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  • FUCK YOU NIGGER. There is NO such thing as a BLACK BRITISH ACCENT. There is only BRITISH ACCENT. Your BLACK ACCENT is called NIGGER CHIMPANZEE FILTHY COON ACCENT. OK?

  • Stop being jealous on black people just we are unique you fucking bitch eat my dust bastard.

  • @iLoveSmellyCunts You are out of line!

  • i like ur london accent its quite good

  • Ugly ape dude

  • one word RACIST!!!

  • @accept415 one word...No mattter a fact, a few.... Youre A FAG!!!

  • Go fuck yourself dickhead

  • Hahahaahahaha that london accent hahaha !

  • dis is da werst fockin london accent eva. fink you need a good wank, mate. propa tossa dis one, innit.

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  • @EpicChannel87 I heard Uhmericunts do betta London accents den dis. Dis is fockin rubbish, bruv. Right twat dissun.

  • sounds like you were tyring to talk like a jamaican at one point

  • @mitalkditingsdem,We jamaicans make up the vast majority of the black population in England.Hearing and speaking Patois is as common in England, as hearing spanish being spoken in the U.S.Alot of English carribean people speaking in the accent of their local town (Borough), will have a slight mixture of their native carribean tongue,when saying certain words.(Mostly the younger teens do this).

  • @Phillyguy30 africans also make up a vast majority of the black population in england not just jamaicans

  • haha i love it!!! u imitate other accents so real ;) love it love it love it!!!!!!

  • looooooooool wats gwaanniinnn safe n ting yh looooooool!!! u joker

  • ESSSSSEX! ;)

  • ... southern essex isnt full of cockneys :|

  • sorry bwt tht racist comment b4 bt a meant it ya dirty black clown ur reakng of aids to b honest itsgivin me the boke ya horrific yucky dirty coon??? mnd the time u thought uwere british haha jokes ur nt from here ya manky cow ......fuck offf yuck

  • @scotty77a ,Get a life you loser.

  • coon

  • @wayne2020z And the blacks and Asians, as mirrored in other white nations, will continue to follow the supposed genocidal, Nazi whites because we create liveable, civilisations. And as they follow us, they will still continue to blame us for all the wrongs in their life, and will never ever take ownership of their own actions because to do so would reveal the truth.

  • wow a horse stable made you acsent funny u bell

  • Ah, the Essex accent, sadly dying out, seems to be mainly heard only in the North East corner of the county, Due to a large influx of Londoners since ww2, to the South and North west, centered around Towns such as Basildon and Harlow.

  • I'm from Saff London and my accent is different. People from Essex aren't the brightest pebble on the Beach. That so-called London Accent you did does NOT represent how londoners from South, East, North or East of London speak. Anyways, London got the best accents. Anything outside the M25 doesn't count.

  • @H1MLA Neither are blacks, but it seems one group can be generalised and others cannot be touched. How brave of you.

  • @csno1 What do you mean by this - ''but it seems one group can be generalised and others cannot be touched. How brave of you.'' Care to explain?

  • @H1MLA You made a generalisation of Essex folk because this type of generalising falls into the category of normative. You would not dare make a generalisation outside the sphere of political correctness. Therefore, I extrapolate that you're not too brave, and are very much under the influence and control of the ideological regime that permeates the west. I make the generalisation that most blacks are dumb, similarly to your claim that Essex people aren't 'the brightest pebble on the beach'.

  • @csno1 See, unlike you, I didn't make my comments based on racist discredited beliefs, but rather tongue-in- cheek. As I was merely being sarcastic about the image Essex people have as being simple-minded and plastic image folks. You will notice that I said Essex people (as Essex people come in all races ie Whites, Blacks, Mixed-race & Asians) and didn't mention colour, as I wasn't out to racially stereotype folks. So stuff yu & your racist ''only whites can be English'' diatribe.

  • @H1MLA So generalisations are fine as long as their not based on race. This all sounds a little paradoxical. Why can I not make a racial generalisation? Tell me. Ok, I'll play your little pathetic game. I generalise that most Africans have low IQs and are prone to violence, criminality and are not fit for civilisations. Is that generalisation fine?

  • @csno1 Neither are Blacks what?

  • vuvuzelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Don't mind having a British accent.

  • @Sprintcupseries,Sorry,but there's no such thing as a "British Accent" lol

  • You got the word "Fukin" right on the northern accent, which is all that matters. Coz we swear like its a vital part of the sentence structure.<< Add a few "bastards" in there then say it all like its one word, and that is how i talk.

    That was funny, well done!

  • safe and ting ... nuff white bois .....merk dat batty boi like

    jooookes bruv.

    gotta laugh at myself

  • hahahahah!!! your London accent was spot on!!! even the kissing the teeth at 2.20, top notch stuff.

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  • @RhhFan hahaha fanx that really lifted me up 2day

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  • you are awful noob bloody americans

  • London werent too bad. But damn ur Essex accent is jokes haa.

  • at least i can understand him.london accent doesnt exist anymore,stupid white kids trying to be black

  • Its so funny that you cant help but want to swear when you do a London or northern accent.

  • Michael caine have an Essex accent?

  • love this video, you are seriously funny!! Accents aren't spot on but i really don't care at the moment i am laughing way to much!!

  • u sound so australian

  • he sounds english

  • @orangeambience You don't say

  • what did you say?

  • i am from birmingham and i didnt understand 1 thing you said. what you think is a birmingham accent is a yamyam accent which is around the wolverhampton area but i liked the london accent

  • I'm from America and I understood every word lol

  • haha me too

  • did you meen cameraing

  • the brummie accent was to good mate but wel done for tryin

  • hahahaaa lool ur realli funni u gt the london accent right but nt the middlands 1 oh well keep it up ma8

  • Lol the london onewas spot on. heres rural east anglia (suffolk/norfolk) rendered into text form.

    oi shink yew missed arrt the east anglian accent bur. oi wish yewd mayke yurr moind up un starp a-rattlin on abowt them orrible furreners. thaat ud be bootifull.

    uss owd suff'kers loike lunn'n but yew tonnies never lern an at's a fact bor. kent yew see ut yew duzzy owd fuel?

    (miss the t's & most h's)

    most east anglians sound like a cross between essex/cockney/ and rural east anglian tho

  • lol midlands was funny .. im from brimingham and most people do steriotype and think we all sound the same but we really dont .. most people tend to mix our accent up with the yamyams (wolverhampton) but we dont lol

  • HAHA sound more like where im from.. the black country(tipton) lmaooooo

  • Good bradford accent at the end lol

  • Lmao "There pants meert" ;)

  • your london accent is ghetto only chavs speak like that lol! I have what some would say posh I say well spoken (slightly sloaney) but its definately a london accent. The accent is based on which part of london you live in I have a south west london accent - which isnt the same as south london which is a variation on cockney -it all gets confusing lol!

  • gosh your london boy accent makes me crack up... i dont speak like that but i dont care its funny

  • lol "northshire" well class m8

  • welllllll goooood mate

  • at 2;20 you sounded like that character in dangermouse his sidekick 2 b exactly!!!!!!!!

  • i really hate when people say that they dont like american accents...i mean just like in london theres a ton of accents,its the same here. =]

  • Im from north essex, its a shit hole lol.

  • trust me london has the most accents in it than any part of the UK but the white and black kids are begining to sound identical with the accent you tried to immitate I call it the new working class accent of London asian, somalis nd eastern europeans the new immagrants may sound a bit but stil hold their native accent and they add more influnces so yeah london kids will continue to have a unique way of speakin cause my older brother dont even have de same accent as me hes older n sounds white

  • lol reminds me ov eastenderz

  • im from north essex :)

  • Go Essex!

    I luv tha Accent---I dont Care What Ove People Say!

    xx

  • bruvvvvvv ur london accent u gt dat off kidulthood, dats how black people and wigers talk.

  • My favorite British accent is from SCOTLAND!!

  • naa, i suppose you didnt ever had a scottish teacher. :)

  • OMG! no offence but i hate tha scottish accent

    !

  • yeah man,its so incnovenient.cant get shit!

  • The London accent sound likes Jamaican Patwa

  • You're the one who CHOSE to watch it anyway, so blame yourself for having 'wasted valuable minutes of'--your--'life'.

  • PLZ DO SUM MORE IPRESSIONZ VID

  • Lol, too funny. That London accent you was originally named 'Jafaican' because they thought it was youths trying to talk with a fake Jamaican accent. But actually it was a genuine mixture of various african/carribean accents plus the native cockney, that Londoners, including white youths have picked up...You hear a lot of people talking like that where I live in Cambridge too but they're obviously fakes, heh...

  • mate you are fukin legend

  • you're sick lmao, o can u do a brummie accent? (birmingham)

  • u know who u sound exactly like?

    the black guy who won the apprentice.

    u from same place as him? im from kent sound abit simmilar but diffrent

  • LMAOOOOO

    The new London accent cracked me up...but its true :)

  • london accent lol. that's it bruv!

  • you are sik

  • in america they are mor racist than in england

  • wagawan blud dat was sick doh still. lmfao that was 2 jks yeah I'm North West London your good at accents I tried to copy yours and failed miserably anyway it

  • your yorkshire accent cracks me up :)

    but i'm pretty sure i don't talk like that.

    it's more like "you fucking wankers, piss off or i'll smash your face in"

    middlesbrough for you, worst city to live in in england and all that ;)

  • Lol!....

    ILoveit..!!

  • in america, we call people(the guys skin color in the video) "african american" "black"

    and some say "negro"...... so what is the politically correct way(or slang, non-racist) term of labling the guy in the video.

    i'm just curious..... by the way, i'm not racist.

  • He's black.

  • congratulations on your epiphany. lol

  • No I'm saying he would just be called black.

  • We say black/black-British (usually only say 'black-British' when filling out forms though)

  • thanks seewhatgodcando for clearing this up for me

  • but they only really have a 'black british' accent around london, in the north and midlands we usually have the regional accent

  • Yeah because in London black people have a mix of accents to them caribbean african nd cockney influence even the whites kids sound the same just not as obvious outside london black people lived in white communities in london black people live in diverse or black communties so foriegn accents influence also

  • Nicely explained.

  • thats because there are hardly any black people outside of london.... 70% of black britons live here. Cities like mancherster and birmingham have tiny black populations

  • london is 13% black and manchester 7%, there are more in london but manchester areas such as moss side are something like 40% black 30% white and the rest asian according to wikipedia

  • mosside has a population of 11,000, there are estates in London with bigger populations than that and more black people... stonebridge in harlesden for one.

    London has 7.5 million

    manchester has 0.5 million

    (greater manchesters black population is even smaller)

    hackney has about 0.2 million people but is 25% black. More black people live in hackney than the whole of the city of manchester!!!

  • theres no point looking at numbers because london is bigger than manchester, it is the percentage that counts, yes the london percentage is higher but only 7% compared with 13%, not a huge difference. i was just commenting that the statement 'manchester and birmingham's black population is tiny' is innacurate when you compare the number of people to the number of black people in these places

  • true

  • new london accent was on point lmfao

  • LMAO

    london accent cracked me up

    legend

  • HAHAHA.

    Loved your 'Northernshire' accent! :')

    I'm from a mix of Northern places - Manchester, Lancashire & Yorkshire. So my accent's a tad fucked up, but I know plenty of people who speak like you just did.

    But really I haven't met anyone who's so offensive towards Southerners. Well maybe a few people at my school who're up their own arses.

    ee :D got a good laugh out of this.

  • I live in south Essex. Basildon to be precise.

    Your accent is really nice :)

  • i live in Cardiff, Wales and we dont talk like that but the London accent you did reminds me of how they spoke in Kidulthood and Adulthood lol i sometimes didnt understand what they where saying. Good video, u did great ;)

  • I Live In Cardiff Too! Ive Got a Cardiffian Accent Lol

  • lol CARDIFFIAN nice ini lol!! Where about do you live in Cardiff, if you dont mind me asking?? :D

  • Canton area.. Hamilton Street ;)

  • wtf mate you missed out like the entire west half of england ?

  • wow i didnt kno there were different english accents but i did have a friend long ago but his was more scott mixed with brit no 1 could ever understand him but me a few others fer some reason

  • Nice accent, im from the north east and found you're infomation rather interesting :) DAPESKO... you're an idiot.

  • hahahaha luv da london accent lo

  • How many accents do you guys have?

  • Loads belive me. lol

  • a good 20 if more london, cockney, scouce, west country etc just a few loadsss though

  • More than you.

  • What's with all the arrogant comments?

  • At least 20-30 :)

  • You remind me of TV presenter Andi Peters for some reason. Hope you don't mind me saying that!

  • ahaaa :) yr london accent was wicked, i live near coventry and 13yearold twats talk like that too! haha this made me laugh; i'm in love :) nice vid hottie xxxx

  • haha there pretty cool cept the northern 1 well maby thats just me cz i dnt tlk lyk that

    xxxx

  • the northern accent needs a bit of refining :P

    but rest is funny :D

  • lol Nice vid. although I do have to say Londoners are within their rights to be annoyed by the influx of Refugees and Asylum seekers, many live here in Hackney, and it gets to the point where Cultures from (e.g Albania) collectively surround British areas, you wont hear one English voice on the street, and you feel as if you've just got off the plane in Tirana, Morrisey made a very good point about this, and the PC squad were hot on his tail, London's doing itself no favours in the long run...

  • LOOOOOOL

    Tooo funnnny

  • V2? What happened to your old account, I'm a fan from way back!

    England fascinates me, you guys have so many different accents in a small country! Here in America we have very few regional accents.

    Americans don't know a thing about British accents. "Get me," had I never listened to Dizzee Rascal, I wouldn't recognize that, and I imagine he's already considered passe by now.

    You used to speak in RP? I guess the equivalent here is trying to speak like some game show host...

  • i like your accent it's cool =)

  • Nice video

    I would like it more if you weren't such a.........

    CHAV!!!

  • Your accent does sound sort of Australian or South African. It's cool.

  • No it fucking doesn't.

  • veri gd mylez, loooooool xXx

  • haha you cant do a brummie accent man! I'm a brummie stupid accent i know but i love it. Good vid man!

  • HAHA! Funny shit dude.

    So yeah you missed out my favourite phrase in the new London accent you did, and that is: "She is fit, guy!"

  • Not all of london speaks like that, just east end teenagers.

    Most people speak normal english accent.

  • lmao too funny

  • They also listen to our music like there is no tomorrow! I wouldn't mind, but what gets me is that simultaneously, they don't like us, which to me is hypocritical! Don't get me wrong, there are some really cool Asians that I know and that I'm really cool with, them but those ones don't imitate black people. They just act like nice Asian people instead of trying to be 'bad boys' which is wack. But Mazzoan, keep doing what you are doing and use your real accent in vids man, later

  • It's good that you are being your real self man, it is very respectable! Keep it up, PS that London accent sounded Asian lol, that's how a lot of Asians speak in London, black people don't really speak like that- they don't try so hard. The Asian people copy the black people and then say that they aren't copying us. The Asians actually don't like us on average, but the copy how we speak, dress, walk and talk.

  • lol. when are we gunna hear the bristolian accent?

  • Haha I like This Guy!

  • 5/5 dude.

  • Hey Love The Video 5stars!!!

  • LOL so true with the new London accent, but there are still a fair few cockneys here

    remember, the northerners call us all softies and fairies etc

  • Because you are.

  • LOL

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