Ascend

[JLJshads]

Trickster,Trickster,Trickster,­Trickster,-- *vid ends* Awww D:

[FuegoZorro7]

Is the audio from the actual show? Holy shit..

[TheInfinitePower007]

You must be, related to Jesus or something.

[theguycalledchris]

I absolutely lost it at Rose as Piccolo

[222iluvmusic]

Oh this video was sexy

[TheAmberFang]

I always lose it at Dutton no matter how many times I watch this

[mewichigo64]

the new canon voice for cal and karkat

[TheInfinitePower007]

I have been Obsessed with both DBZ and Homestuck. And I have NEVER seen anything as amazing as what I just witnessed. Headcanon everyone. Even Rose.

[dc1534]

you just summed up 32 episodes of dragon ball Z in 2 minutes and 13 seconds.

[silverheart61]

Um did they like fill pails at the end cause karcandy had the WTF face at the end....

[S3n4torL3monsnout]

asdfghjfghgtyhbvfgftyujjmn b

[BigTysHouseOfTech]

Yes.

Hell Yes.

Hell. Fucking. YES!

[nono1944]

HOW DO I OXYGEN

[Cranyx]

Headcanon Rose



[YuumaiKalmo]

THIS!

IS!

STUPID!

[Shomononosh]

This is so epic.

[destructiondragon360]

This is complete EPIC

[SuperZergMan]

And then he got stabbed in the back.

[zelos12511]

Woah John Got Tiger!

[MISTtumbles]

This makes sense with the ascending into second Got Tier updates.

Shit.

[stealth256]

New Rose headcanon

[Aeternal777]

Lol. Grimdark Rose is Piccolo. My day is complete.

[kittylunamewmew]

bUT,,,wHY?

[imsostupidyay]

I had a hard time swallowing my TaB.

[BeaverFallacy]

rose omg

[uhpoopuhhhhh]

headcanon grimdark rose voice

[Pastry4prez]

What am I watching? Whatever it is, it has ascended above a regular Youtube video.

[Featherpool2]

This Is Somewhat Disturbing.

[Beriorn]

CG wasn't being amazed. He was just charing up the biggest BITCH PLEASE in the universe, because as Karkarot he can go Super Trollyan 69.

[RetroLuv04]

lmao rose.

[xCinderDragonx]

john, stop that your drunk

[TheHomestuck]

Steroid John makes me think of my dad...Except my dad is Filipino, and a bald spot

[lightningthehamster]

...Take my money.

[ariesfairies]

Today is 1 year since John's ascension to god tier. happy anniversary to your Ascension john :D

[PKRockin7]

I, I, I, I died. That was fucking hilarious

[TakeV]

This is the best thing.

[VoiceofCthulhu]

What about the lab coat?!

[utmostburrito]

the dutton made this video

[doombringer500]

Canon.

[Owen7Miller]

MANGRIT AT EMBARRASSING LEVELS

[melodyandwrath]

You thought this was a joke. And then it actually happened. Look at the update for 12/10/11. The NEXT god tier.

[OriginalLemming]

@melodyandwrath ...Oh my god you're right.

[EmperorVagak]

That is quite the mangrit he's got there.

[martyrlz]

I have no idea what I just watched, but I think it gave me a boner.

[kymyit88]

omg XDD

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Holy Jegus I think I died of oxygen starvation

ribbit ._.

[Beriorn]

He's unreal alright.

UNREAL HEIR.

[xCinderDragonx]

john, stop it, your drunk.

[NekiiFTW]

GODDAMIT HUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEE~

[shihtzued]

THIS. IS. STUUPPPIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Sorrelshift]

It's so beautiful I cried a rainbow.

[FanNotFangirl]

...You should probably just ban yourself from the internet now.

[AirBorneStudios300]

No flinestones vitamins are safe around him.

[Legendarykew]

This... is the most amazing thing ever.

[razorknight92]

THIS IS SO BAD IT'S GOOD.

[FaurenLaust]

Homestuck really should have ended after the Frieza saga.

[xiggylover33]

lmao!! i love how karkats jaw just sllllooowwwwlllyyyy goes down ad he has a WTF look on his face! lmao priceless!

[TheMiniShottty931]

did he rape bec-noir?

[javsda]

I REGRET NOTHING!!! 

[zapheil]

I liked the part where he was yelling.

[Zeecatman]

What oh god why was this even made

[WhiteLycanXII]

THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY

[supercola3405]

OMG! Now whenever I read Homestuck I will hear the voice Rose had in this video.

[AtomicDonut22]

Hey, you know BecNoir?

What if it was... Shrek Noir...

[Noddles404]

the dutton is strong with this one

[w33jonnybhoy]

dbz

[Cravert477]

I love Rose's manly voice XD

[KittennPajamas]

HIS MOUTH

[erikafoshizzle]

Oh God I lost it at 1:27 XD

[thecoloradanempire]

Well. That was certainly a thing.

[Kawaiigirl06]

I told you about stairs bro.

[tarix1234]

... I don't get it...

[UberCatProductions]

Roses voice. It is now canon... Forever.

[Bloomingxsmile]

ITS TIME TO ASCEND JOHN!

[coolthing21]

IT'S OVER 413,000!!!!

[AkatsukiCerberus]

Completely lost my shit at Karkat.... His mouth opening so wide xD And all the noise and commotion in the background! xDDDD Crying.... Crying...

[Estonsa]

My face at 1:00

* I am so amazed I am forced to look like shit *

THIS IS AMAZING.

[BrettMKII]

Lost my SHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVING CREAM at 1:42

[jasenYAM1039]

john finaly got abs

[shrivak]

wut.

[Kang5030]

Hella Jeff headcanon acquired.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP

[CollinxThexHuman]

1:02

galo sengan.

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

[noideausernamename]

i think i found my headcanon grimdark rose

[soulreaperpower]

his true strongest self would be Nicolas Cage. X3

[DantonTheWerewolf]

Goku's guy is now officially John's Official Voice.

[Kairukurumi]

@DantonTheWerewolf Sean Schemmel

[Kairukurumi]

@DantonTheWerewolf Who also played Lucario

[DeathMachineDAS]

mfw Karkat's face.

[XShadowproductionsX]

0mG

[SuperNateclark]

oh fucking god when rose spoke......i cant breath.... WHAT IS AIR

[ffjfvfhu]

you have no idea the ammount of godtier that is john.

[KarhsXII]

And that's how Equestria was made!

[onthespoke2]

@KarhsXII YOUR POST IS COMICAL TO ME BECAUSE I AM ALSO AWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF PONIES.

[ZombieMika]

@KarhsXII 

[KittennPajamas]

I'm crying

I had to pause the video to laugh my ass off

now I'm crying

X'D

karkat's MOUTH omg

[1nS0vietRussia]

acend within an accend, its an acendtion

[TheDerpEffect]

headcanon grimdark rose is headcanon

[RockLeesHime91]

oh my god

/dead

i seriously can't breathe fuck life.

[Kakashifan20]

headcanon rose voice

for realz

[MurakuTheWolf]

Oh

Oh Gog

What the fuck

I can't

I can't breathe

Help

[TDLBallistic]

4 teeth? NO

[maddielue28]

tags: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[woowoo678]

He should have done the windy thing.

[darkraichu55]

...the fuck am I watching?

[Thedude3446]

this is my rose headcanon voice.

[cuideag]

ROSE <3

[SeizingTheLight]

homestuck is forever quality. 

[phase866]

I completely lost it at Rose. I'm so glad nobody's in this hotel room to hear me right now.

I can't bro. I just can't.

[Harajuku7Uchia]

Its over 9000!!!! DX

[anineangellover01]

Omg.. Karkat at the end made my laugh so hard I cryed XD!

[MarshmallowMenace101]

It's John on roids

[mayamayagirl]

oh my god... XD

[AltiasNom]

I laughed so hard man.

-claps-

[Jesscookie1]

I... I...

pppfffftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOG

OH DEAR GOG THAT IS SO

PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAAA

[whalewithay]

no joke, i actually had an involuntary eye twitch

[NinjaPeoplez]

...WAT.

[Haleo88]

by 0:06 i had shed a tear

[Eeldium]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dutton is what sells this.

[EverythingEverr]

xD rooose xD

[paranoidude]

BEST HOMESTUCK FAN VIDEO I HAVE SEEN.

[HetaliaNorway]

ROSE...

[kanamekuranfangirl]

this scares me....

[Highstar25]

Fraymotif: >9000^>9000!

[Ezigiph]

This is horrifying to watch if you've been eating candy for the past five hours....

[Spottedfire25]

The jaw . . . oh meh gosh, the jaw! eAe;;;

[STR9NGESTxLUNATIC]

HEADCANON ROSE VOICE. FOREVER.

[IwaReject]

Oh Jegus. Rose's voice. xDDDDD

[TheToginator]

This needs updated to correspond with current events.

[Izon22]

this video is fake as john did not turn into Zillyhoo.

[PhaethonSmoofRiviera]

PICCOLO ROSE.

[maplelovessyrup]

Oh Gog the stairs!

[VickyDaWolf]

D---> He's so... STRONG

I need a towel

[TheJigglypoo]

@VickyDaWolf :33 < It's... its... OFUR NYANTHOUSAND

[RipcordZero]

AHAHA just how HIGH does his

POWER LEVEL have to BE????

[DanceCixiDance]

@RipcordZero I hope to see your comment reach over 9,000 thumbs-up.

[carlitafo]

@RipcordZero OVER 9000!!!

[2Dtube1]

@RipcordZero It will go beyond numbers. Only words can explain this power.

Nicolas Cage.

[TheToginator]

The only thing that bugged me was making Cal Majin Buu instead of Jack. Otherwise, great job!

[BlockisticStudios]

My god, this animation style is terrifying.

[NJP695]

Because you cant see it, It looks/sounds like Karkat is watching hardcore gay pron. D|

[Lunchbert]

The only thing left two do is watch that ass whole fall

[NCHammer326]

Shit. Let's be super saiyan.

[Shallthechao1]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[9753matt]

When I saw Dutton's face appearing as John's inner beast, I seriously flipped my shit in the awesomeness. The sweet, ironic, awesomeness.

[kondorem]

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

[kevgamer1992]

The lesson behind this. screaming like you have explosive diarhea.... makes you stronger

[diskincluded]

@kevgamer1992 It does, actually. Gotta have good abdomen muscles to get a scream like that :P

[Shellwhite]

SW33T J3GUS!

[Shenkkazoo]

This is easily one of the strangest things I have ever watched.

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

OH GOG I HAVE NOT SToppED LAUGHING i CAnnaOT even TYPE CCORRECTLY OH GOG OH GoG haHAHAHAhaHAhAHHAahahAHDUAO F kfsdkogfgf///

[medaknight4]

This...this is the power of the Dutton.

[RealGeebs]

this is my favorite video on youtube

[xAnimeLuvx]

i just lost my shit when his clothes ripped

[Zeralith]

oh wow that Rose.

[IronianKnight]

The last three characters of this video's url is AWE. How appropriate is that?

[OriginalLemming]

I.. I don't even.

I like this but I can't even rationalize at this point.

[NoobOfLore]

Krillin=Karkat.

Headcanon established.

[aDIOStOREAD0R]

aND HUMANS STILL NEVER STOP CONFUSING ME,

[TGturntechGodhead]

i loled

[Humanistical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[waterme1onman]

This is wonderful and you are wonderful

[Phanbot01]

So weird, I'm in the corner of my room wimpering "Make it stop mommy, make it go away..."

[OmnipotentBagel]

@KrystalChan13: Yeah, it dawned on me after posting that someone must have bought the adspace. Turns out it was SE++ poster BlueBlue, who is a true freakin' hero. Shame he couldn't keep it up there longer, but I imagine it must have been getting awfully expensive.

[alek21496]

I am very happy that this exists.

[WhenBoredI]

I TOLD you about stairs bro!

[Inyl0Chilar]

DBZ? In my Homestuck? It's more likely than you think.

[9753matt]

@Inyl0Chilar Equius's god tier is a super saiyan. He just can't resist the STRONGness.

[Gadoink1]

I wept at the sheer beauty.

[psycodude565]

All of the Mangrit. All of it.

[Cherrybloodsyrup]

Fantastic.

Masterpiece.

All words I would use to describe your work.

9.7/10

[Ganado]

10/10

Legendary.

[arceuspokemon123]

Descend

[toastedCarapace]

Sneak peak of Kawaii Bro and Animu jeff?

[deathscytheduo2]

lmfao... this is indeed the best use of money I have ever seen