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  • Thanks!!..Im a professional GD from Suriname..  BTW ur very cute.. and sexy!!.. <3

  • thanks mam

  • uhm. you said uhm to much

  • That is the first computer used to get man on the moon...

  • nip slip?

  • um...um...ummm....umm....um..u­m.

  • She graphic designs on that computer!!!!

  • on this computer graphic design ? sorry i dont think

    maybe ms paint ?

  • I'm to make a CURRENT video addressing this subject this week. I promise.

  • Graphic Design is something very different than it was 20 years ago when this woman started her career. I'm not saying that experience isn't important, I'm saying its very over-rated.

    In an area where kids without a high school degree are hacking government databases, I think we can all agree that self education is not to be mocked. Also technology has made many careers less elitist than they once were.

    Design in this era is about knowing the principles and learning the tools.

  • loli had a teacher who said okay over 20 times in less than an hour lol

  • oh snap, this needs a serious update. funny how fast the industry and technology changes.

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  • windows 98, 'cause you like fish.

  • ill hit that!! ;)

  • very professional. (uhm).

    computer sound on, during recording. fail.

  • yeah Right, Just because you buy photoshop and apply certain styles, now you can be a graphic designer.

    A descent graphic designer is a creative problem solver not a program user.

  • she looks like she just had a train runned on her lmao

  • Urrmmm.... Urmmm... URM! MAD!!!!!!! Stupid american woman

  • i should i be the guy who calls this women a NOOB

  • Kitchen's that way ------------->

  • Seriously tho, what art school does anyone know out there that teaches any student "real world" basics? NONE! The sad truth is that colleges/universities/institut­es don't teach you what happens in the real world. Public speaking? How to talk to & deal with clients, especially the difficult ones? How to set yourself up in different types of design environments/companies? How to interact with your boss that knows nothing about design? Everything I've learned, I had to throw out the window.

  • @masterdragunov: She, my friend, would be considered as a bad stormy day situation. Catch my drift? ;)

  • @tovopro hahahahahahaha

  • @ReFleXFnatic hahahaha, now thats what u call eye for spot on

  • Photoshop 5.0? And um... um... Illustration... um... Illustrator.....

  • @ReFleXFnatic did you notice she's a dude? lol

  • too much um's I can't take her seriously.

  • funny how all expert village idiots seem to have "20 years plus" of experience, and yet when you google them there's absolutely nothing...except our "graphic designer"...she's got a million hits as a bodybuilder :P

  • @ReFleXFnatic bodybuilder boobs.

  • you have violated the 1st rule in Graphic Design : Use Apple products

  • @TheMostBeautifulUser you dont necessarily have to use ipod products to be a graphic designer.

  • Your computer looks like its from the 90s lollll

  • Love how she says taught. It's cool. New york accent I guess. That Bugsy Malone twang

  • Ummmm Photoshop 5.0???...way baaaaack 1999 or 2000!

  • man boobs ...

  • I'd have sex wit her :)

  • @texastame twice XD

  • When I google Terri Sileno I get a ton of bodybuilding hits but nothing on design.

  • really? this is old . Photoshop 5.0??? ok im a designer using cs5

  • how old is this? lol Photoshop 5.0

  • outdated... old fashion graphic design ideas

  • how many times did she say um lol

  • ummmmm photoshop 5.0 ?!! Can we get an updated video PLEASE? lmao graphic design has gone through 20 generations of change since this video.

  • thumbs up if she said uhm a whole bunch or is it just me.

  • @texastame it isn't just about learning programs in college stuff like that. u also must b able to visualise, analyse, draw, and brainstorm as many ideas as possible to contextualise a concept for a particular design.... and it also must have a meaning behind the concept

  • Anyway for me to get a job now? i'm 13 btw. I'm really into photoshop and designing, anyway i could find a small job to do with graphic designing at my age?

  • ugliest screensaver ever

  • lol, look at that computer, this is soooo dated.

  • @lilthug19908 The whole vid is dated... mostlikely made over 10 years ago. PS 5.0 published in 1998 and that Mac G3 PowerPC introduced in 1997. Do u think u watching something fresh?

  • @TheMegadong lol, and I thought she was just going for the whole 90's style look and bringing it back lol

  • She uses a floppy drive. Haha

  • just one more button!

  • My IQ plummeted to 0...

  • photoshop 5.0? what is this? 10,000 bc? 

  • Mostly useless; this video is about 12 years old. That makes any info in it outdated and irrelevant.

  • nice tits

  • ok he is more muscler than me

  • how do i become a bodybuilder like you?

  • I love how someone posted this flashback!!! Photoshop 5.0!! Look at the computer in the back. It takes 3" or so floppy disks.

    I remember when screen savers looked like that. The Internet was about to hit mainstream. I think she had a dope set up at that time, with all that software.

    Are those zip drives on the shelf?

    Man, nice stroll on memory lane.

  • adobe photoshop 5.0 lolz

  • lol all i kept on thinking of was banging her in that chair xD i didnt even care what she was talkin about till i realized the vid was over

  • towards not twat

  • @TunenieTOONz nah, she said, "taught"

  • Her last 3 sentences..it was like a car trying to find its way around a 2 aisle parking lot.

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  • @texastame think so lol

  • A solid 23 "ummms"

  • this has told me absolutely nothing......

  • its a female christopher walkin!

  • is she saying something?

  • i think in my opinion you dont need to go to college to be a Graphic Design i mean any one can learn photo shop and any one can get free..... but im only 14 so dont take my word for it!

  • @animefreak873 you have much to learn, young grasshoppa. what you're referring to are software jockeys. You are correct in saying that anyone can learn photoshop. You can read a book or follow the slew of free tutorials online to learn photoshop, but that doesn't make a Graphic Designer. You can "cook" ramen noodles but it doesn't make you a gourmet chef. You smellin' what I'm steppin' in?

  • I was a "Contract" technical illustrator at g.m for 21 years then my job went to india, all of my work was done manually and now a days its hard to find manual illustration jobs..When it comes to photoshop and those types of programs im duhhh lol.

  • dis video is def from the 1700s lol

  • Expert Village is an elaborate paraody group. These are comedians, that's why none of the videos are helpful

  • do you need to know any type of math in graphic design

  • yeah checkout the comp!

  • HOW OLD IS THIS VIDEO!!!?????

  • whats wrong with her face... creepy

  • worthless.

  • She looks a little strong there!!

  • I think that the photoshop 5.0 and the retro computer are just tricks. She uses them to get people to make fun of her to her face. The muscles then come ripping right through her blouse, and the next thing you know, she's on top some poor schmuck, pounding him into a bloody mess.

  • 0:01 

  • WOW! I think I had that printer! Then again, they probably all looked the same back then...

  • Thats hilarious. Thats the first thing I noticed. Is how old that box must be.

    Its not a book its adobe photoshop that was released in 1998... which I believe was before youtube...

    I dunno maybe this is How to become a Graphic Designer in the mid 90's.

  • that's adobe photoshop 5.0 ....... very old now....

    that's the first edition of windows 95 computer ......

    omg... and that old lady (for now) is only show a little of her boobs.....

    haiz....

  • It's a man baby!

  • lol PS 5.0 hahahaha

  • that computer is f'n hot!!!!!!!!! I love computers!!!! even if the're old!!!!

  • This dude didn't teach me anything.

  • @freshbreaker LMAO!

  • i have an AA in graphic design and i never learned Graphic design on a computer...i learned it all freehand and i learned how to use the programs like illustrator indesign and photoshop later... its hard to get a GD job now..expecially with and AA...and if your broke with no money to buy programs.

  • wow! 5.0!! i need to update!!

  • @xXBassmastapotamusXx ....yeah...were on cs4 now.... i think an update would be nice. haha

  • After Dark screen saver LOL.

  • Im a teenage graphic designer, ill make some work and put it up ^^

  • Late 90's computer lolol

  • damn, why is she so ripped lol

  • You do know that Adobe PhotoShop costs around $600 for the full version right?

  • @mopbrothers No, more!

  • @Justinfhtube how much does it cost then and where can you buy it at a low price?

  • @mopbrothers full version for photoshop is over $4000, maybe for americans it could be around $3500 for the master edition I think, and that has everything you possibly need for your design.

  • you know what I wonder is, as desktop illustration programs become more advanced and accessible as well as user friendly to the non professional is it the degree that gets the job or is it raw talent with a solid program proficiency as well as some aspect of client business relations skills that gets the positions.

    Maybe the low cut dress isn't a youtube thing but a aspect of the sales end of the job.

  • hey shes very sexy

  • sexy lol

  • illustrator programs like ummm....illustrator! umm ummm....seriously come on. sweet screensaver on that pc

  • What does ''andum'' mean she seems to like the word, she uses it alot ... is this more of an educated persons terminology

  • erm hi erm my name is erm ben erm whats urs erm erm???

  • she doesn't dress like a creative person... but she talks very well! maybe it's an old video...

  • This Apple PowerMac is from the nineties ... When (year) was this filmed?

  • The graphic design field is improving, I mostly work with Photoshop and Adobe Illustator in my design class

  • TWAT!

  • I am one of the best now,Alienware and more alienware.

  • The untalented have a response.

  • @texastame she said it so many times haha

  • "Taught" you twat

  • Yes she did.

  • hahaha i had to do a double take also lmfao

  • @texastame you gotta love that New Yawk accent...lol

  • 0:30 "being taught software programs directly on the computer" ummm as apposed to leaning software not on a computer?

  • HULK.......MAD!!!!! hulk.....smash!!!

  • @thojyout23 hahahah

  • I think we now this daaaaaaaaaaa

  • WTF....is that Adobe Photoshop 5.0 ???

    what an old school software programs :(

    the CPU has Floppy A and B disk hardware,what year is this 80's or 90's ??

  • @rickylovehorror86

    alot of company's use old stuff only very rich film companys upgrade often. were talking pentinum 4, 1gb of ram on you typical companys pc's. i seen seen that for auto cad setups too. main reason easy for the IT people to fix and cheap to maitain.

  • Well this seems to be dated. I hope this was not really produced in 2009. Umm Photoshop 5.0? and looks like she is running OS 8 screen savers so.. I really hope this was made in 1998 not 2008. If not I guess she doesn't know about CS4 and how Quark is pretty dead, does she know that Aldus PageMaker is gone too? Gosh I bet digital variable printing would blow her mind!

  • Umm and umm like, umm also going to school won't make you a graphic designer. I seen people that spent 30K at the A.I. and are horrible at it and produce crap. You gotta have talent. I got in to field cause I am good at it and fell in to it, not cause I chose it out of book or brochure.

  • @texastame

    alot of people who go there are kids who just waste the parents money also cuz they dont care.

    i was gonna go to A.I. i was noticed how picky people are and said screw that so im a IT guy and get to watvh people argue all day lol.

  • @texastame

    only time a company upgrades is if they have too, the IT head has to make the managers belive that it will be worth there money, unless your at a very rich film company your not gonna see anything newer than win xp, places still useing NT4.0 so the software is gonna be old too.

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  • is this advertising condoms?

  • Programs have nothing to do with being a graphic designer.

    This is everything that is wrong with peoples understanding of "graphic design".

  • would be great if you prepared before making a video..

    or at least dont try to do like if you are not reading..

    this "ehm" and "aaa" "emmm" so boring and hate it

  • Umm..SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

    Adobe Photoshop 5.0 requires a Macintosh computer with PowerPC processor running MacOS 7.5.5 or greater, 32MB RAM, 60MB of hard disc space and a CD-ROM drive. For Windows 95 or Windows NT 4.0 a PC with Pentium processor, 32MB RAM, 60MB of hard disc space and a CD-ROM drive. Systems with multiprocessors and MMX technology will give improved performance. A large capacity hard drive and 64MB of RAM are recommended for both Mac and PC.

  • show your tits

  • i hope thats not the computer she uses

  • she works out... she has pecks, kind of nasty though. she has a pretty face though.

  • built to kick ass

  • high tech setup she got there.. and why is she holding a book ?!

  • @Alecalisk She's not holding up a book, this is the box Photoshop came in, and it says Photoshop 5.0 which was released in 1998. Judging by that and the computer setup, this has got to be pre-2000! afaik, back then anyone could land a "desktop publishing" job, which explains why she was employed.

  • @Alecalisk She's not holding a Book It's Adobe Photoshop 5.0

  • @Alecalisk LOL

  • What a waste of YT space.

  • She-man should have gave a talk about sex change or body building, she/he knows f**k all about graphic design

  • Great arms! Body builder! Nice.

  • Did she mention public speaking classes? Perhaps, ummmm, she, ummmm, should take ummmm a few of those.

  • i counted 26 lmao

  • Good luck folks. After 18 years in the field I'm switching careers. Plan on being required to know ALL the latest programs which will be obsolete next year, demanding clients

    and bosses who expect you to be as dedicated as they are for piss pay.

  • translation: go to school to be a graphic designer

    i swear u didnt need almost 2 mins to tell me that.

  • WTF...? what year is this video from..? I hope she's not working on that 1996 Mac..? go drink some more Muscle milk..Crazy..

  • according to the version of photoshop she's holding lol, this video must be from around 1998, the year when that version came out... Of course it's a fact that there's 8 newer versions of photoshop after that, CS4 being the newest....

  • Yo! look at the computer! that screensaver is from Win95!!!

  • lol 'expert' village.

    photoshop 5.0 wha wha

  • Quark express? Freehand? got to be old, lame!

    illustrator programs like illustrator?

  • this woman talks a lot without actually saying anything useful

  • That desktop pc is very old. I see VHS tapes. When this video was made?

  • She's not just a good teacher, she's also HOT! hehe

  • She is? Maybe since I am gay I am more critical, but ummmmmm no????

  • umm umm umm.. umm

    someone got mixed up with the How to Gain: Gain Muscle

  • i love twat

  • I think I saw her on a Milf website.

  • hahah you sir are a legend

  • Haha.. you know, i'm just kidding right..? (^_^)

  • She is NOT a graphics designer. She memorised a script and badly re-sighted it. You could run Paint on that heap behind her, never mind a real graphics program.

    GET SOME REAL PEOPLE THAT DO THE JOB TO TALK IN THE VIDEOS

  • I agree, there is no way she would be able to get work using an ancient rig like that. looks like a gateway from the early 00's.......fail!

  • by they way, for effect lovers: please, we got enough with Spielberg and Peter Jackson.

  • to learn software? is that the reason why you should go to a design school in order to be a designer? Everybody can learn software from home and google. What you should learn in a school should be how to see and how to think in graphic design...learn about how to comunicate in a graphic way rather than wasting your time learning hundreds of stupid and useless effects with the computer. Sadly it is the way it is most of the time.

  • 0:27

    Ha Ha She said TWAT!!!

  • haha, i was about to fall asleep on my desk, but as soon as i heard her say "being twat" i woke right up!

  • hey! show more of your (. )( .)

  • I went college and finished last year and one of our teachers was teachin us quark lol. Then i dun a bit of work experience and the guy told me to forget everythin ide learned about it.

  • Please, button your shirt, you cant educate with half a boobie coming out, or at least, I can't learn that way.

  • Ha ha ha!!!!! LOL

  • Nowhere I've ever worked used Quark. Maybe in some parts of the country they still use it but InDesign is heading to the forefront (and that includes publishing). It's just a matter of time...especially with conversion software getting better.