New Lipitor commercial

[JRVulpis]

Check out my spoof video of this video about Heroine! I promise you *might* laugh

[XDeathxMetalxEmoX]

"What Was I Thinking?" You Weren't Thinking Douche!

[The80zProduct]

Press 3 for bike rape.

[GodzPlayaz24]

i know tha girl in this video

[TableAvocado]

After 4 hours be sure to see your doctor.

[unclebobpart3]

What a piece of SHIT.

[swimmerB0B]

don't kid yourself, try some of our concoction. ....

[unclebobpart2]

This asshole deserves another heart attack. Hopefully this one will be fatal. I have never seen a bigger jackass in any commercial.

[strider893]

@unclebobpart2 You are absolutely right! Search through the comments for the ones I have made about this douchebag.

[unclebobpart2]

@strider893 : He reminds me of one of those assholes who makes about 60k a year, and pretends that he is rich. He's probably a real piece of shit to the people he works with, cheats on his wife with sixty year old prostitutes, and lies to his son about his childhood. He has this idea that he is in a different class than most people, and thinks that he is "better" than most. What a piece of shit.

[angeldustfairy]

the american heart association recommended diet doesn't work so you will have to take statins. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[TheMycorey5]

he looks like a mouse at 0:45

[The80zProduct]

@TheMycorey5 LMFAO he does look like a mouse!

[yortzandat]

I am 35 years old male, 1'88tall and weigh 89kilo and do plenty of fitness e.g running, cycling, gym work. I don't smoke and I don't drink spirits. I eat quite healthy too. Should I be taking this product?

[WizTeh]

@yortzandat no sir.

[TazRulesNY]

So he won't have a heart attack again but will need a liver transplant instead. Cool!

[Khachik2003]

dont kid yourself. 80% of people who get heart attacks have high cholesterol (O RLY?)

dont take lipitor if you have liver problems (aka this drug will rape your liver)

[Daniel62593]

how is the top rated comment NOT

"talk about a wake up call" xD

[2trey4five]

Statins are practically a scam. Anyone at risk for heart disease should google "oxidized LDL".

[sclogse1]

A few years ago, I saw a Lipitor commercial where a woman gets out of a limo at some big event, takes a few steps, then falls...kinda slo mo. But the thing is, the music for it was so John Barry like, so super hip, that I flipped over it. Of course, that's the kind of thing that will drive you nuts...trying to figure out a way to access the info on the composer, etc. Back then Virgin would have some racks of cool TV music, and you could get lucky. I was hoping I'd find it here. .

[strider893]

"Talk about a wake-up call." Talk about a douchebag!! And why is that faggy kid going on a picnic with his parents when he's a teenager? Doesn't he have any friends?

[lildwayne21]

These Lipitor commercials are hilarious. The message is important, but how they deliver it leaves a lot to be desired

[strider893]

He has slim lady hands (:07).

[cuteduckies254]

Okay, does anyone else find the sort of new lipitor ad hilarious? Where the dad and the kid sit next to each other, and the dad goes "A heart attack at 57." and then the kid goes "That was a rough time." Ohmygod it makes me and my boyfriend DIE LAUGHING everytime we see it. Seriously, sometimes we rewind and watch it again. It's SO FUNNY!! No one else thinks it's funny though...but we love it. I wish I could find it on the net :(

[strider893]

@cuteduckies254 : I for one also think these lipitor ads with "John E" are funny. The way the kid looks at his father in the new one is suggestive of him wanting to have some gay incest. It's downright creepy.

[strider893]

What is WITH those left half of the mouth smiles at the beginning? Does he have some sort of backwards Bell's palsy?

[YouTubbingGeorge]

My doctor said who gives a SHIT what your doctor said. How does that grab you?

[strider893]

Mathew is not hot, trionboy, but he does look gay. Have you seen the new re-make of this commercial that's now being shown? In that one he looks not only gay, but incestuous as well. He looks at his father as if he's lusting for him. And someone at the ad agency must have coaxed John E to stop smiling with just the left half of his mouth.

Check out my version of this commercial by searching on "Lipitor and Monty Python".

[trionboy]

Has anyone noticed Matthew is totally hot

[lebow1]

what a wack job

[strider893]

His stupid rabbit tooth grin at 0:18 through :027 and 0:36 through 0:42 remind me of the Monty Python cast at the beginning of the Twit of the Year contest:

[strider893]

Look at how he smiles with only the left side of his mouth, both at :03 and :07. And who the hell smiles when saying they had a heart attack?  This guy is an absolute loser. Again, where does Pfizer's ad agency find these creeps, and more importantly, who actually chooses such douche bags among the many they find as candidates for use in their commercials? Whoever that someone is ought to be fired.

[7Disneyfan]

The kids name is Matthew.anyone know what the E stands for?what's their last name?

[strider893]

Presumably the kid is John E's son. See my earlier comment about him.

[Alloyaha]

There's a newer more complete version of this ad where the kid talks. Anyone know the Kid actor's name? He looks familiar.

[strider893]

"Talk about a wake-up call"--HA! Talk about an asshole!

[intense4200]

i have been tracking the luciferian swoops in corporate logos. i am including the lipitor swoop heart in my production... remember the greek word pharmakeia translates to witchcraft.

[strider893]

Check out his wife's ass at 0:48--she's got a wedgie.

[GarBearNC]

Lipitor has the creepiest ads - all the men featured are ugly as hell.

The ad agency must have must have a st8 man doing the casting.

[mrkoldkanuck]

Lipitor is one of the nastiest drugs on the market FDA approved.

along with that rat poison to thin your blood,nasty nasty nasty.

don't even get me started on aspartame and that pesticide Canola.

[strider893]

What's with the deadbeat kid? Isn't he a little old to be going on a picnic with his parents? And where is he when the wife is running her fingers through John E's greasy (no doubt cholesterol-filled) hair--beating off as he spys on them from the bushes? John E looks so totally bored and disgusted with the situation as he unloads to bike, and then pushes it along. In this whole commercial he either has a disgusted look on his face or is grinning insipidly with his rabbit teeth. Arrrgh!

[strider893]

I agree with lyric403. This guy is a douche bag. He mostly has an insipid smile on his face, and when they're getting the bikes out of the car he looks like he'd rather be elsewhere. And doesn't he look cute with his bike helmet on. Some exercise--coasting downhill! They redid the commercial, with the son now having a speaking part. It still blows. Where does Pfizer's ad agency get dorks like this guy and Herb from Northport, Alabama in the Chantix ad?

[dabigjokeoftheday]

16 years of ghost writers

[severintsunami]

Though I did jog the reservoir in that commercial today! This is literally KEEPING me from CONTINUING to take Lipitor. Some people do need it.  Most people just need the reservoir.

[warlocks4life]

"When diet and exercise are not enough"

Diet and exercise are always enough if you actually stick to it and put some effort into educating yourself about proper nutrition. Only idiots take these types of pills.

[strushkathell]

I'm taking Lipitor for my atherosclerosis. =(

[vegansnotscientific]

Fraud, pure fraud.

The gig is up for the cholesterol cartel, now that Anthony Colpo's "The Great Cholesterol Con" is out. Spread the word.

[JCPUTT]

These ads for Lipitor, both radio and TV, are more dreary than funerals. With that

tinkely "music" in the background and that guy talking like a preacher praying

over a coffin. Just hearing this guy would slam your arteries shut. By the way:

Lipitor is the Albanian word for "sucker".

[lyric403]

Then at 0:30 he looks like he wants to shoot himself.

[lyric403]

Look as his face at about 0:26. He looks like he's thinking, "Fuck, I hate riding bikes with my bitch wife and freeloading son....Fuck"

[indallas123]

Lipitor is not for everyone, including approximately 50 million Americans that dont have health insurance. No health insurance? Well then I guess you're F****D! .LOL....

[monroetsd]

This guy looks goddam awful for a 57 year old. He looks like he's 77. Couldn't they have found someone less cadaverous? Gotta get me some of that Lipitor! Might as well order my diapers and my wheelchair while I'm at it !!!! I guess they've made the long awaited breakthrough. Society finally has a pill to age your sorry ass beyond recognition in just SIX WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!

[SeniorAgent]

What was he THINKING? XD

[VampValencia]

he looks like a rabbit in the face, guess thats what diabetes does

[kdwyermedia]

Ha ha ha haha ha hahaha ha.

[litebug12345]

For years I had to take chemicals for cholesterol control. My daughter went to a medical conference where they stated these same chemicals have been directly connected to brain disorders. I started research on the Internet for a replacement, and found Sterolyn. I have been using Sterolyn for 10 months now and this week I had blood tests (I am diabetic). My doctor was impressed with my cholesterol results. All parts of the tests were satisfactory as tested.

[ClownUnit02]

OMG! I may be able to DO something!

[SgtPepper]

Retweet from a Sir Heidecker anyone?

[dedicatedfool07]

ya!

[MadShroomer]

Tim is awesome! Twittter 4 life!

[KenzieMoritzHagen]

What was he thinking!?

[mmmmmarcus]

John F. The F stands for former doctor. :P

[tatersalad4292]

the guy in the commerical looks just like my uncle!

[hightek669]

I don't give a fuck what you think-- you & the others. I state an opinion & get jumped all over it. What do you expect a person to wear while biking, anyway? Shorts & a t-shirt? I wore jeans while biking all the time. In the winter time, I'd wear a coat, sweatshirt/ sweater, whatever you may have it to keep warm while biking. You people are a fucking joke!

[hightek669]

Why the fuck do you even care if he is wearing tight jeans? Why do you even care that he is old? You will be there someday, too, if you're not "old" now. You will be his age one day & you will look back & (hopefully) remember this conversation & realize how pathetic you sound!

[telehorseuma]

The Internet: Serious business

[hightek669]

Shut-up. lol

[CorkyEJJ]

hightek669 seems to be the ONLY intelligent person in this thread. People, get a life. It's a great commercial! Leave her the fuck alone, bitches!

[tbrzana3825]

You could have fooled me. You must have gotten that surgery that you've always wanted. Since you're now a female, that explains why you seem like such a cunt.

[Tamburillo]

Agreed. Shut your piss flaps and let your ass talk for a chance, Bitch.

[hightek669]

Um, excuse me, but I was born a female, you fucking idiot. It might explain why I'm so feminine (duh)!

[hightek669]

I could care less if I sound ridiculous. Yes, the commercial moves me-- all Lipitor commercials do-- especially the ones w/ Dr. Jarvik in them.

[Adri17BALLS]

And if you want to wear jeans while biking, go ahead, at least now we know of someone else who wears them while biking. And honey...I think that you are the joke. Everyone is getting a kick outta you!!!! :-)

[hightek669]

I'm glad you get a kick out of me. I'm glad you find me amusing.  Now, leave it alone, leave the computer, and get a fucking life.

[arloj]

Statins are such a fraud.

[tbrzana3825]

This guy is such a homo. Who the hell wears jeans while biking? He looks all confused like this is an ad for alzheimer's.

[hightek669]

tbrzaba3825, STFU. Many people wear bluejeans while biking-- "I" for one. And the comment about him having Alzheimer's was uncalled for-- what a fucking asshole you are.

[hightek669]

I don't know why I'm so attracted to Lipitor commercials, but they touch me. I like how the people in these videos sound so calm & content. The main I reason I enjoy watching Lipitor commercials is b/c of Dr. Robert Jarvik-- I admire him so much & look up to him. Why, I don't know-- just do. His appearance/ look & voice just move me. I look up to doctors, period.

[Tamburillo]

Trust me, Its the Music.

[hightek669]

WRONG. It's NOT the music.

[Tamburillo]

Dyke alert.....

[hightek669]

Um, no, try again.......

[tbrzana3825]

I was wrong about the guy in the commercial being the biggest homo ever. hightek669 is now the biggest. I saw him out on a bike wearing skinny jeans and a tube top listening to Mariah Carey music while seductively licking a lollipop blowing kisses to large black men. You make the guy in the lipitor commercial look kinda cool, which is not good for you, you fucking fag. Go suck his wife's cock or something. And who the fuck says that these commercials "move them"? Go get a sex change you fuck.

[hightek669]

I am a female, you dumb fuck.  Now, who's the idiot?

[Adri17BALLS]

HAHA...you were right...this is hilarious! I love you babe! :-)