You can't hold a raptor in a closet. They're too smart.

[PTphoenixUK]

If you are so smart you should know Venezuela doesnt have coast with the Pacific.

[masterDevis]

Er... wtf?!

[EXRazeBurn]

And people thought I was MAD for having the open policy of shooting any Venevuelan national who indroduced thermselves as Mr. Pilkington in the face with a shotgun without preamble.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?!??

=3

[EXRazeBurn]

@EXRazeBurnSherman: Dad, first of all you are crazy, secondly it's pronounced Venezuela?

Dad: Where the hell is Venezuela?

Sherman: *Sigh*

[evietheeevee]

0:32 an rape face o_e

[josiafilms]

lol



[MrGregorychant]

Pilkington. Karl Pilkington.

[kornhead6555]

What is this from?

[carablake81]

@kornhead6555 The animation looks like it's from that 90's cartoon "The Critic".

[AylaStarman13]

@carablake81 You dont say. hehe

[shadowrocks95]

wtf...

[ram27001]

What's more awesome then a raptor? One that can talk in a superior accent.

[Kickasss119]

too bad that wasn't the plot for JPII

[DJBioBain]

Was that Raptor Jesus?

[williamjamesdawson]

Oh no they have evolved into a future language "LOL"

[TLBrower]

But perhaps I have said too much already... *puff* *puff* *puff*

[Kawiia17]

So wait, Karl Pilkington is a raptor?! Sweet Jesus!

[Kickasss119]

@Kawiia17 ha

[Thanatos71185]

it stinks

[Kickasss119]

@Thanatos71185 it stinks it stinks it stinks it stinks it stinks it stinks...

[masterofgames15000]

WTH! It talks! *runs away in fear*

[WiMoTj]

Mr Pilkington? Holy crap, is this the secret origin of Karl Pilkington?! The people must know!

[BlackDewn]

you can actually hold a raptor in the closet... ask Jimmy neutron

[BrandonDerive1985]

Krusty from The Simpsons: "What The Hell Was That?!?!?"

[StraightEdgeRaptor]

It Stinks!

[Tabbimura]

Clever girl...

[georgedino1234]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[bjm11781]

Is it me ... Or does Hammond sound like hes going to say "youll never get my lucky charms"?

[angusdodds]

The original Philosoraptor

[snowstorm209]

Aw i miss the critic

[LocoRico89]

Philoso-raptor

[TheMysticCore]

What is this amazing show and WHY IS IT NOT ON TV LONGER!?

[LimpNinja100]

Soooo that was awesome.

[MatthewDMerrill]

FJ

[PuffySPD]

*roll 2* check em

o wait, i'm on youtube not funnyjunk

[Kismonos03]

Funnyjunk?

[GUIMOHEAD]

@Kismonos03 Hello Brother!!

[tdkfuji1]

** FJ Army Passing By! **

Defend your knees so you can keep adventuring!

[OeilDeSang]

Philosoraptor.



[sherbox]

FunnyJunk

[HOLIMOUNT]

@sherbox NO

[halosmallmac]

The original Philosoraptor

[DrClay999]

....So... if your so smart, how come it took US to bring you back from extinction?



[zeekyzoid]

@DrClay999 um. it was dead. maybe they screwed up and made it smarter.

[keloid123]

@DrClay999 itsa movie in other word we can say the wizard make them into extinction and anymore question the wizard did it :D

[Tairine795]

@DrClay999

I have yet to find a raptor that can outsmart meteor.

[DrClay999]

@Tairine795

But we humans probably could if, heaven forbid, the event ever came along.

[malvarmarakontobro]

@DrClay999 yeah, you show that cartoon lizard who's boss!

[kingofmonsters14]

where the hell did this come from?

[breaksystembse]

That is a kickass Raptor. xD

[JamesDunn1987]

If only the actual Jurassic Park 2 had been this good...

[XxComablackxX1937]

@JamesDunn1987

Jurassic park 2 was a fun popcorn flick, a far fall from the 1st but still entertaining.. It was Jurassic park 3 that sucked ass.

[Kalmoneiros]

Where is this from?

[Hoshimaru57]

???

That would be awesome!

[arandomperson3]

This must be philosoraptor's brother

[MrMastergun]

@arandomperson3 no he's philosoraptor

[Vanky20000]

Raptors are the bringers of the economic crisis !

[daniel28213]

God damn!

[PsTwoKnight]

That raptor needs more sleep. Got some nasty puffiness under them eyes.

[Barnett791]

hahahahahah, so funny....

[purplefire210]

@BlahStripes This is SOO funny serirosly good Vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teencomment]

...What...what is this from?

[CakeFactoryFactory]

@teencomment Did you even bother to check the uploader comments, before posting this?

[teencomment]

@CakeFactoryFactory No I did not. Umad?

[CakeFactoryFactory]

@teencomment No, I just expected better of you.

[ramman4488]

So it was SMOKING that killed the dinosaurs........damn media with their asteroid bullshit.

[omfg322]

indeed

[TheEpicDynamo66]

Its a Dinosir

[SanguinaryLegitimacy]

Magic. 

[wildspirit1celina]

lol

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

and then philosoraptor was born

[TheKillerblood0207]

@IvyORama : D

[TheKillerblood0207]

Any Funnyjunkers? : D

[Martianhammock]

@TheKillerblood0207 Here!

[caelan104]

what show is the critic on

[videogameaddictism]

Funnyjunk!

[Dylaan1601]

funny junk!

[Rulzan]

0:04 no key in,so,what key droped?

[ZechsMcCloud]

Open the door

Get on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur

[BluelightSpike]

An so, Philosoraptor was born.

[XAttaHabibX]

clever girl...

[gamefreak940]

The original Philosoraptor

[AllenbysEyes]

Strange that they predicted Sam Neill's absence from The Lost World.

[drumsticks57]

@AllenbysEyes Well Sam Neil's character wasn't in The Lost World book either.

[BlahStripes]

It's from The Critic

[Jurassic94Wolf]

what is this?

[0peppers]

@Jurassic94Wolf It's a cartoon show from the 90's called The Critic. It ran for 2 seasons and was created by Al Jean and Mike Reiss who had worked as writers on the Simpsons.

[Drowzeeking04]

Oh so classic! xD

[SassiTheKitty]

This just made my day LMAO

I love the Critic

[Arbiter10123]

Yes, YES!

Thanks to the raptor we will all eventually die.

LOL awsome though

[stebbiv]

If the raptor was so smart, he wouldn't be smoking.

[ZillaRocks]

@stebbiv Yeah...and that suspension bridge wouldn't go unnoticed either. :P

[MrPatrick9450]

@stebbiv that is why he is smoking pipe, you don't inhale when you are smoking pipe :D

[imdb88]

@stebbiv Goldblum: That's That's Chaos Theory.

[bluebe123]

@stebbiv It was one of those electronic pipes.

[monomono7]

@stebbiv Please. That's just a conspiracy theory conspiracy about how smoking kills. The American government just wants you to buy "help" and "patches" as to keep you from attaining too much money. But in that sense I guess the conspiracy theory conspiracy is........a conspiracy theory.

[hanspohai]

@stebbiv i can't help but agree with your statement, but the occasional tobacco pipe adheres to an intelligent, scholarly image.

[Shadowfan22192]

@stebbiv Well at least now we know what REALLY killed them...tobacco XD

[madcat789]

Nice.