George Lopez Stand Up Part 3

[CalixBay]

fuck those 13 putos!!!

[snakebug1]

ftp? free to play? nope F**K THAT PUTO!

[cesar1963able]

"mas puto squared" lmao

[baezrockstare2171]

FTP. Its to funny

[WakaBin0]

i allow you to live! hahaha

[tophatgirlJH]

13 people disliked... FTP

[nash613]

anyone else wish they could hang out with his grandma? lol

[DivaVirtual02]

No la chingues guey. Mas puto. LOL

[jgpbigred]

@BitterBigTuba

Hey asshole. 2 words for u

MAS PUTO!

[TheBookFanatics]

OMG the whole soccer and when you get out of the car sooo truuu xD

[shmidee717]

FTP!!!!!! i get it now fuck that pluto :D haha i love 3:56 - 4:26

[Wonderboy3722]

Im half latino raised in a white society and that mariachi music makes me so happy for some reason

[TheRogueWerewolf]

@Wonderboy3722 bro me too!!!

[wowwt]

@BitterBigTuba Damn we have a racist here!

[cmeeblkout]

@wowwt .....no shit....what the hell is wrong with you BitterBig watevea ur name is.....shut the hell up!!

[wowwt]

@cmeeblkout umadbro?

[superstarcity98]

Lol, same. Whenever anyone in my family does anything stupid that we know we werent supposed to do, couple seconds later you get a belt buckle to your ass xD

Haha I love George Lopez. Latino and proud! <3

[juegodelavida]

"I allow you to live" LMAO!

[xL3g3nd12igox]

"I CAN NEVER DO NATIN!" lol

[DragonoftheEastblu]

Immigrants, not just we latinos, do not sugar coat shit! I do something bad, my dad takes out a curria and then bam! White people need to wise up their kids.

[murederink]

mas puto! XD

[PWooky]

Brown people and Latino people we are the same man.

[jOhNWiLSoNTk]

13 White People Liked This.

[powerrangersrawsome]

masputo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!



[KED870]

My dad would of said HEY ESTIPIDIN PESCA LA PELOTA!! but george lopez way is still good!!

[Akacronaldo7]

Lmfao good night juice!!

[ryanngomez1]

VIVA LOS MEXICANOS PURO MICHOACANS

[totesredic]

My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Good Night Juice... heh

[Ladymanico]

@totesredic yeah you cant breaf

[norriskid19]

im portuguese .....and yet i can relate so much XD

[PrinJess30]

My parents did tell me that about allowance.

[cow681]

look i like george but he fu$& lieing about kids that like racist or ageist ? some ting like that we may have it a bit ezer but i lisen and i not spolte or someting but if u want to know someone that cant last a day is a rich kids know thats just true look im not mad im just saying P S AROZNOENA FUCK THOES PUTOS -3 la raza

[AudreysVlog]

@cow681 this is just so beautiful.

[XRedmonkey8X]

@cow681 ... Spelling are hard??

[theLEGENDARYoneTC]

lmao when he does that little kid face when he's mad

[shavlloyd12]

O MY GAWD MY SONG LOLOLOL

[13mrcrook]

VIVA LA RAZA PUTOS JAJAJAJA

[13Gangland]

fuck those 12 putas!!!

[diablo613]

12 peeps are straight up Mas Putos!!!

[SakuraHaruno824]

My childhood is like they used to be. My Ned time story was, "there's a creepy old man downstairs who slowly cooks and eats children who refuse to sleep. Goodnight." thanks abuelito.

[sivlermain]

HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKEN KING BITCH

[lokote420]

there isnt a comedian out there dat doenst bring up another race and make jokes about it.. im mexican, i like all black, white, brown, asian comedians,,, there is nothing racist in tellin jokes..

[Puertoricandrummer13]

Mariachi music= FTP

[mojoman895021]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahhh that is great

[seeker21008]

hes the only stand up comedian i actually laugh

[starrocket666]

I love george lopez.Someone should upload the tall,dark,and chicano.It use to be on youtube but I cant find it anymore.That shit is funny as hell to.George lopez is Genius.Thanx to whoever put this up here.

[MegaMindfreak101]

@starrocket666 this is tall, dark, and chicano

[crazyfelipe1]

george lopez is the shit

[crazyfelipe1]

george lopez is the shit

[crazyfelipe1]

george lopez is the shit



[crazyfelipe1]

george lopez is the shit

[ThunderX19]

YOU WANT YOUR ALLOWANCE, MIA CABRON, I ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!!

[jonathan11378]

It'd be flashing * Im a puto Im a puto Im a puto * LMAO priceless!

[miasaki666]

XDD the flies bit... thas awesome.

back when I was 7 or so, and at my mom's business, i found a job that was both entertaining and benificial to the farm. that's right. running around with a makeshift swatting slamming flies to bits.

If I was catching butterflies I'd feed them to my pet spider. XDDDDDD

[xXG10Xx1]

11 ppl are MASPUTOS xD

[CrazyJodice]

can i have my allowence? I allow you to live no get outa here b'fore i kill you! EPIC

[frannniann]

0:33 is the best!!

[miguelhidalgo123]

@Nameikuseyin fuck you pendejo theres jobs over here too so why didnt you stay

[DaComebakKid]

11 ppl couldnt go to sleep.

[97sarahrose]

he is so fuckin funny LOL I LUV HIM

[chris53rea1]

I need some goodnight juice...

[Isaku23]

mas puto squared!

[BTFUNDERGROUND]

eh vato u should of go to da party 3 ppl got shot!! fuk i should of gone!! jajajajajajjaja

[BTFUNDERGROUND]

come on bisky he doesnt understand!! jajajajajajaajjaaj mas putoo!!

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

@BTFUNDERGROUND Its biscuit not bisky.

[BTFUNDERGROUND]

@SnlpErlsNaStY ooh jajaja is da same SHEH!! jaja

[MyPopcorn1106]

this is so wrong, so stereotypical. 

[Quart]

This make me miss my staff at mcdonalds..

[RwBguardian]

"I agree the kids of TODAY would not last five mins as  children of OUR generation. The may make it 2-3 mins but grow up to 18+ NO WAY!"

[2crazyferu]

And if u have a Bluetooth might as well shove another In ur ass

[caracortada3123]

I'm From Los Angeles Bitch jajaja

[icykid96]

you spin me right round, like a record right round LMFAO

[TheChika303]

FUCKING SHIT!! ajajaja

[Ayame837]

OMG my song!!

[BlackDeath415]

i have never ever gotten an allowence u have to go get a job to get money

[ElTopo951]

32 people have a dog named Bisquit

[cutie3638]

wow i used 2 kill flies 4 fun 2......they just so damn annoyin & disgusting & im only 18 now lmao. im black but i can relate to 90% of what he says when he speaks about growing up. love this dude

[louisvuitton909]

OMG!! im white n i remeber growin up this way im 19 now n my mother still says ima take out d tylenol to my brother n she also says as soon as we get outta d car not to even think about asking for ne thing hahaha memories :D

[CUTEpandaDancing]

dat happened today to my twin sister "mom i'm bored" she runs upstairs away from da cinto

[iloveJESUSalot100]

i love benadril

[boricua8581]

jajajajaajajajajajajajajaja, mas puto!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DanteDevil2727]

Hahahaha. Im black and i still get all these jokes!! haha. this shit is funny

[YoungBlackk101]

U spin me right round baby oh my god my song!!!!!! LMAO

[DreamEyes87]

funny as hell

[VampireDoll1012]

"Come on biscuit, he doesn't understand" Epic win!

[cristian12359]

this niggga is funny as shyt

[twistedroots666]

He's right.. sometimes i hear white people music and i am ashamed to be half white. lucky for me, i am also Latina which makes it okay.

[klasomentas]

@twistedroots666 well I like country rock and some folk songs.If you consider 80's pop as white music then don't listen to MJ or Orange Jones.Plus,I think Culture Club's drummer was black.This joke was farfetched.

[sai195]

my parents are exactly like that ! old school hahahah i also never had an allowance :)

[ocean514]

"Want me to go get the goodnight juice?!" HAAAAAAAAAhahaha!

[neemsay22]

im not even latino (im pakistani) and i LOVE this haha i get all the jokes!!

[sungod702]

"Want me to go get the good night juice..." HAHAHAHA!!

[JTJV2]

this is the most racist fucking video ever fuck george lopez. he's a fucking bitch.

[70cjlovesalisa]

mas puto!! lol

[Rawrdanqer534]

Yu WantYur Allowance Miraa Cabronee iAllow You To Live !!! iLovee Georqee He Makees Me PROUD TO BE FCKKN MEXICANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fetalanie]

Hahaha "it'll be flashing..Ima puto Ima puto" hahah

[CaliLove27]

haha so funny. u white people dont know how to take a joke. all u guys do is whine, if u dont like it dont watch it. no one wants to see ur whining.

[loganfrazier]

@CaliLove27 I'm white n this dudes like my FAV stand up comedian next to Dave Chappelle N Nick Swardson. It sucks being white b/c most ppl who aren't white think all white's are the same. Fuck THAT. BTW, some of my FAVORITE jokes are when they make fun of white ppl, espcially GL's jokes n Dave Chappelles.

[shsnrod17]

@loganfrazier MY brotha im mexican and my hommies are all different i have like 5 white hommies a couple black friends and a fuck load of mexican niggas haha just letting you know your better of with the brothers then alone.My brotha :]

[petar1shuwack]

MAS PUTO!!!!!!!! LOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[rahagbab]

dude! right round is by black guy, get your facts straight

[BigDoots18]

not the original song....douchebag..

[Peyton22James]

im not latina..but "house-cleaning" music is sooooo real! my mother puts on her traditional serbian music and i automatically know its time to vaccuum :P

[mannyR2315]

LMFAO!!! He clowns white people!! but who doesn't?? LOL...."You spin me right round round like a record baby".. MAS PUTO!!!

[TheSconas]

people with starbucks, blutooth, and the ipod on are fucking RETARDED.

[MJFG100]

@TheSconas I have an ipod! :(

[LikMyFace]

what is he saying only white men are gay? thats fucking ridiculous. if you curb ur dog thats GAY! wth? wtf is with the starbucks shit. fucking ignorant

[LikMyFace]

thumbs down Lopez you who like to think you are smart and are doing a great job not defending English only america "negativity drives the culture" you right you are supporting that shit. you should know the LGBT is filled with many people from many ethnicities. That INCLUDES MEXICANS! you need to re think your stand up or not say anything at all. I love the shit you say when it is not negative to any group. but this is not funny. Mas puto!? what the fuck is this shit. I say to you FTP!

[avhuaman]

this is so true. lol latinos parents tend to be very veery demanding on their kids. lol

when i graduted from high school i saw most white kids getting gifts and party . i told my mom about doing something lik dat she said that graduating is not something i should be reward of cus dats something im suppose to do. lol meani mom !

[ByAnyMeansNeccesary]

@avhuaman your mom sounds like a dumb bitch

[JulieRebu07]

jaja that is so my tia with my cousin hes a football player and shes always screaming at him from the bleachers its so funny

[Frosty539018]

Badass mofo. Funny as hell

[resist0224]

''YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECOED BABY'' mAS Puto.. ''eY OPEN YOUR FUKN EYES'' or ''IM BORED''. SLAP or wat about '' i want an allowance, you want chur allowance, mira cabron a allow you to live. LMAO

[nsr0802]

he makes the best faces

[ProCorona]

he is great

[haiemye]

lol look at that guy over there

shit

it will be flashing im a puto im a puto

[Classicrow]

I can never do NOTHING in this house!

[VoDLiquid]

8:10 - 8:45 most epic 35 seconds EVAR!! ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL! good night juice! lol

[vianeythevampire]

hhaha benadryl my mother used nyquil to get us to go to sleep lol he should talk about how some mexicans use their kids to sneak things in or out lol

[Linksbrother32]

MAS PUTO!! Might as well be walking around with a dick in your mouth. LOL!!

[MsYoursweet666]

7:43-7:53 is fucking hilarious

[921and]

MAS PUTO!! XD

[HighSchoolGirl456]

I'm half mexican and I grew up in Texas, funny thing is, that shit is totaly true! Don't fuck with grandma.

[MrNavypack]

he the shit

[TheRogueWerewolf]

The penitrill shit is hilaious.

[losyl4ever]

hahahahaha this makes me laugh so much cause he pretty much describes my life xDDDDD

[Frenfir]

Grandma: "I allow you to live"...

Holy crap...that's freaking hilarious!

Jajajajajajaja! Este maje si que es le mejor de todos xD

[elrockerchido]

ooooohhhhhhh pense que dijo "I allow you to leave" hahah

[xXxWonderRosexXx]

LOL George lopez alway speaks the truth :)

[andycupcake]

MAAAS PUTTOOO :)

[loltalker667]

MAS PUTO

[SeXXXiDiana16]

Mas puto square!!! :D

[famous44]

Wow, lots of racist beaners who love Lopez, I wonder why.

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

@famous44 FYP u callin me racist??u calling urself racist for callin us beaner fuckin gringo u think u all good cuz u white o q pedo?? man without the mexicans u wouldnt have ur crops its enbetween us and blacks cuz u gringos wont do it

[PrepDogg]

@famous44 fuck you

[mexicangirl95]

@famous44 ohhh danq . look who's talkinq about racist :]

[Durresaku8]

Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!

[TheDrunkenCamel]

lol i used to kill flys too lol we had hella and id chase them witha dust pan tho cuz 1 smack and they die lol.

[gryffindorgardian]

XD LOl MAS PUTO!

[audios100]

i can never do nothing in this house....

[daniellenicole131]

do you want me to get the goodnight juice?

[saexhyung]

what do u think the dog is think "motherfucker i didn't know u wanted it"

[sramirz]

guest who was here first us the mexicans bitch fuck the white ftp MAS PUTO...

[GordonRamsayFan]

lmao us Native americans were here b4 you... vikings romed b4 us... let's get real here. LOPEZ4PRES!

[Ps3Samurai]

Man, the sports part is fucking hilarious cause its so true!!!  specially in little league baseball games XD " Hey! Open Your Fucking Eyes! "

[SPANISHFLY1]

MAS PUTO!!!!!

[LadiesMan691000]

George rocks!

[BonIsMyLife]

mas puto!!!!

[LUH506]

:DDD fuckin badass!! :))

viva la raza!!!

[Nameikuseyin]

all the people saying mexico is hell.. fuck u putos. im mexican i was raised ther so fuck all of u muthafukers. try living one day the way a mexican lives it. all u pussys would die. VIVA LA RAZA!!!!

[joshco22]

@Nameikuseyin if you like it so much then go back. why are you here if its SOOOO great over there. thats dumb.

[Nameikuseyin]

i was in the us visiting family u idiot. originaly i live in mexico. and yes it is great over here. the us is a piece of shit country who thinks theyre better then everyother country in the world. and alot of people can agree with me on that

[ashrice13]

@Nameikuseyin You're totally right, I may not be Mexican, but people shldn't be saying stuff if they've never even been there!!! 

[DefLeppardRulez]

can never do nothing!!

[LUDED100]

viva mi raza putos

[DefLeppardRulez]

can never do nothin in this house!

[TheYaWooProductions]

Mas Puto

[mamafaker50]

have u even lived in mexico? the goverment is soo corupt over there the god dam police even try to kill u for no reason.mexico is independant. america is heaven and mexico is hell to the second power.