Gabriel Iglesias — Mall Maps

[SkullCupcake24]

''how do they knooooooow!!''

[TheJoshua12104]

lmao that is fuckin funniest shit i ever herd

[shakeybal]

hahahahaha

[amethyst0285]

Damn. That's some serious stupid.

[R0B3R7069ALBO]

hahhahahahahahahaahahaha

[Singrochester]

es una pendeja! haha dumbass

[USNCorpsman]

"I am NOT a directory! you see my dot?!?! it does not say you are here!!!" LMFAO!

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

u c my dot? it does not say u r here

[kiwali]

DANA, P MUST LOVE THIS!

[kuzCOREality03]

he is mexican u fool !

[SINGERROB21]

TOO FUNNY

[Raidernumba7]

dude hes not hawaiin...just watch hot and fluffy, but hes has some realy funny jokes.

[Jinboi215]

lol he's not hawaiian, in his other video he even says it himself, he says he wear's the shirt only becuz it fits xD no lie

[SickPaintersKrew]

HIs mexican IDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[LadyLexiLego]

He is not hawaiian. Do your research.

[acousticguy814]

Just because he wears Hawaiin shirts doesn't mean he's hawaiin, idiot.

[babygurl88810]

No he's MEXICANO STUPIDO

[RobinOfSweden]

Is there any full vid on this on youtube?

[DisIsYaCuzOmar]

hahaha. dat indian dude

[optimise100]

He is mexican

[yuibey]

"How do they know" LMAO

[frinkmhey]

I'm just curious why he made that static sound right before he said "How do they know"?

[MADproduc]

HAHAHAHAH!!!

[DaneCook12231]

that made laugh a lot

[Linkker]

"You see my dot?! It does NOT say "you are here!". Haha, thats brilliant :D

[ninja1775]

lol that is so funny

[assWompingMadNess]

es un pinche pendeja lmao hes funny

[jdudeJmusicAforlifeC]

"you see my dot? it is not a directory!"

[jjcoolioz]

no its mijo. Mi hijo. Spanish slang a-hole

[famsurfer85]

He said mijo so leave the hell alone!

[kathz97]

"how did they know?" =0

lolzz

[cherrygirl10100]

mijo i dont get it

shes not all there

[ej1902]

its hijo.. which means son in spanish

[Rukia12342234]

"How do they know?" lmfao!! That sounds like something I might say xD

[surfandsun94]

lol!!! xD

[iluvrob234]

i cant imagine how we wuld live without him.

[bboyhope545]

HOW DO THEY KNOW?? ROFL

[angie55m]

THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE IT

[nnnnvvvvweee]

ROFL LMAO LOL

[dk13492008]

rip dk13492008  1990-now cause (died laughing)LOL:)

[CrownJewl45]

i all most died laughing

[regalen58]

" You see my dot?, it doesnt say you are here "

hahhahahah xD

[Idkillplasticflowers]

fucking classic!

[shanelautan]

hes makin fun of indians...i am one...but its true! LOL

[AngryMonkeyTamer]

i think we know

[MrBlingboy96]

is he making fun of indians

[freshhnes]

oh no you didnt!

[freshhnes]

HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?!?! lmfao

[Darkside780]

Great voices, great jokes, great acts, this guy is amazing

[irock104]

dude that guy from house was in the audience

[devildevoe]

He does the most amazing voices ever

[RemixedSk8a777]

lol ya

[Quartz91]

HOW DO THEY KNOW

[panthermes]

The dot joke was stolen off Jeff Dunham & Walter

[vRIZENv]

And, they stole it off Rocket Power.

[Sapien93]

no es una PENDEJA!!!!

i dont think i spelled it right. I dont right in spanish much even doe im mexican.

[AyeYirMa]

what is una pendeja lol

[Sapien93]

it means like a dumbass or stupidass

[Dorkster81]

means stupid girl........

[Xjawa]

asshole/stupid/dumb

it depends on how you say it.. and how loud you say it xD

[Munzlat7Studios]

The ending is priceless! lmao

[WH0SEYODADDY]

Lol hilarious

[lillemeg12]

00:53 That is the best

[ShadowPenyah]

the last part got me good! i almost cried cuz it made me laugh so hard

[ShawnGlory]

LOL I LOVE THE ENDING..... god damn i have indian blood but i cant stop laughing.

[Jonseycat79]

I died at the start of 1:26. This is too funny!XD

This guy makes me laugh in ways I didn't think possible.XD

[angeldustable]

funniest crap

[iwantram3n]

LOL the ending killed me...

[raisinbredd]

i love this :D

[khalid93o]

hahah he funny

[pitogonsalez]

i love this one

[saturn119]

illegals got smart tbh, they found that no illegals=no burritos... and i have 1 thing 2 say... DAMMIT!

[deathjr277]

word lol

[jaimenator]

no burritos = death.

[JSimiele]

Willnotdie, you're stupid. NEVER ONCE did I insult Mexicans. In fact; every comment I've made I was sure to include that fact. I have a LOT of respect for Mexicans, here you say I'm insulting Mexican culture when I'm insulting illegals, is one and the other the same to you? If so, you believe all Mexicans are illegals, and with that, YOU are insulting the Mexican culture, not me. Out of curiosity, how old are you?

[MIKEMANIA9]

the funniest part is at 1:20

[rotfflmfao12]

HAHAHHA..YA !!..u see my dot..it does not say.."u r here..."..AHHAHAHH AWESOME !!

[general15100]

I just pissed my pants!!1

[benjimaddenrocks]

Just watch the video and forget about this B.S

[garza2fresh]

yall need to shut ya faggot assssses up

[DemonLewisxb]

Too bad I'm not a chick Don't act liek you know me You fucking faggot. Go eat a taco or something

[1042juan]

es el mejor comediante que he visto

[SarcasticJ88]

Cant you fucking ppl shut the fuck up for once stop with all you bullshit and just watch this comedian laugh and enjoy fuck always coming up with different shit !! Get a fucking life and I agree with RipYourSpineOut !!

[RipYourSpineOut]

In a world where racial equality is taught to be a good thing, it's sad to see how people can't enjoy the jokes of a latino comedian without racial insults and stereotypes. The internet is the breeding grounds of idiocy, I swear...

[thecoolteacher]

exactly right ...here you search this guy for a laugh end you end up with this shit....Not the fan of most illegals but there's a time and place for everything.

[longhornbabe13]

ppl talk about how they want mexicans out of the US but let that happen and I would pay money to have the white ppl do the work that the mexicans do...they wouldn't last one minute working outside bcuz they are mostly a bunch of pussys...unlike the white ppl mexicans actually raise their kids to be good ppl not suicidal kids or serial killers like the white ppl

[garconjoli123]

I agree 100 percent.

[sonofthedestroyer]

The BNP in Britain is the same. Spread so much paranoia about immigrants. But they dont realise that their privileged lifestyle is only possible due to immigrants breaking their backs on minimum wages.

[michina1987]

Amen xD

[JSimiele]

People don't want the "MEXICANS" out of the US.. We want those who are not here LEGAL out of the country. You can't get a job as an illegal without stealing someone else's identity, is that ok in your book? have your identity stolen and pay someone else's years taxes and tell me it's ok. I don't care where you come from or where you're going, but if you gotta screw someone else over to get there, I got no use for you, and that don't matter if ur white black Mexican or a damn smurf.

[purplerosegoldheart]

smurf? what's a smurf?

[cryingangel1087]

OMG! You don't know what a smurf is? Papa Smurf, Baby Smurf, and Smurfette in a town full of smurfs being chased by the evil Gargamel and his cat Azriel every day. Those little blue guys are now on cartoon network but have been on tv for years! Search it on youtube... I bet there's some videos out there.

[purplerosegoldheart]

i know that! i'm pretty sure that's not the kind of "smurf" the guy above me was talking about.

[willnotdiemh]

why do people always say that us LATINO/LATINA'S steal shit and that we are illegal!?!?!?!

[willnotdiemh]

thank you!!!

[rotfflmfao12]

no problem..lol..

[OsayamMcKinzo]

so funny :D

[DaBOSShagene]

why the fuck do people think there tight shit for cussing someone out, this shit is stupid

[Triscuit113]

Funny that you say that, because it's directly above a comment where you CUSS SOMEONE OUT! Do you have any idea how hypocritical that is? Oh, and notice that I was able to make the above statements without swearing or calling you names! This is what rational thought and respect can get you: a statement of thought that doesn't rely on vulgarity or ad homonyms to make a point.

[dayummitssam]

i understand that people are entitled to their opinions. even retarded people like you :/

[adam2point0]

how does an argument always manage to start on every video?

[ninaenamorada079]

nothing, just some people don't know how to respect different races and cultures

[prrrrecious]

I thought Penocha was pussy. or something like that.

[mou55yy]

Blame it on the flu gotu feelin blue, blame it on the swine got u feelin blind blame it on the mex mex mex mex mex Mexicans lol Repost 2 10 videos to b cure

[Bv251]

Lol..."You see my dot...it does not say you are here"...

[mou55yy]

pendeja means pussy

ya fukn slow

[Rh3niUm64]

no it doesnt

[kidman130]

no it doesnt

it means stupid like u pendejo

[mou55yy]

fuk u bitch it doesnt mean stupid

pendeja means sum who scare

so stfu up

u stupid hoodrat

[kidman130]

dude u r tellin a mexican what a pendeja means

estas pendejo

[mou55yy]

thats bitches ur fukn mexican u gate hoper

mayb pendejo means stupid in ur immigrant langueage but

in others in means sum1 thats scare

bitch

so wat does estupido means bithc it means stupid

go hop bak 2 mexico

Blame it on the flu gotu feelin blue, blame it on the swine got u feelin blind blame it on the mex mex mex mex mex Mexicans lol

[fotos009]

fuck u bitch...step up to a real MEXICANA ill knock ur ass out...

[mou55yy]

sure u will mexicans cant fight u pussy dipshittttttt u fukn gate hoper yo my uncle got a farm u n ur family want 2 work in there the pay aint good but u get free acess to u.s.a

[ninaenamorada079]

fuck you, what's wrong with mexicans going to the U.S when its made up of multicultural backgrounds, besides, some of the U.S use to belong to mexico, there's nothing strange of finding mexicans there, u racist dip shit!

[mou55yy]

learn ur history it belonged 2 mexico

but they sold it needed mney poor niggaz like u

[camaxtli1076]

Hey MOU you should fuckin pay attention at school...(I guess you don't go) but well, Mexico didn't sell its territory it was forced to after the invasion provoked by your country... And pendeja in Mexico means, something like dumbass in a very mean way. PENDEJO!

[mou55yy]

well like i said beforre u dumb hoe

pendejo might means sumbass

but in another spanish speaking country it dont mean dumbasss it mean sum1 thats pussy u stupid hoe

[ninaenamorada079]

your so dumb and racist, get your facts right, besides even if part of mexico was sold to americans you can't expect the mexicans to disappear and I'm not a nigger and at least have a little respect for different races

[mou55yy]

im dumb get a degree then come talk to me

right i hate mex they gave people the swine flu

disgusting fuckersss

[ninaenamorada079]

You ignorant dip shit everyone knows that it started out in california and made its way to mexico, besides, the U.S has made many new diseases and Mexico makes one and your saying they're disgusting? Look in the mirror BITCH!

So don't call mexicans disgusting

[DaBOSShagene]

why the fuck would you put that you stupid ass americans brought it back to the US, your worse than them making fun of them

[fotos009]

what a fuckn net banger HAHA...u talk alot of shit puto but i dont see the walk...and you hate mexicans damm that sucks? well guess what bitch this is our territory and were not going n e where!!! fuckn gavacho...

[stormyangel303]

u need to stop hating in mexicans cause u know this country could not survive with out us. yeah we r beaners but its better than being racist

[willnotdiemh]

thank you are you a Latino? im a Latina.

they do need to stop talking junk about the mexican coulture!!

[Mexikanemi08]

First off spell Culture right

Second a Latina is smart

Third It's a comedy lolz

[willnotdiemh]

haha not funny. and thanks for callin me smart sence im latina!

[Mexikanemi08]

A smart proud Latina women can at least spell, your a pendeja on Youtube calling yourself a Hispanic. Your not Mexican and your not Latina, just a white girl pretending to be, so STFU already.

[longhornbabe13]

yea mexico might have came up with the swine but the americans are the ones passing aids which unlike the swine flu is incurable.....tell me which one is more disgusting

[sonofthedestroyer]

Swine flu was created by the CIA.

[karottop124]

Who told you that bullshit?

[Burningsoul777]

Swin flu is a mixture of avian, human, and pig flu It didn't originate from any of the following I just mentioned what happened is that it mutated and fused...even before "swine flu" mutated people were known for catching the respitory disease in pigs that was also referred to as "Swine flu". Don't go providing false information. Hope I helped and hope you don't take this offensively.

[Burningsoul777]

ROFL!

[karottop124]

Sorry to tell you this Longhorn, but the swine flu is just a name for a extreme form of the flue, which originated from Humans, not swine.

[Burningsoul777]

There is nothing wrong with mexican's in our country...but if they are going to come they should do it legally..When they have a medical issue a hospital can't turn them down and since they have no insurance cause they aren't legal it comes out of the taxpayers pockets which hurts the economy. Don't take this the wrong way I have very good friends that are mexicans..but just as I don't like any other race "sneaking" into the country. I'd rather mexicans, blacks, whites etc. Not to do it ever.

[ecuaheat]

IF the american health system was even 1 percent good there will be no faking illegals!!!! cause think of it they all want better life's they want a good job that give them benefits for dental and health. im not trying to be rude but that reality. i mean cuba has a great hospital over there for free if ur in that country and i saw sicko and wow did they not ask any questions like in the states

[screwmixmaster]

it does mean stupid dumb ass im mexican i should know

[mou55yy]

bitch it means stupid in mexican language only stupid bitch it doesnt mean stupid in another speaking spanish country u fukn dumb motha fucker

[screwmixmaster]

i know dumb shit  im mexicano aka form mexico stupid ass n it does mean stupid you dumb pussy shit mother fucker n before u get behind your lol key board n talk shit learn the fuckin language

[mou55yy]

u know wat pendeja means in mexican stupid bitch it might b stupid in urs

but in puerto rico n d.r it means

sum1 thats pussy like u stupid two time hoe

[thecoolteacher]

doesn't the American colony set the standard for Spanish in the World? Just asking.... Historically and for the record without the U.S. muchachita you'd still be a Spanish colony. Puerto Ricans have it easy they should either become our 51st or we should kick them in the ass and let them go their own way.

[atomi50]

wow what show is this?

Gabriel is amazing

[EpixPuddles]

He is SO funny!! I laugh EVERYTIME I see him!!!

[OhEmGeeWhiteMonkey]

Pendeja means like, fucker.

[emilianus14]

no, it means dumbass,dumbass

[OhEmGeeWhiteMonkey]

No, dumb ass, it means like, fucker, asshole, or stupid. Depending on how you use it.

[biznaj]

woah wtf is this on Defjam?

[caramelcoated89]

i lOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH i WATCH iT AND WATCH iT AND iT JUST NEVER GETS OlD HES THE BEST.... CARlOS MENCiA HAS NOTHiNG AGAiNST GABRiEL iGlESiAS

[Tigerman1138]

I don't speak Spanish, well I do a little, but what does his MOTHER SAY? It's censored and everyone laughs. My guess is that his mother said she's an idiot or "fucking idiot" in Spanish. Anyone help out?

[Nolinin]

You Nailed it. The word Pendeja, can translate to that.

[kidman130]

es un pendeja

which means retarted or really stupid

[DemonAshuraX]

did he get less fluffy? or is it me?

[ExLxExMxExNxT]

this is when he was younger

[jun1or777]

damm he looks young

[knucklescapricorn31]

"How do they know?"

lol!

[kyle4thenight]

Isn't this off of the Comedy Central Stand-Up Podcast?

[xXxEmilyJonasxXx]

sure is! i just got it 20 min. ago! small world!

[1000WattsProductions]

I MET HIM A WRESTLEMANIA!!!!

Super nice guy.

[FordFan505]

wich wrestlemania

[1000WattsProductions]

Wrestlemania 25. Just recently. It was awesome.

[PhenomFan013]

HOLY SHIT! Gabriel was at WrestleMania 25? I didn't know he was a wrestling fan! Now I have even more respect for him.

[gmtz300]

funny shiit