Fast-Paised review: 'Hellboy II: The Golden Army'

[belzeck1]

meh, the first one was waaaaay better. the 2nd one was kinda a let down

[Universalchild001]

This movie sucked! Just like the first one! Great review.

[ironchefbub]

this dumbass must like bitch movies

[zergrezz]

second

[Holyhell347]

Wow...this guy couldn't understand what was going on with that simple of a story?

[lee155912000]

This is a bad review the only he basically did was make fun of the story. ummm....yea it probably still has all the story elements which he never brought up but whatever. but I do agree that hell boy 2 will bring up the rear in the super hero movies but I really don't think this guy knew what he was talking about

[run2th3h1lls]

Dude whoever made this video has to be the gayest, dumbest, most mentally retarded person to ever walk on the face of this earth. He makes George Bush look like fucking Einstein. Besides, dude, get some plastic surgery cause you have to be one of the ugliest pieces of shit I have ever seen. You look like you got hit in the face with a shovel AND a truck. You have no fuckin idea what youre talking about and you think youre all intelligent because you can use critical language. Eat a dick clown.

[crazdime]

so why did u say it if u don't mean it

[run2th3h1lls]

i dont mean any of what im about to say.

[ritchey3199]

i agree with you that the movie was awesome but why did you say you hate black people? uncalled for and as moronic as this reviewer. grow up.

[Wiiowner]

i hate black people!

but i hate this critic MORE!!!

[FatalFourleaf]

respectfully disagree?

yea this guys just damn retarded

this movie was amazing

the guy might as well shut up no ones taking him seriously anyways.

[skyrere]

I respectfully disagree with this review. I have seen the movie and I loved it.

[Jehuty87]

The critic of this is a retard....i bet you he will make one about the dark knight being crappy. Then we will have the batman fans going to his house and never see another review from him....hopefully.

[nikopo2803]

why does he need to be such a dick about hell boy?

i think hell boy is awesome and one of the greatest movie this year and this dude is keep on saying shit about it..

[ipodblendedfun]

Are you serious? This was extremley good. One of the things that stands out of this movie is that it's an original story and not based off a story arc or something. The character development was better (espescially with Abe Sapien). The designs of the new character's was very imaginative (Angel of Death was my favorite). Either way you probably based this by reviewing the trailers right?

[sapphiremarine]

Your low rating either means you havent seen the movie or are a know it all who cant appriciate a good movie. I dont see you going out their and making a movie if you think your so smart make one that reviewers can slam like you have HellBoy for no reason.

I like any Hellboy fan would give the movie out of 10, 100. In short you could atleast take notice of all the work put in to the movie considering their budget and what they went through to make the movie.

[everythinghellboy]

This movie was great, of all the crappy ass comic movies that came out this year this is like a breth fresh air, let me guess you don't like Dark Knight eather.

[midnightartistry]

Is this a real critic? He's obviously too dim to appreciate at least the structure of this film (with such a limited budget) and is obviously a cold hearted being for having the endearing antics of Guillermo's lovably flawed characters just bounce right off him like nothing.

Oh yeah, Mr. Critic, you're real hardcore and upper-crust just because you can say "This sucks" to one of the best directors out there. Real critics at least know how to appreciate the effort put into a film, so you fail.

[everythinghellboy]

Your so right, here's a reason to listen HellBoy kicks ass!!! Best movie of 08!!

[MISSADVENTURESQUAD]

this review is dick and judging from youre ratings i say youre ass and i dont trust you...or youre ratings

[memovargas78]

sounds like haterism to me the movie is great!!dont listen to this dickhole!!

[neopsi]

what are you nuts!? Hellboy is great. Hellboy 2 was exponentially better. You are fucking out of your mind!? I assuming you did not see this movie or the first one and are reviewing it base on trailers.

[monkiboyjerry]

just watched the movie an hour ago. it was AWSOME!. dont listen to this guy. those who cant create art become critics.

[tinathefatlard0]

we will all assume you have seen it then because this is an awfully swayed view on a movie that comes out the day after the review...

[tinathefatlard0]

we will all assume you have seen it then because this is an awfully swayed view on a movie that comes out the day after the review...

[JMMFilm]

Reviewers generally get to pre-screen movies.

[agutierrez20]

booooring review.

[fjaydude456]

2st comment

[JaredDevour]

Pretty hypocritical review if you ask me, when this guy's voice puts me to sleep instantly. Seriously, isn't there ANYONE who can make this remotely interesting to listen to?