two and a half men - charlie's drunk

[uluafisher068]

oh hey alan! come on in! lmao

[Imthegrffitymen]

Alan: Book Report !!!

Charlie : BEANNNSS !!

[odbahrami]

jake was so much better when he was younger

[wdevroege]

Hi alan cmon in! Lol

[hrmantovani2000]

sorry i hit by mistake hahahahahah

[AL1322]

y do i always watch this when im drunk

[TheSpd11]

mustang sally



[haydndos7]

no fair my buzzers broken AHHH

[haydndos7]

no far my buzzers broken AHHH

[bigwillysty1e]

Alan : now go to bed I be there to tug u in . Charlie : okie dokie. That's just too funny ..

[Hergartz]

Run Run you´re free

[missemilyjd]

best scene ever !

[drew23rachels]

the war of 1812.. uh 1812, no .. uh 1813!

[milfermon21]

I didn't know Rangoon was a real place, shit I'm gonna miss Charlie so bad

[BarryBizzle]

Alan will you drive me to seven eleven :D

[Kekxkruemel]

Run run .. You're free :D

[DavidTricker1]

ashton kutcher

[NightFur246]

Oh I could just imagine how many times they broke out laughing when doing this XD

[pucho1993]

no fair my buzz is broken XD

[charliesitzes1973]

Funny i like it

[iTzxGaToR]

"RUN, RUN! YOUR FREE!" hahaha

[flapwing48]

lol



[DrewMongo]

"The Questions are worth more, and the answers are harder"

RING "True"

[DrewMongo]

"Sure! I'll take Jake to the DMV to get his license!

"Book Report!"

"BEANS!"

[yunseong04]

oh hey alan?come on in!haha!

[mich5819]

'Click'

yes?

...sorry, i hitted it by mistake. xD

[ytsmackdowner]

ding dong-WHO'S THERE?!

[totesme14]

Last clip:

"BOOK REPORT!"

"Beans!" XD

[syperany]

LMFAOOOOOOO

luv Charlie Sheen, he rules, too bad he will be replaced, it wont be the same without him 

[replySunni]

...and i'm still buzzed... :D :D :D

[goodfellas92]

Charlie: Can i bring u back something?

Jake: Ding-Dong.

Charlie: Whos there?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! charlies REALLY drunk!!

[16andlovinit]

beeeaaans

[CheesePain]

-"Book report!!!!"

-"BEANNNSSSS!"

haha epic end

[Metallica8493]

Absolute victory!!! :D

[Damon089]

Winning!!!!!

[violentvendetta1]

Alan : the ultimate faggot. Charlie : Ultimate winner

[jerzeytpke]

@violentvendetta1 This show is 90% Alan his son and his life NOT Charlies usual drunken escapades

[violentvendetta1]

@jerzeytpke cool

[HappymanFIN]

"i'll pretend i'm not here"

[deering1134]

BOOK REPORT .................BEANS !!!!!

[9mallinger2]

how much crack did charlie sheen smoke?? - enough to kill two and a half men...

[7drift0king2]

@9mallinger2 First off, he doesnt smoke crack you idiot.

"He was bangin' seven gram rocks.'

[9mallinger2]

@7drift0king2

thanks for sharing ur uninteresting information with us... if u can't distinguish a fucking joke from reality, you should not spend time on youtube anymore....

[7drift0king2]

@9mallinger2 If you are gonna tell a joke, SAY IT CORRECTLY MOTHERFUCKER!

[cody12345249]

"He's a RanGOOOOONian."

[15Mikedelta]

This makes me want to get really floated. lol

"Alan, will you drive me to Seven Eleven"?

[TheSalva9395]

book report! BEEEEENS

[ferucil2]

I'm quite sure Charlie Sheen didn't know the cameras were on.

[Asuicidalpuppy]

@ferucil2 wat cameras?

[leelulove24]

without charlie this show will never be the same i will not be watching it.

[n1c4nh4ckm3]

and im still buzzed

[jiggashady]

This is just tragic TBH. No Charlie, no Two and a Half Men, it seems.

[tomdar4077]

I can't stop laughing at the part where Alan says Book Report! And Charlie says Beans :D classic

[dk5388]

i thought the battle of 1812 was at the alimo agaisnt the mexicans?

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@dk5388 If youre not Joking, you're thinking of the Mexican-American war in 1846

[Varyanthecrazy]

@dk5388 There was also one on the Canadian border, hence vs the British

[fuckeeamee]

Alan: - BOOK REPORT!

Charlie: - BEEAAANSS!

[Caspernilsson90]

name of episode and season please?!?!?

[shadowsofDarkness100]

Omg i almost died laughing so hard hahah love this show!

[TheStoi40]

Oh hey Alan

Come in :D

[ZTLChords]

And how do we get there????

[Prettorian]

- All right contestants... You're at the final round...The questions are worth more and the answers are harder!

- ERRR!!...TRUE!!!

:DDDDDDDDDD

[mcneuschris]

OMG funniest ever :P loooool

[TheBlackjack181]

Lol soooo funny

What season is that?

[tivolimannen]

damn this is so funny cant stop laughing two and a half men must be the funniest show ever made

[AsianPersuassion1]

"oh no wrong house" hahaha

[140JOJO]

3:45 Charlie looks way cute!!!

[shellymeert1]

He's Testing charlie Drunk LMFAO Trivia for Drunks lol

[kwalker5150]

He's not acting drunk...he's really drunk.

[Bellavista26]

Alan : why don't you come in here

Charlie : I can't. i lost ma keeyy...................DAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHH!!!!

hahahaha XD

[SalemStorm]

@Bellavista26

Funny

I just heard that

[SalemStorm]

@Bellavista26

That really hurts my feelings

[midgetwars1]

The guy's smart even half drunk.

[MrLukasart]

...man... charlie's the dude you want to party with !!

[Gummiibearisme]

"Where would we be without cars?....And how would we get there?"

[lfcivan1994]

What was Charlie talking about at 0:12-0:15

[leodakl]

@lfcivan1994

She gave him a ride, which in that case meant sex. "And for getting him home too."

[lebaness123]

hes a rangooooooooooonien

[MiamiMadrid]

run run ur frEEE!!!

[MrDuckybuckyTrucky]

i love jake relax i'll take to the DMB to get his license BOOKREPORT BEAANNSS. LOL

[Ellzarulz]

-the war of 1812

-(beep) 1812

-1813!!

llll

[thewalkingshadow1]

"relax i'll take jake to the DMV to get his license"

[2k9Darragh]

A soft nuggety centre! ha

[unkwonstudios]

no fair, my buzzer broken!!!!!

[capyleo2]

Drunk people r funny...

Alan: BOOK REPORT!

Charlie: BEANS!!!

[ThePoetech]

Jake was soooo funny back in the old days. And Charlie is the best actor ever. Even though he isn't acting =p

[thewalkingshadow1]

@ThePoetech my dad says the same thing that he wouldn't be acting if they put him in a show like this

[KattCynisk]

Hahaha... 3:50 onwards is basically me drunk trying to get in the front door :S hahaha Oh dear lmao

[azeelee]

thnks fr the ride selly n gettin me home too haha..............

[Ellzarulz]

agreed

[bolch88bb8]

He plays the drunk guy so well.....lots of experience lol....

[ghandi2009]

seven/eleven xDxDxD

[dhomed]

thanks for the ride Sally!....................and for driving me home hahahaha

[Thomas2732]

at 5:39 why would alan ask for a favour from charlie especcially when hes drunk

[JDMlover91]

From 3:37 on is sooo funny :D

[BigBluemaniac19]

mustang sally.......giddyup! lol

[sagerox99]

Lmfao

[SekundantNummer2]

He´s a Rangooooooooooooonian!

[SovietGuy101]

Book Report.......BEANS!!!

[crazymaya1]

my God that last episode was GREAT :))=)) They are the best and Charlie is so damn good at this:))=))) jeezzzz "book report" - beeeans:)))

[5tonyvvvv]

Show is fuckin gay.never funny lame crap.charlie sheen on a sitcom.does not work.

[HarryPotterTrio91]

I just love drunk Charlie!

[Sabrinalovesthe80s]

Best show

[devmoran2]

best show in the whole world love charlie

[enohelay]

EH! Semeltent of the wesT!

[CartoonLover20101]

"run run you're freee." xD

"BEAANS!" xDDD

i love those lines! LOL x3

[criminalwins]

run run youre free xD

[ankynic]

what is the title of this episode

[sfcdansfc]

oh no wrong house . im lost

alan : helo

charlee : oh hay alan come on in :L ahahahahaha love it

[TheRaker55]

What's this episode called?

[dalilv22]

Charlie: Can I bring you back something?

Jake: Ding Dong.

Charlie: Whos there? xD

[bcwlukeanddylan99]

i love this show its amazing !

ERRR - sorry hit it by mistake lol

RUN RUN YOUR FREE!

BEANS!! LOL

[DihLSR]

BEEEEANS !

[DurhamBoyz]

love this show

[doriftomasta]

no fare my buzzer is broken

[RandallFlaggNY]

I understand.

[DurhamBoyz]

@doriftomasta lol jake is working no fare lol

[MattyDCFCMatty]

5:45 "run run your freeee" that bit cracks me up every time XD

[wumbology102]

"the questions are worth more, and the answers are harder"

ERRR- true

@ 3:07 jake is trying not to laugh

[Lifestar22]

Run run your free gooooooshh this was sooooo funnyy "hellooo keey" Lol

[DinkyMax]

Book report...Beanssss hahahah...damn charly

[Cousing1]

1812 !!

[babaocagiowns]

Beeeeeans xD

[jasschorno]

I love Jake! <3 hahaha

[Jenta18]

aaah, I just love these two :D

[Georgeous129]

omg i just looked at the comment i left and i don't even remember writing it lol

[bentley33333]

lol

[rediance]

holy crap I saw this and when he said "is 11:30" I looked at my time and it was 11:30.. oohh snaaap!!

[SilentSharpshooterX1]

"O no... Wrong house...." XD

[chelsearule365]

Run run your free LOL

[sidofan0210]

whats the name of this follow Sry my english is bad

[theresult23]

ding dong = whos there lmao

[Appel97]

ahha im still buzzed :P

[ChevyLover0077]

dude this is hilarous

[Georgeous129]

My fave 5 parts:

-'2 words, my famous home-made chilli'

-'had a few cocktails did we?' ' me too'

-i'll take jake to the dmv to get his license

-thanks for the ride sally. And getting me home

-u go ahead, i'll pretend i'm not here

[m6istuseta]

Book report ..... beans XD

[soso104]

Mrs Seward XD

[angellues]

from what seasson is the first video? and the name please

[sleepy91]

my buzzer's broken xD

[11mmmuffins]

Hilarious. Best show ever!!! The best part:

Alan: Book Report!!

Charlie: BEANS!!!

[EmeraldPlatoon92]

three best bits for me:

3) I can't! I lost my key

2) Oh hey Alan. Come on in!

1) Run! You're free!

[LaserfanDan]

three best bits

1)Charlie- Hey .. no fair my buzzers broken

2) Charlie- ergghh ......sorrry hit it by mistake

3) alan- book report!

Charlie- BEEANNS

[HeadHonchoCarpaccio]

The show is best when Charlie's drunk. No doubt.

[welwisher]

Lolz! He is SO drunk in the second one! Haha!

[HBMGR]

"oh no wrong house" thats funny

[NeXttripelX]

i was going to say misssisisisisourii XD

[JapaneseManaphy9]

Next time, inclued the one where Charlie tries to make cinnamon rolls after getting drunk and watching the food channel. XD That was hilarious!

Episode: D*mn yoe eggs benedict, introduction

ROFL, He's a RanGOONian!

[mlover430]

this is my most favorite show :D

"alan! come on in!"

"why dont you come in here?"

"cant... i lost my key"

[TvviztidJoker]

Allan: "Alright contestents, we are at the final round. The questions are worth more and the answers are harder."

Charlie: *Buzz* "True." rofl xD

[TAG037]

*Buzz

1812

No

*Buzz

1813

[Cher298262]

"Alan! Come in!"

"Why don't you come in here?"

"I can't, I lost my key."

Doors wide open.

[lustaufsanwald]

i lost my key- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Vampirzke]

can i bring you smthing?

DingDong

Who´s there?

YEEEEES XD

[stefanmarkides]

relax, i'll take jake to the dmv to get his license hahahahahaa

[TvviztidJoker]

charlie is so not all there xD

[scapeclone2]

i watch this everynight irl, bu tthis made me laugh irl, hahaha 2 and a half men - FTW

[rube1995]

run run your freee  book report BEANNNSSSSS

[thepaypayshow]

i love this one

[celibiEX]

"Allan will you drive me to 711?"

"Ding dong, who's there?"

"No Fair, My buzzer's broken!"

"The questions are harder. EH! true."

"Eh! Yes? Sorry I hit it by mistake."

"Now go to bed i'll be there to tuck you in in a minute. okay"

Best Charlie quotes ever! My Top fav though is "BOOKREPORT! BEAAANS!" XDDD

[thewalkingshadow1]

@celibiEX what gets me is how he wasn't even looking down at the beans and picked them up and called them by the right name

[kk111999]

Alan:"Now go to bed i'll be there to tuck you in in a minute"

Charlie:"Okay" -wobbles away-

[tray3437]

lol lol "Alright contestants your at the final round, the questions are worth more and the answers are harder" EEHHH TRUE!

[nooyeh]

Allan: i'll tuck you in

Charlie: ok

LOL DIS IS SO FUNNY

[dannzyman27]

And also. The other amazing part. :)

The war of 1812 *Buzz* 1812

No! *Buzz* 1813

xD

[dannzyman27]

Good Question. Ill give you the answer in two words. My famous homemade chilli. xD

BOOK REPORT! BEANS!! xD

Best two moments ever. :)

[Alexurt]

NO FAIR MY BUZZERS BROKEN!!

[M1573R666]

ehhh true

[ShivTube7]

ding-dong, who there? lol.

[felexia2]

thats not fair

my buzzers broke xD

[gamerpulsenet]

The second video's Episode is

Season 4: Episode 22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

[oddesy4]

Can some one find out what episode the buzzer clip was taken from?? its my favourite piece of comedy of all time ;)

[Durbs2004]

what episodes are these clips from??

[darkyoshi11]

sorry, don't remember

[ConnorP95]

The episode of the first clip guys was: "Pink Things with Cocunut".