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  • Well we can always download the CoD WaW German Mod from MODdb, but in my opinion no other call of duty will that will come uot will be good unless you get to play as tha Germans.

  • shit sorry for my last post that was a little accident :DD I wanted to say that I hope you all know that that what hitler was speaking isnt that what stands in the subtitles?

  • I hope you allmn

  • 0:00 SHES ALL HERE!

  • Buy Red Orchestra 2 Heroes of Stalingrad if you're looking for a german singleplayer campaign and an insanely fun multiplayer!

  • red orcherstra 2 nazi CAMPAIGN

  • in Brothers in Arms, there are singleplayer missions where you play as a German. but yeah no German Campaign

  • Actually the Soviets were also known as the Allies, lol....and Unlike most of the C.O.D. games, you played as either the Americans who fought in Japan, and the Soviets who fought in Europe, and the battles in Berlin were the best ones ever.

  • @Mark123USA - Soviets fought in Europe (First Stalingrad, and then Germany) in every goddamn C.O.D. in the series. Only innovative thing is the Japanese army.

  • hitler you still got dr richtofen for nazi zombies... he's that one insane nazi... you remember?

  • Good news! Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad is coming out! And guess what, it has German campaign!

  • It would be pretty neat if you could play as a German, Japanese, hell, even Italian soldier in a WWII game.

    They don't have to be "bad guys". Most of them were just trying to get by and get home, just like everyone else.

    It could be like Letters From Iwo Jima or something.

    Just think of the possibilities.

  • Well, I always wanted to play as a Jap in one of these games...

  • plz made the hiyler review courage the the cowardly dog

  • There is Germans in World at war? There is Americans, Soviets, Japanese, and Germans aka Nazi's.

  • How about playing as a Nazi zombie?

  • @CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 its already retarded enough with fighting fucking "nazi" zombies.. -___-

  • if Dolfy keeps up like this,he might end up with a job at IGN Reviews.

  • i wanna play as fegelein!!! :-[

  • Next up, Hitler Steak Reviews:

    "TIS TOO RARE!"

  • Call of Duty: Hitler Ops

  • Call of Duty: Nazi Ops

  • Call Of Duty 7 : Hitler Return

  • Fegelien! --hammers fist on table-- Fegelien! --hammers fist on table-- Fegelien! --hammers fist on table-- lol

  • any US americans in here. please leave a comment if you want to see other wars and nations is games that do not neccesarily involve USA. does not have to be ww2. it can be any war, any country, it can be fiction or history. USA is cool thing to have in games. but it is kinda over used. meaby if it apeard in less then it whuld become important again.

  • ...Third Reich, guys?

  • Hahaha, totally hilarious! Hitler says "I want to play Nazi"! What an irony!

  • I agree with ol' dolfie. Wouldnt it be great, also, if Red Alert 4 had Hitler returning?

  • I prefer Hitler's game reviews to Zero Punctuation, they're simpler and more accurate.

  • at least u can play them on multiplayer, but you still fucking lose the war lol

  • LOL " I want to play as a nazi"

    thats exactly what hitler would say in real life if he were still alive. you nailed it

  • Well, you can play as a nazi in World At War,It's Edward Richtofen in Nazi Zombies, but you still fight Nazi in the form of zombies :(

  • this is so fucking true... Well.. CoD is pretty much for kids, and what the fuck does kids know about history? the ydont get the germans were heroes too... no... FPS games like CoD by infinity and (forgot others name) will always make same predictable shit, its hopeless... -____-

  • Bring on Call of Duty : Revenge of The Germans!

  • @HappyChonger sadly this will never happen *sigh*

  • @HappyChonger There´s already a game (mode) for that... it´s called CoD Zombies XD XD XD

    But seriously now, there really should some more exploration of the German side of the war, I mean.. besides certain RTS games like Codename Panzers and Blitzkrieg and such n all that, I don]t see practically anything else where you get to play the Germans in a Campaign. If someone knows a good WWII FPS, TPS or a non RTS game where there is a German, Italian or Japanese campaing, please let me know...

  • u can play as nazi only in the multiplayer :(

  • hmmmm....... NOOB!!!!!!!!

  • what is the proplem with fps genre in general? it is very USA centered. not i dont have anything gainst usa, but i gotta admit that it pisses me of to see all this potential material that culd be used in games. wars like india-pakistan war. winter and continution war. falklands war. and yes, axis side of ww2, to be abonded just bechose it does not have USA in main part. hell, they are inveting fictional conflicst just in order to get USA centered game. moderwarfare 2 is perfect example.

  • @gooddarkjedi homefront...

  • @KuhoinX Homefront is USA centered as well

  • @gooddarkjedi meaby the reason is that most of the games are made in usa. they target amercan audiences, and american have habit of rejecting forren media. everything has to be dubed english and lets face it. it whuld be hard to make a game where you have to go against your own country. still pakistan-india war. or winter war whuld be cool games. doing game about germans in germany whuld couse major shit storm and the maker whuld be labeld nazi, sad thing indeed.

  • @gooddarkjedi you know, company of heroes is an american produced game.. and you can play as the nazis in it, but its an RTS though... i dont get it... why RTS but not FPS? >:I

  • It would be a little badass to play a game where you are a Nazi. Maybe an Alternate reality where they win the war.

  • Hitler dont wory go play on cracked servers there u can be zombie to

  • finland is too. make war game about finland in ww2. it has legendary history in it.

  • @gooddarkjedi you mean those finnish snipers? yep i want that

  • yeh i'd love to play as a german. invasion of poland, denmark, norway, the low countries and france. then yugoslavia and greece and north africa. then russia and defending the reich from the allies on all fronts. sounds like one hell of a game... the battle for berlin would be epic...

  • @RizeOrDie yeah good idea

  • fegelein made these games.

  • OMG when you understand the speaking its a shame

  • @0o0Sascha0o0 lol, you know that singeplayer in call of duty is only like 15% of the game?

  • lol wtf? you can play nazi´s in World at War. fail.

  • hitler in call of duty world at war:

    6.000.000 of kills 1 dead

  • Its a shame that you never get to play as a German!

  • He's right, I WANT A FUCKING WWII GAME THAT YOU CAN PLAY AS A NAZI DAMMIT! NOT A MULTIPLAYER NAZI, A NAZI IN A GODDAMN CAMPAIGN!!!!

  • @deantivakul Have you tried Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts? You can get it on Steam.

  • @HowDyaYouLikeMeNow

    It's not a shooter

  • @PvtToast There aren't going to be too many Nazi shooters out there. It's sort of a taboo subject. Best be taking whatever you can get,

  • @HowDyaYouLikeMeNow Day of Defeat(along with Day of Defeat: Source) lets you play as either Allied or Axis forces.

  • @HowDyaYouLikeMeNow meaby if the guy whuld not be "nazi". manny german generals and soldiers did not like nazis but they went to war in order to get back what they lost in ww1. rommel and his men did not do horrific war crimes like many others, so meaby the game culd be about his unit.

  • @gooddarkjedi Yes, I am aware of this. My stepfather's father was an officer in the Wehrmacht. He was demoted twice for refusing to do the Nazi salute. He eventually deserted the German army with a few others and came to Australia because he was disgusted with Hitler's actions. Nevertheless, the German military of the second world war is completely and utterly associated with the Third Reich. Anyone, including upstanding men such as Rommel, will always be a part of the Nazi era of history.

  • @deantivakul That will most likely never happen, think about the media will be all over it. It will be most likely boycotted. In Germany it is basicly illegal to do the nazi salute with phrases such as "heil hitler". Also think about the WW2 vets seeing their grandkids play as nazi's on a video game. Russia lost countless men to the nazi's so the game will probably never see daylight.

  • @ibilliedyourmomhard Oh come on stop living at the past.Why it is wrong to play as a German soldier in a Call of Duty game (unless if you do some nazi propoganda)? Plus i think it will be very popular.

  • @IsengardMordor I already ate my words. Red Orchestra 2 Heroe's of Stalingrad. It has WW2 German and Russian campaigns but they're not full blown out CoD campaigns and its PC only (sorry console players) and also doesnt come out until September 13.

  • @deantivakul But that would likely be banned in America

  • @deantivakul the Jews wouldn't allow for it

  • play day of defeat source

  • yeah, I comepletely agree with the comments above, I want to see the collapse of the third reich through the eyes of a Wehrmacht soldier!

  • There are other allied countries/Factions:

    -Australian

    -Free French Forces

    -Filipino

    And many more

  • i want to play as a nazi

  • Yeah , i want a game and play it as a nazi and see how it would end up if the germans won and war and cut off the testicles of the russians and americans

  • at 0:11 sounds like he said sa fart

  • Hitler has a beastly KDR on CoD. 6 million kills and 1 death. I think he hacked.....

  • @BangingMash

    I did a little "LOL" at that comment.

  • lmaol he want to play as a nazi and dislikes killing his own forces

  • 0.o im gonna kill him, he insulted the best cod ever xD

  • @ZombieCrazy100 plz dont joke EVER! u r not funny, FACT!

  • @FreeeeS not even a joke. he insulted mah favorite game...so hitler will die with my Pencil of Fury. Damn....i used to be funny at school.

  • @ZombieCrazy100 I enjoy penises

  • I'm sure that it was Fegelein who had that idea.

  • Hitler Rants Parodies... I... I... I love you. I want to have your babies.

    What sort of marinade would you recommend?

  • He's right. I'm black, and it's not like I'd be offended if anyone made a Nazi pov game. Hell, I wouldn't even care if the ending had them win the war! It's just a game.

  • @PsyberKayos

    Alternate history WWII, where you can win or lose the war depending on your actions, playing as a German.

    Now THAT would be interesting.

  • Well, then he should play Company of Heroes (Opposing fronts and Tales of Valour), they have an Axis campaign

    As long as he won't rant abo....FUCK! TOO LATE!

  • "I want to play as a Nazi, for fucks sake! I'm fucking tired of defeating my own forces and losing the war it's so bloody predictable! Fuck it."

    LOL LOL LOL LOL that was bloody brilliant.

  • @manofgod30 so the millions of Jews he killed in WW2

  • rommel was nazi but he actively disobeyt orders to kill jews and prisoners. so culd it tell about germans working under rommel.

  • @gooddarkjedi Rommel wasn't a nazi, he was a field marshall of the Wehrmacht, and also he attempt'd to kill hitler

  • i'm fucking tired of defeating my own forces ahahaha

    but yes, I agree... It would be cool if you could play as a nazi too, from another point of view.

  • Hitler, you can play as a Nazi on multiplayer.

  • he probably hated nazi zombies.

  • hitler control red army to defeat his naxi army....this is really making ppl sick

  • If he imagined Fegelein is the one who designs these WWII games to piss him off ;D...

  • i know this is probably a cliched request but i wished call of duty world at war had something like GOW2's horde mode where all the allie (the americans or russions) fighting the horde (the axis) in a mode where you keep surviving levels and yes i know alot of games have that but im just saying it would be cool

  • lol hitler has to kill his own men and lose the war....even in games HITLER CANT WIN!!

  • i cant believe exactly how perfect the game is.i got the game from mw2forfreeXinfo (replace X with .) the other weekend at no cost. it is my opinion i'm great however that might be because the brand-new mouse i acquired with the cash I saved.

  • @arousalayaqfgq I really hate you people. You know, I've tried this bullshit once and I had to do some shitty survey so fuck you. *rant*

  • Hitler must play Return to Castle Wolfenstain LOL

  • Video Suggestion; Hitler losing in Nazi Zombies

  • Fuck, make it an Italian, or a Finn, or some other minor. A Belgian Walloon. Nazi Indians. Spanish volunteers. Vlasow's Army. The Brits and Co. don't get much exposure either. And the Brazilian Expeditionary Force.

  • @X1mtheDespot CoD 3 my good sir.

  • He could always play multiplayer on the german team

  • yea....how bout a looong cod version...one with two stories....also i wan't to play as a soldier from ALL THE COUNTRIES....on the allied forces.....american, british, russian, french, canada, new zealand, ohhhh and philippines....and on the axis...German,romanian,italian­, ohhhh and the japanese....imagine.....playin­g as one of the filipino guerillas ambushing jap POW camps...or play as the merciless jap soldier....HELLL YEAH!

  • Hitler sure plays a lot of games these days lol

  • Hrm... Then again hitlers a bit biased on the subject. In his wolfenstien review he mentioned any WWII game that doesnt include him is a failure. FAILURE! FAILURE! FAILURE!

  • i want to play as a nazi too

  • lol then get CoD 2 German mod

    XD GERMANS WIN THE WAR

    even the ending credits have germans in it

    #LOL

  • Just cuz of dis im subscribing lol!!!!

  • Hitler is fucking right! i want to play as a nazi too...

  • @DesertEagle091 you can fight for the Wehrmacht by downloading the Axis player mod, the missions are the same except you kill russians, not Germans!

  • @DesertEagle091 you can fight for the Wehrmacht by downloading the Axis player mod, the missions are the same except you kill russians, not Germans! I think the Fürer would like that mod!

  • Wow I totally agree with Hitler. NAZI PLEASE.

  • He could always have a friend send him the last (making him 4th player) invite to a nazi zombie private match and he could be Richtoffen.

  • @TheMaxwell777

    Then again having you lose can be kinda weird in a game, people feel like they want to be in control of the game and not have the game kill them and not give them a chance, but hey it could be an interesting story.

  • @TheMaxwell777

    Has it been done.....ever???

  • Game for everyone who agrees with Hitler:

    Battlefield 2 + Forgotten Hope mod = 64 player online shooter with historically accurate deployments, weapons, vehicles, damages, etc.

    Have fun. :)

  • yh it's about time, a lot of Nazi soldiers were good guys who actually believed the Jews were the devil of the world and wanted to be good people and do the right thing, so a lot of Nazis were just brainwashed people who were good people

  • @cancerkills567 To add more, most didn't even considered themselves Nazi's they considered themselves German Soldiers... It's sad, that we view all German's that died, as evil Nazi's. When most fought for their country. Not Hitler, or to kill Jews.

  • @cancerkills567 yeah they wanted to do is bring glory for their people if they were truly evil they would have done much evil very evil things... kinda like what stalin did

    i have never believed they were evil, they may have been misguided though.

  • Why in every war game do you play as an ally and then you're either killing russians, germans, or japanese? It seems kind of fucked....i wanna play as a german or japanese soldier lol

  • about this game there is only one word to say:MP40

  • @TheWoodstock2009

    Sturmgewehr 44, Now that's a weapon. :D

    The MP40 is awesome too. :D

  • Poor hitler!

    damn dude killing his own men, that sucks for him!

  • hahaahahahaa!0:11

  • Hitler kind of messed up, because TECHNICALLY I guess... you get to play as a German on online multiplayer AND on Nazi Zombies as Dr. Richto. But I agree with Hitler on the campaign. I would like to be able to play as the germans in Stalingrad or Normandy. That would be a hell of a fun! :)

  • i dont like COD

    imo MAG,Borderlands,Crysis,Black pwn it

    Borderlands IMO is the greatest game ever!

  • @KNIGHTCleric LOL, everyone I talked to online says MAG sucks. I bought it, played it... and it sucks lol. Borderlands was really fun, and I enjoyed it to the fullest. I don't know about Crysis, but if your talking about the old BLACK that was for the PS2 and other older consoles then that game is fun! :)

  • @RE4man101 well idk,many people here on youtube say that MAG is way better than MW2

    ye,Borderlands is fantastic(btw which console did u use to play it)?

    Crysis is a FPS game for PC-nearly every1 say it`s the best FPS for PC

    i kinda agree but even W at W is better than Crysis(IMo)

    and ye,i was mentioning the old black for ps2

    IMO it was way better than Killzone

  • @KNIGHTCleric I know, its a bunch of mixed reviews. I played Borderlands on the Xbox 360 console. :) Also, I will try Crysis, sounds like fun! It kind of reminds me of the arcade game TimeCrysis that was in arcades and movie theatres. God they have made so many of them. BLACK IS SOOO FUN!!!

  • @RE4man101 umm dude just a few more questions

    1-when you were playing Borderlands on your 360,have you spotted any laggs(FPS fall)?

    2-How much Borderlands cost you?

  • @KNIGHTCleric Definately not! Borderlands ran really smoothly on the 360. Borderlands costed me $50.

  • @RE4man101 wow if it ran smoothly on 360,then i shouldnt expect much laggs if i`ll be playing it on ps3 :)

    btw dude do you know that in Germany ps3 disks cost not so much as in USA?

    my brother was buying ps3 disks only for 20-30 euro

    in dollars it would be 25-37 $

    not so much :)

  • @KNIGHTCleric Actually, it runs smoothly on the 360 AND PS3! Ive played the game on both! No messups or anything! Wow! That's cheap! It's because the value of the US Dollar has gone down. :(

  • @RE4man101 wow dude thank you a LOT

    you inspired me and now i have no doubts that this game laggs on ps3

    thank you for your answer

    p.s. Love You!

  • @KNIGHTCleric You are very welcome! The only problems I found on both the PS3 and 360 is that it sometimes laggs a little when you sprint for a very, very long time. I have no clue why it does this lol.

  • @RE4man101 wow if you hadnt tell me that,i wouldnt have found it myself

    i mean that i`ll always be enjoying the ENVINRONMENT in Borderlands

    also,most likely i will always be searching for some secrets and loot

    so i dont think i`ll be using sprint for a long time :)

  • @KNIGHTCleric I bet. It's hard to find a lot of basic imformation about video games these days unless you looking for information on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, which is all the hype. The only time I use sprint is if I'm running away from something, I have lost my vehicle, or I need to walk a long distance.

  • @KNIGHTCleric Agree with the others but MAG was awful.

  • This is probably blasphemy.

    But i agree with old Adolf.

  • hmmm it would be cool to have a game that changed history and had you play as Germans. would be popular not only for the change in scenery, but because it would give people an insight into what the German military campaign was doing during the war

  • Dummies, get a bigger IQ. You can play cod waw as a german... in multiplayer.

  • @Tennispro349 How?

  • I think Fegelein has something to do with it ;-)

  • If you want to be a nazi that bad then I suggest that you play Battlefield 1942. You can play as either Allied or Axis.

  • @dynasty11211

    BF1942 dont got a proper storyline.. oh and it sucks ass

  • @GTM92

    Will you Cod fanboys shut the fuck up. Nobody cares what you fanboys think.

  • @fieldman07

    Sure but i tell ya one thing... The truth hurt and you are a weak person

  • @GTM92

    Your response makes no sense. I will assume that you have low self esteem and that is the reason that you use games you play as a way to insult people.

    I will not respond to anymore messages because Im afraid that you will kill yourself. Please, talk to your doctor about anti-depressants.

  • @fieldman07 LOL! Your funny. I love the Call of Duty franchise and all of that, and it's very fun to play, but playing something like Battlefield Bad Company 2 or something non-call of duty related to war is like a breath of fresh air. Woot for Call of Duty and Woot for other... games that involve war... lol.

  • haha, this is brillant

  • i wonder what the germans really think of cod 1,2,3 and 5

  • @drinnonbaxley that is the most fakest spam ever because there is such thing as 2:05 in this video

  • I wonder what he thinks about nazi zombies?

  • @APIEProductions Epic win! Epic win! Epic!

  • @APIEProductions to:hitlerrantsparodies

    I think this person has just given away yet another idea ;D*wink wink nudge nudge*

  • @APIEProductions yeah

    

  • @APIEProductions

    if he found out, he would probably go ape shit and shoot himself in some bunker somewhere.

  • TECHNICALLY, you can play as a German, in multiplayer.

  • It's so bloody predictable. xD

  • i want to play as a soldier from Japan, THAT would be fun hiding in a bush then you and 20 other guys run out and bayonet the American squad

  • HITLER IS so rigth !

  • lmao Damn these fucking war games.

  • i wiah they would make a sandbox jew burning game

  • How about a WW1 game?

  • WW1 game?

    "Ok chaps our mission is get off this trench and charge like madmen to machine guns anny questions?"

    "Will not that get us killed?"

    "Shut up Macgregor this is real war I am sure HQ knows better than you about strategy

    Charge!!!" "Shooted all killed" Restart?XD

    And you play the mission all over again and again again

  • @TheV100 ignore imperialguard9001 he has no creativity.

    they were actually making a ww1 game called "to end all wars" (i think) and it was going to be on 360 and ps3 but for some reason they cancelled it :(

  • I know they should make a game where u play as nazis and win, coz WWII games are so predictable and boring now, u play the same characters and fight the same enemy

  • Could be interesting playing as nazi...

  • Germans are the greatest and I think if they came out with a German campaign they would see an increase in National Socialism which is why they won't do it haha

  • omg :O any1 know how to contact treyarch i think hitlers found them a nwe game :D

  • but if u play online ur not always fighting the axis. sometimes your the axis fighting the allies