Michael McIntyre: wrong number conversation

[thagrammarnazi]

He reminds me of a more hyper version of Ben from 'Outnumbered'.

[yellowpotondesk]

@thagrammarnazi how can ben be any more hyper than he already is?

[thagrammarnazi]

@yellowpotondesk By speaking ten times faster, erratically changing the pitch of his voice and shaking his hair like a nutter.

[krazylolable]

do you love me? i am at the top of a high building and if not i will commit suicide

erm...wrong number?

dammit

[DiannaColfer]

Hey you alright! yeah im good how are you? im great thanks, so sue said you're unwell? Yeah she did, i mean after having a baby, its quite annoying:LL YOU HAD A BABY?! yeah did you not notice the giant tummy i had? NO?! who is this? dianna? whos this jane? oh i think i have the wrong number, good luck with your baby! thank you, good luck with your phone calls! -try again- hey you alright! its the same number the pregnant lady?! uhh yeah?? oh for gods sake, bye! bye! -.-

[fifigurl1999]

oh , so thats where sue went

[wangchcarol]

is this improv?

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@wangchcarol Yeah, they get given a topic and have to make up what they can

[wangchcarol]

@slightlyinsaneFTW wow impressive~ thanks~

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@wangchcarol Yeah, I thought so too. And you're welcome!

[ThePiedPumpkin]

@wangchcarol Yes.

[pravkdey]

Did Sue turn into Brain Blessed?

[cbrusharmy]

Have you ever dialed the correct number, but then changed your mind/forgot about the planned conversation and pretended to have dialed incorrectly? That's wierd.

[aomega6]

Normally not a big Michael McIntyre fan... but this was great.

[Jackerzzful]

why is it whenever you call the wrong number they always answer... ? :S

[geoblocks34]

lol

[ollytennant]

I lived in the Middle East and Arabs just can't comprehend that they've possibly dialled the wrong number.

Me: Hello?

Them: Mamoud?

Me: No I think you have the wrong number.

Them: Mamoud?

Me: -______-

[joowantitjoogotit]

@ollytennant LOL. This is so true!!! Whats worse is when they keep calling back.

[767Sandie]

what show is this from?



[willjgl]

@767Sandie Mock the Week

[xXxcrackakilla69xXx]

hahaha i get it he's noticed something about my life hahaha gotta go x factor is on!!!

[glorymanunited18]

@tedaus5 how is he a bad comedian?

[Tedaus5]

Bad comedian

[frasuss]

who is the girl?

[MontyPythonX]

@frasuss Thats Lucy Porter...who i am going to marry one day ;D

[millerhxc]

@MontyPythonX no....i am! haha



[UrigellaGaming]

So many of McIntyres jokes are re-writes of lee evans jokes. He's not bad, but some more of his own stuff would help him out.

[sindredit]

Sound sucks!

[middy444]

I love this guy.

[EXetoC]

I love it when he says hello with that voice :-D

[7373katie]

I know a boy named Sue.

Johnny Cash referance, ohh yeah. ;D

[Yessir432]

I gave th 2000th like!

[meda789]

lol

[Davidboskett]

My names Dave, and my mums called Sue :P

[abbiepease13]

Love him.

[ToRiHale]

Sue got a sore throat

[lizzzthelizzardono]

what episode is this?

[warbuttons]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Did frankie boyle actually laugh at someone else's joke????

[SlayerDarth]

@warbuttons This is McIntyre we're talking about. He might even have the uncanny ability of making Hugh Dennis laugh.

[YesIamEccentric]

I don't know a Sue or a Dave... :/

[LovePoliceManchester]

@YesIamEccentric

im a dave and my mums a sue

[iHaveNoIMagination09]

I laughed more at the comments people have have shared about their calls then the video lol!

[markflack]

I've watched this over and over and it still makes me crease up everytime..

[lajollacat]

This happened to me today. A woman answered and I said, "Jonathan?" It wasn't.

[xDussix]

Dial a random number

"Oh, I HOPE ITS DAVE!"

[DreamsCatcher101]

I was at a friends house a few years back and his cousin walked in, I knew him from the local pub and started with the usual "hows things" and that sort of stuff. About 3 mins in i wondered why he was looking at me like i got a dildo strapped to my forehead, then his brother walked in behind me and "you not met paul have you?". Fucker was a twin and i didn't know and was talking to the wrong on.

[TheAdnaan88]

sue

[VaginaBoob1000]

when i seen this on t.v i nearly poo'd from laughing so hard

[10400274]

@VaginaBoob1000 i'd see a dcotor if i were you, thats fucked up

[VaginaBoob1000]

@10400274 hahahahahahaahaha i am fucked up

[lolmisssadie]

I went to phone my friend and I got the wrong number and I said "hi its Sadie" the woman was like "Oh great! I'll just get Joe" then there was a pause and i was thinking my friends name is Wendy... Then this guy was just like "Hi babe, I got everything for tonight" and i was like "Errrm... would you like to order a pizza?" then he rang off.

[kimiwhoowhoos]

I've got one for Michael! Why is it, when you have caller ID you still answer with 'Hello?' when you know who the person is? Then when you answer with their name it's not them?

[tweenvids1]

you ring the wrong number, they pick up and then 2 hours later and unknown number calls you. its the same person asking why the fuck you called them

[nilliterto]

MY GAWD THIS GUY IS GOOD

[Chaarzane]

..HEY BABE

you got the wrong number mate

oh..

[Vikaix]

I'm crying with laughter! Omg LOL

[ShLo16]

It is sue something terrible has happend to me thank god you phoned !!

[PuppyLover4317]

funny how Michael seems to speak words without making his mouth move to look like the words he is speaking!

[markflack]

That's sooooo funny!!!

[xxxkimododragonxxx]

Brian Blessed was on his phone!?!

[CRAZY4MUSIC11]

One time I asked my friend to give me John's phone number. She ended up giving me John's number, but this John lived on the other side of the country and went to a different college. The conversation: *hi, John?* *yeah hi* * the lecture is on!* *What lecture* *hd&bs!* *what? who is this?* *Maria! We only talked this morning when I told you it isn't on* *where are you?* *college! you?* *college* *well it's on now* *is it not at 10.30* *no, now* *i think you have the wrong number* *no, it's me!*

[MelugoAlyan]

one time someone kept calling my house asking to speak to this person.And I said she had the wrong number,but she insisted on calling over and over and I finaly said:"Im sorry, but I have bad news for you. He died". She never called again. lol..it was mean though,but she was annoying me.

[BlackAssassinBlade]

Whenever you dial the wrong number they're always in aren't they

[marcusb341]

@BlackAssassinBlade LOL lee evans

[heroicjanitor]

@BlackAssassinBlade Otherwise you would never know it was wrong :p

[BlackAssassinBlade]

@heroicjanitor True

[books0from0boxes]

@heroicjanitor  answering machines usually identify whose number you've dialed though.

[RespectManutd]

@BlackAssassinBlade Well if you called a wrong number and they don't pick up, then you'll never know that it was a wrong number. So obviously everytime you find out it was a wrong number, they have to be in because that's usually the only way of you knowing it's wrong.

[JTudders]

@BlackAssassinBlade If they weren't, you wouldn't realize you'd dialled the wrong number in the first place xD

[BlackAssassinBlade]

@JTudders You could hear the answer machine message and not recognise the voice

[birminghambred]

@BlackAssassinBlade Lee Evens ;)

[aidand1234]

@BlackAssassinBlade Lee Evans joke

[aghiarasberry]

@BlackAssassinBlade who is in`?

[BlackAssassinBlade]

@aghiarasberry the person you call by mistake

[aghiarasberry]

@BlackAssassinBlade oh sorry i was a bit tired at the time, i get it, ye i know what you mean

[InsanicManiac]

@BlackAssassinBlade that is so true. The worst thing is if you realize you've made a mistake and hang up before they've answered, they bloody call back don't they.

[moniflower89]

@BlackAssassinBlade If they weren't in then you wouldn't know you had the wrong number. You'd think you had called the right number but they weren't in.

[JBroMCMXCI]

@BlackAssassinBlade Lee Evans? ;)

[StephenJamesJuice]

@BlackAssassinBlade No.

[Annoyingthing321]

With some comedians, their laughter is different, McIntyre especially. If you listen to a bad comedian (or a comedian below Michaels class) it sounds like a chuckle or a simple laugh. You listen to Michael's laughs - 90% of the time they're hysterical or silent laughing

[JasonMakesMontages]

I once called the wrong number so when I said "sorry I think i've got the wrong number" I thought they hung up so I shouted "BITCH" down the mic and after a couple seconds before I put the phone down I heard a quiet "what?" So i shat myself and hung up. :)

[MrYegamister12]

not his best work

[TheMariola14]

I phoned my doctor's recently...ended up being a Mercedes showroom! Had a v emabarrasing conversation before i realised my mistake!

[markflack]

Sue?????...lol

[Lillybee18]

My friend once phoned me and I picked up the phone but for some weird reason couldn't say 'hello'. The conversation went thus:

Friend: Hello?

Me: Oh hi, I was just phoning to...

And then I remembered she was the one who phoned me and I had nothing to say!

[Leprechaun06]

Lucy Porter. Giggity.

[Quartz91]

Whos the pretty girl ? :D

[SausageMunchingNinja]

@Anabolicmutant ameem :)

[LFCEOIN]

thank you for giving quotes the highest rated comments. Im deaf

[Quacki29]

I once had a phone conversation with my m8 and hung up to check something. A few minutes later I went to call her back and pressed redial. This man answered and automatically I said 'sorry wrong number' and hung up. Then I realised it was my grandad who my mum had called after I hung up with my friend! I'd just hung up on him! Very stupid thing to do!

[dustcloud36]

I watched this a week ago and then the next day I had this happen.

[MusicMadSuperAwesome]

I am a teenage girl, and I had pretty much this EXACT conversation on the phone with someone who thought I was Carl. XD

[ghostie7790]

HE'S awsome! and i love how natural he is.. he dosnt curse to be funny... hes just naturally funny

[AnabolicMutant]

Very good, very funny!

Michael Macintyre is very good and funny and what's better is the fact he doesn't use extreme vulgarities in order to try to be funny but he is just a naturally funny guy. I also like the fact he is always jolly and vibrant too, as he comes across as a nice guy. May allah guide him to islaam and give him paradise, aameen.

I do like Michael, and out of all comedians i think he is at the very top. Just look at how well he freestyles this one and without vulgarity too!

[BadmanZyd]

@AnabolicMutant get your islamic bullshit off of the video

[GainingBananas]

@BadmanZyd Leave off the guy, he's wishing good things to Michael.

[AnabolicMutant]

@BadmanZyd

Shut up, you evil maniac!

Fascist idiot! I have every right to the freedom of speech just like everyone else and you have no right to say what you have said because a freedom does not exist where it infringes the rights of others, causes civil unrest or a breach of the peace, and so on.

Your filthy tongue is what speaks BS!

[VVooDz]

I phoned my sister once and ended speaking to what I thought was her boyfriend. The the conversation was quite normal...

"Hello"

"Hey there, ahright"

"Yeah.. Good mate... Yourself?"

"Yeah, yeah good"

At that point I realised I didn't recognise the voice and said "That's not john is it?"

His reply was "No it's not"

I'd only gone and dialled Weymouth instead of Doncaster.

[alexhamster1134]

@VVooDz cool story bro

[JeniTheFlamingo]

Mcintyre is the best :L

[tomgarify]

When Frankie Boyle laughs and applauds you know it must be funny !!!

[womanpleazer]

55 people are named sue and somthing terrible has happend to them!

[PiggyDies1]

I hope its dave!

[JessMurgatroyd]

Oh god, so funny!!!!!!!

[fatslurp]

I would like to punch the little fucker.....

[LoxiDays33]

I HOPE ITS DAVE! xD 

[Deanocfc]

hahahahahha

[BootySophie]

Oh it's not Dave, I'll try again! :L

[SoundsLikeGoodNews]

the sue bit sounded like brian blessid!!!

[mecagoenlaleche98]

No, and if you complied of any intelligence you would realize that my name is Spanish. But i just do not understand the philosaphy you hold towards watching comedians you do not like on youtube, than annoying everyone by writing an absurd comment. I am not saying this on behalf of Michael, but on behalf of youtube fans: "Piss off".

[loonygoldfish]

michaels hilarious

[pokexplosion21]

Hope it's Dave!

[fatslurp]

I'd like to punch him.....



[mecagoenlaleche98]

@fatslurp oh my god, if you dont like him you lowlife with no taste in comedy, DONT WATCH HIS VIDEOS. im sure if michael met you hed punch you aswell, you seem like a very annoying person.Michael is a very good comedian and if you cant accept it, dont bother saying bad commnts about him. there.

[fatslurp]

@mecagoenlaleche98 What are you? One of his relatives?

[TheSmudge123]

Gasmini81 u r a frkin idiot he's hilerious !!

[cantthinkovname]

The female comic has a great rack x

[trulybridget]

I literally laugh till I cry on this and then I have to pee. He's epic!

[spalexy]

penis

[TomHarryDougieDanny]

Sue is the only name I have, I'll run with sue on this!

[ManUMan2008]

How can you dislike this? Michael McIntyre is a comedy genius.

[EnvyPiecesOfRainbow]

@ManUMan2008 i can handle them not liking it but i dont get why they spend their own time watching it... quite sad

i love michael mcintyre!! so funny :D

[dannycalypse]

This is hilarious. :D We had a short-lived show similar to this one in Germany, it was awful.

[hollyrogs]

46 people dial any number at random

[GOTHICforLIFE1]

which season is it Michael Mc' joins the pannel at this show?

[vinnyflintoff]

Doesnt lucy porter look a lot like the columnist for the financial times Chystia Freeland? just sayin..

[heyloSARAHandCLARICE]

'it isnt dave, i'll try again!' LOL xD

[bluemusicpeace]

@tommyxmagee lol hes alright but people make such a fuss that you wanna say 'CALM DOWN DONT SHIT YOURSELF'

[tommyxmagee]

1543 missed the dislike button if you ask me

[xxxbongosxxx]

1:00 and im in stitches

[devilgirl1213]

@Omgtym8 Oh good, lets throw in some mindless homophobia

[devilgirl1213]

@Omgtym8 Oh good, lets throw in some mindless homophobia

[SalieriFoe]

That was brilliant! What is this show/segment?

[emilychickkx]

met him in real life yesterday, he's such a lovely person, and he's hilarious in real life!

[kirstsugar]

@emilychickkx ah so did..he is really nice. He tripped over as he came in it was so funny lol :D x

[MsCalmbeforethestorm]

Sue?

[Raida7]

thank god you've phoned!

[JulietteKawala]

Frankie laughed which means Michael is awesome. Michael is awesome anyway. MICHAEL RULES<3

[MagicTalkingLeopard]

I don't know why people find him funny. He has no formula to any of his jokes, it's just all loud noises and shaking his head a lot. Although to be fair, most comedians nowadays aren't that great, even Frankie Boyle has gone downhill. :(

[Tigerlillyrox123]

OK GUYS! EVERYONES HAVING A GO AT ME FOR MY COMMENT BUT LISTEN UP! I WAS ACTUALLY HAVING A GO ABOUT SOMEONE WHO SAID MICHAEL MACINTYRE SUCKS!! I LOVE MICHAEL HE IS LEGEND!! GOT IT? cool beans ;D <3

[keithjas]

LMAO!!!!

[retteretter]

@pinkygod It's not quite scripted, but they get a lot of the material before the show and they can have a think about what they want to say.

Scripting would suggest there's writers, but that's only for Dara, otherwise all the humour would be the same.

[ionbc]

@pinkygod figured it was all too well rehearsed

[ionbc]

was that all improvised?

[fashionduck13]

@doosher well you did watch it which probely means u do like michael mcintyre and if you didn't you probely wouldn't search it and what's the point in commenting if u hated it tht much so your a ........……

You think of an answer :)

[Sesquipedaliantique]

@fashionduck13 It was in related vids.

[BryanAJParry]

What's the name of that female comedian in the green? I've seen her before -- quite funny -- but I can't remember the blimming name!!!

[dcshoecousa101]

@BryanAJParry Lucy Porter. :)

[o0OGotMilkO0o]

Ah frankie boyle and michael mcintyre the deadliest combination of comedians in history :P

[ChrisMrWain]

funny funny man

[Tigerlillyrox123]

@XxZNBxX no I was replying to your comment about blainyrules - I love michael he's amazing ! Sorry about the misunderstanding

[DrustxPlague]

It wasn't Sue?

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Auzzen]

'It is Sue, something terrible has happened to me since you called me. Thank god you phoned!'

Legend!

[lennic95]

@Auzzen 108 thumbs up like he length of the video.... :)

[123abcELB]

lol so ture.. HES SUCH A LEGEND !!!

[girlsaloudrx]

lmao i love this.. "Sue?" "Yes it is sue, someting terrible has happend thank GOD you called."

[accebernosam]

0:33 'i'll try again!' that is absolutely classic!

[marsa008]

@2009Ubuntu probably just as many people that point that fact out

[luckyyu2004]

@marsa008 now it's 34~

[thomasedge4life]

@marsa008

nah, they had taste and clicked the dislike button

[blainyrules]

@marsa008 thats cos michael mackintyre is a posh cunt

[XxZNBxX]

@blainyrules then why watch it? what have you gained from watching this?

[Tigerlillyrox123]

@XxZNBxX he has not gained anything. He is s sad troll who has no life. What a loser.

[XxZNBxX]

@Tigerlillyrox123 he has gained national stardom, quite a lot of money, he had his own show, is a household name and has a lot of fans. what have we gained? he may not appeal to you and if you dont like him fair enough not everyone does, but why watch it if it just annoys you?

[xsarahgallagherx]

@Tigerlillyrox123 the only loser here is you, i pity you, fucktard.

[Tigerlillyrox123]

@xsarahgallagherx hey chill!! if you see what i replied to the other person who had a go at me i was takling about some guy who said michael sucked!! seriously, i freakin love michael macintyre, on of my fave comedians!!! k, so are we good now? sorry for the misunderstanding!

[RomanKT100]

@marsa008 50 People's hands slipped when they were pressing the like button!!

[lucylikeslollies]

i love michael mcintyre he is so funny; ''Sue?'' ''It is Sue something terrible has happened to me!'' lol

[EgyptianAsp]

lmao

[NCONiall]

Funny thing is this is all fact :)

[ipsydipsy1234]

He copied lee mack on this actually

[celinablack]

what show is this from?