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  • i love the fact that you don't care if this video could potentially ruin relationships and job oppurtunities. sad but true

  • @TheBdl1978 If this could ruin anything, it probably wasn't meant to be then. LOL

  • He was busy playn skyrm to answer you

  • @Bluntman124ever That's SKRIM to you Koolaide..

    You know, I used to be cool like you,.... then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • No, that imaginary thingamajig cant hear nor respond to you.

  • His face at the end sums it all up perfectly.

  • can you hear me now? hehehehhehe

  • @TruthSurge Go check out my featured vid now when you get time... 2 years later and I'm still asking for a sign (part 2 heehee)

  • hahahahaha this made me laugh, youre awesome dude

  • @schlafanzyk what are you are drummer dude?

    

  • @2eelShmeal I am, well, at least I try to be one. I mostly just wanna write songs and rock out. I love good riffs, melodies and rhythm, whether its on guitar, drums or piano, I dont care.

  • @schlafanzyk NICE!!! \m/

  • DONT SPAM LEGAL HERBAL SHOP PLEASE

    It's the real deal.

  • lmao good reply

  • @ConsolesR3worked thanks lol

  • I asked for a sign and I got a beer.

  • @saintpine Then there it is :

    GOD IS REAL !!!

    Honestly, I'd rather have the beer than the sign.... sounds like you made out well.... ; )

  • great video, real original work here. you turned me atheist. must have taken a while to make. props.

  • @asannder lol Welcome to the dark side young evil one.

  • lmao! word this made my day XD

  • "Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."

    ~ Marcus Aurelius

  • Epic thumbnail picture, but epic fail on the video.

  • You sound very drunk.

    You made a good point, though(:

  • You think God will show you a sign with you mocking him. This adulterous generation will receive a sign but it will be the sign of Jonah but even after that many will still not repent.

  • @JubalDredd Well heck, how could I have been so wrong? Your argument is rock solid.. NOW,.... I am totally convinced. That cinches it. Impressive. God is real !!!!!!!

    HEY EVERYBODY I FINALLY GOT MY SIGN!!!!!!

  • lmfao i'd like a rock to hit your head in this video as a sign. If god could hear us, there would not be people starving in africa, there would be no holy war, and there wouldn't be missionaries trying to be "Nice" on youtube lol.

  • ummmm. ....... that's pretty much the point of the vid....... hello!

  • Nice fake watch check.

  • Prayer. Why bother even if you believe? God already knows the outcome of your prayer before you make it. God's will is done regardless of your asking or not asking. Why waste the time when god would probably rather you put it to productive use like (reading the bible! HA!)

  • Why bother indeed?.......

    You can pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled first....

  • @2eelShmeal There's a famous saying you might like. It says "I used to pray to god as a kid for a new bike. Then I figured out God didn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" lol

  • i too old for fairytales you can read snow white if you like that has a resurrection in it.

  • O_O" I feel u bro

  • you dont even know what ur even doing.

    now ur just trying to take a scene from bruce almighty and make a joke out of it.

    really funny...

  • People talk to god every day and never get an answer. Why would it be so odd for him to answer back?

  • @2eelShmeal Many talk to God every day and they do receive answers. Just not atheists who hate God. You must have a very lack luster dream life.

  • @JubalDredd Really?! I must have just imagined hearing nothing when I was a child and dilegently prayed... of course I don't believe in the tooth fairy or Santa anymore either, perhaps it's because I'm an Athiest... or perhaps because I'm logical.

    No one hears everything, they find meaning in random events. Even if God where real, he'd still be a mass murdering, hateful, genocidal maniac.

  • I agree with you.

    If god truly loved us atheists (and he loves everyone according to the bible) he'd show himslef because otherwise we'd go to hell.

  • Dead on. And if a god DID appear, who could doubt then?

  • LOLOLOLOL

    I lol'd so much. And I love this video.

  • Ty- yeah drunk and bored is usually not a good combo. lol

  • Well fLyGoN160595, If he did that he would have just made life easy and fair in the beginning even if Adam and Eve messed up. And he does love everyone. That's why he at least decided to make the Bible for us all. So we can know about him and know what he wants and expects from us and etc. You know I watched the Christian channel and there was a part where Jesus said "Can't you just believe without seeing?" Basically, it means that you should just believe and not question God. The end.

  • so i should believe in everything without questioning it?

    I always knew santa clause was real :D

  • Yeah. Santa Clause was. He just can't live forever, he doesn't have magic, and he was born in turkey. Lol. You don't have to believe in EVERYTHING. It's hard to explain unless you're a Christian.

  • or not retarded.

  • If God wrote the bible, then where's His signature? That's all we ask... a little proof.... not much... just a little...but no, we have nothing. The bible was written by fallible humans. No creature of omnipotence could put together such a shoddy account.

  • @SakuraNaruto652 Actually man mad the bible, a story that if reviewed by anyone is clearly full of plot holes, incontinence and plain bad writing.

    It was written by man because people where superstitious (how long did people think the earth was flat? Or that everything in the universe rotated around the earth? Both things that the Christian faith tried litterally killing people that said they weren't because it conflicted with their faith), and was/is a great way of controlling people.

  • @SakuraNaruto652 (cont...) anything that tells you to believe and not question is very suspicious. I'll put it simply for you if your willing to take it seriously. If God has knowledge of everything that will happen, and if God created us, then that means he created certain people that would be destined to go to hell while others destined to go to heaven. This means any choices you made wouldn't matter, because they where already predetermined by how you where made... is that free will?

  • you dont truly believe in him, so dont even bother asking for a sign. btw, grow up and go get laid and stop putting useless videos up online.

  • What's your phone #?

  • God/ if you're out there, send me money. Lots and lots of money. Have the ghost of Nixon deliver it, just to be sure I know it's you delivering it.

  • ya lol ive tried that a lot too

  • wow. Luke ch4 ver15 "Jesus said to him: It is written again: Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."

    you think life doesn't matter and you think its a game, or whatever. if i were you, i wouldn't be doing that.

  • If I were YOU, I wouldn't be pushing my tired old ideas on educated people who aren't buying your bullshit any longer.

  • You ever think perhaps that was put there as an excuse for why you will never get proof of god from him? If you read the bible many of the quotes like that sound more like later additions ways to keep people from questioning the bible and realize it's false rather then genuine good things.

  • Yes sir!!! Bingo. You hit on an important fact... Religion is designed to rebut any argument before it happens. Look at the doubting Thomas story... It's put there for no other reason but to tell people 'See- look how stupid he felt when god appeared and he was wrong- you don't want that to happen to you do you? You don't want to look silly in front of the creator. So just believe even though you have no reason to whatsoever'.

    Excellent point.

  • Large parts of the bible are entirely apologetics.

    A fool in his heart said there is no god.

    Doubting Thomas.

    In the last days there will be doubters. *I alawys go DUHH to that one*

    and so on.

  • Keep trying buddy, it's not happening haha! I do that kinda thing all the time like if you're up there then strike me down right now and it's never happened yet.

  • Oh and Islam in this day is nothing more than a dictatorship teaching it's youth to kill all other non-Muslims. Something similar to what Adolf Hitler was trying to do.

    Don't try to argue with me if your a uneducated sheep following anything your told. I look at you people and feel shameful to be a part of your race.

  • The fool is not who refuses the teachings of the Bible/Quran/Whatever. The fool is the one who preaches it's teachings without questioning them first.

  • For all anyone knows the book could of been a story book. Or a false prophet wrote it. Just a few possibilities they fail to see and understand. They look down on freethinkers which is irony at it's best. Santa is just as real as God I mean the evidence is the same. They also fail to understand that the church is run by a select cast of people. These people are abusing their gullibility. How do you think that Mayan prophet predicted nearly every pope to date? It's a business not a religion.

  • Iv yet to argue with a believer where that believer puts up a reasonable argument that makes sense. They never explain anything because they can't their faith is blind faith. They fail to consider any other possibilities and believe they are right. When in reality they just guess on a multiple choice quiz with 10000000000000000's of other possible answers. They have no hard evidence of their deities they say a book is enough evidence and that book was rewritten 1000's of times.

  • Sign is in the book (koran) if you really want to see the sings

  • I want a real sign... not some old dusty ass book written in a time when the best mode of transport was a flea-ridden camel. If a real sign ever happened, I would instantly convert to whichever god shows itself. But no god throughout time from any religion has ever shown itself. Why not? The god that reveals itself would instantly convert the entire world. Can you imagine?...WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS...ALLAH HAS JUST SHOWN UP IN CENTRAL PARK...HE'S JUST HOVERING AROUND ARMS SPREAD AND GLOWING WHITE

  • to see the sign ??

    others prophets (moses,jesus) god gave them miracles signs to help people to beleive, the last messenger only koran is the miracle, god sad his protecting it its mean never been corrupted, if you do some research definitely you will find proves just search science in islam you will find lot of proves and evidence that koran it's impossible mohammed got the knowledge of the science of today it's from the creature the earth and universe.

    thanks, wishing you all the best

  • Long before Islam, in the 3rd century B.C. there lived an arab named Eratosthenes who correctly calculated that the earth was round and almost exactly got the circumference correct. He did it by observing the length of shadows of two sticks, one placed in Alexandria, one in Seine. At the same time the stick in Seine cast no shadow, the one in Alexandria cast a large shadow. This proved the earth was round. Islam merely copied already known facts like this. Don't believe me? Watch cosmos episode1

  • even if god showed himself, i wouldn't worship him, he would be my enemy! i would believe he exits, but his still a fucking prick that likes to kill and make everyone suffer.

  • wow

    confused with satan?

  • @Omid45 You are a fool, a fool that someday will be facing God. You say you would remain God's enemy...Next to God you are a piss ant and with the intelligence of a piss ant...no I take that back a piss ant has more intelligence. I feel bad I just insulted a piss ant.

  • @JubalDredd Throwing random insults instead of loving your neighbor and turning the other cheek, yep that's about a good representation of Christianity.

  • @jubal u are a scared slave, that lives his or her life fearing an imaginary god.If inedeed god exits he is the moat evil being known to any human. The kind of life that he has given us can only be from a evil blood thirsty and revangefull creature that has no regard or love for his beings. Only if god lived a human life for one day he would commit a suicide. What kind of god brings 4 or 10 month year old babies in this world and them kills them with a earthquack?

  • @Omid45 Yea most atheists talk like that now, but when they are on there death bed,, they will be begging for mercy.

  • @virtualguitarist Don't you mean THEIR death bed? Did you ever think I might die suddenly? Fuck a death bed and fuck you.

  • @2eelShmeal Thanks for the kind gesture there Mr. Spelling 101, you have put a grin on my face. ;^]

  • @virtualguitarist Well, an human is in his/her worst condition ever right before death so it would make sense that we would do something that stupid right there instead of now...

  • @lulle103 Its more about people doing something stupid by putting God on the "back burner" during thier life while they gratify their sinful nature. Then once they realize they are on their way out, God is all of a sudden important. We can be foolish creatures in our sinful nature.

  • @virtualguitarist

    You know when you say what people who don't have thesame religious view of you will go to hell for living their livestheir way, your being a devils advocate? Yourbasically saying that unless I live exactly how your "God" tellsme Im forever damned? Ridiculous, your logic is like a kid in a country whose never heard of God and lives a good life will die and be damned, but a murderer who decides to "give his life to Jesus" is going to the big pearly gates?

    Makes a lot of sense.

  • @Omid45 Atheists that say they don't believe in God but then say if he existed they would hate him are practicing ignorance... the only reason you think God is evil is because of what the Bible says, yet you don't believe in the Bible. If God was simply the being that created the universe he shouldn't be your enemy.

  • @JasonHouston77 I agree. I think his whole point was that if the God of the bible really existed as advertised in the bible, then that would not be a God worthy of worship. I don't think he has any problem with any deist type description of God... A God who just started everything and then sat back, never interacting in the world certainly isn't a God to be feared, although one might wonder of what use a God who does nothing would be.

  • @2eelShmeal Why should God be of any use?

  • @JasonHouston77 You tell me. I don't propose there is one.

  • @2eelShmeal I don't rely on God for anything. But if there is a God, it would be good to know just so we're not left wondering.

  • @JasonHouston77 It certainly would, I agree. I think most people would agree that if there is one, it has taken great pains to hide itself.

  • @2eelShmeal Well my original post is just that many Atheists on here spend too much time saying bad things about the biblical description when a) they don't even believe what it says and b) Christians don't do the bad things described in the Bible. If you're going to discourage people from worshiping an unjust God, I think the Marcus Aurelius quote mentioned earlier will suffice.

  • @JasonHouston77 Ah yes, and a great quote to live by it is. And yes I agree it seems silly to attack a God you think doesn't exist. Just keep in mind though that people actually do. And, as you point out, while they are not stoning people to death like the bible calls for, their belief that a particular God favors them, leads to all sorts of division and violence. By ridiculing and pointing out the nasty attributes ascribed to God by man we atheists hope some people will see its just nonsense.

  • @JasonHouston77

    2. Also keep in mind that I cannot claim to be an atheist until I know what the definition of God is. If a person describes God as the character in the bible, I am going to ridicule, laugh at and marginalize that God and person. Such a deity is the greatest work of fiction. If someone describes God as some energy outside of space-time, well then I'd have to be strictly agnostic since I have no access to "outside" space and time. If you say God is the universe, then I believe.

  • @Omid45 Always have to blame someone else for your own problems little kid.

    Grow up and man up if you are a Man.

    Learn to spell.

  • @KnYurin Learn to construct a complete sentence. What do you call that first sentence Mr. Spell-Check? Why capitalize "man"? Aside from grammatical nit-pickings, Omid45 was 100% correct, which by the way you didn't attempt to refute. If you have read your bible even a little, you would know that the fiend described in those awful pages of that monstrosity we call the "good book" is certainly not worthy of worship by any standard. It's funny, God killed millions in the bible; how about Satan?

  • @2eelShmeal You said god killed millions thank you for making me feel better about having no faith in that bloke named jesus

  • @ConsolesR3worked Yep Satan was good charachter in the bible. He's the one that showed us God's hypocrisy. God tried to keep knowledge hidden. Satan revealed God' plan for what it was. God wanted to keep us good and stupid so we could worship Him incessantly. Satan merely revealed science to us.

    God was the slave owner

    Satan was the schoolmaster .

    Who would you worship?

    Of course both are fake but Satan comes out smelling like a rose in the bible compared to the MURDER God commits.

  • @2eelShmeal NO ONE I LIVE BY THE PRINCIPLE DONT DO TO OTHERS WHAT YOU WOULDNT DO TO YOURSELF .. 

  • And to

    "gtoutofthawrld" who said "so let me get this straight, you would rather believe that all life on earth came from dust/dirt particles that magically formed an object that magically evolved into life"

    Well you seem to believe that a magic man just out of nowhere created the universe, you f***ing idiot. Science can actually prove how the rocks formed amino acids and created the building blocks of life and continued evolution, while you sit there and believe in "A magic Man"

  • YEAH! Take that sucka!

  • Not to mention that the Bible states that God made Adam "from the dust of the earth" (i.e. dirt). How is being magically built out of dirt better than evolving from it?

  • Well said on the comment below me, people who follow "God" are so brainwashed it's sad really. They say we are blinded, LMFAO all religions are blinded by nonsense, open your eyes, look for logic, science proves existence, the holy bible does not.

  • dont pray for me, i dont need it and its a waste of ur time, was ur time on praying if u need to tho, but in the end, when u find out that all this so called "praying" was bull, ill be waiting to say i told u so

  • Sorry but you are WRONG WRONG WRONG. I started out just like any other religious nut. I went to a born again Christian school when I was a kid. I took god into my heart, accepted him as my savior and asked him to forgive my sins. I was running around "saving" my friends. I ended up watching Jimmy Swaggart and mailing him my change. (money) I was just a kid. The brainwashing lasted until I hit my 2nd year of H.S. Not until then did I learn of other religions.. I thought mine was the only one!

  • No bro ...still waitin........

  • I think that without a doubt the most ignorant and abosolutely assanine ideology that all you funny athiests hold is that Following Christ and submitting to the will of God, can only be done after he gives you sound physical eveidence that he exists.

    this mindset is the dumbest thing i ever heard of and it truly lets me know that you athiests are clueless. It is about having faith first and then God will let you know that he is real, though his word, prayer, and his voice speaking to you

  • Unlike you I was mentally strong enough to break the oppressive chains of my religion. The real question is how do you remain religious in the face of so much contradicting information? Maybe you just lack the courage. Come on in, the water's fine !!!!!.. It won't turn to wine, but it's fine.

  • by contradicting eveidence i suppose you mena the big bang and evolution theorys,ahhahahahahah,lol. i have researched both of these things and when it really comes down to it they make no sense & they bothe lack the ability to explain how life got here to begin with, before the apes that turned into us humans,lol.

    the same goes for the big bang, even darwin the man who creted the ENTIRE "theory" of evolution andand big bang denounced his theory on his deth bed, he said "it was a missing link"

  • Sorry pal but once again you have it all screwed up. I know, You're trying to say that regardless of evolution or big bangs, something or in your case, SOMEONE must have started it initially. That sounds good but if there was a creator, then from where did he or it come ? I know, he just always was. That is far less believable than any theory ever put out by science. What did god do all that time before he created the universe? Play solitaire? I mean, the concept of god is ridiculous.

  • Also, if you studied evolution, which I seriously doubt, you would know that we didn't COME FROM apes, we share a common ancestor with the great apes. Grab your tail bone and tell me why we call it that. ...studied evolution.... yeah sure!

  • I hit remove accidentally. You asked about apes. The apes and humans split on the tree of life millions of years ago. If you go back far enough on the tree you get to an ancestor we both share. They didn't evolve from us and we didn't evolve from them. Instead we are separate products of the same common ancestor. Incidentally, chimpanzees are our closest relatives sharing 98% of our genes. Only a 2% variation in the gene pool and you get 2 very different outcomes.

  • Yeah I already saw it. Let's just agree to disagree shall we? Apparently you don't have any problem with the notion that god just "always was". Well I do. You have no reasonable explanation for where he or it came from. He just popped up one day or what? For a trillion trillion years he just sat there doing nothing? No one to whom to talk, no time no space, just god sitting around bored according to u. U say he made the universe for his entertainment?! Come on u know that doesn't make any sense.

  • The philosophy of testing and proving something prior to stating it as fact is called science.

    The ideology of believing without evidence is called brainwashing. You are a robot repeating what has been programmed into you. None of your words are from your own mind. You just regurgitate the same lies that have been passed on to you. You are to be pitied.

  • Heh, I guess these fictional god characters do not have Verizon...

    Katalyzt

  • Heh... ooooookaaaaaay...

  • I agree; that it is good to see there is agreement on certain topics. The thing is this is not one of those topics. ;O)

    Any religion/belief system that would ask a person to forgo rational thought, and to believe in fictional god characters that are not there; does not offer truth in any sense of the word.

    Katalyzt

  • Thank you for your rationally stated explanation.

  • I think Katalyzt DID have a rational explanation.

  • How so? Neither your statement, nor his, actually says anything beyond affirming a bias.

  • Well we certainly know your bias!

  • you said "The apes and humans split on the tree of life millions of years ago. If you go back far enough on the tree you get to an ancestor we both share"

    where did this common ancestor come 4rm that we supposedly share, how did this common ancestor get here?

    questions like these that lack rational answers should b enough to show u that evolution is a joke man. IT CAN NOT EXPLAIN HOW LIFE GOT ON EARTH IN THE FIRST PLACE

    & i told you that darwin denounced his own THEORY on his death bed!

  • It is a common lie that Darwin denounced his own theory and you have zero proof. Life came from molecular compounds. I see you put the word theory in bold print as to suggest it is "only a theory" like all you jesus heads do. Theory: A theory is more like a scientific law than a hypothesis. It is an explanation of a set of related observations or events based upon PROVEN hypotheses and verified MULTIPLE TIMES by detached groups of researchers. One scientist can't create a theory only hypothesis

  • So tell me then, where did your creator originate? You see, I don't claim to have all the answers, but you do. Since you're all concerned with the root of everything, where then did the creator come from? Just magically appeared? Just always was? Who created the creator? And who created THAT dude? You beginning to see the flaw in the creator THEORY? It goes on and on.

  • so let me get this straight, you would rather believe that all life on earth came from dust/dirt particles that magically formed an object that magically evolved into life(internal organs included), than to believe that a God who has ALWAYS existed created all life, and if you have FAITH in him he will grant you an eternity in paradise...WOW!

    God Bless you man(<--even though you might resent that notion)

  • I THOUGHT you'd try to avoid that question. No one (including little old me) knows how life started. All we can do is rule out how it didn't start. I can rule out for sure that there is a guy in outer space with no birthday who made the universe for his own entertainment. That assertion is Aesopian. It is about the most ridiculous idea you or anyone else could come up with. SO HOW ABOUT ANSWERING THE QUESTION? God couldn't have just materialized out of nowhere. So where'd he come from?

  • Did you read anything I wrote? I WAS A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN. Been there done that. I didn't start as an atheist. It took immense courage to shake what was forced upon me. Courage that you don't have right now, but courage that I hope you find. BTW, check out my interview with God on my channel. He finally answers some of the tough questions. Oh yeah, nice dodging of the question where did God come from.

  • Yes I understand that to believe with no evidence is a virtue for you. The less evidence you have, the more admirable it is to believe. Only in religion do we exalt those who claim truth with no evidence WHATSOEVER.

  • how can a THEORY that 1st life came 4rm dust particles or "magic" atoms i.e molecular compunds in any way b actually PROVEN, it CANT b & u know it, scientists werent aroun when it supposedly happened & all they can do is make a prediction or a hypothesis & then call it truth.

    MANY scientists r questionging evolution, yet people like u believe that the 1st life on earth came 4rm ISOLATED particles that magically formed an object, an object u dont even know & that object evolved into a human, lol

  • Science does not require "magic". Religion on the other hand needs plenty of "magic" to explain the non-sensical stories of the bible.

  • My only bias is that of owning a cell phone, and Catholicism being the only true religion. If you cannot see the validity of such statements, them I recommend you become Catholic. You need only to observe the outward form of our religion. You may remain atheist. The dispensation will preserve your interior sanctity despite the atheistic tendencey for Godless hedonism.

  • Corrections: "then" and "tendency"

  • What's so bad about being "godless"? And shit what's wrong with hedonism? You make them sound like bad things.

  • Still no sign? :)

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