How to get a girlfriend

[wildforestman]

Shut up and get on with the ironyng. :P

Oh, and it's right what you said about perfume - overpriced water. We real men like dirty women. :)

[elrenato82]

I hate metallica. I'd rather love Morphine! The alfa man is usual an asshole!

[enjoiryan1]

FUCK YES YOUR HOT;) or your accent:D lol i loveeee ittt!!! i will marry a girl from London for sure;)

[KingConservative]

@Dalisto1 yup thats what i said and was kinda succesful lol

[breaks0]

Lol Very good. :)

[mizzkronik1]

brilliant video



[CleverDjembe]

AUDIENCE: Please note this video is irony! She is not being serious, she is joking!

[yacob4596]

can u be my girlfriend ?

[anicentwarinator1990]

you know from this was thinking maybe the reason is that i dont have one is probally because im still shy without me knowing it and thats probally the reason why and i also have worrying issues can that be a problem

[NikoLiberty1000]

...or you could wear clothes that show but dont over show your muscles

put on a nice LIGHT deoderant

work out

eat well

wear nice stylish clothes

refrain from drinking since you dont want to screw your liver

actually LISTEN to the girl

be a nice social guy and be funny

...and get put in the friends zone....FML.......

[dustinman123]

wtf dont wash

[lalem91]

youre totally fucking with my hermione fetish right now. fyi

[T2F4ever]

Your accent is soooo hot. I just want you for valentines day.

[HannieHee]

Become an expert at everything Nickelback related. XD

[belthazormn1]

this video suck, Hey u girl! u better hang yourself....dumbass!

[HannieHee]

@belthazormn1 o_O

[zukodude487987]

I dislike your advice for 2 reasons:

1) You say that drinking is required (maybe i don't drink).

2) You only recommend stupid girls (Maybe i like smart girls).

Strong and handsome males make a great boyfriend, but smart and successful guys make a great husband.

[theintegrator91]

@zukodude487987 I kindly recommend you read the video description. And watch Thatzak's video (if you haven't already). That should do the trick.

[zukodude487987]

@theintegrator91 I go from video to video, looking for some helpful advice, i don't bother to read it to see if its a joke (Btw, not funny either). Adding the truth into the description is pointless. Nobody will bother reading that. I suggest you rather add it to your title or annotations.

[fatilies1]

@zukodude487987 thanx for thinking about other people

[Ni6htmarez]

WTF!

[Ni6htmarez]

The text which flashes up at 0:51 is "Example of bad advice that doesn't do."

[aviomaster]

My friend broke  all LOGIC.

[TheUglyPaperBagMan]

this girl is hot

[roborobert1]

will you be my girlfriend , you little hottie, hahaha lol jkjk

[VideoVisionary1]

Hahahaa.. brilliant! :)

[OceanWave78]

Great advice! I'll do the exact opposite to better my chances of getting a date :)

[Corrupt5358]

I was told not to bath for a month by a good friend of mine, and to go out to the local busy pub dressed in pyjamas with my penis hanging out and I'd be guranteed success!

And as you so rightly mentioned - being pissed out of your head is a real winner!

Thx for verifying the RIGHT advice!

[Mlhirdyahoocomau]

I will never get a girlfiriend, I am too shy too even talk too girls.

[gym2594]

@Mlhirdyahoocomau same my dude lol

[dkb201998]

@Mlhirdyahoocomau Me Two

[sirsilentbear]

i have a string of pickup lines that are absolutely bulletproof and flawless. works every time

[Andrawesomeness]

Hahaha this is hilarious! xP well done

[marionhoney]

Burrrrrrn to the zak

[theintegrator91]

@marionhoney Oh, no. I didn't mean to do that ^^. I think he's hilarious!

[dejamcdonald]

I know this is a joke but forget Metallica shirt but if I saw a guy wearing a Tokio Hotel / Escape The Fate / Adam Lambert shirt I'd be all over him. Though.. he's most likely gay. We can ignore that fact.

[thatzak]

I considered making a "How To Get A Girlfriend" video, but refrained because I didn't think that I could do it effectively. You did what I couldn't. Great response =)

[theintegrator91]

@thatzak Wow, a comment on my video from the master of awesome himself... This day is win!

[omelettedebanana]

I would totally fall for a guy like that! I mean, every girl's dream, right?

Are you on vacation right now? Is that why we had two videos in a week?

Btw, I had to try 3 times before I could freeze the video and read your warning at 0:50.

[theintegrator91]

@omelettedebanana Yes (1), He is every girl's dream. How could you not fall for a guy like that? ^^

Yes (2), I had the week off. After 2 months of exams, I needed that ^^ Unfortunately, I start again tomorrow...

[AWES0MEVIDS]

Yay, now I don't feel so bad for not having showered in 3 weeks :-)

;-)

[boyisclever]

Your tips are interesting but have failed me soo many times! =P who needs girls!

[theintegrator91]

@boyisclever What? Have you TRIED the sandwich jokes, because seriously, how could they not work?

[boyisclever]

@theintegrator91 Life without you is like a broken pencil... Pointless! Never Fails... to leave me alone!