MagneScribe.com Pen TV Infomercial

[JustineBieberxoxo]

The Magnescribe cured my AIDS.

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

I have a better place to keep it where you also cant drop it, its called a pocket :D

[006jackass]

Thumbs up if CRACKED brought you here!

[BlitzkriegBrain]

At 0:27 seconds one may catch a glimpse at this area where a vagina resides and one object that will keep you far from entering it.

[mdoherty9188]

YEAHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIII!

[ChaoticMachinima]

0:18 *does homework* OH SHIT LOOK AT THE TIME! *resumes homework as normal*

[tttornado]

This is amazing! ^^

[vegemitosis]

I'm a magnetic engineering physicist and I can tell you all its just plain wizardry.

[JurrassicParrot]

The dark magic that is 'MAGNETISM'

[Morfeos6]

Anybody else here from Cracked?

[Jakedastudly]

@Morfeos6 Tis' a small world.

[BreadAss]

@Morfeos6 jup

[JBshotJL]

The incredibly low price of 29.95?? It's a pen people! I don't care if it stops "finger fatigue".

[Sonyas13]

Wow!! All for only the cost of looking like a total derp!! What a deal!

[atheist382]

stupid...

[SkyFeline]

0:29

"DURR, HOW DO STICK FET IN TINY HOLE"

[captchaluff]

Doesn't anyone realize that you could drop it WHILE YOU'RE USING IT?

[evandroferreiradanie]

@captchaluff The magnet must be so strong that it pulls the pen back

[FathisMunk]

All hail the mighty MagneScribe !



[iCheesey]

I could think of so many better things to add to a pen.

[TheWorldsStage]

I would wreck that chick at 0:17

[singhisking853]

@TheWorldsStage She's clearly wrecked without your help if she wears that everywhere.

[cfredrics]

So its a pen... with a magnet... that makes you look like a tool...

[TehSlan]

0:32 "Patented Magnetic Engineering Physics"

0:50 "Push and glide system"

could it possibly be a normal springloaded pen with a magnet on the end?

HURDURRR

Also, how do you patent physics?

[CyberAkumaZero]

@TehSlan

With the current state of the patent office I wouldn't be surprised if someone got a patent on human organs. Hell, don't some people have certain genomes patented?

[foxider]

What if it falls off my hand before I attach it to the magnet :(

[Darkrunner1975]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What a piece of shit. Anyone that actually ordered this piece of shit deserves to be laughed at. Forever.

[danthecat21]

oh

[N3ASL8EN]

But what if you drop that pen...?

[alucard048]

You can't be serious...

[thelovelyinkwell]

F*CKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?!?

[HTFsplendid]

@thelovelyinkwell i dont want to talk to a scientist

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

At Staples, you can order 60 Bic Round Stic ballpoint pens for $6.49.

30/6.50 is about 4.6. In other words, for the price of those two pens, you can get about 276 of the Bic pens.

That should keep you going for a while. (I keep about ten of those pens in my pencil case, and I have an unknown number of them at home.)

[SkySayzRawr]

MagneScribe! It's magically magnetic!

[TwosComplement]

Cushion glide writing system! It's not a bug, its a feature!

[redspade96]

how does it work??

[jannecechmanek]

Wait this pen will magically never drop and roll under my bed? Amazing product.

[BlueWaffleMan9000]

"magnetic engineering physics" LOL



[AnotherShittyAccount]

Might as well just buy a hooker; you'll be getting screwed either way.

[hotrods4ben]

Perfect for people lacking any motor skills

[XMMxmmXM]

Woohoo! Get ripped off for just $29.95! (plus shipping and handling).

[666lilnickY]

nice cap.

[Hax9]

00:08

"Revolutionary magnetic technology keeps your pen where you need it all the time "

That is until you drop it and it rolls under your bed just like any other pen...

[Canama139]

I noticed that the pen she dropped at the start is exactly the same as the pens I typically used.

They don't normally roll that much.

[ultimablade007]

Fucking magnets, HOW DO THEY WORK

[beckyangelbaby]

an obvious flaw? you look like a mega douche and an idiot if you walk around with this around your neck

[arcturus119]

i NEED this. i mean its so hard for me to preform mundane tasks like putting a cap on a pen and looking at a clock. With this, all of my problems will be solved

[kovelvis]

i just love it how they pervert the english language :)

did you hear @ 0:11 ? "the revolutionary magnetic technology".......a MAGNET

it almost sounds like they invented the magnets, tottaly ignoring the fact that magnets are here as long as the planet earth.

[xxRazorJadexx]

LOL what? That "easy glide" feature is just a side effect of the retracting mechanism, which probably makes it near impossible to write. What a terrible product. "Patended magnetic physics" "Magic!" Lmao. Yes, one of the most simple principles of physics is magic... Oh, and yeah. Cracked FTW.

[Arc9er]

Must write this essay! Must pull out this pen that might fall down if i'm stupid and throw it off my desk! Must click the button! *click* GAAWDD FUCK THIS CLICK FUCKFUCKFUCK I WISH THIS THING DIDN'T CLICK FUUUCK I FUCKING HATE CLICKING FOR FUCK'S SAKE I HOPE THIS PEN GETS CASTRATED I'M BUYING A FUCKING MAGNASCRIBE.

AND FUCK CAPS TOO, THEY'RE TOO HARD TO USE!

[nonebutsaz]

Cracked.com disagrees.

[Zeanu]

FUCKING CAPS, HOW DO THEY WORK.

[timeout4u7]

29.99 for three pens?

fuckin expensive!

[whattwowhat]

@timeout4u7 But you get that rinky dink flimsy memo pad too!

Why do you resist progress?! BUY IT NOW!

[PikaRobo]

What about pencils? They work too...

[tenkuushijuusan]

......or you could put it in your pocket and not look like a complete tool.

[onslaught147]

fucking magnets, how to they work :/

[cautionthisissparta]

revolutionary magnets? what year are we in? 0:33 DUUUR HERP DERP CAN'T PUT CAP ON

[IzanoRussia]

REVOLUTIONARY NEW MAGNETS

WOW WATCH THAT AGAIN

IT'S LIKE A MAGNET TAPED TO A PEN, EXCEPT 30$

[bealtespip123]

Fuck,I hate it when I can't get my pen back in its cap.

[ThePsychoReturns]

Holy fuck.

This new "magnet" technology should totally be used for other things.

[theshep]

great, I can get a 33 cent memo pad free!

[kargaroc386]

i actually had to check if this was real or not, when i read about it.

[robokill387]

the funny thing is, you could buy tons of pens for the price of one of these.

[moneymandate]

Don't you just love how ads like these automatically assume that the majority of people are fucking idiots? Using phrases like "patented magnetic engineering" to make us think useless gadgets like this are marvels of science and engineering.

[mitchellalien]

"patented magnetic engineering physics" they like to sound smart by using "science" words ohhh shiny pen

[SpFg22]

It dropped, it rolled, it crossed the line, it must die

[GS0Sunatori]

An obvious flaw? BiC started to sell "ReAction ball pen with D-Flexion Technology" in which cushion spring acts as a "shock absorber" in the tip. It is exactly a copy of the patented technology that MagneScribe pioneered. However, the BiC pen lacks the auto-retractable feature.

[beckyangelbaby]

@GS0Sunatori who cares.

[TwosComplement]

The "Cushion Glide Rolling System" is an obvious flaw in the designed passed off as a feature. It was probably caused by the whole "magnetically deployed" pen tip "magic", in which the slightest pressure on the pen tip causes it to retreat back into the pen.

[jonnyboypwn4g3]

seek and find? never played that game.

[mikelew007]

Revolutionary magnetic technology... known also as a magnet.

[ColossalM]

You can drop the magnascribe too. Are you supposed to have it attached to that necklace while you're writing?

[trippyay]

@ColossalM

STOP HATING OUR FREEDOM!

[iLikeAAK]

fuck it! this isnt such a bad idea!

[meowmixza]

bahahah one of the most ridiculous things has to be "patented magnetic physics" like are you kidding me?

[PlutoIsDead]

People need shot.

[ahanix1988]

PRODUCT OF THE YEAR 2010

[rafalweb]

Any kid that goes to school with one of these things around their necks will get the crap beaten out of them.

[Xunkun]

SHE HAS A FUCKING WATCH ALREADY

WAT.

[Dem0n5]

@OptiPrimeCA...you totally get 3 handy digital clocks. You could be like flava FLAAAAV!! *cough* :p

[PoposNewGuitarChan]

hahahahahahaahahaha why the fuck would anyone buy it?

you know how many pens you could buy for $30? 300!!! do drop and lose pens so often that this would be a good use of money?

and they expect that the magna scribe won't roll away? what if you take it off the magnet and drop it?

And most importantly...

NO ONE would fucking wear these hahahaha

[OptiPrimeCA]

For the price of this, even before S&H, you could buy 180 ball point pens.

Drop your pen? Fuck it, you've got 179 more. Lose a lid? Throw that shit out and grab a new one, you've still got 178 left.

Anyone who spends $30.00 on 3 pens and a 50 cent notepad is an asshole.

[Scrythe]

I love how they use the same exact sound effect for taking the pen off as putting the pen back on. Maybe I'm retarded or something, but I've never EVER heard the sound of two magnets being pulled apart.

[geekymarianne]

@Scrythe, that's the revolutionary magnetic technology at work!

[Begeru]

I wasn't sure if I was going to buy but once they mentioned that I get a free pocket memo book I was sold.

[3piper]

Yes,I would go to school wearing that around my neck so I could look like a dork

[MaceoTheCat]

and super FUN! That's it, I have to have one.

[pureadrenaline47]

Since when are magnets "revolutionary technology"?

[HeyRockBrandon]

that is the dumbest thing i've ever seen lmao its soo pointless and it looks retarted to

[mickomoo]

Genius!

[MrBendernator]

How retarded can you be to not be able to put the cap onto a pen...

[MetalLover7]

Lame because ppl are too lazy to find their pens.. Btw they show pens ppl have dropped and rolled away when they were using them. The magnent isn't gonna stop that from happening!!!!

[honeybbqgrundle]

I like how she's wearing a MagneScribe while she's ordering more. They're just that FUCKING AWESOME!

[ueriansalt]

@honeybbqgrundle

Well, yeah, of course she already has one. She's getting more, because you JUST CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY MAGNESCRIBE PENS.

[c0al]

i bet when you put the pen in your fingers spikes burst through the plastic casing and then barb themselves in your fingers so you can't drop it

[maganashi]

Utter fail.

[WinglessIceAngel]

This reminds me of that one commercial that advertises the laptop stand by showing people squinting and straining their eyes.

By the way, can anyone pm me that video? I have to see it, it's so hilariously retarded.

[econchick]

in one easy motion, you can look like a douchebag!

[chrisz71]

I never buy expensive pens because I always lose them somehow. I buy the 50 pens in a bag for like $2 and it's a better deal- for me at least.

I guess the idea is good, but it looks like a bad bolo tie- or a really nerdy bolo tie.

[hostilel7]

Never again will anyone be able to talk themselves out of taking their own life because they just couldn't find anything to write the damn suicide note with!

[RoadRunnerMusic]

Cracked, ftw!

[boomer4666]

u can buy 600 pens with 30 dollars....

[Ultrafishmongler]

Buy pants with pockets.

[mrjimmyos]

Look like a douche, and pay to do so!

[X1mtheDespot]

Fuck, you could buy a whole pack of pens for like $5.

[SnoocheeBoochees]

i superglued a magnet to a piece of string and another to an old biro. Works just as well and cost me about £2

[WalkingWithScissors]

lmao! apparently most people can't use pens nowadays

[luckymcmahon13]

wtf your pen can still roll away the magnet doesn't stop shit

[PicklesRTasty]

No way, a 15 dollar pen!

[bigpooper28]

0:36 ? was that a close up of that girls tities?

[fu2everyone]

cracked!

[guitarsword15]

Also note, that chick is making a call on a FREAKING TV REMOTE! (1:11)

[anothermj]

LOL.

[rubberduckie02m]

no, you can see an antenna if you look closely.

[maartentjetje]

the most useless thing I´ve ever seen

[Vncts]

what happens if my magnapen rolled under the couch too D=

[Beakerr0]

The universe explodes

[Vncts]

Will I still be able to find my magna pen?

[hlssmat]

LOL

[LikaLaruku]

Won't do you any good if you lend your pen & the borrower takes off with it.

[dbyjazz]

lol @ 0:45

[dustbust14]

magnetic enginering phyics

[alexfanx]

This is a great product, I wouldn't want to look like a idiot with a shirt pocket and a wrist watch!

[RepetitionStop]

nice plagerism

[Captainman5]

LOL @ 0:19 She deserves an oscar.

[Captainman5]

LOL!

[nashdavid]

Oh, I could have got this for Christmas!!! LOL!!

[trackstar789]

Thats perfect!! unless of course you drop the pen while you are using it and its not on the magenet... useless product

[danlekhtman]

Stupid ignorant Americans!

[tehkittehs]

0:20 I'd hit it. :D

[Ashtwan]

When you think about it, this product is no more 'handy' then a regular pen. What happens if you drop the MagneScribe? Does it magically fly from afar to your necklace? No. So now you are in the same position you were in when you lost your regular pen. Solution? Save money and bend your fat ass over and pick it up.

[trackstar789]

u took the words right out my mouth.

[ev2256]

WTF is this "magnetism" shit!?!??

[yamahacasey]

holy shit

[LeftyHangsLower]

QUICK DRAW DYNAMO MOTHER FUCKERS

[OptimisticTears]

$30? Are you kidding me? You know how many normal pens you can buy for $30? THREE HUNDRED.

[GamerGal7]

Jeez what a stupid product xD

And did you hear the noise it took to rip that little thing off? And LOL they say that it being magnetic is the amazing revolutionary never before seen most amazing thing ever! Also, $30? It's not that hard to get off your butt and pick up the pen. Normal pens cost 50 cents each! You can buy 60 pens in place of that overpriced pen. Aww i dropped it under the couch before i could put it on my clock. Now the ink is spilling out of the retratctable ball point!Realy?

[MareaG7]

I found MagneScribe pens on Amazon, only $7.49 each.

[TimebanditYS]

thats a fucking steal

[Flammazine]

It ROCKS! lololol

[kelleybells]

smart meets sexy......the clock makes this more stylish..... kinda like flavor flav wants to experiment with the fashion stylings of pocket protectors and fanny packs.

[Ashtwan]

What the fuck? Lazy-ass Americans. Several problems with this:

1 Q: What if you drop the pen before you can snap it back on the included pendant?

A: Remain on your fat ass, conveniently order another one over the phone, wait 2-3 business days and you will receive a brand new shiny pen which you will have to WALK to the door to pick up when you could have just bent over and picked up the one you dropped.

[eisenpony]

Actually, the inventor of this pen is Canadian

[Ashtwan]

Yes, but it's being marketed to AMERICANS. This is just another case of a foreign country taking advantage of us chronically stupid Americans.

[ridureyu]

It's marketed to Canadians, too. I find it funny that you see "stupid" and automatically think "American." That makes you a bigot:-)

[NeoMikey]

CANADAAAAAAAA!!! *shakes fist!!*

[Ashtwan]

2: The pendant is an eyesore, why the fuck would you want to wear this damn thing around all day? Seriously, why not have a regular pen and place it in your POCKET.

3. For $30 you could buy 100 disposable pens which you could place anywhere in your house, 15 in each room!

Conclusion: No wonder 50% of the people in this country are obese, a solution needs to be found for any task that requires a little effort. Ya, I'm talking to you, fatso.

[GiggyStardust]

Wow I had no idea that this extremely popular and handy product showed so much about our national character. Well, off to the gym.

[aanssi132]

lol haahah i lol'd

[mubd1234]

Hmmm...if you drop the magnescribe pen and it rolls under the couch, it will fly back? MY FUCKING BUTT THIS HELPS YOU FIND A DROPPED PEN.

[MzNeekie]

lmaooooooo if you buy this use it to stab yourself because you're crazy. Yes we all know how difficult it is to put a cap on a pen these days..and twisting one omg..nearly impossible! SMH This is comedy .

[StickManJr]

I think I'm actually dumber now after watching this!

[Indrius]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fipsta808]

I love it how when the kid's running down the street, the pen looks like it's about to fly up and stab him in the face.

[keepitmellowfellow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

OH GOD, this really made my day.

I'm so buying one (:

[Tralalere]

«Revolutionnary magnetic technology»?

«Magically magnetic»?

«Watch that again!»?

«Keeps you on schedule»?

«Patented engineering technology»?

HAHA!!!!

[darksideofthemoo]

They're still waiting to give away those free pocket memo books...

[Johnnythemonkey26728]

What's with that clock thing? Flava flav!

[TheRealKingKung]

hahahahaham, around 1:05, what was she using to "ordering "the magnescribe pen? A MAGNESCRIBE PEN!!!!!!

XD

[MareaG7]

I was told to correct myself... I spotted 2 MagneScribe pens on eBay today, only $0.99/pen. Just search for "MagneScribe" on eBay(dot)com, and see for yourself.

[MareaG7]

Watch and listen carefully, people! The voice clearly says not one pen but 3 pens cost $29.95. At MagneScribe(dot)com $22 gets you 3 pens PLUS 3 pendants (3 clocks PLUS 3 mirrors) PLUS 4 refills PLUS a memo book!!

[RINTOST]

ma va fancul

[tomrichugpeltho]

They're asking for $30 for this one pen. YOU CAN GET 300 NORMAL PENS FOR THAT PRICE.

[tupelohoney24]

0:39 is my favorite part. "It's a quick draw dynamo"! lol, too funny

[atdeaver]

I'd have gotten the crap kicked out of me if I had worn one of those things around my neck in grade school. And I would have deserved it, too.

[shoespeak]

I want one of the kids to fall and impale themselves.

[Albertignolo]

minchiaaaaa 30 dollari!!!

[scort8888]

Aba cadabra, in one easy motion, you're a dork!

[Entamrik]

At 1:10 she takes an order for the pen using the same pen. What the hell? are two just not fucking enough?

[tupelohoney24]

lol, you can never have enough MagnaScribes

[glhs386]

Patented magnetic engineering physics!

[TedCrusty]

wow the magnescribe looks so convinient, you only need to wear a stopwatch round your neck every time you use it.

[nerfherded]

Woah, God knows how hard it is to extend your arm one centimeter more to pick up a pen one centimeter away when your barely extended arm can't fit into that gap under the sofa that's as wide as your head. Lol :D

[alphamone]

love how she writes down the info with a magnascribe pen.