Jokes For Jesus!

[pcvideogamer]

Those people should wear stickers... a little fish or something, a tattoo preferably...something permanent and visible... so children could avoid at all costs...

Evangelical Christianity... spreading the bullshit among the feeble-minded at a price!

[wilmeister4]

what the fuck am i watching

[goreesha]

For the record, this is Kenneth Hagin, father of the Word of Faith/Prosperity Doctrine and Rhema Bible College.

[forksmuggler]

Welcome to The First Church of Salvia

[yaosio]

If evolution is real how can this video exist?

[espana541]

what?

[Aaroman]

wtf

[flpflpflp]

aka celestial drug dealer

[Chloe24ify]

I really don't know why people have such a hard time accepting evolution. It's not hard at all for me to accept that humans are related to chimps. Heck, I think chimps act more civilized than this.

[gr8Sweetfox]

induced mass hysteria. In the middle age those people would have shouted "Witch, witch" and they would have burned a person

[MrSpadeofAce]

nuttier than a bag of nuts

[Gravegore]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO! lmao

[Souldestroy199]

When Marx said religion is the opium of the people, he wasn't joking.

[SaitanMar]

I'd love someone to actually explain what's going on?

[tyler11712]

What pot are these people smoking

[andrewyaoauatauabaea]

Could someone please fill me in on WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO?

[anarchaticjuggalo]

and jesus sayeth from the cross

DUDE I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE

[redcash123]

Wtf is this ???

Never understand crackers!!

[MegaCampants]

@redcash123 i guess that why the have goofy dancing black church complete with tyler perry in drag???

Silly ass welfare monkeys

[phisaki]

I need to acquire that form of mind control.

[lordgwydion2]

just staple a picture of my face to the pastor and thats a typical sunday evening for me.

[galacticavengermusic]

nitrous oxide rules

[xXiBeatsXx]

what the fuck is this shit?

[paradanta1]

I have the power!

[zxcthethird]

americans ....... religious americans .....what more can i say .

[charlie177]

wtf

[RainbowManification]

So this is how mind control works. ok

[RainbowManification]

I dont understand whats gong on here.

[XxiiKILLER]

Red Bull + Jesus = WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIINGS.

[gutsack]

ladies and gentlemen, the ACME R&D team

[tempelton]

And these Christian hypocrite / nervous-breakdowns-in-the-maki­ng have the temerity to insist young people shouldn't do drugs (for the exact same reason - a bullshit transcendent experience)!

Best of all, some dickheads still wonder how Nazi Germany could ever have happened! Hmmm, what a goddamn mystery...

[MustanGT2003]

this guy has the power to stop an entire mexican wave

[irrigatedzombiecunts]

what type of car does jesus drive? a christler!

hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhur­hurhurhurhur

[KnifeSniper69]

WHAT THE FU@K!!!!! Ohh I'm sooo glad I'm an atheist, do these ppl really think that the Creator of the Universe manifests himself through involuntary muscle spasms and the running man? Like, really?

[erniehead]

This should be the response that there is no God or afterlife. You got pwned!

[thenicholashuber]

Is this how cults start?

[AkimboJoe]

I dunno... they seem to be... having a good time...

[bzkcarter]

2:48 dude cops a feel.

[har818]

if you think that ONLY the people in this video or others like them are crazy, then you yourself are crazy. Fact is, more then 9/10 of all human beings engage in some form of act that without the label of religion would be considered crazy. Like talking to an invisible person, object or getting on your hands and knees and bowing in a particular direction 5x a day.

[pocketocrisps]

Press 8!

[wassup287]

The whole crowd erupted into a blood orgy just minutes after the video was filmed.

[bringonthewrath]

This is more scary than the fucking necronomicon

[De4sher]

do they ever look at these tapes and realize how eade they are?

[setpunk12]

creepy weird

[Qermaq]

1:03 boob grab for Jesus

[LTHanzScheisse]

@Qermaq I had to look hard for that one, but that was one righteous boob grab.

[Qermaq]

@LTHanzScheisse Good things come to those who do not lose attention

[MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

"People are fucking goofy!" - George Carlin

[rexnone]

1:04 wow

[MrJohndoakes]

This might be the only non-guilty pleasure these people ever partake in....at least they're not handling snakes.

[jorgendavidsson]

This is sick, that´s not religion !.../teacher in religion

[randir14]

The old man is laughing at how gullible and foolish everyone is

[nonballs]

Restoring Americas Honor Rally

[angelmuzik]

he sounds like a choo choo train!!

[kaobasa]

Someone edit the sound files in L4D for the hunter with this guy.

[SeasonedTofu]

I lol'd. REAL FUCKING HARD.

[ItsSchug]

Ron Jeremy @1:30

[MrPinaka]

AMERICANS

[khuey1993]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What the hell? don't worry guys not all Christians are like this

[mypimento]

does anybody know where this is taking place?

[kattierowe]

Mass hysteria at its finest...

[SAGEBOT500]

Somebody edit this so he's shooting Force Lightning out of his hands at them.

[TheraPissed]

Towards the end, is the woman with red hair crying?

Freakiest video ever.

[123alexalex321]

1:31 "Hey! This man needs a doctor!!!"

"He's fine. We'll just pray for him"

O__O

[tekproxy]

I've had this shit happen to me and someone else at exactly the same time at church alone at night while praying. I thought it was convincing evidence for the truth of my religion until I experienced the same thing meditating. This is embarrassing to watch, but a bonus is if you close your eyes you can imagine it's all a bunch of monkeys.

[simpfan666]

1:07 guy throws himself over chairs

1:20 spaz

2:30 holy hell...

mess hysteria is quite interesting

[Perdurabo418]

How can human beings be so incredibly stup[id?

[jbiancads]

What a circus!!! Do people actually believe they will go to heaven if they act stupid?

[pr0gram1st]

I laughed so much ! HAHHAHAHAHAH

[ScottKeith7025]

Religion makes people insane.

[voiox]

@ScottKeith7025 Insane people makes religion.

[zeppidy]

the power of suggestion compels you!

[Dunskaroo]

I'm now convinced god lowers your inhibitions more than alcohol does.

[chapio]

Humanity = Doomed

[ThisLightOfMine]

He who overcomes shall inherit all things, and I will be his God and he shall be My son. But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.- Revelation 21:7,8

[ClerkfromHell]

This is funny/scary to watch on mushrooms.

[Tink71165]

NO. This guy laughs like the effing JOKER from Batman. I am seriouly freaked out. I have been "drunk" in the spirit beforem but didn't make a show of it, and I suggest this...don't you FALL for anyone. That guy isn't the real thing.

[Parkwaymania]

I'd like to see this guy take his act to The Comedy Club or Yuk Yuk's. I don't think he'd go over quite as well as with the feeble-minded rabble shown here. I hate this kind of BS.

[anatheimp]

That was absolutely terrifying

[m3n3t3k3l]

That looks like so much fun.

[Garlannd]

Its more like they were possessed by demons than the love of a god.

[shadowmongoose]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that's literally the best thing I've ever seen

I want to go to that church

[ElMoldePerfecto]

ohh wow if i was the oldman/pastor in this video i would be laughing my ass off too at how easily he makes them do stupid goofy silly things.

[wandaslice]

WOW  christians truley are bizzare

[thunderdpa]

ha dont ever associate this BS with christianity

[harpo10]

@thunderpa, this IS christianty. I.E. brainless filthy fucking christians.

[thunderdpa]

i guess i cant make you think differently... if you're that arogant and stuborn u think what you want

[Ltbird]

Christianity is this kind of irrationality, just on a more subtle level.

[33Dannyb]

They all belong in an insane asylum.

[freddyfingerr]

holy shit this is the scariest video on youtube i've ever seen

[mavoorik]

JESUSGASM

especially at 2:05

[octelcogopod]

i agree with this video

nitrous sundays are the best church days!

[BeekersSqueakers]

People are disgusting creatures.

This is one of the reasons I hate religion.

[fawazr]

If I didn't know better, I would think this was satanic.

[WillHerndon]

What the fuck?

[GoDrex]

They are hypnotized.

[musicmann1967]

Holy balls is RIGHT!!!

[gyrosplater]

they look like they are baked

[immortalass]

I used to get bored halfway to death at the boringass catholic masses my parents dragged be to back in the day and all the time these fuckers here were having a blast

Life stinks

[KeisatsuWatch]

AWESOME

[ummband]

holy balls these people are crazy.

[hatchclown]

And to think ... some of these people might run businesses, teach children, or work in government. Worst of all ... THEY VOTE!

[moproducer]

@hatchclown Not only that, but they got into cars and drove home afterward. You can bet I wasn't out that night.

Worst of all, though, is that these people honestly believe that God somehow made them turn into blithering idiots. I can only imagine God looking down, groaning and shaking His head.

[jnelson5446]

How do I join this church?

[s1nrgy]

......

[chaunpop]

Sad really....

[yermomsboxx]

The human race has really come so far, hasn't it?