The Institute for Pornographic Nomenclature

[MrLinkyXD]

Schwing!

[jwchase2005]

Dude, why doesn't this have more views.

[Archedgar]

Michael Swaim's wife is hot!

The background music and the acting add so much to such a simple but funny video.

[shittyfagg]

@Archedgar i don't think thats his wife

[hammondtr]

To be fair, I didn't like Seinfeld. :)

[hammondtr]

I'm super drunk right now, so bear with me. The fact that I'm viewing this video right now is a testament to the internet's ability to allow anyone to share information that anyone else may come across. I mean, 15 years ago, you would've gotten as much air time as NBC got from me from Seinfeld. Very interesting.

[Siabohnic]

star whores was a good movie. I mean... I heard from a friend...

[TagRation]

press 7

[compdude47]

I would have put anther question mark by it, and make it look like a fine ass.

[HarlanPhoenixYT]

The Green Whorenet.

[MrAshToast]

pornography

[NapanTR]

The Fuck Network

[c4r50n1]

The fat dude looks like Kevin Flynn from Tron.

[kamphychair]

Clitisane Blowbrain

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

Mary Poppins.

[mackeymkay]

@JakeandElwoodBlues More like Cherry Poppins.

[crazymcfobo]

Swaim ftw

[animeguy2356]

Sex-tion mark?

I guess it doesn't look as good as it sounds.

[HarlanPhoenix]

I can't decide what I like more: The Sex Matrix or To Fill a Mockingbird.

[Kw1q51lv3r]

The Penist.

[FatKidRising]

@xhezeyanx that's swaim's wife I think.

[MissLydiaBro]

You know, since this was in Dec. of 2008, they should have read Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk. That's a fucking gold mine of pornographic nomenclature.

Twat on a Hot Tin Roof (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof)

The Italian Hand Job (The Italian Job)

Three Days of the Condom (Three Days of the Condor)

And of course, the film the whole book was circling around, World Whore Three: The Whore to End All Whores. None of the films were actually in existence, so it would have been good fodder for this bit.

[BroadwayJed]

@MissLydiaBro You forgot 'Chitty Chitty Gang Bang' 

[MissLydiaBro]

@BroadwayJed Thanks. That one was good, too.

[metalhead826]

Flung Goo Over the Cuckoo's Breast

hahahahahahah

[Hobbatabba]

saving ryans privats

[Zombie2Mannequin]

This is so fucking awesome. As a film nerd I really appreciate this. 8 1/2.... god that really put a smile on my face. Bravo.

[thesoberpothead]

friggin priceless!

[xhezeyanx]

who's the chick? a pornstar?

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

@xhezeyanx she certainly is hot as hell.

[Spo8]

@xhezeyanx That's Michael Swaim's wife, I believe. But as for your second question, I am not sure.

[cursedfrog2000]

is that the chick that was in Prom Queen?

[sgtcampsalot]

Yep

[TheXboxGameMan]

"Two lesbians playing with dildos...."

"Toy Story"

DAMN! i laughed so hard, but I'll never see that movie in the same light again...

[niilus]

Luke Skyboner! :D

[ginger0215]

SEQUEL!!!

[Aweman11]

couldn't come up with a porn title for the pianist?

[grandpajacob]

The unlicensed western remake of "Yojimbone" could be called "Fisting for Dollars"

[Kotten84]

There will be blood. So nasty and it cracks me up everytime ;)

[toans1]

whats with the guys massive beer gut?

i'd like to see a sequel

[cherylruff]

HILARIOUS!

[passionplus07]

amazing!

[oshadak]

Epic WIN

[macozzx]

chick's cute

[goatunit]

I gave up on low-budget sketch comedy videos a long time ago. I clicked on a blind link to this page, and never would've watched it if I'd been told what it was. I say that, to give gravity to what I say next: This video justifies the existence of youtube. You guys are fucking brilliant.

[zzslayr]

what is this freetube

[negutzcht]

Yojimbone!

[kungullipafara]

LMAO>>>>

[lmm85]

There will be blood. Eeeww! :D

[negutzcht]

GEEEEEENIUUUUUUUS!!!!! sheer geeeenius!!!

[mattmanmajor]

i had to look up nomenclature be4 watching this video lmao

[urbittergdbye89]

epic

[goatherder92]

that was the most original and inspiring skit ive ever seen these bitches are going places

[mattmanmajor]

i love the song in the background

[zGreece]

He got a job by drawing a cock on the board...Very stupid, very hilarious.

[beyoncelover202]

it seems soo really, and yet it is soooo good!! OMG that was the best.

[loopdiloop89]

DAAAAAAMMNN

[perspextive]

hahahahahhaha dude you guys are AMAZING

[cuddles4283]

Thats amazing!!

[FatherTime89]

what the hell did he say at 3:59? I can't figure it out, and it's driving me nuts.

Great job otherwise though.

[Consequence888]

It took me like 9 minutes, but with enough research and rewatchings...I figured it out:

"8 and a half!!!!!!!!"

The real name of a film by Frederico Fellini.

Your welcome...

[FatherTime89]

thanks

[TX169]

What a waste of time lol

I give you credit for effort though

[negutzcht]

gang rape = "12 Angry Men..." ahahahaha that's funny!!!

[poopoolovermax]

lol

-Cherry Popping

-"There Will Be Blood?"

hahahahaah

[JPPraterCO08]

haha verrrrrrrry clever

[Jesus469]

I saw the cut version of this on cracked - didn't realize there was a longer version of it! this vid's hilarious!

[Hitari0]

The girl's hot.

[Beliserius1]

indeed

[shadowenglish]

I totally want this job.

[9claudius]

Are you stealing these titles from The OTL Tournament on Mission Bay ? My personal favorite: Sperms Of Endearment.

[ThoseArentMuskets]

Not to my knowledge. I've never been to that (an OTL tournament, I've been to Mission Bay).

[ncstatepack]

don't forget about boner simpson

[Salogel67]

What does he scream at 4:00?

[shinaobi]

Erm......release.

[pazzocatzo]

Eight and a half

[redmirrorproductions]

awsome

[davidhudgin]

great work as always

[Keinlicht]

My favorite sketch group of all time. The shit they come up with!

[thatgg]

Totality rocks. You guys should be more popular than you already are

[raisthefox1]

When he said he was JR. I was shocked! I know what happened there :3

[brockdjwest]

Yojimballs

[megadeth425]

I think it's "Yojimbone".

[Nothingseen]

I think he says Yojimbo, which is the name of a classic Kurosawa film where a lone masterless samurai convinces rival crime lords who rule a town to hire him as a bodyguard. Then, he brings peace to the town by convincing them to wipe each other out in bloody battles.

So he screws over the opposing houses. Cliff is good at this.

[tankzownage]

Yeah, but he's giving pornographic revisions of the titles, hence Yojim"bone".

[negutzcht]

or it could also be "Yo, Jimbo" (oops, sounds weak)

[themarc190]

does this job actually exist? I'd be perfect for it.

[bittersweet010102]

lmao genius

[LegendOfKatboi]

Hey that was really good.

[skelanimalsbitch]

lmfao! that was amazing haha, genuis :)

[DanJP260]

haha, that was halarious. You guys should get much more credit than your already given

[Hughsnews]

You guys... amaze me

[JoMiMo555]

You guys just plain rock at coming up with videos!

[evilnick666]

inyourendor

[magggie1]

I got some. Berverly Balls Chi-tatas. Pokecum. Silent Nipples. Half Laid. Pimp My Boobs. Harry Hotter. Harry Hotter: And the Bed of Secrets. The Lesbians. The Day The Bed Stood Still. War of the Dicks. Kung Fu Asses. The Iron Penis. the Incredible Fu**. Dude, Where's My Anus? Super Jizz Bros.

[PolarOpposites12]

the lesbians?

[jbrowsingj]

oh grate1

[weare182]

Amazing lol

[patchez420]

high-larious

[DeylenUk]

Awesome.

[aceofspadesz]

?

damnnnnn

[tymccardle]

wow

[takuari]

Lol.

that was amazing. x3

[hazmish]

number.