sent 25% of this year’s donations to the Democrats, while in 2008, 2/3 of their money went to Obama!

    Donkey or Elephant – Corporations keep them FED.

    Please give Ron Paul some consideration. I’m not a kid; I’m a university professor.

  • Dinosaur media ignores Ron Paul but the rest of the nation doesn't. Ron's Iran policy is the same as the generals and admirals in the military. Are they crazy? For those of us who were Reagan Republicans, Ron Paul reminds us why we came: smaller government, a better economy, and better foreign relations. Carl Rove says we've gone so far right that we came out on the left. Was Reagan left too? Candidates mirror Ron Paul from four years ago. Where will they be in four more? END OBIE'S TYRANNY!

  • I came to watch a video about Mitt Romney on David Letterman, and all the comments are about Ron Paul.

  • What is the deal with Ron Paul? Damn hipsters who have no idea about politics...

    Obama 2012 - Only Good Choice

  • Mitt's father was the first Mexican-American (born in Chihuaha) to run for President of the United States but was not an asshole like his son.

    Mitt Romney's ancestral line goes to 1 of the original mormon apostles, and that gives him high rank in Mormanism. They fled to Mexico to flee US law. Mitt's father slipped back across the Rio Grande but out of 165 of his first cousins (with polygamy this happens), many Romneys stayed in Mexico and are there today.

  • Isn't it pathetic? This is a Mitt Romney vid...and the two highest-rated comments...are about Ron Paul....

  • 2012 for Ron Paul &

    2012 for Ron Paul &

    2012 for Ron Paul &

    2012 for Ron Paul &

  • Top Ten is always such a lame a segment in the show, they need to lose it for something else.

  • goldman sachs must be so proud

  • bought out piece of shit

  • Wow and to think this guy could actually become president, at least when Ron Paul comes onto these late night shows he doesnt resort to lame ass bullshit like this.

  • Mitt Romney seems like a nice guy. But he is also a spineless flop flopper who tells people what they want to hear in order to get elected. He's flipped on EVERY issue!

  • I feel like there are a lot more than ten things that we don't know about Mitt. But I can certainly not say the same about Ron PAUL.

  • I wish Letterman would stop laughing at his own jokes.

  • @evanhaynes64 He is laughing because they are NOT his jokes, he has writers that write everything for him. They are all frauds including Jon Stuart, all have writers who write 99% of their jokes.

  • i really think thtat guy in the shades is so freakin annoying

  • See the clip, "what Mormons believe"

  • Mormonism is a Cult Mitt has lost all sound judgment to endorse a cult that exults a Child pedophile polygamist , and rapist Joesph Smith.

    Mormonism is the very definition of religious deception. He believes that he will be a god of his own planet one day. If you can understand that the Mormon doctrine is a lie, a cult, and heresy of the first order... what can you understand?

    Mormonism is a lie. When I figured out Glen Beck was one, he lost credibility as a loon does.

  • @EF2000CanFly you must live a sad sorry life, where do you get your information from... kim il jong, you sound like him.

  • @Alchemist1330 do a search for the Mormon faith..... this guy is a fanatical mormon believer of Joesph Smith

  • @EF2000CanFly I am LDS and we are not a cult, and there is nothing fanatical about any of us, also we believe joesph smith was a prophet but we don't worship him. you know nothing, plus find me a single piece of evidence that joesph smith was a pedophile or a racist, you are a very back ward ignorant person. Also is you say pedophile you don't need to add the word child just a little double affirmitive lesson for you.