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  • Yo mama's so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "these walls aren't green"

  • The title is your mama????? Wow just..... wow

  • yo mamma's teeth so yellow i cant believe its not butter

  • Yo ma ma, so hairy, she only speaks chewbaca

    OHHHH!

    Yo ma ma's just like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, she slows, and she gets laid in the closet

    OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

    Yo ma ma, so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HA HA AHA AHA H!

  • Your mama is so stupid she looked into a pineapple and said where are you spongebob?

  • your mom is so fat, when i was having sex with her, i rolled over three times and i still was on that bitch

  • Yo mama so hairy when she walks out with her dig people say "I did not know you had a twin"

  • Your mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut just because it had a hole in it.

    Your mama so stupid, when i placed a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool she sniffed it and she drowned.

  • this guy copied some of the jokes from anther video! its called yo mama, and he copied 2 of the jokes from the video! Your such a copy cat bitch! make up ur own jokes shit face!

  • HEY EVERYBODY!

  • Get off my land!

  • at 0:22 i dont get why my mom would have to be fat to get hit by a parked car

  • If yo mama was a pokemon, get special ability would be THICK FAT.

  • Haha I pissed myself

  • You mama so fat, when she wenr Sky Diving in her yellow dress, everyone thought the sun was falling down.

  • SAY SELENA GOMEZ 5 TIMES

    CLAP 5 TIMES

    POST TO 2 OTHER VIDEOS

    SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR VOICE

  • your mom's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats behind it!

  • z's folk watch Xtra Unormal Yo Mama/Daddy Fight Part 1 and 2, lol this is a funny video lol, i gotta make more yo mama/daddy videos

  • Yo momma so fat back in the day she wore a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on her back!

  • yo moms so fat she got more rolls then a bakery

  • yo momma is so fat and dumb, when she saw an episode of aqua teen hunger force, she tried going underwater to find food

  • your moma is so stupid she watched a bottle of organe jucie for a hour because it said concitrated

  • @TheJanai21 that's not sayin much...

  • Yo mamma is so manly she has more balls than justin bieber

  • 'Your mum's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book' LOOOL.

  • lol

    

  • Fuck it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do.

  • You mamas so fat she's nationWIDE

  • It's Yo momma. Not Your Mama.

  • So mama so nasty when she did the splitz she left a stain on the carpet

  • lol thats so funny by the way hahahahahahahah

  • your momma so poor she did 2 girl's 1 cup so she could imagine she was eating ice-cream

  • You momma is so stupid she put two quarters in her ear she said i am listening to 50cent

  • your momma so poor that when I went in her house and stepped on a lit cigarette she said who turned off the heater

  • your mommma so stupid that when they said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl

  • your momma so fat that when she fell and got a cut blood didn't come out gravy did

  • can someone explain 0:36, i cant make out the last word :P

  • @victordeviking cordless phone? That's the oldest yo mama in the book.

  • Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed

  • yo mama so fat when she farted there was a earthquake lol PWN

  • yo mama so fat she got more chins than a hong kong fu monk xD

  • yo mama so fat that she brakes the toliot seat

  • this a funny 1 ready ur mam so dumb she tried to drown a fish

  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car to by car insurance thumbs up if u agree

  • yo mama so fat that when i was playing hide and seek with her i found her hiding behind mt everest

  • yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  • You mamma so fat the the biggest whale in the sea said to her we are family even though your bigger than me

  • YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE TV AND SAID I GOT THE POWER!!!!

  • your mamma is so poor she got evicted from th homless shelter

  • your momma is so poor she got evicted from the homeless shelter

  • Your Moms So Load Then When we Talk On the Phone i Dont Know What she says

  • Yo Momma so nasty she brought crabs to the beach. Yo momma so Nasty she gave me an Ear Infection over the phone.

  • yo momma so fat when she fell down the stairs her mom thought that Justin bieber was on

  • yo mama is so fat the she blocked a tsunami

    yo moma is so stupid that she thinks a playground is an army training center

    yo moma is so stupid just she stay at the store for 1 day looking for an orange jus

    yo moma is so stupid that she thinks a "Taco Bell" is a mexican Phone Compane

    THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE IT :)

  • "your mom's so dirty, she makes mud look clean" .....really...? -_-

  • yo mamas so stupid, she never gets bored after seeing like 200 yo mama wars on youtube

  • yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

  • bitch...lol

  • your mom so stupid some1 locked her in the toilets and she peed her self.

    your mom so old she farts out dust.

  • "RACIST SUPERHERO" is the funniest xtranormal video on YouTube!!

  • WHY IS MOST OF THE JOKES YO MOMMA IS SO FAT

  • yo mama so fat that when god said "let there be light!!"there wasn't any until she got out of the way.

  • yo mammas so fat u hav to butter the door and put a twinkie on the other side

  • yo mamas so stupid she tried to throw a rock a the ground and missed

  • your mama is so fat that she cant fit througt the door XD

  • @master25160 woow lol fail but a for effort (hopefully u saw the fail in that)

  • @candied88dj i know fail comment XD

  • This is too funny

  • ur daddy's soooooo fat, that when he went to school, he sat next 2 everybody. but, he's still NOT as fat as ur fat momma

  • @megadisneyfan2 that was on fresh prince of bellaire

  • @rockinchicks100 yup, i know!XDD

  • @megadisneyfan2 i luv dat show its da best :D

  • your mom's so hairy they used her as a big cat rug

  • what the heck, pause at 0:00

    both of their eyes are closed, and it just looks creepy

  • youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPq8mQmSa­A

  • lol the black guy was winning but then the white guy got him but i say it was a tie

  • z's folk ahahah this is too funny 1 joke was racist but still funny lol

  • this ish halarious dont worry i'll wipe my feet on the way out ........ bitch

  • lmao iv herd all of these like 10 years ago, but this stil makes me laff!!

  • yomama so stupid she sold her car for gas money (THUMBS UP)

  • what about so stupid she tried to climb over clear glass wall to see what was on the other side!

  • In Soviet Russia Jokes momma you ?

  • u got these from a youtube video i got one that i made up, yo mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets

  • yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she drink water it turns yellow

  • Yo momma's so hairy BIGFOOT takes pictures of her. Yo momma's house is so dirty i wipe my feet to go outside. Yo momma's tall she slaps god in the face when she does jumping jacks.

  • why are these old jokes still around? there aren't any new ones

  • Omg this got uploaded on my Birthday cool

  • Yo mama is so hairy,when I went up to her it was like WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

  • Yo mamma so poor your family ate ceral with a fork to save milk lol thts said

  • im gonna take this shit lol

  • what video recording application are you using?

  • @Austin2gg Xtranormal - State

  • Yo mamma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

  • haha nice : /watch?v=7gCJqyCMJKM

  • yo mamma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

  • yo mama is so hairy chewbaka was jealous

  • this is a good one.. 'Your Mom is so stupid, she thought Boys 2 Men was a day care center', haha.

  • Haha, this is pretty good, nice work.

  • yo mama so dumb she had a black kid and made his initials KKK

  • XD LMAO! yo mama so fat she used cheat codes on the wii fit

  • Lol! Your mama so dark that when she go to night skool she marked absent?!!!! LOLOLOLOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

  • They're so smooth bout it lol

  • wow 

  • mean dudedo you really think that about your mom

  • "Your moms so hairy, you almost died of rug burn during birth"

    LOL

  • @RetroZombieee you want a better one. your momma so hairy that you got rug burn at birth

  • Yo mama fight/battle

    watch?v=SIyvb_Lh4gU

  • /watch?v=SIyvb_Lh4gU

  • mad funny!

  • Lmfao. The British Accent makes it 10 times funnier. ;o "Your mum's so hairy.." Lmao.

  • Your mama's so fat... it never gets old.

  • LOOOOL UR MUM SO FAT DEY JOG ROUND HER 4 EXERCISE JKZZZZZZ

  • Ninja baby attack

  • bitch rofl lol

  • Hilarious! I love these. I also like the one called "The host and the PM#5". So funny!

  • these are good

  • OMG these were great! I almost died laughing!!!!!

  • wow a random bitch lol

  • thumbs up 4 this 1. yo mama so stupit she sat on the TV and looked at the couch

  • @MadLads2k10 that was dumb..

  • lol, "eat cereal with a fork to save milk"

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L !!!

    the darkk bit !!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!

  • Your So Stupid She A Ruler To Bed To See Long How She Slept !

  • your a skank

  • Youurr mumss sooo hairy you got rope burn when she was giving birth !

  • lol

  • racist piece of shit kill yoruself

  • Yo Momma So Fat When she sits on a rainbow she makes skittles.

  • Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a toilet and peed herself

  • awesome

  • yo momma so dumb i asked her whuts for dinner and she opened her legs and said crabs

  • HEY I GOT ONE 2 Yo momma so fat when a school bus full of white kids passed by she said stop that twinkie!!

  • lol your mum is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

  • My favourite!

  • AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

  • @Sm00ville HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA so dark she was marked absent hahaha

  • yo mommas so fat that when she saw a bus full of white kids she said hey stop that twinky

  • your mom's hair is so short whenever she takes a shower she gets brainwashed.

  • tha nigga sounds like a cracker

  • hhahahah .. ur mom so ugly, she looks out the window n got arrested for mooning lol

  • how about yo momma is so gross/stupid she shoved 2 batteries up her and yelled

    I GOT THE POWER!

  • loooolllzz

  • how about this one, yo momma so poor when i took a small peice of chicken she said dont be greedy lol

  • @omgguy1234567891 ... cough... lol. not being means but jokes supposed to have a strong catch them that makes people laugh. that one is just obsious lol. but good try though :P

  • @mattyproductions89 im 14i think his video was gay and not funny everyone says those

  • oh lol

  • Lmao it's the tone of voice they say them in that gets me :)

  • 0:20-0:24 LMFAO!

  • she's so dark, she went to night school and got marked absent, ROFLMAO!!!

  • LOL

  • lol

  • tripped over a cordless phone...lmfao!!!

  • ill wipe my feet on the way out...bitch

  • Awesome jokes. Want to see an entire yo mama trilogy? Click on the little blue thing near these words.

  • lol

  • hahaa

    bitchh

  • im still alive! i thought i was gonna die laughing!

  • LMFAO!!!! I LOVE those good old Yo Momma jokes!!!

  • Bitch... Lol

  • i like the end......bitch!

  • your mum so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

  • Fucking amazing. Nigga.

  • your momma is so poor she got pregnant for the free milk

  • Exactly, these videos are hilarious and fun...some people just don't possess a sense of humour!

  • Exactly, it's called having a sense of humour!