IM Status Messages (and sexy stomach pics)

[sinaye1]

I've looking all through his blog, but I can't find it. What's wrong with Joe?

[sabxzilla]

"i'm so bummed because my vibrator is out of batteries"

blahahaha i love rewatching these and catching stuff i didn't notice before, you slay me joe

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

Ohmygod, you are my favorite YouTuber in the history of the Internet, and I just discovered you tonight through Answerly. Where have you been all my life!?!?!

[oneninja8]

@LilyTheAnnoyance In a cupboard, under some stairs.

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

Thumbs up if you tried to go to hotornawt.internet...

[MrCerati19]

omg i m 30 and want to be inside you, this makes me one of those elderly men!!

[teddy5615]

it looks like the inside of a butt ... see the last 2 have cum

[Simplertous]

omg i love the octopus!



[roxanney4]

lol at the pervert part

[MarisolIreneable]

AARON'S PARTY!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[xstarbucksjunkie]

I'm not surprised that your fingernails are nice... I'll never forget the video when you admitted to buying that pedicure thing from that guy in the mall hahahaha

[hollaa19]

lol - which IM are you using? I love those preferences!

[tybofborg]

Thanks, Joe, I've always wondered what my dick would see if it was 14 inches long and I stuck it down your throat. And now I can! It's a dream come true!

[nitsuji16]

OMG, what IM are you using?! I need to find out if I've been outed... >_>

[TheIncredibleLaken]

I love old Aaron Carter songs!

[Namatok]

OMFG HILARIOUS!!!

[csmiles4dance]

pretty riveting stuff coming up <3

[XxADTRBMTHxX]

i love ur voice

[dakopp89]

you could be in a saw game, but i hope not. you don't do bad tings

[dudewitstix]

gosh u never shut the fuck up huh

[NinetiesYouth]

Thank God you're gay

[DaLoOoLaQ8]

You Move Your Hand Alot.

[mizeri4life108]

@DaLoOoLaQ8 That is what she said.

[DaLoOoLaQ8]

@mizeri4life108 Who Said?!

[mizeri4life108]

@DaLoOoLaQ8 You don't know the that's what she said joke?

[DaLoOoLaQ8]

@mizeri4life108 Oh That's Supposed To Be A Joke! Oops! Sorry I Don't Know That Kind Of Joke! Its Not Even Funny! :|

[yousospicehh]

If they made a Joe fragrance it would smell like doritos and people with no friends.

[xTheFaNTaSTiiC]

@yousospicehh Ooah, easy there, my name isn't Joe. 

[Dustygenisis]

@yousospicehh how do you know what people with no friends smell like... o rite... you smell yourself

[redlinepilot88]

so when r u going to get off your ass and upload a new video????

[17randomness17]

Hey Joe, you look like Ad-rock or whoever in the video for "make some noise" by the Beastie Boys the guy in red is like a mix between you and elijah wood lolol

[strokette95]

Heyy! Do you know sign language? Or just that specific sign? Lol.

[unabnats]

not good to be feeling sick. But, could add some soulfulness to your music. You're obviously very talented. But would not hurt to add a little pain to some songs. Pun intended.

[Wiiinfinity]

YOU ARE HYSTERICAL! I WANT MOAR EPISODES! YOU ARE HOT TOO!

[smartasstweak]

Does Joe read off of something he already wrote for his videos? His eyes are shifty. Unless he's just naturally shady...:)

[chatomaravato]

i love joe, hes magical. <333

*haters be gone, no one likes you and you guys smell of expired string cheese

[ScottishHades]

You replace a vibrator with a purple octipus?! You probs could have bought some new batteries instead.

[RubyGTV]

what music is that in the background?

[lailinde]

Ha, So it's got to be way less creepy when younger guys say they want to get inside you! Right? :-/

[Reymis1996]

are you gay?

[DinosaurGabby]

@Reymis1996 no,he's coconuts.

[ceres51892]

Oh! It was Pumpkin's birthday, or...? Because that's kinda sad.

Oh, Joe! I need to get a little caught up on your blog, but I knew from the title that it was going to be something like that because you've been sick.

This was a funny video. I know exactly what you mean with the music thing, and the IM settings. Ha. Story of my life's awkwardness.

-Ri

[galleryofbrokenparts]

Hah hah. Player.

[soichirokun]

why don't you talk a bit about Young and Free pt.2? we want to know more about it!!

[dreamskinner]

congratulations Joe, you stole my boyfriend with your writ ;)...he's now watching every video of yours...he may also be making a voodoo doll with your name on it O_o

[honeeybuns]

LOL!

[Xstarchain]

You are my new fave =O

[GhettoRaven]

you make me laugh soo hard :L ily joseph <3 please never stop makin videos :')

[robertdagr8t]

I love you Joe :-)

[ykccad]

"AUTOMATICALLY ACCEPT VIDEO MESSAGE CALLS WHEN I'M CHANGING CLOTHES"

[15stargaze]

Do i need to make you another get well drawing?D:

[TalkingAndStuff]

I was about to just post "MY CAT ACTUALLY DIED FOUR YEARS AGO!!" but then I realized that came off as strange. not that I'm not used to coming off as strange/creepy. But I was laughing at your intro for a long time (which is horrible because yeah I mean cats deaths aren't funny, yet whatever you say seems to make me giggle and thus yes. I laughed!) & I was trying to explain to my dad what I was laughing about & we calculated that my cat T.C. (Top Cat) actually died ~4 years ago! #Connections

[2015072]

you look like topher grace

[propagandaisepic]

LMAO my heart will go on will repeat again :P

[1AussieInJapan]

I'm glad you're feeling better. :-)

[csmiles4dance]

Joe i read your blog post and please dont leave the internet ever! there are still a lot of people out there who just watch the youtubers who do it for the entertainment and sharing rather than all of the fame and publicity...as long as youre on youtube ill be watching your videos :)

[ErinLindsay13]

That happens to me all the time. Its like the first song will be something awesome and hen BAM! Dancing Queen starts playing and you have to explain how big of an ABBA fan your mom is when secretly you just really love ABBA. It gets awkward.

[millimunki]

aaron carter hahaha

[girlwiththeweirdname]

NAME IS JOE FULL VERSION?

[solarisqs]

"Elizabeth." If you're going to make up friends Joe you could at least come up with more interesting names.

[horselover12295]

Your videos always brighten my day Joe :)

[42sk8rgirl42]

I can't belive a vibrator even wants you.

[vikiwozeya]

Henry is sexy.

[siemprebae]

You pesimistic satire makes me ooze with bubbly delight, not in a creepy way, and also laugh, a lot. Thanks!

[madisonakabored]

You are the best ever..<3

[redlinepilot88]

my Magikarp is going to kick your staryus ass

[Kippz214]

Ahh! The joys of not having an iPod!

[ssfanpire]

omg u are so skinny. i love your channel but i cant help but notice your skinny legs. ;)

[garyfromwv40]

I'm one of those "older gentlemen" I guess. LOL So glad you didn't refer to us as "nasty, old pervs." :)

[ISnoggedHarry]

It's soooo goooooood to seeee youuuuuu... alive. You're looking well! I'm glad to hear you're starting to feel better. <3

Also, I'm pretty sure no one actually knows when their cat's birthday is.

[IamCaseyyyy]

Oh, vaginas...

[typicaljeremy]

LOL the Cup of Joe thing is the best part! :) Love!!!!

[soundlyawake]

yay for feeling better!

and also, i'm sure there are some fetishers that enjoy those pictures erotically.

[MacSchoen]

Obviously I am loving this video

[cartoonfreak9]

My iPod always plays the really bad artists I am embarrassed to have like Joseph Birdsong and DK1...

[duarteinacan]

YAY! A video of yours :D

[doiconfuseyou]

You seem a lot happier now that you're all better joe. Which makes me happy. You are my mental best friend.

[seankivi]

That's totally not the sign. For the sign you make a two going under a B shaped hand. The two shaoed fingers are pointed as if you are looking at someone. That is how to sign pervert in ASL :)

[LORRAINERAM]

Haha I love your videos :)

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

i had fun masturbating

[kevinlover234]

I want that Henry doll.

[emmaetta]

I didn't notice your fingernails so I re watched the video. They are nice

[LykaiosFaolan]

Ahhhhh, been without youtube for too long due to unknown connection issues. I get it back today and huzzah! A new Disneykid1 video. My day is made. Your hat always makes me so happy. :')

[erichatesyourface]

Your videos are always so funny

[thesinger537]

yah im a cereal killer and i want to take ur stomach! just kidding! or am i? i probably am kidding! maybe... Ok i am kidding jeez

[dlyc4714]

i have to get my stomach "scoped" every two years - not fun! tell us more about the old guys who want to be inside you??? that is really scary!

[gregvstheuniverse]

Could you please get a full body MRI? The stomach is great and all but I'd really like more information to go off of before I hunt you down and wear your organs like a coonskin cap.

[LoveLuckCouture]

this one was realy good hahah i laughed a lot thank youuuu

[williamcanfly]

mm yeah show me more of that normal hypopharynx-cricopharyngeus.

[Kirkpanda]

Lol, you're soo crazy, but oh soo funny :)



[UnicornCrackAddict]

Dear Joe, I have now watched this video three times because I've missed you so much! Love you. I'm glad your getting better!!!

[Cindisfirstmoustache]

Obviously those photos were 'shopped cause there wasn't any boones farm in your stomach.

[disneykid1]

@Cindisfirstmoustache They wouldn't let me eat or drink for 14 hours beforehand! It was most sober I've been in years.

[Ganychan]

Good to see you again, Joe, get better !!

[amojarro1]

have you heard any of Miley's new music?

[o0oviceo0o]

joseph, you are very funny and talented, and I am very happy that you have a youtube channel. too many people out there are fucking idiots, and I'm glad that you're not. I'm glad that you're in my life!! ok, bye.

[LittleRawrAnaa]

Sexiest inside of a stomach I've ever seen.

I'm not a creep.

[xChalala]

I go to all these indie-electronic-rock- festivals, but one of my most played songs is Toxic by Britney Spears.

[SnapplePoet]

yes to aaron carter, yes.

[aquaticsirens]

you know the batteries go in the vibrator not in you?

it took me a few shots to get it right.

good luck!

[bunnyxanadu]

Your voice kind of reminds me of Mr. Mackey. I love you anyway.

[stersss]

You are awesome!

[PolysicsPanda]

So I started this video without sound, and I couldnt get my sound on. So while I am fixing my sound I see this pink hole, and I was like, omg what did you just show....

[AdamOnlineXII]

The batterys probably commited suiside.

[MickieManiac505]

Me thinks Joe should embrace the things he loves and share them with the world! I miss your 'favorites' on youtube *___* I found the Flood by Katie Melua through you! Which has actually had a great impact on my life I even did a class assignment on the song. IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU'RE CHANGING LIVES JOE. BE YOU AND EMBRACE THAT SHIT, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL T___T

[BelieveSteed]

I'm glad you're on your way to getting better. =-)

[bermyWHAT]

I freaking love your intros

[murtwcullen964life]

You make me happy.

[lookdownimthere]

Aarons party yesssss!

[nymphbelle]

I just love you Joe!!!

[Oatmealeo]

Anata wa watashi o egao ni suru - You make me smile

Love you Joe! x

[MLJGC]

Oh Joe, we love you in London, UK.  Come visit.

[coollikeyodais]

I had some sexy internal stomach photo's too, maybe we could trade.

[DlxGirl]

I smile when I look at your ears

[TheThunderDragoon]

I just love you. Can I put you in a Poké Ball and keep you with me?

[XmustXbeXemilyX]

so don't judge me (or do, this is the internet) but when you mentioned the nice nails thing at the end i thought "well, obviously! he was harassed into buying that nail care system at a mall back in philly and made a video about it." sorry i'm sorry for remembering too much about your life.

[izzy120391]

Oh my word your videos are so hilarious that it's pathetic - is my life so dull that you can cheer it up? Hahahaha.

Also, when can we expect to see Barbara back around? She on vacation or what? ;)

[deedsy]

feel better, joe!

[stephlovesthejobros]

There might be some super pervs who get off looking at pictures of your insides. Totally not speaking from experience...

[ditmoms1025]

It's alarming how many new viewers still question Joe's sexuality.

[xblinkRed54x]

Did that girl ever find that guy from omegle??? hahaha I'm curious

[brianific]

"Stop showing my awful music choices" was already checked.. fail Joe, fail. =P

[sailorstar1313]

lol I think I love you. Lets go on a date...and get some boones farm ;)

[1994nintendofreak]

I wonder what it takes to get into the comment section of your videos. If I say something weird like, "Cock and balls are inside me while I poop and eat chicken", will I get in?

[gasmath]

lol the part with the music playing at a friend's house reminded me of the part in Tina Fey's Bossypants where she talks about when she plays her music during a photoshoot. Her list was:

1. Annie Soundtrack - We'd like to thank you herbert hoover

2. WIlson Phillips - Hold On

3. Various Artists - That's what friends are for

4. Annie Soundtrack - We'd like to thank you herbert hoover

Your list was better... minus Hold On. :)

[disneykid1]

@gasmath yes! I remember that part. sadly I have Annie on mine, too. good book.

[Ch3micalboy]

yay i'm totes in the comment credits, i always knew you loved me joseph!

[RammyHamster5]

You're so adorable. I kind of want you as a Gigapet, that I hopefully won't forget to feed.

[shadowswallow]

I am extremely envious of your normal endoscopy results.

[owlcity216]

tomorrow's my birthday ;)

[HeyJeremyC]

Videos like this one remind me why I fucking love you. :)

[456puff]

Was I the only one who stared at the little Joe in the corner at the end?

[talia2038]

I missed you.

[thebeluga]

wait, what's wrong with Aaron's Party?!?!

[ToxicPopsicle]

Dear Joseph,

I'm glad you're not dead.

Love, Marcus

[magi134ema]

im really happy that you are on the way to feeling better and.. yeah. iwas gonna say i hope you feel better soon..but it's kinda redundant

[karibbeangirl18]

that milkshake comment is worth a fb status!

[ryman236]

I watched this with my cat. She's still alive though.

[Kpatable]

If you WANT to get your comment at the end of his videos, you never will, but if you're an idiot then you surely will. Just something I noticed.

[nolanlind]

i used to work in health care. i actually paused the video to see if they found anything wrong.

[AronJJ]

@nolanlind I paused the video to see if that was jizz inside.

[ORJACKZMIC]

Had this paused and then tried to click your shirt to start the video back up -.-

[lampreynoise]

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~

[92Nick182]

WHAT!?! A vibrator? I didnt know you were that gay!

[TheRealGuitarHero103]

where the crap did you get the ash hat

[RoryCurls]

crap now I gotta listen to ya harpy voice singing

[92Nick182]

Cats die cause they suck.

[123rbert]

You are cute and enjoyable to watch!

Take care of yourself and don't let these pathetic trolls bring you down!

With love,

123rbert <3

[romanceanimefan]

aww i was really looking forward to seeing the OUTSIDE of your stomach. boohoo

[PutMyUsernameHere]

Oh yeah, I already bought the song like a minute after I saw the video :D !

[TheSweetestVegan]

Great preferences! I stopped the video to read

[glyphreader]

You're too cute to be real. Also, I was a legendary battery killer with my vibrators until i got rechargeable batteries. Rayovac puts out a charger that is $8-10 and the rayovac batteries are $4-5 but it's a universal charger, any rechargeable battery will work in it. Wanking green since '09. 

[disneykid1]

@glyphreader I enjoyed this comment.

[aquaticsirens]

@glyphreader your compassion is riveting 

[maddymoosh]

I'm commenting for the same reason everyone else is.

[juliabobulia92]

lol. The volume on my computer randomly went up when you said "vibrator", and my mom was walking by my room. #awkward

[catmeow4]

Long time no see :\ hope you get better soon <3

[californiasunshineee]

You're baaack. <3 Hope you get better soon. :)

[TheGinger984]

 :) Love this :) You should reply to this comment just for fun :P It would be nice to know that your reading!

[BeccatheBizarre]

Oh, God. I think this actually makes Kristen's reputation better.

The inside of you looks more clean than I figured it would.

[vanitytragic]

i love that your cat is dead and you celebrate it's birthday so pathetic but thats why I fucking love you winona ryder

[lonelypterodactyl]

If I ask you if you're gay, will you put my comment at the end of your videos with a response: "You must be new?"

[disneykid1]

@lonelypterodactyl you must be old here.

[StormingRoads]

what's that white stuff in you stomach? did you had a date with zac efron and spend the entire time on your knees? lol love you joe

[milevaaa]

omg drunk kristen hickshit. perfect.

[Marcharig]

SO hot

[sodacorn92]

I'm so glad you are getting better! I've been reading your blog and am so glad your making videos again!

[FromCarter]

that looks more like a colon to me. and suddenly the printers of perverts everywhere start-up!

[LymeeLizi]

Your videos always make me laugh, I'm happy you're getting back to healthy so we can see more videos :)

[MsBadside]

I went to Cup of Joe in Columbus this weekend for Pride. Everytime I entered, I sang "Cup of Joe" and thought of you. lol.

[ishamaini1]

i never paid attention to your fingernails...but now its bugging me :P 

[megmurry]

Yeah, the iPod thing happens to me so much that I've had to actually create a playlist of all the songs I'm not ashamed of. It's called Cool Kid Music.

[bfrazer2008]

@megmurry I seriously have this playlist. And I'm not ashamed of it.

[broadout]

I hope you get well soon, I've been following your tweets for a while and you only seem to be giving more bad news. You are so amazing that you actually write blogs and make videos while your still ill, all I do is shut away from the world and marry and kill every single other sim that isn't mine in the sims 3.