Project: Rant - RANT 074: I Hate Hello

[MrChaunceyMusic]

if somone tries to fist bumb me i cover there fist with my hand and say

"paper beats rock bitch dismissed"

[KattxGunji]

I can completely relate to this video, 'cause my dad does that staring, "What's wrong?" when I'm not smiling, thing. Can I please... please... just rest my face for a fucking second?! I have chronic depression, I think I should be allowed to take a breather from social expectations while I finally get a break and watch some t.v. -_-

[wtfnord]

as an antisocial socially awkward actual asshole, I can completely relate to this rant.

[USRecoveryV2Kx]

@wtfnord

me too *bro fist*

[BroncoBoi39]

Agent Washington, is that You

[InfuserGod]

"I hope he just goes and fists himself"

O_o

I'm gonna puke

[Gnickk]

I've always hated the fist thing.

[jennavelasco]

rant: I FREAKIN HATE TURTLE NECKS! TT-TT

[TheTortugaTanker]

ROFLMAO!!!

[BoomBoomCherrycherry]

Your eyes...are amazing!

[DevilWomanCake]

I think he has a crush on you.

[jublywubly]

I hate any sort of hand touching stuff like that, including the obligatory shaking hands. What's with all that? It's like giving a mutual hand-wank.

[yoshi570]

LOL, Im 101,010

[KomputerGeek35]

LOL! Where have I seen this guy before.

[kingcherub]

StrongBad says,"The office dullard is a cleaver foe."

[AniRemi]

Lex Luthor says what?

[Takerfan57]

Agent Washington! Holy Shit!

[ForceRecon198]

This guy looks like a Steve Jobs from 20 years ago.

[irockdudeoo7]

go fist youself XD

[Iootordie]

The pure irony of hosting a rant on how people hate project rant would be interesting.

[ProjectRANT]

@Iootordie Check out episode #86 and stay tuned for episode #100 :)

[Iootordie]

@ProjectRANT

I've watched the video.

I didn't laugh, but there were many interesting points within the video.

I liked it, and accepted your friend request simply because I have no qualms advertising for someone who's point is to "make fun" (and subsequently try to make a point off) of those who always have to spout their inane drivel about the most unimportant and illogical "events" that happened in their life.

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@Iootordie Thanks for the support. Hopefully we'll get a laugh out of you one of these days. :)

[totalditz4life]

I loved the mysterious fist..... & I am glad your hand made it out without any damages because you must continue these videos!

[ncfwhitetigress]

i think it would've been funnier if in the last clip he had punched the other fist rly rly hard instead of giving it the bird

[ProjectRANT]

@ncfwhitetigress But then this couldn't have been written, for that... that was my hand. ;) Thanks for watching!

[DudleyaSetchellii]

Just tell him to punch you in the face, arms or neck.

Better yet, when he starts down the isle, JUMP UP AND DANCE OVER TO HIM IN A CUTE, AGRESSIVE WAY. If his reactions are appreciative... well then do what ever you want. You could take up bellydancing if you want to. (Warning: this was a joke. If I misspelled any words or if this seems offensive I meant it in a kind hearted, joking way. It was not intended to be taken any other way so leave your psychosis out of it. I know he's an actor.)

[verynicelookingguy]

Instead of fist bumps, why not start a new trend..like butt bumps?

[TheOverduebooks9]

XD his fist turns into a middle finger XD

[cid776]

WTF MATE!

[QueenHayley]

People who are "air sick". I hate those people...

[mrbunnylamakins]

Take a black permanent marker and mark a x across his fist

[Rlnthndr]

 AGENT WASHINGTON!!!!!!!

[bungholio80]

So these are real posts that people made? where from? This one's hilarious

[ProjectRANT]

@bungholio80 This one was sent directly to us... we think.

[soaffb1337]

i hate how this guy looks, talks, and dresses

[gtxprince]

@soaffb1337 I hate this whole channel maybe i should rant about it.

[ProjectRANT]

@gtxprince Send it in, we love hate mail! Thanks for watching!

[gtxprince]

@ProjectRANT Only if I could do the video.

[ProjectRANT]

@gtxprince Shoot it, we'll post it.

[jaethenfalcon]

1:05 was EPIC!

[verynicelookingguy]

I can see this guy on SNL...seriously!

[ProjectRANT]

@verynicelookingguy Search for "Backpack Picnic" a sketch show Shannon was a big part of.

[verynicelookingguy]

@ProjectRANT good actor! More rants by Shannon!..PLEASE?

[sammyruo]

with all the baldness and fist pounding, he's almost like howie mendell lol

[mnyfrsh]

Dude.

Stop shaving your head.

It's better to be bald(ing) naturally than look like a newborn.

[PageofLegend]

@mnyfrsh no man, its those guys walking around with no hair on top, but hair on the sides and back, looking like bozo the clown haircuts. jsut buzz it and admit youre bald.

[ochahane]

My dad always fist bumps me, but I actually like fist bumping people so I don't mind. And whats even better, my dad always does a weird-ass-finger-wiggle-thing after I fist bump him, as if his fist blew up or something. Lol :D

But, I do hate it when people talk to me when I'm working. It's frikin' annoying. >:C

[Backwardskey]

Well, I hate fritos, and girdles, and french toast, and scrambled eggs (:P) and llama farts, and oblivious people, and overly spicy nachos, and porn songs, and yahoo, and root beer candy, and care bears, and thick spaghetti noodles, and rainbows, and abstract art, and anime, and constipation, and gushy love, and chickflicks, and those fartknockers from Twilight, and MW2, and....( To be continued..)

[videoshinbo]

classic move at the end there mate.

[lovelypiglet92994]

haha i LOVE red vs blue

[josephmlong]

i can relate to this

[666slink]

He would probably be happier if he got an atomic fist bump instead of a regular fist bump.

[Ooxie1]

my dad does that. and i fucking hate it.

[zBoyGames]

@Ooxie1 :o holy piss shit my dad does that too!!!!!!!!! and if i dont do it back he'll just hold his fist there until i do!!!!!!!! people these days....

[Ooxie1]

@zBoyGames its so annoying! it's like stop acting like a twenty year old toooool bag

[BanditKitteh]

Oh man, this was too funny!

"I could always just tell him to go fist himself.." haha!

And then end was hilarious.

[NekoMimi03]

dude, my friend is just like this. I wont have a smile on my face, and he'll immediatly ask whats wrong. hes considerade and all, but its freaking annoying!

[Drake14161337]

Sounds annoying though

[NauiBitchtl]

I think he wants to pound you, alright. You could consider being rude, but that shit gets you into trouble in an office. You know, like say something?

'Hey, I like you, but I'm trying to work here'? Although they'd probably call you a terrorist and say you violated their workplace violence policy. Or say you were a bigot.  So maybe ranting is the best option.

[shylildude]

this guy's name is shannon? he should've done the parents who name their kids the same thing rant

[caramonspace]

Maybe he likes you

[funnybunny2304]

"What the f*ck mate?!" xDDDD

[markquimby82]

I think I must work at the same place with the original ranter...."pound guy's" name is Jeff

[PRussell303]

didn't seem much like a rant, just bitching :) the other ones were better.

[turbokaz92]

okay mr. anti-social. Let's see how you'll react if no one ever says hello to you ever again?

[jellybellylify]

@turbokaz92 Ok mr. social. Let's see how you'll react if someone purposely says hi to you every 5 seconds. Seriously, I know how it feels. It's really fricken annoying. xD

[yusufer5000]

Just mix it up. Put your hand out as if he was handing your something, or grab it and say paper covers rock.

[FascistSocialist]

The dude doing "the pound" off the camera was hilarious.

[Justinkark123]

its actually called a knuckle touch :)

[goatnuts8288]

He probably thought you were like Howie Mandel for some unbeknown reason to me.......... haha

[rcslash26]

What an annoying co-worker that guy has. Repeatedly fist bumping all day? What has the world come to.

[ApertureAce]

What's wrong with that guy? It seems like the kind of guy I would want to work with... Seems pretty nice.

[hyperwires]

I have a friend that does this, too. xD

[jammmes2007]

this is stupid as helll

[xEaglewingA21x]

hello

[PrimusRaxus]

its fucking lex luthor!!!

[GlassAngel100]

i like the end hehe

[Shamp00000]

This happens to me soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much..

[19Iceformation91]

Wow this is so stupid you cant even take a generus hello? How fucking selfish -.-

[ryleeandsadiewifeys]

that sounds extremely annoying i cant stand people who constantly spew there happiness like its horse shit everywhere either

[xX73ChevelleXx]

LOL Go fist yourself XD I'm going to have to start using that line. Thanks :)

[TangoCharlie3]

is this guy in a rooster teeth short? If anyone knows for sure if this is the same guy, let me know

[ProjectRANT]

@TangoCharlie3 Yes. That's him!

[snagglescat]

@TangoCharlie3: Yeah. It's totally Shannon McCormick, a.k.a. Agent Washington from Seasons 6-8. If you close your eyes while listening to him you can tell that it's him (you'll know him by his voice).

[ProjectRANT]

@snagglescat Also check him out in the comedy troupe "Backpack Picnic" (search for it!) -He has some great moments in those as well.

[sadogre]

@TangoCharlie3 Hey, yep, that's me. Shannon McCormick. I do stuff with Rooster Teeth as well, including playing Agent Washington in RvB. Thanks for noticing.

[MarioMaster95]

@TangoCharlie3 he plays agent washington in red vs blue machinima, and he is in the "recording session" short aswell as the "conspiracy weary" short..  Im awsome cause I know stuff.

[kscraig12]

LOL these rant videos are awesome

[kyleisreallycool]

I hate bald faggots like you

[ProjectRANT]

@kyleisreallycool You sound a bit repressed. It's OK to like bald men. If you're gay, just accept it dude. The actor here is married with two kids.

[09ikeanmike56]

@ProjectRANT hahaha good comeback!!

[Pyrotech56]

Sounds like a personal problem to me. Want him to go away? Ask him out on a date.

[wolfeprocter]

Please do not greet excessively or obnoziously.

[JuggaloKyle]

Quite Agent Washington! We all know you love Rooster Teeth fist bumps!

[KaminoProductions]

This is stupid.

[Jkwan000]

I know how he feels.. :(

[espaghetti99]

Nice and stuff??? You look like someone I would never give a fist pound.

[plowboy9991]

whose the one wearing a turtleneck sweater here?

[ProjectRANT]

@plowboy9991 Well played sir. Well... played.

[terror923]

lol at the end he flicks the fist off

[ProjectRANT]

@terror923 shh...

[Thepikminking111]

@ProjectRANT He really just doesn't likes the fist pound when and the hellos when he is working and he hates it when they come repeatedly every day for the entire time he is at work.

[Toadworld]

@terror923 no ..NO HE DOESNT

[MarioMaster95]

OMG its washington from red vs blue.....im serious

[ProjectRANT]

@MarioMaster95 Indeed.

[AflackduckWii]

@MarioMaster95 haha i thought so!

[FSiZNiGhTmArE]

@MarioMaster95 halo?

[MarioMaster95]

@FSiZNiGhTmArE yep

[masterchief1658]

@MarioMaster95 OMG!!!! it is!

[s241914]

HAHAHAHA that guy he works with is gay. haha also "go fist himself"

[gallumhrasha]

the guy is just happy, I mean office jobs are boring as fuck, someone needs to lighten the mood

[Musicxjunkie84]

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL....

[MegaDarkDays]

Lol @ using soundtrack pro noises

[ProjectRANT]

@MegaDarkDays :)

[PoppyTheQueen]

Oh my god, his eyes are gorgeous.

[sadogre]

@PoppyTheQueen Why thank you.

[PoppyTheQueen]

@sadogre You're the actor in the video?

[sadogre]

@PoppyTheQueen yep, that's me.

[PoppyTheQueen]

@sadogre /insertkeymashhere/ Oh my, seriously?! >////> I didn't think you'd see my comment.

[originalsparrow]

@PoppyTheQueen i know! i thought i was the only one who noticed right away! :)

[stormbird451]

This ranter is my hero.

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

haha "go fist himself"

[PsyIn2D]

Hahaha tell him to go fist himself xD... thats definitely the way to go. lol.

[Utopiansybill]

is "Hi" better?

[NVevan]

wtf does he have cancer?

[boosythecat]

@NVevan male pattern baldness

[tetsubo57]

Hello!