Metal Gear solid 3 - SIGINT's Shitty Nightmare

[Gbemus666]

Oh shit!

[tristena1b2c3]

"this one isnt for kids"... "ok bye SIGINT!" "wait snake wher-....."

[mewRasuberii]

@Larrylarp Are you suggesting Johnny got laid?

[DIVINITYvideos]

signit eventually becomes.... *SPOILER*!

[NaffiFIRE]

HEHE THAT SIGINT IS FUNNNNYYYYYYYY like helllllllllll !! :D what a nightmare..even old man john turned into shit :D :D

[Kaweebo]

rofl

[MrPostApocalyptic]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jamle10]

how do you save the game??????!!!!!????!???

[SOLIDSNAKE6673]

press select and then press down then go to save

[pseudohippie55]

...go to the codec and press downn

seriously

how the hell did you not know that?

anyone who's EVER played an MGS game should know that

[Daiblix]

Oh my god!

[elfirrepins]

That's... Pretty sick, man.

[Laxagoodname300]

NOT OLD MAN JOHN!!!

[Virgil077]

Shit happens

[SemiSpark]

BAD PUN!!!

[ZEKeLOVEsTHaWEED420]

lol thats sum krazy shit gotta find that!!!!!

[XxKirby60xX]

Lmao xD

[Goltzbaby]

God. i laughed so hard when i first heard this.

"my hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man john. everything in that turds path turned into sh*t!

[TedMan55]

This is so unlike Kojima.

[alphadragon666]

poor old man jhon!!!

[ROKUSHAKUBOJUTSU]

that is the funiest shit i ever seen, i had no idea that existed...

"you see snake, people are just sacks of shit and theyre full of holes"

its perfect

[nanohero17]

its a METAL GEAR SHIT LUNCHER UNIT!!!!

[vor9183]

ROFL!!!! SHIT!!!! XD

[SayAnything8]

when i first heard this i was lmao

[r3volvercash]

lol sigin, the darpa chief talking about a walking shit and taking a dump talkin about rex

[MasterOuiukiske]

however instead of Rex... its a WSL(weasel)... Walking Shit Launcher.

[Ganonmustdie2]

Everything in that thing's path turned into _____!

[rayne0]

does anyone else find it ironic after seeing this that when you first meet the DARPA chief (even though it's octopus), he's taking a shit?

[gunsbulletsheroin]

is that a twin snakes thing? this isnt true at all in the original version

[rayne0]

no when you're in the vents if you look down into his cell you'll see him taking a shit. I've never played Twin Snakes so I know it's in the original

[gunsbulletsheroin]

that's johnny, who we'll see again in mgs4

[Larrylarp]

It's a different Johnny though. The Johnny in MGS3 is the grandfather of Johnny from MGS1, MGS2 and MGS4.

[SICKSKILL5]

No , hes the father of johnny in MGS1 , MGS2 and MGS4

[Larrylarp]

No, I think it's grandfather, not father. It's not sure though, but since the Johnny in MGS1, MGS2 and MGS4 is so young, I think the Johnny in MGS3 is the grandfather.

[rayne0]

No I'm talking about the DARPA Chief, he was in his cell taking a shit.

You can tell it's him because he's black and he's wearing a suit.

[whoam153]

lol i have just done this funny as hell

[kr4zypur]

lol sigint is talking about metal gear REX

[NeoGamemaster]

'Don't let my nightmare come true...' Poor sigint, Big Boss forgot to destroy the metal gear rex's plans, so sigint's nightmare came true ;_;

[filipeflower]

NeoGamemaster ,I'm sorry about replying to your comment after 3 years, but who said anything about 'Metal Gear REX' ?

[mellisco]

i rmember this

[MaddenPlayer4000]

TURD MISSLES!!!!!!!!!!1

[GRUHitman]

Terd,shit,everything in the ted tanks path turns into shit?!*jerks&drools*

[ResistanceForever]

sigint = darpa chief

[thewickedrobot]

Sorry, but no.

[FutureEmperor]

yes, yes he is.

[ResistanceForever]

sorry, but yes.

[thewickedrobot]

How can it be if the Darpa Chief is DONALD ANDERSON?

Sigint is his name.

[dante4live]

sigint is short for signal inteligence, he explains that in mgs3. and i could sear that it's explained in mgs4 that sigint is darpa chief, makes sence too.

[ResistanceForever]

sigint is his codename, dumbass. just as Snake isn't a real name.

[tingsh321]

@ResistanceForever then what is his real name?

[KingOfHalla]

@tingsh321 Sigint is the DARPA Cheif, Donald Anderson from MGS1/TS

[tingsh321]

@KingOfHalla WHAT THE F**** !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonydols]

SPOILER

Play MGS4 , Signit was one of the patriots along with snake ,zero, paramedic ,ocelot and Eva. Signit is just his code name real name is Donald Anderson (unless thats another cover name)

[Flaviodarth2]

Lol, Never heard about someone called Paramedic? The fury? The fear?

play MGS4 and you'll know Paramedic and Signit real identity

[MasterChief955]

RIP Old Man John

[kittypaws2011]

No! Not old man John!

[jehutys5]

LOL I love how Sigint put emphasis on "Shit" both times he said it HAhahah that was great XD

[Pho3nix1337]

His idea should be made into a movie.

[tangerinepop22]

ahhaha turd missles

[YogurtMan314]

Is this game hard?

[atepope2]

on hard mode, lol

[FoxHoundUnit89]

You don't have to call paramedic. You just have to save in the jail cell. I don't know where the hell this shitty dream came from though.

[Toksyuryel]

@FoxHoundUnit89 How do you propose saving without calling paramedic?

[tingsh321]

@Toksyuryel Agreed

[FoxHoundUnit89]

LOL wtf!

[BadassScotty]

LOL Hahahaha! He can't true!!

[teammci]

Not old man John!?

[spikehamer2]

reference to mgs 4 and those weird 2 legs tank

[bigbagron]

fucking illiterate.

[spikehamer2]

well, excuse me you dumbass

[deliciouslyyucky]

It's funny how you say illiterate when you yourself can't spell right. Don't be a stupid hypocrite, douche.

[atepope2]

i wish big boss wouldn't have became evil:( i think hideo kojima should bring big boss back, even though he got torched with hairspray and a lighter

[yuyuzja]

He never really turned "evil", he just had a different view on certain things after getting fucked over by the government so many times...

[yuyuzja]

Well now that MGS4 is out we know that. But you shouldn't spoil it for others.

[darklord1010111]

wrong.eva and ocelot wanted to stop the patriots.

but big boss created a new mercinary company.its just war between zero and big boss.

beside dr.clark AKA para-medic helped during the"les enfants terribles"project so did eva who is now big mama is the surrogent mother to snake and liquid.she loved big boss but he didnt relize it.they were overwhelmed of the bosses death so zero just created it to be closer to that spirit.

[yourdad132]

HAHHAHAHA!! how come i didnt see this when i played the game?

[dante4live]

you must follow the steps I said in the description of the movie.

[yourdad132]

yeh, i know. i would have laughed my ass off if i had seen it myself!

[XnickmindfreakfanX]

omg i laughed so hard when i saw this

[431300]

friggin hilarious but u spelt shitty wrong

[dante4live]

lol yeah, fixed

[jleack]

ROFL.

[resiboy666]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That would be funny if he said shituation.

[DarkWingedCloud1]

hahaha damn this is funny! Havn't seen this for a while =P

[Deathward2007]

Lol, i love it they way he says it, Its like your listening to a camfire story

[Joetheman416]

Not old man John!

[Squishy69]

Gross.

[gongo3090]

the funniest codec moment i think is when you call sigint with your "Naked" camo on and snake asks "Is there a way to take my pants off" XD

[7368956]

definatly

[trademark223]

Nothing can compare with Metal Gear Solid. Almost every game (since there are a few games equal to Metal Gear) will never be in league with this game, I can guarantee that.

Halo sucks balls. The story is great, I'll give it that, but I hate the gameplay. There's nothing new about it. What's so great about it?

[frankthefat]

everyting

[dual4aces]

mgs is great and halo doesent even have a good story line

[LilHeartBreaker94]

theres a toilet in da cell he should shit there and u hear the guard have a constipation problem if you a long time in the cell....i lov msg3...

[TiagoLukas666]

I'm going to turn you ALL into SHIIIIIT!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAA

[InuYashaBlades]

XBOX OWNS! But... MGS owns.

[universaladdress]

this isn't funny this is a horrible inside joke for dorks who love this horrible game

[dante4live]

leme guess maybe you like halo more! oh what a terryfic ame halo is! you know, halo doesn't even need horrible jokes,the whole game is a horrible joke compared to metal gear, as are all the other "awesome" xbox games

[CaptainBeefJerky]

only good thing about this game

[VFruz]

Then you can`t apreciate a good videogame

[reiss222]

D: why would you say such a thing T___T

[TiagoLukas666]

ahahhhaaahahah u silly little duuudes that wasnt sooo hard to find :P  dante rocks

[dante4live]

lol heeey, look who he is!

[ohnapolean]

lol easily funnest and best codec ever,and again with konami's never ending pun and ironic story line,metal gear shits ,so much comes tru in this game like when snake has a convo with paramedic and the movie is about clones and she says thats soon they might be able too clone soldiers like you for ultimate soldiers and snake just laughs at her,u gotta admit that konami are funny tho.

[Elehk]

My God! Thats the sickest thing I've ever heard!

[soraDX]

That dream of Sigint came true (sorry Sigint) its soo Ironic that it came true in the future

[Chanuk]

Metal Gear Shat :O The most lethal of all the Metal Gears yet!

[musicismusic]

Did you all know that he's actually talking about a secret plot twist in MGS4. . . you heard it here first.

[hellzone101]

yeah your right! its weired how he could dream up the future right?

[musicismusic]

Was only joking, but yeah he sort of does in a piss take way . . seen my channel? music vids

[dante4live]

the plot twist is that suddenly snake realizes that all the metal gear are actually made of crap, and are controlled by the giant crap tank, who plans on taking over the universe turning everything into sh*t lol

[musicismusic]

Fair enough . . Thanks for the post anyway Dante, I doubt i would have seen that insight into MGS otherwise lol, peace

[siriochan]

best codec ever, i was LingMAO

[Fjgamer]

EVERYTHING TURNED INTO SHIT!!!

[VinuraVinura]

i remember this

that was wierd man

[EP0CALYPzE]

LOL!

[BahamutGrey]

I never heard that call. I played the nightmare game, but Sigint didn't say that. Funny. he had a nightmare about Metal Gear made from poo!

[4CaHeK]

holy shit!

[jacklpwner]

well i think sigint needs to go to a mental hospital and get his shit problems straightened out...a little laxative wouldnt hurt either...

[AiFFU]

Lol! That was cool..

[yohryuichi]

Best codec moment ever

[Goimez]

This was my favourite codec call in the whole game

[KogashiwaKai]

man this is hillarious

[jenz33]

Pretty much my favourite part of the game EVER. I couldn't stop laughing haha!

[yuyuzja]

Yeah, that was one of my fav's, too. Sigint has got to be one of my favorite Codec people.

[MetalSanke]

Was that real??

[dante4live]

yep

[MetalSanke]

OMG lol

[rur100heatcol]

hell no he said shit

[shinobufan711]

Acctualy it is real. ^_^

[lunerosse]

This was so funny in the game. ;D

[jehutys5]

HAhahah i like the way he emphasizes the word SHIT! hhaahah

[Dakkita]

That's Stupid ¬¬

[Zeix50]

Get the one with SnakexParamedic about the European Rabbit. xD

[Zeix36]

'They eat their own excrement.'

'Maybe I should try that sometime?'

'No, Snake, it doesn't work that way!'

'What, you thought I was being serious?'

'Well, kinda.'

'Even I wouldn't do that...'

[hellokimmy]

LMAO

[Sotar]

lol he said shit

this feels like that South Park episode where they say shit over a hundred times

[Lunar6]

Yeah, that one was legendary!

[Tahmer]

well doesn't that shit suck.

[Lunar6]

Holy Shit...