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  • I am Jack's spine. I write letters to Jack. Jack makes shitty flash games about them.

  • I am offensive and I find this Southern

  • R.E.M, Not bad, Not bad.

  • The story's actually not too bad. Just needs a lot of work.

    3/10

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  • "there's our dad that's never looking at us, ever".

    THE PROTAGONIST IS BILLYMC.

  • Apparently the person who made it is from Sweden...

  • I see people are still taking Mike Dawson's course at UCLA.

  • MOI GROTTY PISS-STAINED FLASH GAME

  • Great game design where if you don't want irrelevant puzzles in your game remove every single puzzle from it.

  • Now I'm gonna say something.....the story....has promise,the images are horrid,the interface is crap,the execution of said story is sloppy,but the underlying.....plot...if placed in a better game and...explained a bit more would be good....Doesn't excuse the issues with this game though.....not even CLOSE.....but there is something good in it!

  • This was made with a Gameboy Camera.

  • I'm gonna be honest, I actually like the story of this little flash. Oh it's terrible definitely, the interface is just badly done and the graphics are shit, but I actually like the story and the somewhat understandable twist ending which to me makes a lot of sense.

    Oh well-10/10

  • Come on guys. Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom on Viddler. It won't even be as time-consuming as a rongpurae.

  • the lp was funny and it's true this isn't the best game in the world but there's no need to diss the author directly. she worked hard on it. if you want to say otherwise then you could just try to learn Actionscript and make a flash game yourself.

    This isnt really directed at retsuprae because i know they're just goofing around, but I feel I had to say this because some of the youtube comments are getting retardedly out of hand...

  • @AxAie How many girls that you've defended on the internet have rewarded you with sex? My guess: not many.

  • I would have left too if I were related to this girl.

  • Final Fantasy 8 did NOT have a perfect story.

  • @HuskyVerbatim Or even a GOOD story for that matter -_-

  • @kyo1546 My favorite part was when one flying high school started shooting motorcycles at another flying high school.

  • @HuskyVerbatim Whaaat? How could you not love the part when he's floating in outer space having an inner monologue about love just waiting for that convenient spaceship to come save his life?

  • ... But on the plus side,

    She likes R.E.M.

    :D

  • This actually seems like a pretty cool storyline

  • HO HUM

  • Happy Birthday Ivy!

    I want you to have my necklace.

    Take care of the others

    now that I've left, okay?

    And... I'm sorry

    //Jake

  • The thing with the brother was unnecessary...and the sound was the thing that was her least favorite. WOW. anyone else see a problem with this? Maybe this girl really should be examined in a mental hospital

  • If anything, this girl must have gotten her inspiration from Darkseed.

  • In the last note with the R.E.M music video mention.

    Her goal: Make a horrid flash...etc.

    She meant to say horror, I would imagine, but leaving it as is means she's already accomplished it.

  • Will say this, WAY more thought put into this then escape/pursuit/trapped

  • I'd love to see the parents reaction.

    "Well sweety, what did you do with our pictures in your game thing?"

    *father broken arms, mother dead in river, brother = relationship*

    ... sweety, I think we need to talk... Here, have our house.

  • I think Navigtr wrote the description.

  • It's pretty obvious the author had to compromise before she was able to get other people in this.

    "Dad, Mom, Sis--Can you guys be in the horror game I'm making for the internet?"

    "Is this for everyone to see? Well, we're not comfortable with that."

    "C'mon...PLEASE??? I don't have any friends to help me with this!"

    "Oh...fine. Just make sure you don't show our faces at all."

    "Wha--...Oh, fine..."

  • @JanitorAntisocial >Makes fun of the author having no friends

    >Account name is JanitorAntisocial

    OH THE IRONY

  • @DragoonBoom

    :_:

  • Did anyone else notice the pikachu poster lol

  • ...Okay, I swear I've watched this video like ten times and I still have no goddamn idea what the story is.

  • The 4th Nocturnal Letter is an invitation to Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom.

  • @MoonshadowCaz

    Might I ask how the whole Meet N' Fuck Kingdom joke got started?

  • @leviathan1173 Watch the final part of Arrival in Hell 2.

  • @MoonshadowCaz

    Thanks.

  • This was just so amazingly shitty in every way.

    The graphics are absolutely horrendous, the gameplay is nonexistent, the sound is ear rape, the story is uninspired shit and basically every flash horror game ever.

    I really wish I didn't play this. You could've at least somehow made it kill me after playing through the story just so I didn't have to live with the burden of having experienced this terrible shitty mess.

    9/10!

    People find this review helpful

    I'm not joking, this is a real review.

  • I think the worst part of this game is that it's wasted potential. With better graphics and programming, this could've been a shining example of what really makes good horror good. Atmosphere. These crazy things are happening not in some abandoned mansion or a space station that would give OSHA fits, but a normal house. The letters were actually kinda creepy too. This could've been a genuinely creepy game about a slow descent into madness. I really hope the author improves.

  • i dont no wy u keep makeing vids for horrrid flash gaems

    :D

    10/10

    People find this review helpful.

  • Final Fantasy 8 is one of her favorite games... I think that speaks for itself

  • "Guile, did Bison break your arms? Guile look at me, damnit"

  • @krilc OF COURSE!!!

  • -was the graphics, the story wasn't that bad, i mean think about it, it could've been like that stupid Freddy Krueger(sp?) flash game, you guys may not remember that but i do, and in the near future maybe explain the plotline alittle better and improve graphics and show us who this "Jake" is.

    so creator if your reading this, take this to heart and i honestly look forward to what your sick twisted mind comes up with.

    6/10

  • @CCRockit People think this is a useless review.

  • @lich109

    No they dont, between both my comments i got 12 thumbs up...lol

  • @CCRockit even more reason people on newgrounds would hate it, it's good, points out flaws and hidden potential, and is liked by people who like critics.

  • @lich109

    ...so they'd hate it because its a good review?

    thats believeble, for newgrounds.

  • Honestly? All kidding aside, i think the story avoided alot of horror game cliches, like puzzles and whatnot.

    exploring? I can live with, thats pretty much a standard for games i dont think you can avoid that really, had she worked alittle harder on the graphics maybe or i dunno got a digital camera or whatever this might have been a decent flash game, the incest thing was a bit of a twist i honestly didn't see that coming, so really if you think about it the only horrid thing about the game-

  • Why is the secret noise from Back to the Future?

  • This game didn't seem that bad. Coulda been better, but it wasn't god awful.

  • @Yoshinator No, that was pretty terrible.

  • ...What the fuck did I just watch?

  • 10:23 in normal resolution makes it look like "I still know how to act like a banana."

  • The only good thing about this game is that the creator seemed cute.(couldn't tell for sure cause of the low res pic)

  • @Forever1234 eww no. Her nose is huge.

  • Did you read the review for this?

    The people that played this ENCOURAGED HER.

  • She didn't want to find blood.

    -River of blood

    -Bloody handprints

    -The tears of blood I cried from watching this

  • Its funny to see how fewer people viewed this video versus part 1. This flash is so bad even Retsupurae can't save it.

  • MuscleBomber is still around!

    watch?v=TvwVUFKdWKE

    The hilarious part is that his channel has Megaman pictures stacked on top of Bomberman pictures. A huge source of confusion with that guy IIRC.

  • you havent put up any videos making fun of lpers in a long time

  • Gratz on over 25k subs retsupurae! Now make some new videos damnit!

  • Newgrounds review: "An absolute piece of shit" 9/10 Hell yeah.

  • Eh i think i'm going to unsubscribe, they need to start making more videos, I do miss the retsupuraes, but I would stay for the retsufrashs if they made them more than 1 month intervals.

  • /watch?v=AlmqzIxw1_g

  • Diabeetus is one suave fucker.

  • I miss the golden age of retsupurae, with BillyMC, electricalbeast, Bummer Man, and Navgtr, and every other doofus screeching through Mega Man and serenading their lovers by stumbling through Braid. The retsufrash's just aren't all that funny in comparison. Don't forget your origins. Don't regretsplay the retsupurae.

  • @azzythehero Dude, the only non-golden age of retsupurae is when they stop making videos. Even they're most dull and pointless videos that they themselves hate are comedy gold to me. I think you should be happy that now we have 2 forms of RP, retsupurae and retsufrash. Though I do admit I wish they would put out some new regular RP videos, to balance the tons of flash games they're been mocking.

  • I love how the humorous narration seemingly grinds to uncomfortable SERIOUS BUSINESS mode as the incest subplot comes up.

  • and his parents said "You ain't gonna use us in this game if it gets laughed at."

    and he answered "No mom! This is going to be the greatest horror game evere!"

    His brother doubted it and let himself to be used just because of pity for his stupid brother.

  • Well at least we know the next retsuprae may be Electrical Beast's Thrilling Mario Finale. (Not Really),

  • You know what this reminds me of?

    The beast of yucca flats. It has the same bizarre unintentional dreamlike shit going on with a crazy narration.

    A flag on the moon. Progress.

  • u guys are awesome

  • Slowbeef, did you stop smoking? You sound so much better now, than when you did your The Immortal Let's Play, where you talk briefly about your smoking habits.

  • o.O, thanks to the comments, I found out ElectricalBeast made Episode 60. I found myself hitting my forehead a couple of times so with that said, it is time to finish the cliff-hanger. :P

  • Alright. You made your point. Now do ElectricalBeast's Episode 60.

    Or do a retsupurae. Leave the retsufrashes to Chip and Ironicus. Bet you're losing subscribers because of this crap.

  • @fatmanfiftythousand Funny thing about that, this ep was brought up in their Metroid Prime Megathread for ther current LP of the trilogy. Suffice it to say, they already know about that ep and will most likely do it in the near future.

  • @Rocks21 Hopefully soon....although the more I think about it the harder I think it's gonna be for them to do- although I think they'll have more than enough material if and when.

  • @fatmanfiftythousand Hopefully soon. A lot of people are doing it now too and most of them are pretty shitty which I think may be the reason for them not doing an RP because its starting to become a fad.(a small one, but still it can kill it just as easily as a big fad). You'll never know though.

  • @fatmanfiftythousand

    I actually love these more than the let's plays even.

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  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself Same, mainly for the fact that they are generally longer. Why I also prefer their own actual Lets Plays too to the Retsupuraes, nevermind that their own Lets Play vids are also more frequent, which is also good. This flash here was just plain boring is all, like the Final Fantasy Solo Redmage Retsu, only that was shorter. The Arrival in Hell or Godlimation vids for example are more interesting than this flash, and the lullaby music also doesn't help Nocturnal Letters any.

  • ElectricalBeast made Episode 60.

  • Please return to doing bad LPs.

  • Here's a suggestion: gXqHIFuj9bU

  • did players who played this also like meet and fuck kingdom?

  • This reminds me of mystery science theater 3000, except for the fact that there is no 50 years ago euphemism. It just plain sucks.

  • HAI GUIZ I AM SPINE CORPSES REMEMBER TO FORGET LAWLERBALLZ! :D

    I'm hoping for a sequel just to see more gibberish like that. That, and one sentence incest stories shoehorned in there for no reason at all.

  • 1 person could not beat nocturnal letters

  • Maybe she was trying to make an informative web game about the dangers of incest? Like an even worse written Reefer Madness as seen through the eyes of someone going insane after banging her brother and how she destroyed her family because of...wait what happened in the factory again?

  • 7:24 holy shit I wish I could write letters so they just sorta float off the paper.

  • i keep thinking that its a screamer and its gonna scare the shit out of me....this is a game? o_O

  • 7:55 Best awkward pause ever.

  • How masochistic are you guys??

  • It's sad how seeing people defy common sense seems perfectly normal. "This flash sucks yet I'll upload it anyway" shouldn't be this common and mundane.

  • @PickpocketSan But then again, the same could be said about Youtube. How many idiotic videos do you see here trending/recommended on here? How many Fred videos have there been? Common sense is sadly sparse nowadays.

  • I heard that back to the future music occasionally in the background!!!

  • So that's why I've been seeing all those visions! I've been drinking filthy, unfiltered water from the dirty river behind my house! I should kill myself instead of going to a hospital.

    Oh and by the way, I've been getting fucked by my brother for the past few years, doesn't have anything to do with the "plot", I just thought I'd tell you.

  • just sitting here with my broken arms, as you can see

  • Try reviewing a game while NOT being a pretentious douchebag.

  • @TheDonaldPierce It's not a review.

  • @EbolaZidane It's a sandwich

  • "SAVE WORLD SANITY

    "ONE LAUGH AT A TIME"

  • All of that drama and suspense and I still don't know know abut the origins of her dad's Guile haircut.

    FUCK THIS GAME!!!1!11

    7/10

  • Fuck bad lpers, retsupurae should just review anything. No matter what, it will be funny.

  • In the crediys it days thanks to my friend with the webcam xD

  • We all float down here Ivy! When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

  • at 3:21 its pikachu!

  • 02:53

    A Charmander's back!

  • 57 likes and 0 dislikes YA! retsupurae is the shit! 1/10

  • How does a flash game?

  • The fuck?

  • @vsncaranage

    BECAUSE IT'S SEXY.

  • MY FATHER HAVE STARTED TO GO INSANE

  • The story could be good with a lot of refining.

  • @Elliottslingsby So, 5/5?

  • To me it seems like the creator was trying way too hard to make her game as creepy as possible, and as a result it ended up falling on its ass and failing miserably.

  • fastfish, heartdeseeease and tyson.

  • No comments?

  • Worse than Arise imo.

  • You know, I still don't think this was all that bad overall compared to other horrendous crap they've sat through. The ending was fucked up, sure, but the author was obviously trying to avoid an anticlimatic payoff. Hey, the ghosts could have turned out to be letal viruses with breast cancer that were telepor'ed from the Arise 'verse by Dan McNeely to tell you that you're stupid for not playing Donkey Kong, but they didn't. She really did TRY not to make it shitty.

  • Wow that incestual information was really fucked up and a little Too Much Information, the game sucks ass already, don't need to be letting everyone else know of that shit, but LMFAO at the whole this was made in the south

  • Jumping is a bad cliche in platformers.

  • I woulad watych thiser vidao btua mya onitor is froma 1985 so ai can'at sea anyeathing, I'la giave a tena anyewats. 1/10

  • Pretty sure an incest angle was literally the last thing I was expecting.

    That...sure is a thing.

  • inb4 "This game is horrible! 10/10" comments.

  • It's a pity that Newgrounds isn't owned by Amazon - the incestual content would have had this remotely nuked from orbit and then purged from any machines that have touched it.

    We can only dream...

  • Well. At 7:45 this game got really fucked up real fast.

  • LOL YOUTUBE MAKES THE SHITTY BACKGROUNDS EVEN WORSE

  • Dearest slowbeef,

    I am youtube.

    I am the emptiness which leaves your video frozen solid. While others feel anger, frustration, and impatience, you feel nothing at all.

    I see the true nature of retsupurae.

    Do you really think LPs have a purpose?

    I know the answer and it's not what you want it to be. It doesn't matter if you upload, because it will all be taken down by the youtube mods.

    Camcorders don't have enough memory.

  • /watch?v=AlmqzIxw1_g

  • @MrChobity Nice! What an awful video.

  • Awesome!

  • 2:23 Would you please pass the... Oh dear god, nevermind!

  • so if the main character was in a incestuous relationship and is based off

    the author....

  • Personalliy, I think the creators notes are the worst part of the game. They simply consist of boring, irrelvant nonsense about the creator that no one cares about, and if I was playing (unlikely) I'd be insulted that THAT was the '100% reward'.

    The story went nowhere, the background images might as well not have been there, it wasn't remotely scary....need I say more?

  • This is funny, but when are you guys going to do bad Lp'ers again?

  • @pschill18 i thought this said "bad lepers"

  • @pschill18 you have a point, but i actually prefer them making fun of bad games rather than bad LPers

  • @foamy766 I'd like to see them do both if possible.

  • @pschill18 I'd actually like to watch retsupurae make a Let's Play for a change.

  • @Soragan Both these guys HAVE done Let's Plays. They have their own channels for that.

  • @Soragan Wow, boy are you behind, Google Slowbeef or Diabetus Lets Play/race, google Proteus4994 too while you're at it. Slowbeef is the one who even popularized the trend of video Lets Play.

  • @Rocks21 Oh, how cool. I only saw their videos on Youtube, thanks.

  • @pschill18 Look on there Bliptv they have some gameplays there.

  • @FoolishFaggot I do its just that I miss the old days with Billy and etc...

  • I know about that just miss them making in fun of bad let's players such as Billy.

  • @pschill18 lack of shit lp's are probably due to people smartening up and improving, lol.

  • @IJtheNinja Have you checked the internet? lol.

  • @pschill18 I kinda like Retsufrashes more. Ever since the "God Damn" video they've been more serious and pissed when mocking bad LPers rather than joking around and just having fun which, while it's still enjoyable, it's one of the things that made their older videos like of Cornshaq and FFL2and3rocks more amusing.

  • @PickpocketSan everyone likes different thing but they could do both.

  • @PickpocketSan

    They did a retsupurae on FFL2and3Rocks?

  • @PaulVonHindenberg If I'm not mistaken, it's an older video they did. The game FFL was playing was Warioware and the video is simply called "Wario."

  • @PickpocketSan I disagree. It also seems you're misinterpreting an entourage effect with how Diabetus and Slowbeef themselves can take to lets plays. The videos you mentioned all featured 3 or more lively people together, Slowbeef, Diabetus, Proteus and Shmorky. In very few of the videos post God Damn do they themselves get really anymore more pissed or "serious"(They rarely even are), than even some of their earliest vids solely featuring the two, like the Contra3.or IWBTG videos.

  • @Rocks21 That's true.  It just seemed like they were less joking around and more serious with the newer retsupuraes (not retsufrashes, though) to me, even compared to the past videos that only had the two of them. At least they're still fun to watch.

  • @pschill18 LOL Thier 50 cent LP was hillarious:D

  • God, is this game was made with 16-bit colors ?

  • @kefkasakura

    More 1.6 

  • Inceest.

  • I'll give this Flash game one thing: it doesn't do the bullshit "graphics: ivy, story: ivy, programming: ivy" credits so many other Flash games are fond of. She clumps them all together and just credits "myself". Breezy, casual, classy. If only the game could be that way.

  • MAAAYN I AM SO SCARED MAYN

  • She recorded this crap.... with a webcam..... holy shiiiiiiiiiit.... THATS SO FUCKING HARDCORE!!!!! xD

  • She ruined R.E.M. for me.

  • Well, that's far from the worst game you shown us. It is still a bad game though.

  • 4:59

    I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bollshit! I did not hit her! I did NAAAHHHHT.

  • @Rogueofmv Tommy Wiseau FTW!

  • @Rogueofmv Oh hi Mark.