Shephard's Mind Episode 14

[jackbuchok]

why is it that every damn video, the top comment is a quote. and sometimes it's not even quoted right...

[97rogue]

They shoot spikes and have claws. Friggn hydralisks



[Edwarnator]

@Talon3000 I looked all over the place and I couldn't find anything

[xcv2008]

The observation area for some reason makes me remember a place in Doom 3...

[CaptainHoovy]

hooray for Powerthirst references

[youngjoshiee]

anyone hear that at 2:04???



[morsmanal]

@HerrCollier

Actually if u read the half life & portal time line then it tells u that it's somewhere in the 90's

[wingsgirl8]

LOL 3:20 he made the door a smily face! :D

[TheLaserQuinn]

im not so surprised that shephard didnt go to the conclusion that sparky does his..."business" through LIGHTNING BALLS

[22CrimsonTide22]

Powerthirst FTW!!

[Edwarnator]

How you got that gun ? 4:09 ?

[Talon3000]

@Edwarnator Like every other gun in this game: running over it.

[TheDeltaism]

Wtf... youtube's layout changed while I was watching the last video... it freaked me out.

[xXgordenXx]

umm okay this game is set in 98 but he is talking about district 9 the movie

[HerrCollier]

@xXgordenXx Actually, the first Half life game states it's set in... 20XX, if you read the manual. Therefore, all this could be taking place at any time after 2010. So it still works.

[HerrCollier]

@HerrCollier Correction--yes, to myself. The manual states 200-. Meaning it could still be taking place in 2009, though that's a bit of a stretch for some to swallow, I suppose.

[xXgordenXx]

@HerrCollier oh ok

[kakokapolei123]

I just noticed he lisps

[NFLBOLT]

" A Bad Twich" "One second ill Be drinking my Coffe, the next ill be out the WINDOW"

[Sylderon]

I love the homage to Powerthirst at the end.

[snipurr117]

3:20 he shot a smily face in the door

[romarpatacsil]

at 1:53 "omg! is that a gas leak? *BOOM* yup that's a gas leak." lol!

[Banhammer0]

SHOCK ROACH.

IT'S LIKE THROWING A CARKROACH INTO AN ELECTRICAL STORM!

MADE WITH LIGHTNING, REAL LIGHTNING!

[xXgordenXx]

@Banhammer0 YES i remembear that!

[Xang411]

@Banhammer0 Lol

[jackbuchok]

@Banhammer0 cockroach* learn how to spell..

[madman101ish]

@jackbuchok no he realy does mean shock roach. it's a quote from the end of the vid. you'd know that if you watched the vid

[jackbuchok]

@madman101ish im not talking about the shock roach part, im talking about how he said "it's like throwing a CARKROACH into an electrical storm!"

[madman101ish]

@jackbuchok huh? how'd i miss that? must have read it through fast enough to not notice the spelling

[jackbuchok]

@madman101ish xD

[PlatinumIvory]

@Banhammer0 Oh my god I am crying of laughter. Win, sir.

[gamer1829]

district nine in 1999..... nice...

[foxjam9001]

5:03 thats what she said :3

[fire67875]

3:17 he puts a smily face in tha door XDXDXDXDXDX3

[lorddoom313]

he made a smily face in the door

[xHazardBoyx]

arhhh FUCK MY LIFE XDDDD

[MrRockydog4000]

240p and 480p make his voice sound different.

[icata12345]

this was funny

[TheRyder808]

Wow, I went to felix mind since shepard hasent made a new video yet and going back to shepards mind(and freemans mind,and barneys mind) im so not use to the graphics :3 but its still awesome

[MistressEsmeralda]

@AGrayPhantom Dude, it's a movie. Hollywood throws science out the window in order to have things look cool. And/or blow up.

[thegerardas100]

wat are you need a gphs to track brains or somethink

[SithArmyKnife]

AUGH, I JUST REALIZED WHERE MY HAND IS!

[enrgyPHAIL]

god damn... french fries are deadly

[aninjatwitch]

@grayphantom what if you used a magnetick feild that's what they do for plasma which lightning is plasma idk though :p

[mofinstawk]

Any one notice his foot steps are like a little beat?

[Jonty896]

I hope this airlock dose not lead into space. *Goes in* Ok portal i want to go to the other side of this door ok? *Goes in portal and leads to space* That must of been whats on the other side of the door...

[superzario1000]

6:26 he said the exact name of the weapon.

[AGrayPhantom]

I liked District 9, but I couldn't get past the gun logic. It's extremely difficult to direct lightning, let alone use it as a handheld weapon. And lightning doesn't make people explode, it burns/electrocutes them. Also, I saw those guys firing those guns around metal, which takes me back to the original point I made about the difficulty in redirecting an arc of lightning which, logically, takes the path of least resistance.

[constachugga]

actualy the shark(ichirosaurous) tank,the"sharks"that were"doin it" was actualy a spawn glitch,didnt happen when i played the game

[Ilakis123]

666 likes :O

[daumisx]

you guys need agps to find human brain or something :D :D :D

[sodoffreo]

is it just me or does the critter at 5:00 look like kinda an antlion guardian

[Maxie4me]

What's this game called??

[TheJamesDM]

@Maxie4me Really hard to look at description or guess by yourself -_- Really, man. You fail.

[Jacotify]

@TheJamesDM Nether the discription or Title would tell him the game's name.

[Maxie4me]

@TheJamesDM -_- i was just asking no need to be rude....

[PettyferJonasGirl]

@TheJamesDM Don't go telling people to read the description when it's obvious that you didn't read it to see that it doesn't tell you the game they played. You're pretty much a hyperic telling people to go read the description. Next time you should check the description to see if it has the game name in it so you don't look like a moron.

[TheJamesDM]

@PettyferJonasGirl Maybe you fail to read TAGS under the description bar, where you clearly see HALF LIFE OPPOSING FORCE. So, who´ s moron?

[PettyferJonasGirl]

@TheJamesDM Yes the Tags but not the description. You only metioned the descrption, NOT the tags. So I don't wanna hear you say they're in the tags and blah blah blah. You said description or to guess, which is the worst way I've ever heard to find out what game a person is playing. If you're going to tell someone how to find a game someone's playing then make sure it's actually there and not some stupid guess you made like you suggested to do in the first place. So the moron is still you.

[TheJamesDM]

@PettyferJonasGirl Heloooooo! TAGS ARE "IN" THE DESCRIPTION. So, by opening DESCRIPTION, you are able to see TAGS. There is no button for TAGS, only for description. So?

[PettyferJonasGirl]

@TheJamesDM For starters Hello is spelled with two l's not one. If you've ever made a video then you would know that the tags are not part of or "IN" the description. The tags are just under the description. When you click to open the description, tags, category, & license it doesn't say "see more of the description" but rather it says "see more" as in more than just the description, Which is the ONLY thing you suggested to look at. So go make a video if you haven't already to see what I mean.

[RocketRacer101]

oh my god

powerthirst puns :DDDD

[link123175]

You better not pee on me... Thats the first thing i said when i got that thing too!

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

4:32 is it just me or does that look JUST LIKE an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device???

[Ichigo2123b]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld

wait really...? *goes back* o yeah! I can see the resemblance now! Maybe they based it off of that gun or vise versa.

[warzIbanez]

400 HEADCRABS!!

[EmoCakes321]

3:20 Lol a smiley :)

[Ilakis123]

i want to see electrified toxic storm

[badebias]

distrect 9 !! GOOD MOVIE !!

[tacoXking96]

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[XXOOMARAOOXX]

Shock roach it's like throwing a cockroach into an electric store

[antonfatso]

3:18 smiley face

[mufinator21]

4:52 lol "you better dont pee on me" LOLOOLOLOLLO

[M3ta1Head1]

Powerthirst FTW

[HalomasterI93]

The head crabs have to jump on to the while they're still alive

[minhmook]

Lol shepherds just like well that was terrifying I fucking pissed my self when I saw those fish

[minhmook]

I call them rape fish

[HalomasterI93]

Lol his bullies into the door made a smiley face

[MyAddicted123]

now that i saw the head crab... Where the fuck is the REAL zombies ?

[ToaKrulies]

ha powerthirst refference nice :D

[NeopetsandPokemonFan]

hmmm... Red Bull made of electrified toxic waste...

is that why I have wings sprouting out of my back now? 030

[V3SGO2011]

0:32

Shephard: I just want to go to the other side of this door, ok portal?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You don't control the portals Chell do it

4:37

Shephard: Ohhh god i just figure out where my hand is...

[MrLol458]

press sparkys dildo to shoot electricity!

[Stasiss13]

11 people got killed by leeches.

[7IrishBandit]

Sparky is the name of my cat...

[MrSatternJr]

@7IrishBandit its the name of my dog. XD

[jowolf66]

gassly?

[Nexuszord]

3:17 LOL I DID THE EXACTLY SAME THING!!! BEFORE WATCHING THIS! The door didn't open then i shoot it the exactly same ammount of bullets

[1177password]

Love typo

[church361]

huh i just want to go to the other side of the door .bmmmm fuck my life. lol

[AgentAMV]

11 people just realized where their hands are.

[codefreak5]

Methinks shock roaches drink electrified toxic waste. Or, in other words, Red Bull. It gives you the power to shoot lightning.

[smansam]

@codefreak5 No Thats Powerthirst XD

[dude6243]

@codefreak5 red bull has bull sperm in it too... o_o

[burningflurber]

@codefreak5 ... And wings.

[1177password]

Dude i live this show i just started watchung it like and hour ago

[trainzack]

@1177password uhhh.... how, exactly, do you live a show?

[Mrcryptidsarereal]

lol at 1:11

[Lahnapihvi]

Talking about the shock roach, if you press the secodary fire key, the shock roach will do its idle move untill you stop pressing it.

[pwnmaster8642]

power thirst reference! thumb up...no resone...just thumb up.

[0815tdl]

thumbs up if u wanna go to Black Mesa and get a pet shock roach

[mattstorm360]

sanitary?

your in Black mesa where we dont know the meaning sanitary.

[NathanwrRoblox]

SHOCK ROACH it's like throwing a cockroach into an electrical storm!

[jetforcesoldier]

Nice PowerThirst reference near the end.

[RiloKyvlaar]

"Although I've been sprayed by Alien fluids. Many times." That's what she said!

[VAJayz]

How come in my version of OF, MY sparky moves around while idle?

[Theevilonemwhaha]

@VAJayz He's just timed it well and filmed it when it's not moving.

[eliteslasher]

Made with lightning. REAL LIGHTNING!

[TwilightKun4]

Powerthirst FTW

[geekymgee]

end = EPICLY FUNNY XD

[ahmedjimmy21]

"Although come to think of it I have been sprayed anomalous Alien fluid, Many times actually", That Sounded So Gay

[bi0hazard9]

frenchfryz are deadly

[narutouzu78]

1:43 - 1:51 som1 should make a g-mod vid of that ;3

[nouprajy]

district 9, awesome

[malaxvor]

lol powerthirst joke i love those vids nice reference

[B0SSMANRulez]

This new weapon/pet alien reminded me of that weapon Gordon takes from the grunt alien, the one that shoots bees but this one you get is actually a creature weapon? like with your weapon is alive?

[bigfatcarp93]

@B0SSMANRulez Yeah, the Hivehand.

[cuzaseso]

chockroach XD

[RonaldinhoReborn]

Thumbs up for Powerthirst reference!

[Iamthesouljacow]

i never realized the big monster is an Antlion

[Theevilonemwhaha]

@Iamthesouljacow ...which big monster? there are no antlions in this

[CrazyJayThePenguin]

Make a playlist so i don't have to change the movie every time! lol

[henrique165]

"oooh god i just realized wher my hand is" LOL

[SgtHydra]

IT'S LIKE THROWING A COCKROACH INTO AN ELECTRICAL STORM!

[MrBugeyes1]

@SgtHydra MADE WITH LIGHTNING! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!

[ememannen]

This guy has been drinking too much Powerthirst....=D

[monsimand]

4:55 - 5:15 thats what she said

[TheMoogle3]

Shock Cock Roach!

[KaollaTheSu2]

They are actually called shock roach

[NGPumpki]

Shockroch hahaha

[camjlax]

is that a guard at 4:59

[waffledude111111]

that's a good twitch...one second you drink coffee, next second you are out the window

[DoctorWhosBabe]

i love the shock roach

[akatsukifanboy102]

Shock roach! It's like throwing a cockroach into a electrical storm!

[MisterDarkness117]

Holy crap, what can you observate here if there is nothing to?

XD

[theripper451]

portals would be badass to travel exibit to exibit

[adongodlymaster]

Gaiaonline's zOMG contains Shock Roaches.

Also a funny powerthirst refference.

[Nexteta]

"Oh god I just realized where my hand is.." Lol

[goodninji8]

DAMN!

French fries are deadly.

lold.

[Aven2334]

Ha... power thirst reference.

[SCDSlimShadow]

When I got my first Shockroach, I named it Pikachu.

[badhabitfilms1]

(ending)......................­. SHOCKROACH!

[viliussmproductions]

thumbs up for krimsinYT

[renner1070]

lol "AH GET OUT MEH AGH ITS TRYIN TO EAT MY ARM!"

"oh god i just realized where my arm is.."

"you better not pee on me!"

[JuggaloARBY]

this wasn't funny. Seems like he's trying to hard to be Ross.

[TheToast7]

@JuggaloARBY Well, Freeman is a crazy guy who yells when he shoots and randomly barely scrapes by, and is always telling stories and wanting to kill people. Shephard is a fairly level-headed guy, with a lot of bad luck and not much skill in combat situations. I do agree this isn't AS funny, but I still think it IS funny. Also, Shephard does more editing and stuff that didn't happen in the game, while Freeman edits there to be less stuff in the game.

[JuggaloARBY]

@TheToast7

Are you talking about what Scott does or the game cause Gordon doesn't really talk. And here he seems just as paranoid and the same character as Scott's internal voice of Freeman.

[TheToast7]

@JuggaloARBY I meant Scott, not Freeman.

[slipperywhenwet5]

Is this an alternate 1998 were District 9 was already released sometime before?

[TheToast7]

@slipperywhenwet5 The games take place around now, actually, but it doesn't even matter, as there is no set date for when the half life series takes place, except in relation to itself.

[slipperywhenwet5]

@TheToast7 The black mesa incident took place in 1998. It is a well known fact.

[TheToast7]

@slipperywhenwet5 Go to the Half Life wiki and search timeline, then go to "the 2000s" The only clue that says it takes place before 2000 is that the game was released before 2000, but so what? 2001: A Space Oddysey was released nowhere near 2001.

[slipperywhenwet5]

@TheToast7 In a Valve-made timeline posted on the GameInformer portal 2 hub it said "a few days before the black mesa incident" next to 1998.

[gmodmaster22]

not many peaple know this but that creature you fight near the end is called a votagore i know this cause of the console in the game

[ADMHunter68]

WELL THAT WAS TERRIFYING

[dangerousdave121]

its just in there thats what she said

[IAMBOBHEARMEHROAR123]

...hand rape?o_O?

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Gunlien.

[Spark111111111]

wow 10 Shepards mind haters dont like this video

[Iceburner96]

ehe! i know why the headcrabs doesnt....like......take the bodies as zombies! its cuz theyr DEAD!!!!! a headcrab needs to jump on an alive body

[CommanderKiller312]

2:38 - GPS joke Pwned me xD

[viliussmproductions]

i hear ruth at 4:52

[Theevilonemwhaha]

I could make you English subtitles for this if you want

[alsnana4kills]

Shephard: Guess i have to use this portal ... Sweet Alright I just want to go the other side of this door ok portal? -enters- Portal:DENIED Shephard:Fuck my life

[TheHijackreaper]

FOUR HUNDRED LIGHTNING BOLTS

[MrMoldycucumber]

was that menna be a antlion gaurd?

[Dethaintnice]

@BigMatt456 hes sparky bitch

[roster312]

@BigMatt456 you mean sparky xD

[Mrcryptidsarereal]

@BigMatt456 i am ur 100th liker!

[KONc2331]

I think I'm gonna call you Sparky...you'd better not pee on me.

[cooler9576]

oh gawd i reilisded were my hand is! XD