A Quickie With Couver

[licky20]

can make a whole video of yourself singing to this song : )

[CharmingXentric1991]

Dublin, Ireland is in my top places-to-go too.

Scissor Sisters's "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" one of many gay guilty pleasures ;D

[dhbrent]

That last answer.

Ew!! xD

[CorvusBruxo]

It was sooooooo funny to hear you trying to pronounce "Espinoza" xxDDDD. Adorable. One day if you wish, I could tell you how it is pronounced, BECAUSE I'm Spanish and I can do it perfectly :P

Good bye

[roundandround14]

The real version of the song is WAY better!!!

[yiyuyang2008]

Oh man. U look handsome and probably the gay-est boy I've seen online. Cool.

[MrLuker10]

YES!!! That song is the best!

[MrLuker10]

YES!!! That song is the best!

[sunflyer40]

top or bottom? LOL I always say yes!

[browneyeguy]

ur too cute love the dance

i never had a BF also its sucks

[pianofingers32]

Dublin, Ireland :)

[MrUnknownsmile]

YES SYDNEY AUSTRALIA! COME, COME, COME!

[HotFiracat]

@MrUnknownsmile Sorry but Melbourne is WAY better. Just sayin :) Nothin against Sydney btw

[MrUnknownsmile]

@HotFiracat WHAT ARE YOU ON? I almost died when I went to damn Melbourne! SO boring and no culture!

[HotFiracat]

@MrUnknownsmile Melbourne is AWESOME!!! DON'T BAG MELBOURNE!!!!

[MrUnknownsmile]

@HotFiracat I shat myself with boredom!

[HotFiracat]

@MrUnknownsmile Lets just agree to disagree k? At least he wants to come to Australia rite :)

[subarianEra]

OMG I live in VANCOUVER! But it's funny, I don't like living here, LOL! I rather live in NY or LA

[NaturesAdmiral]

Haha one of my favorite songs on a downday is also by scissor sisters, I can't Decide

[Velcan]

Have you been to Ireland befor?

Would definitely like to show you around

[NE15ILL]

Yeey come to Dublin, you will love it here, and bring Zachariah to. It is an amazing city !

[Nocknick22]

You should do a giant Q&A!!! Please.

[wjr3013]

Scissor Sisters is my go to song too!

[AngelOfDeath779]

Trust me you don't wanna visit Dublin, I live there and its one of the most anti-gay citys

[oceanwonders]

OMG the dancing was the best. Can we start expecting it like we do from Ellen?

[Valcuric]

GREAT VIDEO! This put a giant smile on my face :D

Okay, so out of the 4 places you listed, I've been to 3 of them. And when you were about to answer the question I was thinking "this is a no brainer, Australia for me" and then you said Sydney first! I have to say Sydney was the nicest, but I've never been to Dublin so I can't say that 100%.

[mgkweaver]

silly boy... lol I luv ya.....VOTE

[TheJackSW]

Yes come to Sydney!!!!!

[NomNomCookies000]

Hillarious*

[NomNomCookies000]

LOL you are so hilarious. 

[BTroyJ33]

Scissor Sisters = FTW.

[sportzfan1420]

baaaaaaaahahaha 1:02

[Rafael121992]

Wow ur awsum

[Joboy199204]

John Smith???? Very original :)

[neverending4181]

Having a boyfriend is overrated... you're still young... live your life. No need to be tied down! BUT, that doesn't justify to become a slut. ;) K? Thanks :)

[airchriso]

Dude you are awesome! lolz! i can only imagine how you drive your friends bananaz lol

[tsayerin]

your like white kevjumba!

[bvlgary09]

I love how you say, "hhhmmmm-kay?" :)

[xavierjacox22]

OMG, you are beautiful. Why havent you had a boyfriend yet?

[SociologyGirl]

OK I have to subscribe to you now after your dance! lol

[gauci21]

AHAHAH

Your answer to the candy question was amazing

[sancujezu]

@Couver87 ...that's song reminds me a lot of good things !!!!!!!! ...

[SevenRepublic]

weird ears

[superblooper123]

The last question made me lawl

[MierAntonio]

LMAO ambsafuckinglutely

[Bubblepoopdanie]

you said that you had a boyfriend in your old videos and now you say that you have not had a boyfriend, isnt that kinda weird?

[apskulls]

u never had a boyfriend? how?????? ur cute as hell, ur funny, an all around great personality :) r u too picky? 

[AnythingThatGoesShow]

Lol! Your soo funny man! I love the "dont feel like dancing" dance lol

[0dour]

i misunderstood the title :(

[RenatoCPR1]

great dance ;D

[Ixidor13]

I LMAO watching u read that spanish name xD

[justinfoster121]

I just want you to know that after watching your video I got that Scissor Sister's song was stuck in my head for like two weeks, lol. Great song though. Thanks!

[TalynCo]

Dude, don't pick Sydney.

It's an okay place to visit but it sucks to live there. I'd know!

East coast is crowded as... Try Melbourne or Adelaide if you want culture and arts, or Brisbane if you like the beach. ^.^

[echoshadowlight]

Couver is an awesome name! I don't know why more people don't change their names. It's ridiculous 2 think just bcuz our parents liked a name that it actually suits our personality, tastes, & era. We don't let parents choose our cellphone cover, our shoes, our lovers - so why our name, the most personal expression of our individuality? No one should consider themselves stuck with a first or last name. In fact it should be a tradition for a child to choose their own name when they are old enough.

[RainbowBrickRoad]

Love your videos... they're very funny. :D

[totaldarkness19]

hahahhaha now i feel dirty eating a blow pop

[mofty7878]

my fave song, but y not use the real version

[razzy044]

I just recently stumble across your videos and I think you are Great...good discussion and advices...I always want to do my own youtube video also..just talking about anything especially with the gay community for the asians....Any advices??

[pirul0128]

this video i believe has to be my fav. I love how u just started dancing out of nowhere. that was the cutest. And btw ur ears r still cute. aww and to think i thought i was the only one who hasnt found that first boyfriend yet. I love watching ur vid. and i love wat u do; all the advice u give. i do the same thing but with friends sort of. Not ready for the big league - youtube. LOL!!! :)

[SociologyGirl]

@pirul0128 Don't worry I havent found that first boyfriend either. Just think how great it will be for the person we choose to date because we have taken this time to become better versions of ourselves.

[campbellhughes95]

Sydney??? pshht everyone knows thats only for creepy asian tourists. Melbourne is where its at

[alexmunroe]

Sorry, I had to give you a Thumbs Down for this one. You told people that as far as the questions went, it could "be anything" and then you declined to answer a few of the questions anyway. In my opinion, you could have given the inquirers limits to what they could ask if you didn't want to share anything too personal OR you could've chosen other questions that you felt more comfortable answering here on YouTube.

[Charmedious]

Hahahaha xD loved the last question and answer ;P

[glitch232]

Yes, use Couver! I made my nickname into my IRL name and it was one of the BEST decisions I ever made!

[keepcalm101]

This is the first time I have ever watched one of your videos..... and you had me at SCISSOR SISTERS :D

I think you have a great personality and a WONDERFUL taste in music.

[jimpug78]

YOU ARE ADORABLE!!!

[Keiboy17]

I think youre hilarious and smart. It might just be for fun but i think your videos are great and really help people. Cant wait till the next one.

[garret166]

I don't remember who it was that said grow your hair out, but I totally disagree... I LOVE your hair!!!!!!!! Btw you're awesome and I love your work

[Charterways]

Amazing as usual.

[jannymack91]

omg i'd date you. ur cute

[mormayojoe79]

Definitely made me laugh. Thanks, I needed that.

[arjun965]

John, love ur work. Started watching ur videos becase u looked hot in them but now I watch for the whole concept. Y don't u grow ur hair long again. U looked sexier with long hair and if u mention this comment in any video plz don't use the user thanx. Love u and ur work...gives me and a lot of ppl hope that they will be ok...=)

[Misterul2011]

Dublin Ireland come over!!!!!

[Allbymyself82]

So sexy

[brunolbt]

I think John go well with you.. It is just now that I know your name is John.. i am amazed.. it reaaallly suits you! keepit... hottie john.. ;D

[raygeo]

Great fun, great V-blog concept. Really showed off your personality.

What's with the "no Boyfriend" - impossible to believe.

BTW Montreal's pretty cool; but admit Vancouver is one of the most beautiful cities in the world.

[anThononyian]

couver smith. HEYELLL YEEEEah.

[Eight13]

I wanna live in Vancouver! ;D

[williamferrand]

lol that was only like 5 answered question

[strafrag1]

Hey John, nice video! you're a great guy and I hope someday love hits you like a brick!

[adityachak200]

nice.... i'm from India and I love ur videos

[mikehb0y]

you dancing to that song may have just made me fall in love lol i was actually blushing for some reason haha

[JimOnex]

John ... now now now, you didn't answer ALL the questions, yet I do agree ... some questions should >NOT< have been asked. The question is ... WHY do people wanna know the top/bottom thing, like it really doesn't effect their lives at all. right? LOL hugz, Jim

[ipolitasss]

you're lovely,that's all i can say:)

[earnric]

I got that Scissor Sisters on Sing Star! (karaoke!)

[bumbro07]

That was Awesome!

Seriously, that was awesome!

[redroseray9]

oh john how i love you and miss you!

keep up the videos and we need to skype soon!

xoxoxo

[YaoiSutori]

Lots of people feel insecure to answer the question Top or Bottom especially they're bottom. Why do most people feel so embarrassed admitting they're bottom? [No John, I don't mean I think you're bottom.]

Or their answer'd be like, "erm...bottom, I guess" instead of "I'm bottom, I love to get fuck!"

LOL, just wondering.

[jamesie999]

you didnt really answer them properly... why pick questions your not going to answer?

[infectedmorgriff]

Nice video! loved it

[futureoff]

this made me smile :)

[blismwithmyblizblop]

I like this! Yeah. :)

[luciedstrike]

I love your scissors sisters performance !!! ;D

[MrDramageek]

...you chew it?? ouch...that sounds painful....

[markvond1977]

Nice vid man.  Great personality. I always look forward to watching them.

[markvond1977]

Nice vid man. Great personality. I always look forward to watching them.

[Tmmk1987]

The candy expanation is the best, even i think so



[sharkn02]

that was awesome... even though I skip the song... sorry... but you're awesome!

[TheWallFellOnMe]

I'm gonna say bottom cuz he likes to lick and lick and lick until it gets to the good part! Hahahahaha.

[praestant8]

Awesome!

[HimynamesWILLIAM]

I love how you didn't know the words at some parts but you still kept lip singing =)

I totally do that to. All this dancing, you must be in a really good mood lol!

[Marqus33308]

I can understand the rest of them, but Dubland, Ireland?

[RaNdOmRyAn13]

You should do more of these videos. It was a lot of fun to watch lol :)

[Ralavick]

I've never had a boyfriend before either, but how the heck have you not had a boyfriend?!?!?

Now that's perplexing.

And I liked the blowpop description hahhahahahaha!!!

[Ralavick]

I've never had a boyfriend before either, but how the heck have you not had a boyfriend?!?!?

Now that's perplexing.

And I liked the blowpop description hahhahahahaha!!!

[akaruikibuno]

Awwwwwwwww cute! And I just HAD to giggle at the dance part. Awesome *_* .

[JDthommo]

Sydney, Australia FTW!!! come here!! it would be awesome!

[Kewbz]

Yes, yes, YES. Come move to Sydney & we can live happily ever after.

[WWEQAF]

That last answer was PERFECTION!!

[ninja314]

i love the video and i love all you videos.

[tmc3theory]

Boo, that's cheating! You can't count the questions you didn't answer! :(

[TrueChibiSeme]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO VANCOUVER!!! :D

[valendez123]

"AbsoFuckinLutly"

loved. :)

[coldnessy]

Wow, that was interesting! XD By the way, would you forgive your boyfriend if he acted like a jerk some days ago and you still love him? I know the question actually answers itself, still, wanted to ask ya, bye! XD

[ladyhawk2000]

Your ears look weird in this video Xl. lol, but they still cute :D.

I love the way you're showing your personality off a bit more in each video !

[rydagul21]

such a funny video!

fyi, your ears are hot... sorta like an avatar in a good way

love ur vids

[chinesewriting]

i swear you make me smile for no absolute reason.

[Auringossasiisain]

I'd go to Sydney just to see Natalie Tran. (communitychannel)

[Couver87]

@Alenmore1 Thanks! Its important to do from time to time!

[hugovsky5]

Poor César!! You mispronounced his name terribly! But I'll bet he loves you nonetheless (who wouldn't?^^)

[sxckuku]

Awesome dancing montage <3333333333

[alias252]

OMG...u make me smile with your videos...Lovve the music montage

and yes couver is totally kickass.....BTW ...how did that name come about??

[Couver87]

@alias252 I lived in Vancouver and right when I started this youtube channel was right around the time I moved from that amazingly beautiful city!

[alias252]

DUBLIN IRELAND!! AMEN!I

[TheUrgeToEmerge]

OMG! Couver is such a kickass name! You should definitely go with it. You totally look like a Couver too! Haha, I like your go-to happy song. My happy songs mostlly consist of old disco music! Love that stuff :)

[palaviye]

That was a fun video- you should do more quickies ;)

[Couver87]

@palaviye Thats was "he" said. HAHAHAH

[palaviye]

@Couver87 LMAO boy u crazy!

[ctina1980]

you would love NYC!!! lol and thats a great song... =)

[ifyougottado]

one of your best vids ever, John!!!!

[Couver87]

@ifyougottado Awe, Thanks!

[wills2222]

I am new to your channel and I am loving it!  Thanks!!!

[Couver87]

@wills2222 You welcome, Thanks for watching and commenting! Loves it.

[copman109a]

You crack me up -= I really enjoy your Q and A sessions.

[00Sylliboy]

How is it possible that you haven't had a boyfriend before? And you remind me of myself how you answer the "sexual" questions. I like to do that to people too haha :)

[Couver87]

@00Sylliboy I can not get over how many of you are so shocked! I don't think its a bad thing. I know exactly what it is I am looking for...and well I just haven't found it yet. ;) There is nothing wrong with being single and patient. ;)

[matiou479]

@Couver87 As far as I'm concerned that's why I asked the bf question. It wasn't clear to me if you meant 0 partners or partners that weren't serious enough for you to call them "boyfriends". And to be honest...I'm still not sure! XD

I totally agree with your viewpoint. I'm single too and in no hurry to get with someone. People say it's because I enjoy my own company too much! But why shouldn't I ?! I'm freakin' awesome!

[OnMyWaytotheFLA]

@Couver87 I think the surprise about you not having a boyfriend is mostly a statement about how attractive your viewers think you are.

Oh, and as a sidenote, I've never had a boyfriend either, for the exact same reason you give: I just haven't found the right person, yet. :)

[GCArme1052]

My~ My~ My~ Well~ look whose living in Dirty, Dirty Disco Land lmao population : John

[kry290]

cant believe your single and have never had a bf! are the guys where you live retarded?!

[gmedespair]

Haha! You've never met an Ess-pen-oh-za before? :P

[Innle]

Your single? OMFG TO AUSTRALIA, i would do you. seriously would you go out with me?

[lovegaysex4ever]

how did you NOT manage to prenounce César Chácara Espinoza? ey? its easy :D funny though xD THUMBS UP!! :D

[GossipSinger101]

How are you still single! Gah! Come to Australia, I'll date you!

[addicted576]

you are so cute.

[sneakerjockCA]

just curious???? so, by saying you've never had a b/f before, does that leave the door open then to "several" sexual partners by the way you responded to the question? Just curious.

[Couver87]

@sneakerjockCA No. I don't hook up with people who I am not with or dating. Unless I had one to many alcoholic beverages and I am in a wild ass mood. ;)

[eclecticcreator]

Come To Australia!! :D

[TokyoMoondancer]

If your at home and just wanting to chill,what kinda movie do you like to watch?

[llamaking5]

You get a thumbs up for having invoked the awesomeness that is Scissor Sisters! :-D

[MirageVelondor]

Love it!

Thnx you have a nice day 2! xD

<3

[wingfoot2004]

what about Edinburgh, Scotland? :P

[pineapplegirl01]

your a beautiful person :)

[andrew6752]

let's dance! :)

[Tmaynard05]

great song your great i i think that your a great inspiration u helped me alot thanks :D

x-x-x

p.s i cant actually put into to word how great you are that was just my attempt lol

[Couver87]

@Tmaynard05 :) Your to sweet. Thank you hun.

[Bakersheldon242]

I love your last couple of videos! It's soo much better when you're loose, funny, and fun! In your last video, I loved how your mom came in at the middle. I got a giggle out of that. (I think it was your last one at least o_o).

PS if I can give you a tip, don't feel like you have to enunciate every word when reading a comment.

I love your videos though! Keep up the great work!

PSS I can't believe you're still single.

[galarid8]

How is a hottie like you still single?! O.o oh but great vid by the way

[errezse]

HAHAHA!!! best video so far. you seem so relax and just you. cant wait for the next one!!!

[matiou479]

OMG! That person from a few days ago wasn't kidding me!

Your name IS John Smith ! O_0

Be my John Smith, I'll be your Pocahontas! ~_^

BTW : The word "quickie" in the title + that hand gesture in your thumbnail = Win.

Oh, also, I'm not sure what you meant when you said "no boyfriend". What exactly is your definition of "boyfriend" ?

[Couver87]

@matiou479 Hahaha, omgaga I didnt even think of that! To funny.

[Fingerprints101]

that candy thing XD

[matiou479]

I had to stop that video before you started to talk. Couldn't stop laughing after that dance.

[thorthewhore]

I just noticed the Andy Warhol poster love it. Fun video dancing for being in a chair haha.

[JesseyDuran]

haha, you are so funny!

I love your videos so much!

looking forward to the videos to come :)

[NerdyMcCool]

Another great video! The dancing at the beginning was a nice touch.

[narutosimme]

My song to get me goin, is spongebob squarepants-best day ever! DONT LAUGHT! it really works! XD

[ricirish]

I still want to know about your ears. Is it the way you film? Why do they look like they are too far back on your head? And do you have a problem with another dude playing with them?

[Couver87]

@ricirish No, I actually have really fucked up ears. Well, actually only my right one is fucked up. It was the was I was born. It looked way cute when I was a child, but now it just looks weird. LOL, but I like it. It looks like I aam always pointing to the right ! Its a bit of a distraction! Sorry!

[littleBIGGERchris]

@Couver87 cute answer to a really ridiculous question.

[plebayo]

@Couver87 Idk. I think your ears are cute :D

[plebayo]

@Couver87  Idk I think your ears are cute :D