Random Mass Bird Death Caused By New Fault Line

[capitalistdingo]

Interestingly, several dozen known portals to Hell reside inside that red area on the map; more than all the others on the continent combined. Probably a coincidence.

[Chunmeista]

*Puts on sunglasses*

And Hawaii won't even give a shit. :DDD

[airsoftplayah1]

I personally would stab people in the face with forks... But thats just me.XD

[george7981]

7.7 quake 7 million homeless 777 open your eyes, submit to God, through his son Christ Jesus. It is a gift, all you have to do is accept it. You will have peace beyond understanding, what do you have to lose?

[TeleporterM11]

thanks texas and other assholes for all the atomic testing. now you go to hell

[BenG9C9]

SO INTENSE!!!!!\

[RosieDesire]

an ocean appearing in the middle of the states? would we even notice?

[nothingtoyouatall]

i'm sharpening my cocktail forks right now.............

[CallMeDjm]

That explains the earthquake we had in Michigan in the summer.

Anyway, if America splits, I'm going to whichever side Andrew Mayne is on. He seems to have a good hold on things.

[Methor8]

YAY wierd things are back

[ThaGoodestFella]

I live within that red area and you sir have forced me to cry later in the shower...

[newdawnhungary]

and what about the birds in europe? you know... there are other countries too on the planet.. this is BS... sorry

[briankofke]

@newdawnhungary All of the places that have had these bird and fish kills sit on fault lines as well. This is HAARP; you can disbelieve and stick your head back into the sand, but you will see that this is going to affect you sooner or later. I put my money on this May being mass earthquakes worldwide. If you live in an area with high seizmic activity, you won't be living there anymore.

[newdawnhungary]

@briankofke ooh everything is haarp nowadays...? -.- I know what is haarp... somebody told that the birds fell off the sky cause of the phosgene in the chemtrails... and prof maki kakikami said the leader bird frightened of the sound of the lingthinings... BUT nobody talks about the mayan calendar and the Sun... its getting boring...

[dishboy665]

Yeah we would descend in to chaos. Man it would be just like the post apocalyptic world I've been waiting for. That fallout shelter i built back in 1999 will come in handy.

[drunkenroundtable]

It won't be cocktail forks. It will be those little plastic swords you get in drinks.  But that will be ok, because those break pretty easy. Just look out for the shrapnel shooting into your eyes.

[651478]

"There is F U in fudge."

[yagyujubei]

Jury, why do you always go for the face? There are better places to stab someone.

[IndigoCZ]

Two Americas? Where have I heard that before?

[auntjoemima]

I can rest easy. If the country splits in half, Rooker will be on my half. Along with God.

[Rmenzies19]

@auntjoemima I don't get it. Why would you mention that God would be on your half twice?

[ctso74]

Awesome, as always.

Here in Nashville, many people find the scariest part of the New Madrid fault is soil liquefaction, where mud and sand quickly flow to the surface forming "sand volcanoes". No joke. This type of mud and sand is currently under most of Memphis's foundations, and will collapse many of its buildings.

The next quake will turn Graceland into one giant sand volcano... just like Elvis planned. o_0

[kapwns]

heeeeey... thats not how you spell conspiracy!

i think bigfoot's and nessie's realty opportunities are looking up. 

[kapwns]

damn haarp interns....

[AtheistApe5]

My research seems to show that Mr. Luthor and Dr. von Doom are messing around with the tectonic strength of the New Madrid Fault Line.