"Out of Reach"

[aerohawkproductions]

lol 1:54 "sad facial expression" it's weird hearing Cheif actually saying something

[anthonyatgowa]

so fucking funny

[twimanable]

"im gonna shove this disk up your ass and twist it" HAHAHHAHA

[karynmadam]

WHAT HAPPENED TO TOD AND TRAVIS???

[SuperSmoker12345]

@karynmadam they got abducted by an alien(that suspiciously looked like jon's chin)in season 2(or 3 i don't really remember)

then he made love to their butts and ate them

cortana was sent to a distant sun

[7mitchello]

1:24 he still has 1 foot

[ninjawarfreak]

wow, chief don't know what odst mean

[mikeunleashed1]

Lol

[XxSpyyx]

"Lol I'm gunna mutilate the shit outta this thing."

Best line of the entire series.

[Benjamin333zombie]

Chief get your retarded ass out here !!!!! :D

[that1dude0092]

3:52

how can you play reach if your not even connected?

[blaster00000]

@that1dude0092 because he's following the iRate Gamer's style of playing

[XxSK8xKLUTCHxX]

LOL IM GUNNA MUTILATE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS THING

[LostEpsilon]

Its hilarious that cheif knows hes gonna fuck it up but still does it..

[PrivateDeathdoor]

4:23 ... what the FUCK? Chief get your retarded ass out here!

[halodomanater69]

What does mutilate mean?

[that1dude0092]

@halodomanater69

to butcher or rip apart a person

basically just meaty mush after a kill

[789JOE789]

out of teh question

A silly sugestion?

letf a bad impressin

Just mental congestion

:( sad facial expresion

[singstar244]

Da fucker

[singstar244]

My dick say its scks

[gingernorton]

wait... where's arby's helmets and chiefs foot?



[PainCake1337]

Mature themes ? PFFF...

Its JU5T 1337 SP3@K'n' The intelligent guy. And they're just talking about douches and cocks.

[ProManUnitedFan]

@PainCake1337 n0, i7'5 1337 5p33|<n!!

[DoctorTranIsBack]

I've watched this countless times, but this is the 1st time where I realized that it is a CD at 2:48 and not ODST. see it says DVD-R. :/ just something weird I felt like sharing with you fags

[zeltrax3000]

Has the series gone back to the original creator? Because I didn't like the L.A that much.

[gnryeah]

@zeltrax3000 It was always the same creator I think.

[iCampTooMuch]

@gnryeah nope LA was directed by another guy it was shit and jon doesnt want to consider it a season in the first place

[gnryeah]

@iCampTooMuch I actually subsequently found this out, so I take back what I said, I was wrong. :)

[gaminggalor]

i liked the 1st season the best but there all good

[blaircolon36]

I want this video on my g-YoYo unit.

[youvebeensarged88]

Its odst it doesn't matter.

[gogiver08]

I'm going to shove this up your Ass & twist it... Best line ever!!

[WadaZable]

haha " Fucking cd's, how do they work" lolololol

[zamorak773]

press 6 and it says i cumz

[ThatsDUAL]

WTF?! Old intro :D!

[DuhyatheSecond]

Haha Arbiters description of every beta on consoles ever.

[TheChurch554]

how did they get back if they think chief is dead and mario is alive aperenttly no jugement jon but how about an epiloge or an episode to catch us up

[OrkSword2]

@TheChurch554 Jon never made the L.A Series, and due to the fact it was terrible, and sucked balls in general, he decided that it wouldn't count as part of the actual series. That's why if you watch the later episodes, you'll see that series five is labeled '4', six is labeled '5', and so on.

[josue072]

WTF that disk it's supposed to be halo ODST but it says sony corporation behind :P

[TheJacoco]

FREEZE !!!!

TOSERS!!!!!one 1!!!!

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND !!eleven!11!!!!1!

[TheBabyGenocide]

did anyone else watch the ron paul advertisement video before?

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

I skipped Season 4 because I heard it sucks.

Should I have not done that?

Did really pertain to the story?

Answer if u get the chance anyone...

[MrSarcazzm]

@PUR3P3RF3CT10N Faggot, don't skip.

[90vladhumperdink]

@PUR3P3RF3CT10N season sucked. i watched it. now i have super dick cancer

[xRevan116x]

Lol

[nukacolafamine]

i pay like 10 thousand internets for that disc

[UberChipf0rk]

Now this is true Arby 'n the Chief again! Fuck Episode 4 :D

[29MegaSpartan]

This episode makes no sense

[Mar1n3H0b0]

@Liamscott56 Check Arby n the Chief "End game"

[videogamemaster12341]

i dont like arby without helmet

[Liamscott56]

and how dafuq does chief not have a foot again?

[Split001Second]

@Liamscott56 ignore season 5 its really bad and everything that happened in season 5 didnt really happen

[Heater294]

@Split001Second Actually season 5 is canon. LA isn't canon though.

[Liamscott56]

is this straight after LA?

[Danielhosko]

How did they get here after that Mario douche died

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@Danielhosko Dude...this is a VERY, VERY old season. Go to JonCJG.blogspot.com and you'll find there are three more seasons... (including this one)

You need to catch up.

[NevynTube]

@Danielhosko

Jon decided that L.A series never really happened and they stayed in Jon's home.

[Finlay54321]

@Danielhosko

Season 4, the Arby N the Chief in LA was deemed non canon and is basically not a real part of the story.

[CapitanOHYEAH]

@Finlay54321 Correction: the L.A. series was so bad it never existed.

[that1dude0092]

@Finlay54321

yeah it was like a test to see if they can make an arby n the chief series

THAT HAS A STORY!!! AND IS SERIOUS!!!

[macattackk29]

@Finlay54321 good, i didnt like in LA anyways

[grizzmann35]

@Finlay54321 they probably just found him walking. arby n chief left while toad and the rest stayed behind.

[HoudiniFWilson]

@Finlay54321 thank god



[ShaunCarlin]

@Finlay54321 Although non canon I found a a lot of scenes in it funny, my fav is when chief says what his vision of god is like.

[miracal97]

@Danielhosko That was episode 13 this is Episode 1

[slayer8244]

@Danielhosko LA series never happened, and Mario survived

[Powelly2900]

1:50 - 1:56 mindfuck

[SuperMasterchief11]

im gona shove this disc up ur ass and twist it lolol

[FirstStrikeProducton]

Does anybody notice the "Sony Corporation" on the black disk Chief's holding?

[EliteTaco22]

im going to shove this disk up ur ass and twist it

[8hane8tephens]

@e1finity Yeah it is kinda retarded. But what can we do? Maybe stfu and deal with it. Or not.

[snakebug1]

has anybody noticed that this actually what halos community is turning into? oh well. i still have custom edition :)

[TheGmanOverThere]

4:25 the disc is sony

[KlayTube1]

@ 1:45 i thought arbiter would say "read a book"

[moodie69]

wtf how did they get home from LA??????

[chrisrod313]

@moodie69 LA Wasn't considered a real season, I guess he just filmed there because he was on vacation or something.

[TheEnglishQuail]

Is there anything in the series that is directly after "in la"?

[PokeBallZSack]

3:40 A truly golden moment in the series

[DeathIsMySalvation]

Can anybody tell me what happened 'In L.A'? Because I don't wanna watch that shit.

[deidara799]

@DeathIsMySalvation they go to claires house in la with jon and after that happenens they decide to get a change so they go outside somehow wind up homeless find a place with mario luigi sonic and toad in it. turns out marios a dick sonic sniffs sharpies luigi is quite msot of the time. after that sonic and chief play some xbox and chief asks where is halo 3? sonic says cant play it because mario says so. after that chief finds halo 3 in a tony hawks ride case.

[deidara799]

@deidara799 anyway after that chief tells sonic that mario wants to see him so after that chief plays halo 3 then mario and everybody else see chief playing halo 3 so mario gets mad then kicks chief out so arby and mario have a chat about something. then arby does something that makes mario mad mario locks him in a cupboard then mario decides to kill arby in chief. then he kick both toad and luigi out for not wanting to help so they find chief in a box. after toad and luigi tells chief that....

[deidara799]

@DeathIsMySalvation mario is going to kill arby then chief decides to go in the place and kill mario. mario puts sonic and arby in the microwave.then chief finds mario about to nuke arby n sonic chief fights with mario then they both fall and mario dies but arby and luigi and toad think chief and mario died so they wrap chief in newspaper dont know what they did with mario. after that chief wakes up and says they sold me out.

anyway sorry about all that. fucking 500 char limit. and thats it.

[DeathIsMySalvation]

@deidara799 Thanks, I really didn't wanna watch that bad part of Arby n' The Chief. It would make me think less of them.

[SgtTankDempsey]

@DeathIsMySalvation nothing happened it was total crap it was boring and the episodes where short

[Geekpuncher1]

@FulllOfThoughts -_-

[1212peek]

Ahhh... Interesting? Lol. it's iiight. :o ..

[XiiMpo]

3:40 , the funniest thing ive ever heard lol

[Senomar1231]

so, my plan of doing some coursework and then finishing my house on minecraft has once again been destroyed by arby and the chief. fuck it, its worth it

[sinisterskating]

*1:50

[sinisterskating]

chief actually said a sentence that was actually correct 2:02

[iamuriah]

how does teh arbitur sleep with cheif running around all night long 0_O I would be scared to death

[squirtle210]

what happend to aribiters helmet?

[Zaidon7]

@squirtle210 Watch the movie "Endgame".

[Split001Second]

@squirtle210 something happens to it like 1 or 2 episodes b4 LA

[e1finity]

I fucking hate it when people thumbs up fuckfaces who repeat what we just heard

[d3athf3st]

@e1finity Same here. I think people also overuse the comment: "Thumb up if you're watching this in 2012"

[TheBricksterable]

@e1finity Someone sounds like a Travis. lol

[yourmotherslover1056]

@e1finity would you rather them use an arrow to the knee joke or some other stupid meme, or comment about the people who disliked this, or make a beiber joke? no? then get the fuck over it

[e1finity]

@yourmotherslover1056 whoa, we got a badass here

[yourmotherslover1056]

@e1finity >.>

[Tsarbomb117]

4:22

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[RVBcaboose1000]

0:45

[Cheezeto]

Re-worded:

Arbiter:Have you tried sleep?

Chief: Out of the question.

Arbiter: Just a silly suggestion?

Cheif: Left a bad Impression.

Arbiter: Just mental congestion

Cheif: ~sad Facial expression~

[Breakout77j]

1234567894564561321856489121 beg juy arbie n thtee cheef kecks azz

[IRQuackZ]

@Breakout77j Every one will now bow their heads in silence, for grammar. 1400 - 2011. kid learn to grow up and type normal, master chief is fictional, your not master chief... your a fan boy. a sad, very sad fan boy. Read a book, or stop skipping language arts with your friends to jerk off in the rest room or something. no one likes you. Your typing was so hard to understand I had to put that shit in google translate. But for serious this serious is too mature for you

[IRQuackZ]

@IRQuackZ **Series

[supertoasteroftoast]

@IRQuackZ He was making a joke.

Also, Stop Trying so damn hard. "Bow their heads in silence for grammar" Was used in an ANTC episode. Stop trying to sound badass to a troll.

[drgiggles1012]

@supertoasteroftoast you aren't a troll if you have to tell someone you are.... >.>

[supertoasteroftoast]

@drgiggles1012 When did I say that I WAS the troll?

Because I didn't.

-Rollertoaster

[drgiggles1012]

@supertoasteroftoast >"stop trying to sound badass to a troll" the way you typed it makes it seem as if you were calling yourself a troll

[supertoasteroftoast]

@drgiggles1012 Oh whoops lol.

Sorry bout that mate

[scooglefish]

rvb vs arby n the cheif. oh god my head would explode from the choice.

[mtthwward1]

John...why do you have 3 PC screens?

[donogic]

This is my favorite season

[craigclay821]

This video went viral on Dakar

[firestar9911]

i'm gunna shove this disk up ur ass and twist it.

LOL best line ever from the arbitor xD

[eddp777]

2:35 Sony corporation lolololol

[rollerball987]

"lol im gona mutilate the shit outta this thing"

best thing ever XD

[FulllOfThoughts]

OUT OF THE QUESTION! Just a silly suggestion? Left a bad impression. A mental congestion. :( A sad facial expression.

[RyantheMan999]

@FulllOfThoughts A stupid comment? Like a block of cement. is that what he meant? his ideas are spent. well he put up a stupid comment because he's a loser

[MultiDarkFable]

listen closely to hear the Original Theme when chief is looking at the CD.

[MultiDarkFable]

sad facial expression =D

[irenebvg74]

1:49 sounds like they were rhyming

[Koolside71]

is it just me or did chief lose a leg at 1:49 ????

[famuzify]

"im gonna shove this disc up ur ass then twist it" XD

[SunnySaturnine]

@MCPlayer117 He cut it off in an earlier episode.

[L337LYC4N]

@SunnySaturnine what episode? I've seen every one up to this season and I don't remember seeing that...

[Lachman0102]

@L337LYC4N "Recon" so he could get the armour. I think it was "Recon" anyway

[L337LYC4N]

@Lachman0102 actually, I watched the second "movie" after I commented and it was during that.

[spambox29]

Ahhh...Nice to be back on this end of the foot.

[Demolishor27]

Soo....The thing about Mario and so on....does not have anything to do with the other seasons ?? Pls help :O

[MisanthropicMarxist]

Ok, Jon, you do great work, keep it up. That said, and I realize you are in no way responsible for this, if I get ambushed by another unnaturally high-volume ad featuring Lady Gaga, I'm going to do something pointlessly cruel to someone who is in no way related to any of this.

[MitchellJ540]

out of the question a silly suggestion left a bad impression just mental congestion SAD FACIAL EXPRESSION!

[ultraninjakid101]

as soon as arby explained how cds work i knew what was going to happenz :S

[X6R3AK7H3C0D3X]

wait a sec it says dissconected from xbl but it says game marketplace......how?

[Tempdoom]

WHAT THE FUUUUU----

[stigma2004]

they lose the helmet and his foot in the movie?????

[Omegadarkdrake]

remember when the episodes went anywhere from 3-10 minutes? now they are like 20-25 minutes

things go a long way dont they

[minimee232]

praise ms :)

[gjav413]

hoe come now each episode is shorter?! they used to be 10:00 minutes long...

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

@gjav413 The two seasons after this have long episodes once again.

[GamingLynol]

omfg he made a waiting for godo refrence ur amazing man

[KaRnAgE117G]

Thumbs up if you saw the disk said sony corp.

[sy237]

im gonna mutilate the shit out of this LOL

[knockaboutboy]

WELCOME BACK JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cannibalized08]

1:45 one of the best moments in the series.

[slotarox]

best season so far

[BigEvil134]

where is his foot!

[mixmaster095]

@BigEvil134 he cut it off to get recon in the 1st season

[SilentEmmet]

What was that about the ODST code? How did people get it?

[chris146992]

SKYRIM AD!!!

[darkmaster426]

4:25 Chiefs work :3

[darkmaster426]

1:49 - 1:56 EPIC WIN

[40088922]

w4it, i no arby n chief la wusn't feem3d bai j0n, buut reestart da seriez juzt dun make sen3!!!111!

[DeltaSpartan141]

@40088922 it isn't a restart, it is a continue to the series, saying that L.A. series never happened and Jon didn't moved to L.A.

[alessando97000]

out of teh questiun.

A silly suggestion?

Left a bad impression.

Just mental congestion.

:( (sad facial expression)

[sleepinguarddog]

anybody else notice master chief is missing a foot?

[Tredetor007]

@sleepinguarddog it was cut off in a video

[DeltaSpartan141]

@sleepinguarddog he cuted him off because he wanted his Recon armor back.

[halflifemasta]

but john, u are teh alien

[handmetheparachute]

what happened 2 arbiter's helmet???

[DeltaSpartan141]

@handmetheparachute see the 'Engame' movie.

[Therandomer9]

answer to LA : it was all a dream now fuck off bitching about it

[Infernorabbit97]

For those of you who are confused. LA was just a spinoff and has nothing to do with the original series storyline. All the events in ENDGAME happened except Chief and Arbiter never moved to Clairs apartment, they stayed with Jon.