Manchester United Chant 'Torres'

[Rock4everCRO]

He's half a boy

He's half a girl

SUAREZ SUAREZ

He looks just like a transvestite

SUAREZ,SUAREZ

He wears a frock

He love's some cock

He sell's his arse on albert dock

LUIS SURAEZ FROM MERSEYSIDE!!!

[Alvansnr25]

@Rock4everCRO Fuck you u fucking bitch, Go and fuck ur self!

[XroEmpire]

He's half a boy and half a girl torres torres, he looks just like a lady boy torres torres, he was a red but he took the knock and now he's sucking drogba's cock fernando torres, terry will shag your wife, BOUNCE!!! na na na na na na na na na na na na etc.....

[nooyuteerak]

torres suck

[alvinjwong]

with watching all the video, finally i understood what they are chanting through the TV... all the time i thought they were mumbling..

[XthunderjabX]

We used to hear the scousers sing,

Torres! Torres!

Now Ashley Cole's inside his ring,

Torres Torres!

In 6 months time he'll hate his life,

I bet John Terry shags his wife,

Fernando Torres Ashleys bit on the side!

[Rsunited90]

@XthunderjabX HAHA

[Grnvolpe]

Don't worry, Torres is gonna be shipped to the states with Robbie Keane in no time.

[123idkuser]

He is a blue he was a red Torres, Torres.

He left the Kop to join the Shed Torres, Torres.

He's got the league he's got the cup.

So stick your history, your times bout up.

Fernando Torres Chelsea's Number nine.

[LingLingTheUltimate]

@123idkuser

What cup ? What league ? Hes sucks. Hes shit. Hes SOB. Too bad he plays for Chelsea. He deserve to play for Leeds United only.

[19Wylds95]

@123idkuser he hasnt got a league or a cup you twat

[LFCdiehard1]

Liverpool Fan- agrees

[xmyakaxxm]

somehow, man utd- haters will enter and left some annoying comment, which ruined our mood. pls show some sportsmanship, go create your own video, even it is about something bad about man utd and share with your own fans. we wont fking care about that, but leaving insulting comment here is definitely not right

[gequs123]

hahaha Scousers, and The Blue$ shits, hahah

[MrJDW123]

Torres will be bench warmer at chelsea bet Liverpool fans sing this when they play Chelsea

[rokajsnimaj1123]

lyrics please!!!

[hardcoreheavenraver]

@rokajsnimaj1123 He's half a boy, He's half a girl, Torres, Torres.

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his ass on Albert Dock

Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!

[eXPerienceyeah]

Now he is John Terry's bit on the side.

[stevendchu]

i'm from across the pond, and honestly, u english are fucking funny!! lol, these chants and names you make up for players just make me laugh my ass off

[AppleTechKid]

He's half a boy

He's half a girl

Torres, Torres

He looks just like a transvestite

Torres, Torres

He wears a frock

He love's some cock

He sell's his arse on albert dock

Fernando Torres

[noxreddevil19]

By far my favorite

[futbolkid1995]

whos the fag that chews his gum, alex alex

whos the cunt that sits in the stands, alex alex

"im too good to stand on the pitch but when we score i scream like a bitch"

and man utd lose the champions league because of gay sir alex

[ShotsGFX]

@futbolkid1995 what fan are you ? chelsea? if so gtfo when was the last time you won it you fucking gay cunt gtfo

[futbolkid1995]

@ShotsGFX we got a new man AVB yeah... be afraid

[89IvanV]

Torres is in with the rest of the fags like John Fairy and Frank Lumplard in Chelski now

[esp1916]

He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres, Torres

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres

He wears a frock and loves the cock

He sells his arse on Albert Dock

Fernando Torres; Carragher's bit on the side.

[Smurfball98]

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[mrmishrarahulfrank]

fuck u

[mrmishrarahulfrank]

fuck u



[TheFootballsongs]

Can you pleae give methe lyrics.

[TheReva1991]

Im a Chelsea fan and I really find this funny! lol

[5timeslad]

still on our perch. 5 european cups. let me know when you win 4.

[mufcgal01]

@5timeslad

You're not on the perch anymore. Who has more trophies - Man Utd or Liverpool? Man Utd has more trophies. Nobody has won more trophies in English football than Man Utd. Liverpool fans said come back when you've won 18. Well we got level with those 18 titles & now we've actually overtaken Liverpool & are on 19 titles! We're only two European Cups behind Liverpool. Man Utd will eventually overtake Liverpool's European Cups too, mark my words as Liverpool can't get into Europe.

[gary599xx]

It means carragher fucks him.

[kmml1972]

hahahaha i love it....hhahaha cant stop laughing...

[MBGC14]

as a Liverpool fan, i love it when people make songs about us/our players. let's face it, you only do it because you're all jealous!

and it's the same when Liverpool fans do it about United.

[claydrock]

@MBGC14 jealous of a £50m flop??? or for 20 years without winning a league?? Lvpool might be jealous of United...of course they are...we've defeated you record for God's sake...you should be jealous of us...cause United are 19x CHAMPIONS my friend =)

[TheMojaman]

for fun..wer UNTD..no one can do a damn shit bot it

[ThomasPianecz]

why insult someone?

[aidzymate]

fifty million pounds!!!

[guitar69barton]

he used to hear the scousers sing torres torres, now ashley cole's inside his ring torres torres, in 6 months time he'll hate his life i bet john terry fucks his wife, fernando torres chelsea's spanish rent boy !!! na na naaa na , na na naaa na ,hey hey hey , you spanish twat !!

[MyCodenameIsIan]

@mufcgal01 Liverpool 3 v 1 Manchester United (Kuyt Hattrick)

[LiveByTheCreed2010]

@MyCodenameIsIan medal!?? whos going to win the league.?

[mufcgal01]

@MyCodenameIsIan

Your point is???

[Greeners06]

UPDATED VERSION:

He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres Torres. He looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres. He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on London Dock, Fernando Torres...Anelka's bit on the side.

Then you do your na na na na na x10 bit.

[hbiwc]

united pricks!!!! fuck off you ugly cunts!!

[Warlord2994]

@hbiwc you will get raped if you comment here bro.. better get the fuck outta here...!!

[dominatorb2]

I love this xD

[Disturbed5346]

Roman Abramovich was seen in a London nightclub yesterday takin the team out for a meal to brighten things up after the Chelsea loss to Man Utd.

A young spanish girl walks over to John Terry and asks him to sign her arm, she then asks Frank Lampard to sign her left breast. Then she drops her knickers and says to Abramovich sign this.

He replies Fuck off, the last time i signed a Spanish cunt it cost me £50 million

[donadonionem]

fuck united

[donadonionem]

fuck united................fucking dicks. your all shemales

[80manunited]

@donadonionem FUCK LIVERPOOL.

UNITED THE BEST

[hulk8222]

thumbs up if you want torres to be goaless for rest of season

[Fakes0und0fpr0gress2]

carraghers bit on the side needs to be changed to terry will shag your wife

[KelzMon]

As A Liverpool Fan I Agree!! Fuck u Torres!

[sup3rh1k]

Suarez 2-0 Torres/Asamoah Gyan.

[daveLFCfan2]

finaly us liverpool and united fans agree about something, lol

[dannereds]

@daveLFCfan2 never. the torres who plays like shit, betrayed you scum and keep talkin shit about you is great

[daveLFCfan2]

@dannereds forgotten all about torres now, dirk kuyt and suarez nailed u last week, 3 1 to the men in reds

[ptidamstheomen]

Love it! com on United!!

[mkvik1998]

U just mad Torres PWNS man utd.

[MufcATW]

Im in love with this chant lol

[Mexico013]

This is Liverpool's Chant Now

Fuck Torres

[cfcsteve86]

@Mexico013 United's chant, they was never bothered by him until he joined you scum.

[cfcsteve86]

Chelsea boy! :-) And he can seriously damage United's chances of getting that 19th title they so badly want like we did last season.

[WhyYouJelly]

chelsea rent boy

[Carlossss7]

Haha can't wait till scousers start to sing this too,... :D

[ranch1234567]

@Carlossss7 Already am! First thing I will thank you for MAN UTD!

[cfcsteve86]

@Carlossss7 I doubt it will matter to him when he's got alot of medals while Liverpool are still singing about there history in years to come.

[Badagida]

Update:

Hes half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres!

He looks just like a transves'traitor' Torres Torres!

.........Fernando Torres, Terry's bit on the side!!!

nananana.....

[IlCapocannonierre]

Fernanda Torres Chelski number 9!

[MynameisAnilla]

Is this why ManUtd Want Torres ?

[MARJESYTORRESFOREVER]

FUCK OFF BITCH FUCKING CHEATER!

[MrVideorev]

Hernandez: why did u shave ur hair torres?

Torres: cus i hoped if i shaved it i could be as gd as u

[HullzAngel]

He might be a tranny, but he's OUR tranny, and he loves to fuck you players.

[sup3rh1k]

HE SAID NO TO THE MANCS HE'D RATHER PLAY FOR THE FIVE TIME CHAMPS FERNANDO TORRES IS LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9

[Harys19]

FUCK MAN U!

[AkkistderShit]

FERNANDO TORRES LOOOKS GOOD AND LIKE A MAN SO MAUL!

[LebaneaseRebel]

Man Utd Top Of The Table And Two Games In Hand ;)

[20cFilmWannabe]

@LebaneaseRebel man utd cheating as ussual

such a boring club

[Gtrizy]

@20cFilmWannabe trust me it dosen't get boring that we win everything

[thescousedevils]

Hummeldeo everton fans made this

[jayward94]

fuck man utd

[najera7]

@jayward94 fuck you

[downrodeo]

Haha, hey all you also-rans and tin cans, move on down to Albert Dock, the lot of you. I hear there's a bargain going on right now.

[zmajzmaj123]

You wish you had Torres.FUCK ALL TORRES HATERS!!!!!!

[MelbourneFc31]

Its Funny how Man U copy all our chants make up some of your own u fucks

[najera7]

@MelbourneFc31 its funny how you haven´t win the league since the 89/90 season

[jayward94]

@najera7 its funny how youse make songs about are players that are better than yours and always mention that we havent won the league 4 years. so what man utd wont be winning it again anytime soon.Next you will be trying to make a shit david ngog song up aswell.

[fartman51]

@jayward94

so....united is on top,but they won't win again? explain please?

[najera7]

@jayward94 i dont know you but you seem really stupid, im glad theres people like you that support their teams no matter what,even tho that team hasnt won a league tittle in over 20 years!and its really stupid you think your players are better than united players, again, we won tittles you dont, and by know torres is in chelsea! how about that! how are you going to stand up for a player who changed you for chelsea! torres betrayed you! betrayed his team! thats the commitment of liverpool players

[xquesemueratujefax]

@najera7 man united players kiss trophies while liverpools kiss cameras

[HullzAngel]

@najera7 It's funny how you're a mexican manc. At least we're proud of our Norwegian neighbours, I'd be gutted if you were our foreign support.

[hummeldeo]

@MelbourneFc31 So you are saying that the liverpool fans made this?? Oh, all right :D

[MrMG124]

Rooney's just a sloppy fat cunt. He needs to lay of the cheeseburgers once in a while.

[SAVMOU]

ROONEY = FAIL

MANCHESTER UNITED WISH THEY HAD TORRES

[clamb1915]

LOL, there is actually a decent chance that he could come to united this summer.

[HornJet]

Man Utd fans also really understand it. But ridiculing at the fact is a bit of cold.

[Darnts]

lol, great chant!!

[eXPerienceyeah]

Torres is too good for a team that only just finished in the top half of the table last season. He should just go and play for Real Madrid, why he likes Liverpool I don't know, the guy is Spanish!

[buhakc]

it is so pathetic to see that there are a lot of people full of jealousy, which are presented in such a deplorable manner, oh come on, we all know Fernando Torres is the best, no matter you what you said or did against him. Manchester United will always be just a bunch of garbage. kiss

[celtictothecore1888]

jealous of torres :) liverpools number 9 makes vidic and ferdinand look fuckin stupid

[museinter]

united are just  fucking cheating scums

[davepimgate66]

lovin it fat willy! torres torres, fernando torres!!!

[redrecordings]

he's half a boy and half a girl!! fernando torres!!

[mufcgal01]

I'll be in Old Trafford next Sunday for the match against Liverpool and I'll be singing this at the top of my lungs!!

L.U.H.G

[celtictothecore1888]

@mufcgal01 coz your a fuckin muppet,berbatov is shit compared to el nino :)

[mufcgal01]

@celtictothecore1888

Sorry, who has the league title medal???????? LOL.

[celtictothecore1888]

@mufcgal01 not manure anyway :) chelsea are champions and will probably be again this year :D

[mufcgal01]

@celtictothecore1888

I mean between Torres and Berbatov you moron. You were saying that Berbatov is nothing compared to Torres, and I replied 'who has the league medal?'.....in case you didn't know the answer, it's BERBATOV!!!! Also who has scored more goals this season so far......BERBATOV!!! You're probably a Liverpool fan who wears a Chelsea shirt 9 months of the year because your own team is too shite!!

[celtictothecore1888]

@mufcgal01 oh dear 0-0 wae rangers ahaha manure are winning absolutely nothing this year your absolutely shite :D

[mufcgal01]

@celtictothecore1888

Who do u support? Celtic or Liverpool? Because both are shite.

[celtictothecore1888]

@mufcgal01 both :) thats rich coming fae a team that drew 0-0 wae rangers aha

[mufcgal01]

@celtictothecore1888

Celtic and Liverpool are as bad as each other right now, but Liverpool are the worst. Losing at home to Northampton, god sake!! lol. You're a sinking ship, better get used to it.

[OLEGUNARSOLSKJEAR]

i cant understand what they are saying can smbody plz tell me???

[mufcgal01]

He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres Torres. He looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres. He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock, Fernando Torres...Carragher's bit on the side.

Then you do your na na na na na x10 bit.

[cfcsteve86]

@mufcgal01 lol! fantastic!

[20cFilmWannabe]

@mufcgal01 em nani/ronaldo/fletcher/ferdinad­/rooney/neville LMFAO you have possibly the ugliest dumbest sqaud there is

[komp0t]

Come on, chelsea sing with us !

[MeGaOrSoCa]

@mufcgal01 what does "CARRAGHER'S BIT ON THE SIDE"? sorry i'm not english and i can't understand what that means.

[mufcgal01]

@MeGaOrSoCa 'Bit on the side' means to have an affair with someone else. Don't take it literally now mate, it's only poking fun at Torres (and Carragher!) x

[rockinrocket11]

i love this song even tho im a big reds fan!

[gradgy]

fernando torres carraghers bit on da side

[coolout191]

@gradgy what does carraghers bit on da side have to do with torres?

[Badassmoafo]

58.

[Matpirat3n]

......it could be worse, u could be a manc, WAKING UR SISTER UP FOR A WANK

[Belsey92]

@Matpirat3n FEEEEEED THE SCOUSERS! LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN! fucking cock.

[firthyhy2k8]

aha but if you lot had torres you would be bumin him you thick mancs

[Badassmoafo]

58.

[jmillenium]

89.

[garythered]

Nemanja Vidic, Fernando Torres bitch

[firthyhy2k8]

are you a gay manc or somin

[Solitude075]

Lol shut the fuck up you piece of shit.

[firthyhy2k8]

ohh great come back you thick inbread mancunion

[topgear100]

@firthyhy2k8 you can't call anyone thick......you can't even spell.

[Badassmoafo]

He helped us smash the fucking mancs Torres Torres

He made Vidic shit his pant Torres Torres

He skipped past ferdinand with ease

Smashed the ball into the K.O.P

We pleased

Fernado Torres Liverpools number 9

[BONES8593]

wait wait--heres a good one

'what is the only ship never to have visted Liverpool???'

The PREMIERSHIP

WHEYYYYYYY

[MrManunited4eva]

@Badassmoafo fuck you cocksucker we r the champions 4ever

[Badassmoafo]

Glazers Rule

[wrmltd]

torres torres song, i love it, best tranny in the world!!!!!! torres torres

[salsakingdom1]

its a brilliant song, well done fat willy TORRES TORRES!

[jim6000]

its hilarious that dumb fucking liverpool fans think they r singing the same torres song as them lmao

[greenarmyyyyy]

It's just a song.

[adam9das9ledge]

Jealous pricks would give any player for him and his ability. Fucking hell i didn't realise man united fans actually sung

[alexyb]

yeh thats why there known for the best away fans...

[debug6]

They bought the lad from Sunny Spain

He skins vidic again and again

Fernando Torres

Better than Wayne Rooney

[chrishowe]

1 man band.

weres liverpool without him?

oo yea europa league is were.

[storer1989]

best striker in the world