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  • funny as hell :D

  • @hppybob I can't remember which carrier it was, but it was definitely TEST.

  • @hazmat2142 Ejecting just leaves the ship, but there is a self destruct which leaves the ship and explodes it behind you. One of my corpmates once ejected from a carrier when attacked by some of our enemies. He's not in our corp anymore; there's no excuse for giving our enemies a free carrier instead of exploding hilariously.

  • @Andernerd Is he that TESTie that abandoned a Archon?

  • The wadsworth constant strikes again!!!

  • lol great stuff I just started playing the Trial. xD

    Game seems amazing, probably will upgrade to full acount soon. :)

  • Omg I'm dying laughing this is so very very true. I love EVE but still, yes. Beautiful.

  • thanks for the laugh!

  • So ejecting from your ship blows it up!?!! i thought it was just an escape thing so you can be like take the damned ship!!! -warp- FREEDOM.

    Obviously i was wrong, But i still find this video pretty funny lol

  • @Hazmat2142 nah he prolly did a self destruct... you can, in fact, eject and leave you ship floating in space for someone else's pod to dock

  • i played eve for a month and thats all i have done for hours, looking at my ship from every angles possible

  • LOL at 1:50

  • I play EVE and I approve of this video. It makes me lol every time.

    p.s. - There is a lot of interesting stuff you can do, but the real fun comes when you just shoot the shit with your friends and ruin some one's day playing EVE :)

  • Roflamo, personally, I think mining is a lot of fun, if you turn on some nice music, get some cool buddies, and make sure to have mining drones and watch the pretty lights :P

    Seriously tho, if this is what you expect in Eve, your going to be disappointed... It gets so much better.

  • I watch this video for 4 years and I sill lol

  • Am I the only one who was very, very nostalgic to see the old Gallente interiors?

  • @MaulJunior nope

  • this was hilarious!

  • as i started eve 2 years ago it was the truth now its funny for me to watch ;D

  • Hahahahahahaha omg this shit is funny

  • Awesome funny!

  • 121 people dont understand the difference between a 1.0 and 0.1 sec system :/

  • This is the greatest Eve Online video of all time!

  • lol mining in a bestower, even for a miner this is fail (mining is fail unless done with an alt)

  • been playing eve for over a year and I give this video 2 thumbs up for being funny. I love the game but it can be that way when you don't know what your doing.

  • I tried EVE, but found the player base to be stuck up, noob hating, elitists which really turned me away from the game. Now I am sure not all EVE players are like this. But I didnt find them

  • @JDSteel76 Yeah, that sounds like the NPC corp you start in allright. Good advice to new players: SAVE YOURSELF; GET OUT OF THE STARTERCORP WHILE YOU CAN!!!!

  • I tried EVE, but found the player base to be stuck up, noob hating, elitists which really turned me away from the game. Now I am sure not all EVE players are like this. But I didnt find them

  • this is true but i mean the game gets way more exciting when u are in a corp fighting its fucking fun!

  • Man this is so true

  • any one know how to get FREE plex

  • Great vid!!! and somewhat truthful:D

  • So annoyed that I don't have a PC good enough to run EVE. Oh well, at least I have a PS3 so I'll play dust514 to still get in on the action. :)

  • lol true

  • Not hard, just boring as hell.

  • I play EVE. I lolled at this.

  • HAHAHAHA

    

  • Man this video is awesome. Before you ask I've played eve online for nearly 7 years and its still awesome.

  • @evejunkie1942 i started playin in 2003 and never got sick of the game but it has cost me 3 girlfriends and 2 jobs but its worth it lol

  • Shitty video

  • HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

  • Playing eve and I lmfao xD

  • Hahaha, mining. Oh, mining. Easiest way to make some isk, but it sure is boring as heck. Good way to do SOMETHING ELSE e.g. reading and browsing the net while still making some ISK though.

  • I play eve, and this made me laugh. ^^

  • @garlicpotato More like a learning Supernova.

  • What we have here is 50 seconds of video representing what 5cout wanted us to see.

  • @Mchrebin Did you even read the description or "get it" at all? For one, @5cout said he didn't make the video. For two, there's really not all that much more to EVE. But that's okay, you either like it or you don't. Clearly, you do. So does 5cout.

  • @IrSpock

    lol, it's true that you either like it or you don't, and by all means most of this video's greatest fans are veteran EVE players, but if you think "there's really not all that much more to EVE" than this, the joke has flown waaay over your head, making your assertion that someone else didn't "get it" way funnier than you'll ever know.

  • dude this made me start wheezing from laughter. I used to play Eve and got relatively bored so I didn't want to pay for it anymore. But now this makes me wanna play again

  • I watched this video while mining on my other monitor. I laughed uncontrollably.

  • i miss the days of trails. ]: BRING EM BACK CCP! FUCK THIS INCARNA BULLSHIT!

  • its not an rpg?

  • @AAlford32 "It's not an rpg?"

    That is quite possibly the most difficult question to answer about EVE. Is a game really a role-playing game if you're writing the script yourself?

  • @karrakis so like basically what i want to know is, can you level up in it?

  • This is hilarious and also so very true! :D

  • i play eve and i laughed my ass off lol

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  • 118 people got podded

  • @pokedude11 Someone got podded while reading your comment to! D:

  • Hilarious! :D

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  • lol! awesome video. the bestower part reminded me of when i first started XD

  • What is the transitions song played during the text?

  • nvm i made it to the credits :)

    

  • As an eve player myself, I find this absolutely hilarious.

  • 6 years in EVE and I've had my fill. Faction battleships,Nyx supercarrier and T2 BPO's and bleh...I've let my accounts expire. If I log in again it'll be to trash it all including all 9 combat and R & D/T2 production toons.

  • @BrimstoneMerc ISK for the newbies? :D

    In other words...

    Can I haz your stuff? :D!

  • This is hilarious

    

  • lmao the epic song between the video taking lmao it's freakin hilarious i started choking when i saw the Improve your abilities by learning exciting new skills! ......skill training completed lmao!

  • Lol improve your abilities

    Me:ooo cool

    WALL O' TEXT!

  • i miss the old hangars :(( even pre- incarna ones suck massive compared to one in skills secion

  • haha i was watching that same type of transport mining with one laser today!

  • fucken pwned

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  • You want to try this marvelous game but you think the 14 day trial is not enough?

    You want to have a headstart ingame and not worry about the ISK??

    Send me a message and i will send you a 21 day invite and a 100 million ISK bonus when you decide to activate your trial account.

  • Hello, INTACTized here.

    Im happy to see that so many people still enjoy our video.

    Thanks for the credit in your description. ;]

  • i dont play eve i find way too complicating. im going to play some la noire

    

  • I play eve, and I think this is funny

  • ohoh, its a shame to see how so many retards don't see the good side of this game that is in fact filled with lots and lots of action, but the problem is than 9/10 noobs that get sick of wow and try EVE can't take the learning curve and give up ;p

  • @RoyCoert hahaha, love it when people say this. no not everyone stops playing because "the controls r too hardz". The skill system makes it very boring when starting out. I joined a corp that basically supplied all my ship needs so there was no point in doing anything except skilling up. before you say anything, fuck missioning.

  • @RoyCoert A game that is >50% learning curve is not really a game, now is it?

    I've played EVE for a few months, at least 450+ in-game hours, and while I'm certain that's nothing compared to more active players*, it's enough for me to know that Eve has SO much room for improvement... So much so, I wouldn't even know where to begin. EVE has a lot of strong points, but for each of them, there's at least 20+ downsides.

    * = In WoW, I had over 250 days in-game played before I finally quit :P

  • @IrSpock

    Hows it feel to have wasted a whole year of your life on a single game?

  • @yakooza Wasted isn't the word I'd use. I met many amazing people in WoW, one of which in particular I have to thank for the very well paying job I currently have. For many people, sure, it's all wasted time (as is all fun, really), and I'm extremely glad I was able to have so much fun with such amazing people who probably knew me better than people do in real life.

  • @IrSpock

    Ehh I can't criticize you. I wasted a batshit load of time on games too. I just don't like WoW.

    But wasted, I think is still correct, at least for me. There is so much more I could have accomplished.

  • Agreed. CCP would probably benefit from advertising Eve University, RvB or any of the noob friendly corp. Before I get flamed, I know many corps love their noobs; because their frigs lock down; the corp collects taxes from them; eventually that noob will get into BS, etc. etc.. There's just some corps that are better at actively teaching and accepting noobs. It took me almost a year to join a corp, one of the best thing a noob can do. Certainly much better than hiding in hisec mish/mining.

  • @RoyCoert Realistically though.. the learning curve is really well.. curved but it's honestly NOT that hard.. just a bit of common sense in most matters.

  • @RoyCoert You know I play EVE and loved it. I get how good of a game it is. But action as though it is just a grip your seat non-stop action fest is just absurd. First of all, be prepared to invest 3-6 months of time before the game really, really starts to open up. During that initial period, anyone who tries to claim that you will never be stuck doing some mind-numbingly tedious shit is simply a flat out liar.

  • @RoyCoert Even after the initial period, the game has a way different "pace" and "feel" than any other MMO on the market. This game is not like "Star Wars" with breakneck speed and lasers flying every where and dogfights, etc. This game is like "2001: A Space Odyssey" in terms of "feel" Really good, but certainly not for everyone. Even non "retards"

  • Eve's people education list, here goes....

    under 1 year old char = newbie

    1 year old char = advanced noob

    2 year old char = a good fella

    3 year old char = abit cocky

    4 year old char = pew pew pilot

    5 year old char = starts to kill those who cant even fit proper weapons

    6 year old char = Ultimate Carebear after miner ships

    7 year old char = keep playing awww docking games while war deccing only industrialists in highsec

  • A playable screensaver to me..

  • MINING!

  • The music was what made it hilarious XD

  • so true, eve must be the most boring game in the universe...eve in a nutshell:

    log on > train skill > log-off

    after 3 years of doing this you might be able to do something else, unfortunately this will also be boooooooring. in the trailers you see this massive battles...this is not really whats going on in the game AT ALL, eve is exactly what this video depicts. creating the character was the most exiting thing, the game itself sucks

  • @HCShuffle No mate, that's not EvE, that's your opinion -)

  • @HCShuffle u actually have no idea of eve, I have benn in fights with 3000+ People in one system...we won 500 losses enemy had 1800 losses, that was one of the most exiting days in eve, if u are near to die in an expensive ship your hearts pulse is about a 150...if you die you think holy fucking crap that bitch killed me...and youre pissed some minutes...and when u are about to really quit the game...u put another skill in and think after a few days, that was too cool, start the client again...

  • @HCShuffle lol nope, sorry. Can't just call it the worst game in the universe just cause you're crap at it. Not only could you join in the massive battles from day one, but you need 0 skills to make an impact in those battles let alone 3 years worth? Eve isn't for everyone.. not everyone can grasp simple concepts, simple like joining a BIG clan to get into BIG fights. What I don't get is why come to a game vid which you don't like and call someone a nerd? You're a loser bro :) and a nerd said it

  • LOL

  • I love this video. I saw it about a week into playing and lol'd because it's true.

  • Punisher is by far the best looking frig in the game

  • its better mining in a group. There a a ton of massive lasers blazzing everywhere :D and you can fly through them! Oh, and there's pirates! HYARGH!

  • BREATHTAKING DOGFIGHTS

    navitas shoots a station

    boom

    boom

    boom.

    REALLY A F***ING NAVITAS? REALLY?

  • @animalofDOOM10

    Navitas = epic pvp

  • I was about to say "please stop using background music in your videos" but then I noticed that the music is indeed well placed :D

  • EPIC FAIL!

  • @videolord3

    epic eve nerd...

  • hahaha i love mining

  • I CAN SMELL THE SARCASM...

  • aaah.. i miss the engine trails...

  • u make it seem so boring lol

  • Best vid ever

    

  • Yeah I quit playing this game because I was new to it...

  • get the pod get the pod!!!

  • I like how it's dedicated to the punisher and bestower who lost their lives....and then the bestower blows up after the credits. XD

  • breathtaking dogfight had me laughing so hard :)

  • LOL i love the breathtaking dogfight

    

  • Wow...

    This game looks so fun.

  • AWSOM

    I want to play this NAO NAO NAO

    lulz

  • LMAO made my night :=)

  • there is no action at all in your video... if i dont know eve, and i would see that video, ill never would start playing eve, your vid is just boring

  • @elu1337

    ... That's the point?

  • @elu1337 but, it is true.

  • Gotta love EVE :p And mining!

  • Something tells me EVE Is boring...

  • 1.) who in their right mind mines in a hauler

    2.) who in their right mind fights in a miner

    3.)who in their right mind waits for skill training to complete, It waits for ME!

  • @MrLolnut

    1) bait.

    2) battle orcas.

    3) people without the isk to buy characters.

  • @MrLolnut try reading the title "EvE from a newbies view." . it doesn't say "EvE from an elitist know it all assface view."

    p.s. - i just started playing it again after some years, it's not THIS boring. but it's also not that exiting. it's just complex and goal driven, and probably more suited for mature people....with really high quality sedatives,

  • @Jeycihn The amazing dog fights talked about in this vid get much better after a month or so of experience. I was like that at first too. I remember having trouble with most high end Level 1 missions and such. Now I blow through them in the worst possible frigate. This game just takes time to get into. After the first month or two it starts to open up a tiny bit. I'm not an elitist and I've never met a player who was an elitist in EVE because theres just too much to learn

  • @Desicionoflife Call me a Newb then :3.

  • yes this is exactly how it is....noobs need not apply.

  • lol, even though this vid is completely inaccurate and dosn't show any dog fighting, it was kinda funny

    He should come on one of my mining ops (30 ships which 9 are mine alone)

    And if he really wants to dog fight just go to Zero Securtiy space (want las long enough to engage weapons however)...unless you are me ; )

  • lol, even though this vid is completely inaccurate and dosn't show any dog fighting, it was kinda funny

    He should come on one of my mining ops (30 ships which 9 are mine alone)

  • i love this game, but this video makes it look boring as hell hahahaha

  • lol at shooting at that drone thingie which is never needed to shoot at :D

  • I lol'd

  • WTF

  • ROFL i love this game.. but thats fucking hilarious!!!!

  • fukka

  • god those miner lasers remind me of the old days when i mined in a cruiser

  • i still dont get this game XD

  • why were you shooting a "station" at 1:50 aren't dog fights meant to be pvp

  • I love this video! lol This is the way to make fun of a game in a loving way. Haha It's not negative or judgmental at all but a lot of fun. :P

  • Mining in EVE was designed for:

    *macros

    *people with IQ and imagination of a macro

  • this video seems awfully familiar for some reason

  • I want engine trails back...

  • @dunn0r ME TO

  • @dunn0r yes, so badly

  • I'm watching this while I'm mining.

  • @dementedwombatUSA Mining is so boring -_- Unless your tanking against some pirates then its so/so

  • Great vid, I've lost 7 rifters in nullsec this week smh

  • this video is awesome, i actually teared up a litl lol. perfection.

  • this video is awesome, i actually teared up a litl lol. perfection.

  • EVE really made me learn how to play a game properly.

  • What happened with me..

    This... then I got bored and wondered into low sec space...

    I was torn up by pirates, they saw I was new and offered me an invitation to join their corp instead of being pod killed.

    I was fitted out with a bad ass ship and within a week was rollin in my drake with the pirates.

    Now I make huge explosions and kill carbear morons who think the only way to make cash in this, is the easy way.

  • @Alexc3217

    lulz

    I am keep it safe lol and gtfo from you :P

  • i lold/

  • hey guys

    Message me if you still need a 21 day free trial to Eve Online

    Include an email address to sent it too

  • @vyrewatch12321 so dont play this game - i played it now for 3 years and i hope it will be some years more...

  • i lol @ eve hate comments... O_O

  • Natural selection, MMO style.

  • hahahaha

  • controls suck, i cant move anywhere with keys... click a destination on the thing to the right, bullcrap game

  • @vyrewatch12321 lol I hope you're trolling

  • @shiva1055 its the most boring game ive ever tried.

  • @vyrewatch12321 did you do all the tutorials? cause if you did that's your problem, they're boring as fuck

  • @shiva1055 lol i tried but then i got into some portal and got far away, and i never got back

  • I would so love to play this...but for that i would have to quit my job and get rid of my girlfriend. And i am not willing to do either of it. :(

  • @baronsengir187 the game sucks...

  • @baronsengir187

    My girlfriend plays this.....an she kicks my ass everytime...

  • Just started the game, it's a bit boring so far, but I really like the scope and basis of it, so I will probably keep at it for a while and hope it gets more entertaining. lol.

    No voice interface? =,(

  • @danteslight Yes there is, you have to be in a fleet.