STUPID HANDSHAKES

[LivingImperfection]

Ugghhh. If people try to touch me, I threaten them with something like: "I'll rip your testicles off", (if it's a guy), and if it's a girl, then i'll say: " I'll fucking gauge your eyes out, but first i'll tie you up, and make you watch me eat your chocolate." Most people know the routine if they try to touch me now. LOLOLOLOL.

[brycemaria25]

uhhh well actually i had a sub once 2 years ago and he taught us the proper way to shake hands

[katruffles]

Yes. There is a guide to casual handshakes that you weren't given! I have it though if you want to borrow it? Lol. <3

[MyCobainRomanceee]

Thank god i'm not the only one who doesn't know which handshake to do. But yeah, I'm a girl. But most of my friends are butch.

[naumrusomarov]

Dan is a bit weird. 

[Georgeey2410]

love the tags on this video, hilarious!

[MirChloShay]

you do know a dork is a whales penis .....

[AngelBear1386]

I feel your pain... I have a hard time with high fives!

[QuaversandShannyBa]

uummm Dan Twat means vagina

[MessedUpGrasshopper]

@QuaversandShannyBa Yeah but it's used as an insult as well.. at least it is where I come from, and I'm assuming it is where Dan comes from too.

[QuaversandShannyBa]

@MessedUpGrasshopper well were i come from it isnt

[MessedUpGrasshopper]

@QuaversandShannyBa Good to know :) But now you know, in the UK in general it's used as an insult, which makes sense in context with Dan's video.

[JesshikaNeko]

I'm a girl and I suffer, too :[

[ElishaLilie]

Girls have small arms? :C

[suckanicecream]

hey dan it takes me an hour away from you. come visit me please.

[Caity909]

i always do that to guys but they thing im trying to hug them so i end up punching them

[WoopWoopCookiez]

You look so diffrent from far away O_O

[tgwthfy]

it's exponentially more awkward when a guy tries do do one of these handshakes with a girl....

one day my guy friend walks up to me in the hall and goes "hey, what's up?" and he tries to do one of those handgrab/hug/pat on the back things and i'm like WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!!!! so i just stood there awkwardly and did nothing and he was like "um....ok bye."

it's ok dan, us girls can sympathize with you too.... and we're not t-rexs...

[Chemelsky]

How tall are you?! D;

[JessicaSkies]

@Chemelsky HE IS MASSSIIVVVEE I met him and he is like 6ft4

[agentcandy12]

@JessicaSkies Really??

[JessicaSkies]

@agentcandy12 Yeah I felt like a midget next to him

[georgeWilson22]

You're just a posh stupid cunt really, my option chill little slutty emo 13yr old girls who love him.

[TheMRKProjects]

@georgeWilson22 He's not posh, he just knows how to talk.

I think you might mean "opinion"...

..

[katiemooable]

@TheMRKProjects damn straight :)

[HorseLoverRetard]

reasons why im a fail i did a fist pump when someone high fived me

[Dotheboogiewoogie]

DAN IS SO TALL O.O

[raebehteraweb15]

this happens to me ALL THE TIME people just assume i know (hello im a girl?!?!) and then i just stand there awkwardly like crap crap crap i blame my brother -.-

[chasingponies]

@raebehteraweb15 Why does being a girl matter?

[LyaJen]

oh hey, imma twat.

XD

[kindaawkwardkid]

"oh hey, ima twat!"

love yew dan<3

[iAmSoEpicYea]

omg i suffer from this too, even though i am a girl :L

[perdy901]

jeez ur so tall!!!

[krissmaritoli]

Trust me, this happens a lot with girls too:

It's like, "oh, hey, you want a hug? WTF?!" and then you awkwardly go in for a hug, and they don't and you try and pretend like it never happened....

Or, you're like me, and NEVER HUG ANYONE and when people hug you, you just stand there like an awkward idiot.

[FuzzyFunny6]

This is the video that made me subscribe to you :)

[leambzTV]

hahahaaa, "oh hey! i'm a twat!"

[leambzTV]

thanks, us girls do that to everyone...

[kristenkaleido]

i'm a girl and i'm constantly faced with the same situation

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

I'm a girl...these weird douches try to do some weird secret James Bond-y type handshake with me everyday...fucking ruins my manicure.

[CatalinaKayD]

Do dah do doo doo.. Oh hey! I'm a twat.

[MmelanieREOW]

@CatalinaKayD LMFAO pissing my self when he said that XD

[kryhappy96]

Dan, dorks are extremely attractive--so don't worry :}

[baileyisaturtle]

what is that spanish sounding songs that's in like EVERYONE of danisnotonfire's videos?!!

[ASDKristine]

This actually relates to me so much, fuck handshakes hahahahaha

[cutiepuff31692]

Im a girl, and i approve dans impersonation!

[alwaysandobviously]

Him and Troy Bolton's baby....O.o

[NinaMarieLego]

What is a twat?

[sladunkaAa]

so, i am a T-rex now?And i slap my friends with my tiny hands..dreams do come true.

[KayleighMyers93]

I totally do that when I see my girl friends. Haha.

[98BellaElla]

It's brofist, BROFIST! Not the stupid fist thing xD

[HRS4eva]

yes, there is a PDF you can download. (y)

[singerofsongs887]

I just burst out singing the high school musical song after he said "we're all in this together". I just let the lyrics flow :)

[Mskhalida9]

i just randomly ran into this video and you just made my day perfect. i love and i love your accent. enough said.

[iAnna16000]

Love the Donnie Darko shirt c:

[Ducky123abcXD]

I hate handshakes I can't tell you how many time my friends have offered to make one and I said "don"t touch me please ". That may seem mean but I don"t like to be touched.....

[biskit71]

haha i love ur girl imprestion it wasnt offencive at all

[shbekah]

"Oh hey, I'm a twat." I wish people announced this more often XD

[TheRealShAboOdLez]

1:05... i couldn't stop laughing xD

[BexBarnett123]

Anyone else notice the 'new shirt' sticky strip thing???:L

[sterlsgirly]

Is it weird that I'm a girl and me and my guy friends do the "Bro-hug"? And I've done every single one of those handshakes, plus more with my guy friends.

[DavidTismyDoctor]

Cutest run at 1:08 =)

[ChakuuFoxDragon]

i'm a girl and i do slappy fight like that in the video. LOL

[MissDebbie321]

Ever since the fist bump became popular, I've been through countless awkward moments where I have to change my high five midway. But now, I just keep going through with the high five, and when my open hand covers their fist, I just go "Paper beats rock."

[SuperPinguX]

i have the same problemeveryday

[EBandCPluvvCockXX]

"We're all in this together"

Made think of 1. High school muscial and 2. a vid he did with phil where Dan was wearing a hsm top

"Go wild Cats"

[SmileAndBePositive]

I have exactly the same problem...

[kryhappy96]

I feel you xD

[IAmEverywhere49]

You have problems not knowing which greeting to do? I have problems with with greeting people althogether...

[caity1116]

calm down ^.^

[666Skeksis]

haircut

[MCRBVBForever]

hehe I don't even give handshakes or anything... I just ask for a hug xD

[lelah013]

Haha dude this happens to me all the time i gave someone high five when they wanted a fist bump so i just got up and awkwardly walked away

[qasimnadim786]

i fucking h8 ads.........

[HippHoppMunchkin]

I suffer from the same thing, but with hugs, and i'm a chick! God it's horrble, and pretty awkward, if i must say.

[juiceybananas2]

omg ur so tallll!!!

[izziee98]

i <3 dorks.



[GingerBreadSheep]

why do you need to be sooo perfect

1. cute

2. english

3. smart

4. mildly nerdy

5. YOU PLAY VIDEOGAMES LIKE A BOSS

[TildaThaAwesome]

This has happened to me lots of times but the worst time must have been at a party when my ex boyfriend's friends would say hello to me with their stupid handshakes -.- I just stood there like an idiot, staring at them like: what do you want?!

I'm such a fail

FML

[pleasethinkofme]

He's very tall, isn't he? :O

[AwesomTotally]

Heard His Accent.

Subscribed.

[AceHainley]

That is an accurate representation of girl handshakes.

[SuperStarry98]

yes every girl has 6 inch long arms

[theclassicquirk0o]

O: Story of my life.

This happens to me all the time and I always end up looking idiotic and socially awkward because of it D:

[DaMagicalBeanz]

"hey there..."

"Oh! Hey! Im a twat,"

-_O

[bababababarann]

hahah girls just go hey ? nooo.. i'm usually someone who sjust says hey, hello and so on.. but some girls have the feeling they have to hug me, girls i've maybe seen 2 times befor...and then i never know should i hug back or what or help ?

[MYGcutie64]

Well it depends on the girl. I'm used to just being like "Hey." To someone I never met before, but then out of no where, an awkward hand shake happens.

[hajibajikawii]

love me



[MelonPandaa]

It's difficult to stand on both feet :/

[NicoleAnnHosking]

I can't over how tall Dan is :O

[Mssampants88]

Oh hey, I'm a twat!

[KaitoJamesPartridge]

"oh hey! Im a twat" Pahahah! LEGENDARY! XD

[GingerChloe29]

*casual mexican music at flat party*

[EpicMegaMatt]

Hey can everyone check out my Channel =] And sub...Got some cool videos and will be Trillions more to come =]=]

[pandamonster20001]

1:30

Because girls are apparently T-rexs...

[Nerdfightingallday]

@pandamonster20001 I WISH WE WERE T-REXS

RAWR

[lerozonoel]

@pandamonster20001 no no we r danosaur! :P

[HiyaItsLorena]

Nice Mustache!

[Rookleyz]

I know how you feel.

[summergal181]

If I ever meet you i will tell you which one to do first!

[madisyn73]

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW U FEEL. lmao

[madisyn73]

Hhahahaa, u made me laugh like shit ! i love u .I Want to talk to uu! ur fb?:D

[ATurtleAteMyTrex]

Correction, you're a HOT dork

[bekkamx]

"we're all in this together"

Anyone else start singing the high school musical song?

[newbetomfan]

seriously half of my friends are guys and it is even worse when you've known them for over 10 years :L L0L

[Moonlar1001]

ur a hot dork then

[beccasayspanic1]

You seem really tall, how tall are you?

[CatalinaKayD]

1:07 I died laughing.

[RawrFearSam]

Actually it's more difficult for girls.

When girls first meet they keep their eyes on eachother

on every move we make until we decide to talk to one another. xD

[Lottiejerome]

Girls have arms too you know ;) x

[Odact]

glad im a girl, we dont hav complicated handshakes like tht xD

[LoveMusicRocknRoll]

man, i love your eyes <3

[sillybunny1214]

he seems really tall.

[Andylikesalaugh]

Why is lets get physical in the suggested videos, how is this related to that?

[Whisperingtothefire]

see..this is where you realize that life isn't like sims2. the opposite other doesn't automatically know its a hand greeting, a hug greeting, ect o3o

[2106Sophie]

This is so true! :-)

[TattyEm24]

ur so funny, 'Hey I'm A Twat'! you crack me up x

[BAMMKittycat10]

i had a really awkward handshake was when i thought this guy was going to shake my hand but he hugged me and i ended up just touching my own boob... :/

[TealnLucysfitchannel]

Ngl, You are a mixture between Anthony from smosh and Charlie McDonnell from Charlieissocoollike...:3

[blkpearls]

[S]omething

[w]e

[A]eracans

[G]ot

JK JK

[Itsmeryliec]

whatever happened to the actual hand shake???

[Itsmeryliec]

hahaha dan your expression at 1:08 priceless...

[pichugirl95]

I'm going to great you with a hug.

[pichugirl95]

Douchebaggery. That should be in the dictionary.

[melissa72692]

1. Omg I love llamas with hats! 2. I do the same thing. But with the skin around my fingernails

[PSGACM]

Apparently in Dans mind all girls are T-Rexs with high voices........

[tidbitlover]

I know what you mean .

[PeaceChic229]

Hey I'm a girl ad my friend and I have an amazing handshake! XD

[Sorasixx]

fine if I ever meet you I'll just hug you instead >:D

[ThatFatChloe]

Ah,I miss boring uni room video's D":

[killjoysixerbvb101]

I just look at their hand and eventually they put it down.

[RoseOfReina]

the tags for this video consist of "PLACENTA" and "phil enjoyed being female too much he wasn't both this way" and "inception"

[FloraLuhvsYou]

I have that problem too lol

[zorsebandarOc98]

Dan looks tall...Does anyone know approximately how tall he is?

[leambzTV]

dan, have you ever actually seen girls like this, if so please do tell me :)

[ImOnYourScreen2]

yeah, whenever im in this kinda situation, i just kinda try to follow through, and then flail my hand around a little to try to pass on the message that i don't know what the fuck your doing :3

[AdaLouiseCrowe]

yeah.. girls dont meet like that.

[EternalVendetta7]

either hug me or back off; no in between bullshit

[skaterchik666]

i hate handshakes!!! they are soo stupid.. like when people give each other "dap" like thats fine i guess when guys do it with their friends but im a girl and guys will come up to me trying to give me dap and i just dont know what im doing im like im too much of a girl and white for this lol im not sure whats going on soo i just stand their like a simpler high five or a SIMPLE handshake is fine or we cann all just give eachother hugs which are much better!!:)

[Allegrajell0]

girls have hand boobs?

[LaSchtroumpfettte]

you're like the British version of anthony from smosh..

[Socks170]

just usually put your knuckle out before them giving them no option to make you look derpy =D.

[TheMoonPower]

Pimpelia Smith.

[xeroh0pe]

Holy shit you are tall.

[VyckiiT]

hahaha Or just dont touch me -.- that has always been my motto >_>

[RuanaAimee]

Have a phobia to high-fives.

[RenopunkJo]

I feel you, and I´m a girl :(

[SaraBeCreepin]

I feel like I was forced into liking this video. That lady and her pimp cane...

[CandyKitten100]

I can't stop looking at the pink LadyBug in the background. Aww pink.

[siddygirl1996]

if u do the wrong handshake just go with itand say like cabbage or like snail or summin stupid like that it will eliminate awkwardness at parties or introductions believe me! i speak from experience :)

[Carnifexism]

First world problems.

[johnMegallo]

we're all in this together! and that shirt idea is brilliant. you are awesome dan.

[mony1033]

you look tall...i wanna meet you:)

[ChaarlieeLooovesYoou]

I fucking hate it. Fuckin handshakes. They scare me. My fried went to high five me and I went for a nuckle bump. Fuck knowes how her hand ended up in my face. Ouch.

[Fr0zenRoses9]

its just one of the mysteries of life .( if dan a male cant understand their stupid trends how the hell are we girls suppose to figure it out.

[SternenRomanze]

I'm happy to be a girl =w= ... I'm a girl, I don't shake hands. Hug me <3

[TheKillerpony123]

I donʾt do that Iʾm a girl. I go whats up and we fistbump and walk off or talk bout sumethin rando.

[WolfieandRed]

If I ever meet you, I'm going to pick the most awkward handshake to greet you with.

[SleepyroxyPJs]

trust me, its just as awkward for girls. If you don't know a girl well enough to hug them or do that weird kiss left kiss right thing, what the do you do? The worst thing is still when a guy and girl first meet. what the actual fuck am I supposed to do with this man?

[UnlimitedFavorites]

@SleepyroxyPJs In Germany we always just shake hands.

[IChiipsy]

@SleepyroxyPJs I always look like "seriously, what the f*ck?" when a guy gives his girlfriend a high five instead to hug her <3

[0bviousTr0ll]

i dont feel like slapping tentacles with you..

[weehcd]

i want to be dan when i grow up..