George Costanza : Brilliant Break Up Story

[Flyingfawk]

That lame dance George did at the beginning was kinda faggoty.

[DarkJafar1]

@Flyingfawk You're kinda faggotry.

[sturoc0]

0:35 too funny

[PootieTangsBelt]

I invented its not you its me, so if its anyone its me!

[amdwalker30349]

alright, @PootieTangsBelt, it's you.

[SNeal201232]

sounds like my life ......  FML

[nayajhen]

So Mr. 240p we meet again.

[disengagejam]

everytime i hear George talk i always picture Larry David just laughing as he is writing it LOL

[kingbooforums]

/v/'s gay fantasy

[randon2009]

I'm heading for the wall, and I trip and I twist my ankle and they throw that light on you - lol!

[b3rtne]

Sounds like George has a Dark Passenger.

[850iStyle]

@b3rtne lol

[leafyutube]

Anyone who ever got out of a bad relationship knows it truly is like a prison breakout.

[blah64924]

this show changed sitcoms forever

[GunterJPN]

George is Batman!

[ScottParsleyify]

im in love with his acting and the bodylanguage in this scene, georg is awesome!

[PunchSydeironReviews]

"Never as bad as you imagined."

[Dynalfos]

Laughing tears, every fucking time ... George is my favorite character ever.

[JTara20]

Jason Alexander is an AMAZING actor.

[1misanthropist]

Every guy's been in this situation. hahahaha

[Snoopepe101]

What a fantastic actor! Love George!

[squall600]

lol, i love george's lil yeddish dance as he walks in

[nintendude24]

I've been going through these videos for a while, I'm having a Costanza Bonanza!

[sdowd121091]

Some women actually find kitchen jokes quite funny. but really though, cut it out and enjoy the inspiration mr. costanza has given us.

[nintendude24]

You @spahinho and you @cheekypants321 Be quite and stop arguing. The jerk store called! They're running out of you!!

[spahinho]

@nintendude24 but mommy,she started it... :D

[spamkingalpha]

@nintendude24 lolz well played sir well played

[nintendude24]

Hey,everyone,shut up, Stop arguing about who's pathetic,you all are,end of story. from now on you people are only aloud to talk about Costanza and the jerk store.

[jordan2104]

brilliant!!!

[Ergil89]

You gotta love his "reload sound" of the gun, it's quite accurate!

[spahinho]

he told her in the kitchen...where else would a woman be?

[FrankiEmo92]

@spahinho A nightclub?

[cheekypants321]

@spahinho Yes, yes, froth away in your mummy's basement little virgin. Just because women would rather take an acid bath then touch you is no reason to be bitter :)

[spahinho]

@cheekypants321 so if no woman ever touched me,does that mean that your mom is not a woman? (cheer up mate,it's only a meme :)

[cheekypants321]

@spahinho I doubt my mother ever touched you, she may be a crusty old woman but she still has standards. And you can hide behind you're pathetic "it's just a joke" facade, but it's still as clear as day that you've never had a woman that you didn't pay for and probably never will. Sexism may have become a meme thanks to twats like you, that doesn't make it any less of a problem. THINK about what you say, for fucks sake.

[spahinho]

@cheekypants321 it's a meme for fuck sake.I don't blame your mother for keeping it a secret,because it was threesome,you know:me,your mom and your sister.Almost like a family reunion...I asked where are you,but your mom wouldn't allow it,even she can't stand to look at your whore face (that's the reason why she always wears sunglasses,so you would get an illusion that she's watching you.)

and one for the team:

What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?

Yogurt has some culture.

[BlackBerserkgasme]

What season what episode?

[basilbrushnz]

@BlackBerserkgasme pretty sure its the first episode of season 2.

[norb1937]

George Costanza has a bathroom fetish.

[rhinonose]

is it wrong that this just gave me the confidence to go through with a breakup?

[sanbi221]

@rhinonose Remember not to twist your ankle, and be careful of the son of a BANG'S! and the son of BOOM'S!

[puntano85]

@rhinonose hey man if you did't i'm sure there was a good reason for it, i hope you didn't get hit by a son of bang or a son of a boom ;)

[calalilygirl]

@rhinonose More men should be direct and get it over with. If it's over its over. It ends up ending eventually anyway.

[gabombini]

Son of a BANG! Son of a BOOM!

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@gabombini Yup. We all watched it too. There's no need to transcribe the audio in the clip. Really.

[italianstallion133]

2 people were dumped by george costanza.

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@italianstallion133 Wow. How many unoriginal, lame-ass comments can people like you post before getting tired of your pathetically inane lives?

[justinlovespastry]

He jumped.... But how did that fall feel? XD

[HigherPower2010]

@justinlovespastry i would imagine pretty painful:P

[dragutgrg]

one of the best from George ..son of a bang son of a boom :)))