Jesus Loves You!! Christian TV ad.

[ryanmshepard92]

Somebody loves you OOHOOHOOH Somebody loves me OOHOOHOOH

[richardpweiss]

You will talk! Tell us what we want to know, tell us names, dates and places. If not, I will sing!

[zogalicious]

everybody seems to skip the part in the new testament where it says jesus loves everyone, except for the australians.

[crowesarethebest]

A-holes like this, have to make up imaginary friends that "love" them because NO ONE ELSE would

[Hsapienslaptopicus]

Going to hell must involve listening to this guy playing in an eternal loop.

[lancethrustworthy]

Rhyming and music don't make it so.

There are some billion Hindus who would disagree with this little ditty.

Many millions of Atheists would also disagree with the song. One reason they would do this -

1. There is zero evidence that such things took place as mentioned in the bible.

Another is -

2. The bible claims Creationism...which most of us sane folks realize is essentially a bronze age fairy tale. Religion comforts...and cripples.

[tomhetistgut3]

Listen to Black Metal

[Zodist]

Time to burn a church.

[RaptureD87]

God loves us so much, so he's going to send billions of people who don't accept/believe in his "son" to suffer for eternity?

[freakman707]

Those eyes are looking into my very soul!

[bigperson666]

this man... will haunt my dreams and waking thoughts.



[lonebison]

@bigperson666 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[theperformingguy112]

This song is pathetic.

[Ghoultube138]

hahah rob doucher

[OhFishyFish]

He loves us so much that he's going to kick most of us to place filled with fire, torture and ethernal pain. Yay!

[Lyko74]

.. and yes I know it's not him, but he immediately came to mind. This is how Angus would be if he were a Christian rocker.

[Lyko74]

Angus!?

[EGMAG]

 JESUS LOVES YOU; EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOUR AN ASSHOLE!

[EGMAG]

THAT SHIT CONVERTS ME!!

[sweetsweatyfeet]

No Christian has ever explained how guilt is transferable. The logic of substitutional atonement still eludes me.

[BuffaloTPU]

.....I just wanna be friends

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

But he thinks your'e a freakin'idit!!

[mrjedi117]

i used to be like him but then i took an arrow in the knee

[Balstrome1]

Sorry, not convinced that a human sacrifice is a good thing. If this god was willing to slay his own son, how does that mean he cares for me.

Lets say, you are caught by a street gang, and the head guy, says you will be safe with him, and to prove this, he kills his most trusted gang member. Do you feel safer ?

[PhilosopherEight]

@Balstrome1 The Christian God is an immoral thug who believes in Might Makes Right. "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom". Fear is never wisdom, and only a dictator wishes to be feared. The universe is better off without him and his relentless fascination with death.

[LumpPlump]

he actually has a good voice but hes still creepy lol

[HellRehab]

I've got this on my playlist entitled "unintentional religious comedy."

I've got quite a collection of this kind of christian crap amassed on my channel just for shits and giggles.

[Swordofswordom]

I'm glad there's a computer screen between me and him, just saying.

[HellRehab]

This video qualifies for my channel of unintentional theist comedy. Thumbs up if you love Jebus!

[dewonderkind]

Someone should tell this Art Garfunkle wannabee that Garfunkle is Jewish.

[Bcharris120]

For a psychopath, his voice is really good.

[KEYSERSOZE1965]

This is what happens when you don't get the role as the psycho killer in a Dirty Harry movie.

[Boognish89]

[auditioned for The Beach Boys but he creeped him out so he was subjected to this]

[GrainghisKhan12]

He has scary eyes D:

[mrtodaysvideo]

jesus loves us but this guy loves little boys

[jrussellawesome]

Smartandstupid37 it's ok we all spell words wrong sometimes press it's challenging with these tiny buttons

[MiiK3mnm]

massive brain damage

[MrShowification]

Jesus loves you so much he is going to put you in his basement and never let you go!!!

[fdasherv]

Do you think he takes his drugs before or after sucking dick?

[jrussellawesome]

im athiest now

[smartandstupid37]

@jrussellawesome Going to have to learn how to spell it then. 'atheist' =P

[ideologger]

fail.

[callstarnz]

I'm sure lots of people said this but... Is this guy for real?

[warwolfii]

Boy, I sure hope this is a parody. Is it possible to be more moronic than this?

[comagroper]

FACT: This guy will rape the fuck out of your kids.

[zach9899]

It looks like Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron have been messing around and one of them had a baby and it's this guy and then he went to the past.

[taffwob]

I think it's cruel the way they make paedophiles sing & play guitar on Xian TV ads.

[TheHigherVoltage]

If Jesus loves me, why does his book claim I'll be eternally tortured for eternity?

I don't threaten the people I love with eternal torture.

[eggius]

don't all fairytales end with ...and forever and ever and ever...

[Shamus8b8]

lol 0:56 THAT SMUG FUCKING BASTARD

[ployeeeee]

looks like a born again angus young

[gagoshay]

"What if Christians are Wrong about everything?" This idiot just made a fool of himself.

[Metal1998]

ROCK N ROLL!!!

[macmarine]

… and here you have your creepy neighborhood child-molester

[WaywardWinds]

this was awesome.

[00D00]

Rod Doucher…If only the B and the D were switched.

[acdcman96fin]

Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here...

[ShadowHitman088]

OH my god, this is terrible. He really is creepy.

[JoeRedfield1046]

I just turn atheist. MUST...KILL....ROD....BOUCHER !!!

[VonManavis]

That last look was the most loathsome look I've seen in years! And they call themselves christian?  That was a Jack Nicolson smile! LOL!

[chicarbiomed]

I don't want to go to heaven if this freak is there.

[coralarch]

@chicarbiomed Hell wouldn't want him, either! Satan has his standards, after all!

[g2thaz]

those eyes are crazy lookin...

[Uberlaser]

He's been drinking too much of the Communion Wine

[monstersarelikethat]

richard simmons's evil twin.

[flyersphan111]

@monstersarelikethat that's who I thought it was...

[chafeboy]

LOL!

[antmanbee1]

This guy wants Jesus inside him!

[mrbarr911]

keep pushing 0

[CloudchaserShaconag]

If that's not over the top, I don't know what is. It's like dumping an entire bottle of seasoning into a pot of soup when just a teaspoon or two is plenty. The same can be said for a lot of praise music

[KurtRileyOfficial]

Someone should tell him that the boogie pattern he plays (the Chuck Berry/Jimmy Reed bit) is basically music for fucking and lawlessness.

[odinata]

God I fucking hate Jesus.

[HollyCalmdownn]

What is that noise he's making... It burns :o

[TheDouchesupreme]

LOOOOOOL !! 

[OilFanManitoba]

FUCK OFF!!!!

[jellyfeets]

oh help

[coloroformo]

g*

[Peteromich]

Damn. I feel violated.

[1Poetboy]

Jesus! Call him by his name... JESUS!!

[madamewoselle]

Rolf Harris's nightmare

[allyc1965]

101010101010

[patrickthesaint]

This is for real???

[TheWheelofLife100]

My life isn't the same after watching this.

[burkerow]

I've never heard a song that MADE ME WANT TO VOMIT more than this one.

[TheDigitalStone]

I find this slightly disturbing.

[mybookfacetube]

@TheDigitalStone Only Slightly????

[NewWaysMusic]

His left eyebrow...... 0o

[eazyevan1]

@7708jjones oh really? And you believe in an invisible man watching from up above that sent Moses 10 things NOT to do! And the ultimate invisible force in the universe impregnated a married virgin and put her life at risk against a mid eastern man 2011 years ago? Who's fucking retarded idiot? lmao

[lolroflftw1]

I lasted five seconds.

[DXMan2330]

I'm Christian and this makes me nauseous.

[brucinda01]

I'd quite like to punch the singer in the face lol

[Brinah]

@brucinda01 ooooh ooooooh ooooh! lol

[7708jjones]

@eazyevan you're fucking retarded

[Pentdad]

hes actually a good singer and guitarist

[eazyevan1]

I hate how this idiot gleefully sings about blindly believing and putting your life in a persons hands that's been dead fo over 2000 years! Damm these religious fuckers really think were that stupid!! Wake up people!!

[EdM021]

This video is totally bizaare. The man carries on like Jesus is his boyfriend!

Replace "Jesus" with any other male name and purge out the other Christian references and the Christians would be voting this down and leaving rude comments about gays.

This is what happens when you fall in love with imaginary friends.

[DXMan2330]

@EdM021 Actually, I'm Christian, and I have no problem with gays. Yea, I know I can;t speak for others, but I guess I'm just one out of a million. -_-

[EdM021]

@DXMan2330 Maybe not one in a million, but granted, most Christians take a dim view of gays. And given the antigay political rhetoric of the past four decades, it seems that the ones who were and are the most antigay were and are the ones who called and call themselves the biggest Christians. And they wouldn't hesitate to brand Christians who don't hate gays as heretics, either if given the power.

[DXMan2330]

@EdM021 True.

[JerRocks2day]

I know this guy's heart is in the right place, but the commercial idea doesn't really hold up or work too well. This is coming from a fellow believer in Christ.

[freiheitsalv]

:foreveralone:

[monstersarelikethat]

i dont want that kind of love

[garysgreat]

"Jesus love you, Jesus loves me..." But if you stop Loving me back, I'm gonna burn you in Hell fool. Cause I seek adulation like a mortal Man.

Religion. Fucking bullshit!

[gomez9622]

he totally had the sleepy face at the end ahaha jesus really loved him XD

[EdM021]

@gomez9622 Exactly, and a supremely well-endowed Jesus to boot! xD

[Noumenon4Idolatry]

Bill O'Reilly, before fox news.

[dimondlex]

This kinda sounds like a White Stripes song when you think about it.

[JOEandKAT2011]

WTF is this!!!

[JOEandKAT2011]

WTF is this!!!

[redbulljustice99]

good job

[mynamemattskull]

this seems like something off Tim & Eric.

[dellatheredxxx]

sheesh he's even scarier than Bert Newton

[jontibloom]

Didn't this guy tour with Lemmy Kilmister on the "Savage Bonecrusher Tour" in '81 ?

[Xk3ntX]

hahahahhaa god damn!

[Narutoisawesum]

I think he jizzed himself at the end...either that or his knock out pills kicked in

[graveflower138]

Be very afraid.

[cobrayuk]

i just watched it and it was weird someone check into is for anything hidden but its def something bad

[UrlsGrrl54]

I am a Christian and creeped out by this clip. I think Christ Himself might be creeped out by this clip, LMFAO!! "Dude, stop singing about me! You're scaring the flock...." *holy facepalm*

[jymbo1969]

What's with these crazy Christian Aussies? Fucking Ken Ham.. and now this tool.

[tehzoh]

ray comfort ?

[Sonofspam64]

That does it, I'm an atheist now. I'm not going to be a fag like this guy, so fuck you Jesus!

[Jasonmcintyre2007]

I'll take the low road thanks.

[RPGfiend]

lol it's great when you mute the volume then you start thinking he's saying,"Oh yeah,I'm gonna kill you,kill you in your sleep,and then rape your corpse,then I'll take a break and raid your fridge for a snack.Then I'll go back in for seconds O_O"

[ExitMuSlC]

@RPGfiend No that's what the catholic priests say.

[HomleandSecurity]

@RPGfiend LOL you forgot he will drink your bathwater

[SoyMoney]

I want Jesus to love me to this song. LOL

[AlexRider001]

This is God speaking.

I just created a fake Youtube channel in order to tell y'all I've decided to flush you out again in a big flood.

Why? Cause this vid is such a goddamn ... I mean bloody embarassment.

Come on, bring on the rain... take 10, action!

[TryHardAK]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Madrock20]

Jesus = Pedobear

[V0r4xiz]

Who's that Jesus he's talking about and why does he love me ? I don't even know that dude. According to the Bloodhound Gang that Jesus guy steals hub cabs from cars. I find it weird when people you don't know love you. I mean is that guy stalking me ? Like, is he in my closet when I sleep, wanking furiously whilst blowing kisses to me ? Fucking Creep !

[risiblethalia]

LMAtheistAO!  Thank "God" I didn't witness this in person! It would have scared the hell out of me!

[BaphometXIV]

LOL!!

[Martial024]

God sent his son to be tortured and murdered to "fix" the flaws in his design and didn't even allow him a spouse and children of his own, what a wonderful father figure!

[dogooda12]

@Martial024 Your talking out of your atheistic butt!

[gnikcuf888]

0:57 Molester face

[robosane]

I want to know the retard he stole his shirt from.

[odensmeadhorn]

real security means not having to do what this guy does for a living.

[Unguidedone]

fucking scary

[samuelb7873]

Bbahahahahaha, I'm a Christian and I can honestly say this is TERRIBLE LOLOL, why is his eyebrow raised

[94thts]

This is your brain on religion..

[TheGravygun]

LSD addict for sure.. 

[SDAG]

Freakin' creepy...

[Muffynbear]

forever and ever and ever and everrrrr.....

[naenaen2010]

Omg lol his right eyebrow

[meatinspace]

god, i did not lol until the final dickish downstare he gives the camera at the very end. does jesus' love make you a cocky ass mofo like that?

[Jasonmcintyre2007]

I'll take the low road mate thanks....

[daltonbryceterhorst]

This is my favourite song! Where did you find it!?!?

[JEH78]

Art Garfunkel is nothing without Paul Simon.

[alanespinney]

Right drug. Wrong dose.

[thebrokengnome]

@alanespinney LOLOLOL

[xXOmegaMasterXx]

Well, um...I guess jesus loves you.

[irreverentreverend]

Leo Sayer's happier brother?

[alowlyapprentice]

@irreverentreverend A classic comment! XD

[alowlyapprentice]

@irreverentreverend Ok! Ah Ha! Yes Leo Sayer. But I have it. Luke! He looks like Luke of Luke and Laura of General Hospital fame. XD

[irreverentreverend]

@alowlyapprentice heh heh Anthony Geary! If you haven't seen Weird Al Yankovic's UHF, check it out. Geary plays a mad scientist type and bears an eerie resemblance to this guy!

[Tickleytacklethumb]

geezuz

[VekinHighwalker]

Oh shit! Not again ....

[Jayoung1000]

0:02 He sounds like vampire weekend, 0:33 - 0:36 he sounds like Cheech Marin... Just sayin'.

[SheldonFrith]

You only WISH you were this happy

[lablask]

and I thought God hates homosexuals!!!!

[vanni9283]

One word....FAIL!!!!

[raponte1955]

Although I admit these guy "hystrionics" are a bit exagerated, I think most of you are overreacting, as he is most likely singing to small kids, and he did it the best way he could to get their attention..It;s a bit dishonest to use this as a case against faith and christianity. But then again it's a proven fact that atheists will do whatever they can to mock and discredit christianity.

[KevServo]

8 year olds, dude

[TheChanclafaced]

press 0 and see his love for children

[eebeebeeb]

i cant stop pressing 1

[DopeSoda]

Sounds like Vampire Weekend.

[LFCEVO24]

wondering which way your gonna go, gonna take the high road, the low road, the go road or the no road, there's one thing I know dinosaurs roamed the earth 60 million years ago

[soundlessfootsteps]

Creepy...

[manowar40]

After seeing this, I WILL NEVER DO DRUGS....Please get this guy some help!!!!!!!

[gateshead1000]

he says, put your trust in someone who sent his own son to die for something YOU did (before you did it, knowing you were going to do it and able to stop prent or punishing YOU for doing it). Would you do that to your children? If you knew someon who'd do that, you'd think they were sick (or have the police on them).

[benniquaid]

AHH! Please don't love me, Jesus!! Go away!

[OTULP62]

then wy did you kill him?

[MelodyMan25]

Cheesy! Now I can't get that "ooo, ooooo" out of my head!

[zoeyjusko]

Is this a Saturday Night Live bit?

[tarzantam]

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