Madea Goes To Jail

[SuperDivagirl12345]

LOL too funny

[jjw4891]

@micahaelalaciee lmmfao 

[MzSherice]

see you in 5 years

[ERICINMYPOCKET]

Do anybdy knw where you can download the stage play at. It seems not to be up anywhere

[undertakerlover01]

IF U TEACH A MAN HOW TO FISH......THE MAN WHO SELL BOATS WILL BE BLESSED HAHAHAHAHAHA HELL IDK CALL TOMMY!!!!!!! HAHAHA LOOK I GT A BIKE AN SOME OLD NEWSPAPER IN THE GARAGE GO GET IT AN IN 5 YEARS COME BCK AN TELL ME WAT U COME UP WIT HAHAHA HILARIOUS

[j5lover32543]

obviously she have not learned from madea game tear that ass up

[ExcIusiveChick]

15 bruises if you count the ones on her ankles (:

[SuperSky12345678]

THIS MAN SMELL LIKE KEN-TAEE OIL!!!

[MsCutie308]

if only madea wasnt tyler perry and just a real person

[princessrocroyal]

i hav the answer 2 madea's math problem it equals 2 many 2 count and 10 in places idk



[BoyNintendo360]

@BoyNintendo360

[lAEEMONtANA]

Please Follow @LmmfaoDOPE

#TeamFOLLOWBACK

[destinymukes1]

2:17 hilarious !

[milesandemilyrock]

am i the only one who tried to do the problem

[sabrina4657]

@milesandemilyrock no

[blksung]

"That aint no Jonesy Jonesy. Hell I know Jonesy Jonesy......." That happens to be my favorite line out of ALL the plays and/or movies.

[shellysexyful]

she is so funny haha she is so bad she got a attitude probleme and she is crazy about sayin and is makin a probleme with tonies attitude and her problemes if she rolled her eyes then madea was goin to pop them out

[DarkLordofHistory]

Kent-a ole! LMAO!!!

[510131lilmama]

This is the funnest stuff ever.

[LStokes1000]

Hilarious!

[LStokes1000]

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[NJDominicana246]

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[TheRob1193]

he drops 25

[MGVCRAZE]

thumbs if you skipped the advertisement

[ThePopjoy]

madea i love you are the best in the world madea will you be my mom

[windows4216]

Madea : I told yo moma to let you ride that lil bus to school She say my baby aint gettin on no lil bus well hell tell him its a S.U.V. he kneed to be on a lil bus

[34oneshot]

HOW OLD WAS HE............28..............­LOL

[34oneshot]

ELLA (SNIFF) EMMMH

[RhonetteBuntyn]

that aint no johnson johnson i kno johnson johnson wen i smell johnson johnson...LOL!!!! too funny!!

[sevda223]

omg that is so mean

[Trustworthyalma]

Lmao, I love Madea

[MichaelaLaciee]

"That Aint NO Johnson && Johnson , i Know Johnson && Johnson When I Smell Johnson && Johnson ". Lls .

[thickjai18]

22 people tried to call tommy lol

[chowder707]

I don't know the answer to that.

[niannawatson97]

i told ya mama to let you ride that little bus to school.....lol

[ashleydm0916]

"That ain't no Johnson&Johnson. Hell I know Johnson&Johnson that ain't no Johnson&Johnson."

LMFAO!

[Peaches031190]

sunny is sooooo dumb, nate took ur son the hospital, what the hell was nate doin there in the first place?????? this man smell like kente oil, ur wife's clothes and sheets smell like kente oil......sunny seriously needs a brain lmaooooooo

[mtaylor691]

22 people found out the answer to madea's math problem

[oninonlecalhoun]

2nd larinthia.. lmbo

[epichotdog26]

i would use toyoda tec to make the preiys less gay

[MrEleventy2]

call Tommy hunny I dont know...lol

[lilic1315]

Sonny, if Little Tommy.....

[hooters1324]

Toni: Well Madea: U better call tommy cuz i don't no

[10TDF]

@calebc1985 Madea Goes to Jail

[kitkatamidget]

dat aint no jownson jownson lmaooo

[queenofire11]

i did the math for madeas problem.. it woukd be 15 bruises, if she doesnt hit her after the stairs part... but if she does then no math can solve that lol

[Fantasic4life]

dea she didn't roll...oh cause i was finna pull out i was finna snatch both of them out and say this is what it look like when you roll ya eyes...lolz!!!

[thomasstephanie5860]

give me the book before u lose ur tongue lol

[TheBomm78]

WOW fkn nigga moment

[layah2sexc]

haha thats how I been when im doing math

[Fantasic4life]

give me the book before ya loose ya tongue...call tommy honey hell i dnt know lolz

[smandy101]

madea told toni to go upstairs

13 stairs

and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework

toni said she aint doin it and sat back down on the sofa and folded two of her arms and rolled two of her eyes

madea grabbed toni by two of her ankles n dragged her up the stairs hittin her head on every step

how many bruises will lil toni have

by the time she get to the emergency room at grady hostpital?

[raz066]

that ant no jonson jonson...in no jonson jonson when i smell jonson jonson..

[323nikka]

L.M.A.O O.M.G

[maniNtreysongz13]

Madea, i dont want to know the answer to dhat. Madea: well get the hell upstairs lol

[SexxyChynaD]

madea its probaly my babyoil! that aint no johnson johnson i know johnson johnson when i smell johnson johnson

[melissah666]

since i have no life and actually wanted to figure out this problem i got the answer...its 304,543.2 newspapers lol

[MOL113]

@melissah666 lol yea i got that too.. and the 5 days a week is 507,572 newspapers lol

[momokill99]

lolz hahahaha madea stupid

[timindahouse2195]

haha tell him its a suv he need to be on the lil bus

[shottta48]

toni doing doin work wit out a pencil

[louisa969]

THAT AINT NO JOHNSONS johnson i knw johnson johnson wen i smell some johnson johnson LOOL CLASSIC

[MsGoodeGirl1]

Madea say Call Tommy Because She Don't Know !!!! Lmao !!!1

[jezebel324]

Does anybody know what the answer was?

[melissah666]

@jezebel324 yupp...i actually figured it out since i have no life lol

[Jeareader]

sonny is sooo slow!

[janne55]

60 minutes!

[lonbra2012]

would be nice to have a neighbour like Ella

[jpage813]

Can I have Nate for Christmas??? lol

[TheJumpnQueen]

"Sonny, your wifes clothes and sheets smell like Kintuh oil...That man smell like Kintuh oil...There nobody at the house but them two when the baby got in the tub and covered his head and almost drowned in the tub...Sonny, what you get when you put all that together? *clueless Sonny* Sonny if little Tommy...... Vanessa, tell your husband that you sleepin with this man.." LOL that part ALLWAYS makes me laugh XD

[kejere1]

" the bible say in sacalarenthea: 39th chapter 27..42 verse if you teach a man how to fish....the man who sell boats will be happy" omg best part

[ThisAintTheHookUp]

22 people don't know what comedy is.

[pimptothecore2009]

ahahahaahahah he was 28 wearin a diper n a helment n ah some cereal wit no milk Hhahhahahhahahaahahha

[mzkayla10]

qimmie daa book b4 yuu loose daa tonquee .!

[VA03]

Give me the book before you lose your tongue

[babyboriqua97]

HOW MANY BRUISES WILL LITTLE TTONI HAVE LOL HAHAHAH ILY MABEL SIMMONS LOL

[cecile151]

johnson johnson part wazs so funee lmao!

[drummerhustla087]

FUCK TWITTER!

[biggpoppalarge]

lol that was so funny

[mzdream21]

madea is hilarious

[leveall56]

listen sonny i told your mamma let you ride that little bus to school she said my baby ain't getting on no little bus well hell tell him its a suv he need to be on a little bus i knew something was wrong with him i use to go over there to there house he be standing at the screen door with a helmet on a diaper cowbow boots eating captain crunch out of the bowl with no milk. Madea i old was he 28

[IAmJadJr]

I CANT BREATHE!!

ITS SO FUNNY!!

[twiikimchi]

"*sniff* Mm-hm." XD

[heyhey613]

LOVE IT

[lovely2mi]

follow @starreena & @dvonmarks on twitter!!!!

[kermit149]

It's a clear day, Sonny. Land!

[tashabag]

my fav part is at 3:02 its so funnie ths wat ur eyes look like lol!

[lezgirlste]

"That ain't no Johnson & Johnson, I know Johnson & Johnson when I smell Johnson & Johnson!"

[AshleePaul]

she is crazy but i love her

[mrleo8694]

Vanessa, ya clocthes and sheets smell like "Kintuh Oil".

THAT man over there smell like "Kintuh" Oil"

[sonettad]

"call tommy honey hell i dnt kno"

lma0 .

[Spamy790]

how many bruses will Toni havbe by da tyme she get to the hospital

hahaha

i luv her!!!!

[kaleb55795]

@Spamy790 johnson johnson baby oil kentae oil

[Spamy790]

HAHAH

calll tommy hunnie i i dont

[babythuglocc74]

dat girl looks young but she really 23 madea craccs me up mayne I love all the play and movies

[kety199]

if little tommy :D

[citilink0836]

if she got a OLD bike it will take more dan a year

[jennayypaull03]

LMAO.

"she roll her eyes at me?"

"uhm umm" .."dea she didn't roll em" jus the way she said it.

& that kinte oil part ..jus everything about this video is halarious.

[totallycliquegirlz73]

she messin with da wrong person now

[DivaSlim7]

oh Sonny, its a clear day...land...hahahahaha

[TheDestiny55]

that anit no jonshon jonshon i know jonshon jonshon cuz that anit no jonshon jonshon

[bigsexy123100]

i love the way ella laughs at 1:15-1:18

[0honey0U]

sonny

your wife clothes and sheets smell like kinte oil

that dude over there smell like kinte oil

[jobhunt11]

@0honey0U Well that's one way to figure it out. Good deductive reasoning, Madea! LOL!

[filipinofear13]

dumb as hell but fine as heaven can i get some a witness no but you can get some shitness

[storres1992]

that aint no johnson, johnson hell... i know johnson, johnson when i smell johnson, johnson... omg that still makes me laugh everytime... made/tyler perry is sooooooooo funny!=]

[crazychicka16]

second lorthina lmao

[FPSxDante]

Their just Acting, calm down.

[silverstrs5]

was that question even solveable? i mean the tommy and the newspaper one not the bruises one because we all know the answer to that one which is get your ass upstairs if ya wanna live! LOL! and where is that in the bible?

[citilink0836]

i tried that idk

[Drtysmith]

Yes, it's solvable. Tommy working 5 days a week delivers: 42,570 newspapers. If he only worked 3 days a week he delivers: 25,542 newspapers. So Tommy delivers 17,028 more newspapers working 5 days a week. (Always wanted to sit down and solve it lol)

[silverstrs5]

Oh Ty! Im so going to see if my teacher can solve it to give him a hard time!

[Drtysmith]

Well, I hope your teacher didn't give you these answers cause I messed up! Someone told me there were 72 wks in a yr. but there are only 52, so that changes things. The correct answers are: 5 days-120,646.43 newspapers

3 days- 72,387.86 newspapers difference- 48,258.57 newspapers. Sorry I screwed up the first time.

[DXAB91]

u have way too much time on your hands buddy

[Drtysmith]

Haha perhaps, but it only took.5 minutes at max (with a calculator).

[lilcharmedone116]

@Drtysmith so weit wast the real answer then lol

[MOL113]

@Drtysmith 5 days is 507,572 and 3 days is 304,543.2 differewnce is 203,028

equation for 3 days is (((3days)(52 weeks)(5 years))/(.25 miles))(22.7 newspapers)

=D

[0603022362]

wtf.....good for you i could have never figured it out

[MichaelSexiJackson]

damn.. i couldnt get thta for shyt i dont like math i was gonna ask Tommy!!!

[MichaelSexiJackson]

madea knows her johnson jonhson LOL

[citilink0836]

madea told tony to go up stairs 13 stairs and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. tony said she aint doing it and sat back on the sofa and folded two of her arms and rolled to of her eyes.

madea grabed tony by two of her ankles draging her up the stairs hitting her head on every step. how many bruises will lil tony have by the time she get to the Emergency room at brady hospital?

[im4florida]

@citilink0836 82?

[citilink0836]

@im4florida Are u sure we talking about the same MADEA idk wat madea u talkin bout lol 

[LaBelle339]

@citilink0836

I just can't stop laughing.........

[denys1517]

lol i like thats thats funny..

[ivey1luv]

@citilink0836 too funny! lol

[loberta47]

@citilink0836

32x13



[omarionsbabygirl]

this wat it look like wen u roll ur eyes at people.... rotfl

[MsSmileCentral]

mmmmm

second Lerenthians

where is that is in the Bible

[b12isabeast]

lol =)

[bByd0llz]

that aint no johnson johnson hell i kno johnson johnson wen i smell johnson johnson..LMAO

[SophLuv]

it's a clear day, land Sonny... lmao, some times I feel like sonny. lol I got a problem for you, okay Toni! lmfao

[weirdoface123]

"Folded two of her arms rolled two of her eyes Madea grabbed Toni by two of her angles dragging her up the stairs hitting her head on every step how many bruises will little Toni by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital?" That always makes me laugh!!

[jimmyj09]

I got a problem for you to solve!!!! rotfl

[14atiss]

call tommy honey i dont know

[DKDAY26ALLDAY01]

I know Johnson Johnson when I smell it..Lolllll

[iAmRandom32]

Medea reads the problem and gives back the book.

TONi: well...

MEDEA: well call tommy, i dont know it...

xD

[badandyounqq]

does anybody no the =answer?

[sarranmanuno]

tysm for this

[MRZARABAINTTHA1]

lol dis part funny as shit 3:50

[bigimani123]

lol well call tommy hunny i dont noe lmfao

[pamperedgurl]

my mom looked at my homework when I was a kid, had a funny look and then yelled "you should have paid attention in class" LOL

my mom will be 68 this September. Madea remind me of her.

[NarokiDream]

how old are u

[pamperedgurl]

im 25.

[NarokiDream]

..oh ok

[laminage]

Can I get a witness? They always bragging on about how well they did in School, and then when it's time to help you they don't know the work from Adam.

[straightJO]

god bless your mom..

[MichaelSexiJackson]

ikr my mama did that too

[neshasims]

sunny bout as dumb as bricks...lol like on the family that prays...the husband was so stupid

[yieldyieldyield]

dumb as hell but fine as heaven...can i get a witnesssss

[Bitchpudding1]

Yes in deed!

[gabsylv]

but he's fit!

[ThisCountryGirl]

call tommy honey I don't know

[sixfl]

wats next after this video.....i want to keep watching it!!!

[brokeninsdx33]

"I toldd your momma to letchu ride the little bus to school"

Oh lordy. I couldn't resist, That's hilarious.

I love when she's tryin to explain that she's cheatin on Sunny. Haha.

[brokeninsdx33]

"If you teach a man how to, How to, uh, fish............The man who sell boats will be very happy he be a blessing to him."

Oh man she cracks me upppppp!!!!!!!!

[ihateu20]

little tommy dropped 67080 after 3 days a week for 5 years and 112230 after 5 days a week for 5 years

[Kw124x03]

LMAO "oh okay cause i was gettin ready to take em out and be like this is what it looks like when you roll your eyes at me" LMAO. I love Madea. So funny.

[KUhiObOUNdlAYdEEh808]

haha Madea is MY IDOL :)

Lmfa0;

[NettaNeji]

"Gimme da book before you lose your tounge."

[19ishana]

i seen the guy who plays sonny in a porno

[Musicizmiilife321]

which one i think all females who r stright wud want to kno cuz he's fine hot cute sexy nd all of the above so which 1

[majorette12]

omg.foreal??um and where can i find this.lol

[hombri10]

lol

[Kelzo911]

@19ishana What kinda porno is it?... And what's the name?... lol

[venny123456789]

*smifffffff* uh huh

[SuGaRbabie137]

he really iz

[guitar8767]

when i came to their house he was standin their in the screen door w a helmet and cowboy boots and a bowl of captian crunch w no milk and ella like madea how old was he madea said 28 i was rofl x]]

[britnicoley]

hell i no jonesonjoneson when i smellit