Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board

[crookkj80]

That's not Central.

[ConwayObama]

Best part: The school is Central High School, not Conway.

[otacon451]

@ConwayObama thats not lr central..

[13SuperHooks]

hes got my vote



[DrewNBKK]

this is genius



[McSkale3inc]

skips rocks like a bitch

[bigwhiteseth]

Best video ever.

[ElMassi666]

3:06!!!!



[nathanabuck]

Ha!

[cgmcwhiskers]

FAILURE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[MrCheesebomb30]

This is one reason why I love living in Arkansas.

[Zepolodon2]

I went to Conway.

[L0nghornfan25]

lol he's a real Michael Scott .

[Jmanheroboy16]

Is this real??

[supergenius1337]

@Jmanheroboy16 From what I've heard, yes. It's real. Not even joking.

[ninjomaniac]

This is fucking genius

[gmikoner]

1:45 HAHAHAHAHA

[Xproject187]

"He made out with a Dude"

So then does that mean he was the chick ?

[masonbrooks1]

I can't find my keys? MAYBE YOU LEFT THEM AT THE DICK SUCKING STORE!!

[shisaint]

hahah.Im proud to say that's my uncle.

[extrovertedthinker]

@shisaint I'm jealous that nobody in my family is that awesome.

[planetoperator]

trailer park school board

[Andibaby504]

I totally saw him at Shipleys donuts not too long ago.

[kmarzfg]

I'd fucking chose this guy over most of the other assholes in charge of our country's education.

[thelakedaddy]

He beat the hell out of OBAMA.

[bonzo354]

Hunter Thompson rip off

[UlaughYouLose]

Get out an vote

[poonhounds2]

what does he have in his dick?

[gurlcattica]

@poonhounds2

dents

[skullvankrush]

@poonhounds2 he has dents in his dick

[iPear]

I wish I had a white dad, and it was this man.

[fsollc]

Thank you Jay Thomas and get this guy on the radio.

[kraf412]

@fsollc Thats where I heard it too. Fucking great!

[R1150RBMWRider]

Oh my god is this the most back handed funny vid or what ? Best line ever...I was Fucking this ol sunburnt girl once. Heard about this vid on Jay Thomas .

[mollyvermillion0813]

No. Just. No

[Z71Ranger]

I would vote for him.

[SignSully]

Man.... F*ing a bald eagle.... That's patriotism!

[yagg12]

bro. u should recycle

[edg2467]

I'VE GOT DENTS, IN MY DICK!

[relock54321]

Why the hell is he so sweaty?

[DeejaySmitt]

@relock54321 Old people gotta get rid of the bullshit somehow lol

[mjsnod1]

please tell me this is fake lol

[angelrenegade]

he's got my vote

[vixXxen618]

The shot at the end where he is making fucking gestures with his fingers... that's the icing on the cake.

[tostrye]

Holy shit 0:47

[CocoThunderArchery]

You got my vote, sir...

[Hulsie]

I didn't even mind taking direction from a black!

[beaujohnstone]

Hey, at least this guy is honest. That's more than we can say about 99.9% of American politicians.

[MrREDWOLF69]

i'm pretty sure 30 people accidently hit the dislike button while attempting to hit the like button. if you don't like this move then your a communist cuz this is as American as it gets. i mean honestly i'd definitely vote for a guy that likes canoeing, and dogs, and dancing.

[hadomaru]

@MrREDWOLF69 you forgot birds of prey.

[schuf88]

@MrREDWOLF69 they were laughing too hard to see straight

[Sixthick66]

30 people must already be on the Conway school board...

[gulgrim]

Can we get Autotune the News on this?

[MrHoodniger]

I love America so much If there was a bald eagle siting right here.... I WOULD FUCK IT

[stinkylettuce]

Come on Mr. Honeycutt Jr. Time for another video.

[yuh66h]

John F Kennedy said, all someone needs is the willingness to trade his life for the presidents...right...well i'm willing...That was from In the Line of Fire

[Mongo61]

Isn't this the homeless guy with the deep voice from a couple of months ago?

[webpageshaman]

I watched it twice...

Why just the school board ? You could go so much further in this ludicrous country.

[bottleofyo]

This shit is so funny, i'd vote him in no doubt

[krischilds]

He's got my vote.

[TacticalSekt]

That is very funny!!

[cliffsplace]

This video is for a douchebag troll that should have been banned. He has no self esteem.

[relock54321]

@cliffsplace

TROLL.

[westendork]

REAL AMERICAN HEEEEROOOOOOSSSS

[jd666ify]

this makes me proud to be non american

[ThePandarenMonk]

Is this from something? B/c this smells like "Time and Eric".

Great Job!

[1wayproduction]

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[nedfan1]

This guy is funny as a mother fucker!

[chicoescachaz]

WOW!

[beadpop]

hahaha, this made my whole day. (:

[EggheadJr1]

"I'VE GOT DENTS IN MY DICK!!!!"

[apeparty]

sublime

[ujay]

"i love my country so much, if there was a bald eagle here right now, i'd fuck it"

[ujay]

"anything else?"

"...i made out with a dude"

HAHA

[cyrannodb]

I would follow this man into battle against ninjas.

[twistedengineering]

The most amazing video I've ever seen! Keep practicing that didgeridoo!

[veganguy1]

I just heard this clip on The Jay Thomas show on Sirius and all I can say is, "DDH FOR PRESIDENT!!!" Hey, you don't get this kind of honesty in politics, much less anywhere else.

[MarvelComics1985]

@veganguy1

Same here, bro. Just like that werewolf poetry video, one of the craziest, funniest things ever.

[darell13]

4:23 no, that makes sense, i leave my keys at the dick-sucking store all the time, it's a common occurrence...

[newbeat128]

4 more years, 4 more years, 4 more years

[jaws1785]

so did he get elected...shit hes got my vote

[Zjaworski88]

HAHAHA i didnt think this was real until i saw this explanation from Honeycutt in the news!!!!: “It was a lesson to me. Politics is about putting your best side forward, but I got a lot of ugly sides, and I realized real quick that it'd be bullshit to hide 'em. My son-of-a-bitch nephew, Roland, I knew what he was doin'. Like I said, I drink a little, and pretty soon he was askin' questions about my sex life and puttin' a didgeridoo in my hand, and I went with it.

[FiveCardArmy]

I lost nearly lost when he started playing a didgeridoo out of no where

[Zjaworski88]

@FiveCardArmy HAHAHAHAHAH!!! YES!

[lohphat]

WTF, I don't even....

Dad?

[BigmanSDMF]

He's got my vote and I ant even form Conway lol

[ecafyelims]

You've got my vote!

[AuldTek]

Ice with Laphroaig? What a cunt.

[dmarkg58]

Geoge Bush buddy

[grapehyacinth]

I'VE GOT DENTS IN MY DICK

[kcaldwell2611]

This dude is off his rocker. I'm trying to figure out why he thinks that school is in Conway. That's Central High idiot.

[jennib67]

@kcaldwell2611 no, it's NLRHS. now who's the idiot?



[DubbleDubz]

Is this for real?

[ValhallaOrBust85]

"Cant find my keys..."

"Maybe you left them at the dick sucking store!!!"

And ya, it's NLR. The building looked better, I guess.

[imaferretmaster]

I stole my granddaughters ADD medicine.

[fleaoverlord]

Anybody notice that he's actually standing outside of North Little Rock High School?

[moosebar88]

pig sooie

[oblivion476]

Fucking hilarious.

[Jeezlebauckle]

thats actually not conway high school, but north little rock high school.

[eatmyrighthand]

I love this man!!!!

[412goldenboy]

thank god the life expectancy of this cartoon is nearing its end... I'd be embarrassed if I had claim any responsibility for his existence...

[Turkalj]

A guy punched my wife outside Arby's one night......

I hunted him down and beat the fuck out of him with a trace chain.

[Semiramiis]

I feel like moving to America just to vote for this guy. Fucking legend.

[IAmSp00n]

Check aaaaand mate.

Favorited on my channel.

Woot for Arkansas lol

[chiefsjak]

I'm gonna be quoting this all weekend.

[MrMrHoneycutt]

I'm proud to share the same last name as this man.

[user183]

would have been funnier if the forced attempt to make it look low quality wasn't poorly edited

[scris467]

My friend from Arkansas got me to watch this....it's just not funny....

[LostRock812]

Этот парень сумасшедший удивительным. Я бы за него голосовать.

[WitchbladeFan25]

wow.... just..... WOW. XD

[khufudaddy]

28 people didnt like this video? FUCKING COMMIES! ;)

[unicorn441]

i fell sorry for my friends in conway now

[EddieBrock]

i dont want your respect i just need your vote. thats a campaign slogan I can get behind

[MrLargoons]

Why haven't more people seen this?!

[jajjaj3]

Almost as cool as Kanye West's Trololo video

[JosephDanielsTC7R]

I'm an enviromentalist, but I love the 'I don't recycle' line. He said it with so much vigor. Hope he's allowed onto the school board.

[Daymoose]

God bless you Mr. Honeycutt

[94029374938402048]

how is this real

[nextgenvids]

Lol

[rocktownmonster]

as a black my self id vote for him

we need more bald eagles to fuck lol

[henryblazer20]

what tha..

[AuraOfDeciete]

You're my hero

[vedder316]

How in the hell does this only have 200k hits???!!!

[Hero6694]

i met this guy at a gas station, he quoted "maybe you left it at the dicksucker store" ROLFMAO!

[dannylasvegas]

First of all, that was freakin' hilarious... well done.

Second of all, those of you that think it was real.. are you seriously that stupid?

[Shadow7988]

So much win, I would of voted for him.

[kennykalinowski]

This is freakin brilliant! Thanks for the great laughs!!

[phlezk]

"I didn't even mind taking direction from a black."

[JillKillZombie]

That is David Parker. That's his real name, anyway. The video is a brilliantly written skit by a former UCA student who has some other awesome stuff. Honeycutt is his wife's maiden name.

Sorry, I've been following this vid for a while and wanted to clear that up.

[jefferson808]

this is fantastic. this dude has my vote.

[ranpeers]

...did he win?

[braydin]

Yes this is a total fake. One of the things he says he did was star in a local children's show. The show he was putting photographs of up was called USS Rhythm and the guy in the picture was named Dave Parker.

[linpoff]

This can't be real... right?

[illusionfreak]

I'm gonna drive down to Conway tomorrow and shake this dudes hand. That was pure WIN!

[jarman24]

This makes me proud to be from Arkansas

[illusionfreak]

@jarman24

Hell yeah! Arkansans represent!

[rocktownmonster]

@jarman24 i hear you bro....smh

[Psychowilly]

@jarman24

[captainestivi]

he has my vote & my respect

[MeenGMeenie]

its like an american Alan Partridge!

[XavierDiamante]

Arkansas has produced the greatest video in the history of youtube. How did Bill Clinton get elected when such a bright man was passed over.

[jeffculbertson]

Sounds like Ken Nordine (who has the manliest voice ever) and looks a bit like him, too.

[AKlegend10]

Gotta love arkansas.

[HarrisonXL]

School Board? How about fucking president!

[ledasdaughter]

scary as shit

[MAdk1p]

liberals think public service is just a big joke

[ModestNeophyte]

@MAdk1p NO, we don't. I consider myself a liberal, and I find public service to be vital to our nation's health.

[a4ntig6r00]

Can you say KHDX PSA?

[jslevek]

"I didn't even mind taking directions from a black!" Delicious! Vote for the kite-loving patriot!

[lochdhu]

But can he fix oil leaks in the ocean?

[zazenzach]

LOLMG

anyone know if he won?

[krede03]

This man for fucking president!

[jojococoa]

you're honesty has won me over. you've earned my vote.

[wolfeair]

My favorite part was when his mom knocked the doctor's glasses off shooting a turd while giving birth to him. I'd vote for his mom, too.

[cactuscircle]

I believe test scores must be higher

[roaringrockets]

Probably the best video currently on YouTube!

[tmservo]

This is the kind of straight shooter we need in politics.

[rockwitit123]

LMFAO.

[ChiColdWar]

"I'm so patriotic...if there was a bald eagle right here...I'd fuck it"

HAHAHAHAHA

[NobodobodoN]

He's even got great taste in Scotch. Even though the bottle's turned, I'm sure that's a Laphroig 10 yr.

[taila1976]

@NobodobodoN

Think so? That look like a Jameson to me.

[taila1976]

@NobodobodoN

Nah, you're right. Just looked closer to the clip

[seabeeben]

A guy punched my wife outside a arby's one night, I hunted him down and best the fuck out of him with a trace chain. It's the best!!!!

[Nerdylation]

WTF! where is the voting machine?

[thegoatmilkguy]

omfg wtfbbq lol

[nicolet8203]

Amazing! I loved it! He's got my vote!

[slipperfeeet]

Will you adopt me as your granddaughter?

[tubeart100]

My favorite video of all time!

[magnuit]

I DON'T *crunch* RECYCLE

[todzilla23]

The man starring in this video is my uncle Dave. He is my mom's little brother. He is a genius and I wish I lived closer to him.

[kylejbritt1991]

hahahaha this guy is the man

[txlonghorns04]

I love my country so much, if there was a bald eagle right there...i'd fuck it. hahaha

Such anger, such beautiful beautiful anger!! "Shot a turd..."