Lemonettes Bull Testicle Story

[helzbailes]

My husband and I are from Mississippi and he thinks I am a nut(in a good way).

He told me once that he had never met anyone like me that didn't have a set of balls. I told him I do baby. Which made him have a puzzled look on his face and said "ooh really"? I said sure do. They are just higher up than a man's set.....they are called BOOBS!

Love your videos and thanks for sharing!

[goldydogs]

I have seen those and followed this one guy. I was going to ask him are your balls so small that you must display larger ones on your car to compensate for your...short comings? why can't we ladies display our labia?

[TOMKNN]

that was a great video

[heyyyitzt]

Very true LOL... My husband has some hanging from his 18 wheeler lol... We from Louisiana y'all LOL

[rusrod]

she's not lying!! They are called "truck nutz".they can be found everywhere especially on 1 ton super duty pickups and even 18 wheelers!

[maustin3595]

I hate those things! It's so...male ego-testicle...hahaha.

[ProfessorChavez]

Well it would make a nice X-mas present !

[addisonandamber]

truck nuts!!! ha. i like the way lemonette says "balls"

[JeeprzCreepers56]

Yea I've seen plenty of those around here...and I live up North. :/

[DatAintRight]

That is so weird, for me to be a Texan and never have seen them. Honestly though, I dont tend to look for dangling balls.

[heyyyitzt]

Just about all auto parts stores have got 'em... lol You know you want some blue balls LOL but they have them in all sorts of other colors too haha

[toreadoroflove]

do you ever come to denton???

[DatAintRight]

That is not too far but no reason to go to Denton.

[sophiaal]

Bizarre...

[DatAintRight]

I guess it is fair to say, you have never seen them ove there. hahah This was the first I had heard of them!

[anguish86]

OMG, they do that here in Indiana now too.

[torigirl35]

dat aint right!

*tori*

[curt344]

This made my balls hurt from laughter!

:-D

[trillian57]

I can't picture someone in NM or west TX wanting plastic ones when they eat the real thing--Rocky Mountain Oysters, you know. Sickening, but true.

[DatAintRight]

I have heard of those, never had the desire to try them though.

[Sequoya]

hahaha Dataintright.

[wildbrain03]

I live in Corpus Christi, used to live in Lubbock, Texas and I have never seen them. Maybe it's an Alabama / Georgia thing?

[DatAintRight]

ok, now I am scared, are we related or have you just been following me around Texas? LOL

[wildbrain03]

Dont tell me - you lived in "God Forsaken" Lubbock too? (or Corpus? - Love, Love, Love it here!)

[DatAintRight]

yep, spent most of my younger days in Lubbock then went back for more at Tech! My bio family lives around Corpus Christi.

[wildbrain03]

No Way! Well, I guess it is a small world. Lived in Lubbock from about 9 to early 20's. My son just graduated from Texas Tech Univ. with degree in Mech Engineering last month. Corpus is much easier for climate for me in my golden years, haha, 40's.

[ohmickiysf]

I live in the valley (Southern Cali) and I thought that I saw them on the hitch of some hicks car. Now I know thats exactlly what I saw. Is that what they are suppose to look like. I've been gettin jipped.

[palace77]

I'm from upstate NY and it is such an issue with guys and the size of their trucks. It is so obvious they are trying to make up for what they lack. When ever I see a proud fool get out of their truck, I say.."I've seen bigger" and hope they catch it.

[DatAintRight]

It amazes me, that there are so many comments of other people seeing these, and I live in Texas and I have never even heard of these!

[LotSix66]

I have never heard of them either. Very odd thing to do.

[TrulyBare]

Hey I live here in Dallas and I seen a pair of them today!

[DatAintRight]

So its true, they are here,I have never seen them, but then again, I am not one going around looking for balls!;)

[TrulyBare]

Oh I don't look for the balls either not my thing ;) However I always try to see what kind of man would put those on their truck cause it just makes me want to put a dildo on the tow ball and a small one at that :)

[DatAintRight]

hehehehhehe!

[pooh9836]

hah i seen a guy driving down the road the other day with them on his truck

[StephStance]

Yikes!!!!!! bull balls huh?

[TUBEGRANNY]

Awe Dataintright!!! LOLOL

[yorenemesis]

I've seen them "Balls" hanging from trucks up here in Ontario, Canada too. LOL

[SimplyMelissa101]

OMG how weird.. the guys around here do the same thing and im smack dab in the middle of California!! too funny

[SlowWaters]

the Testicle festivle is held in Olean , Mo. ( i have had no desire to go though) :)

[DatAintRight]

LOL!!

[DatAintRight]

poor mikma!!

[angelboku1]

OMG... I just went to BigBalls . com (because I THOUGHT that was what the website was on the cartoon.. um..) It was a porn site! eeeekkkk... the actual website is pretty funny, it's bullsballs . com ... I think I'll get some (why, I'm not sure).

[DatAintRight]

I need to put that in the description, I forgot, thanks!

[Mum2Ana]

Wow, that is too funny - did Lemmonette say WHY or how this phenomeun came about? Also, I agree with Nutcheese, good point.

[DatAintRight]

Much to my surprise when googling this, apparently they are wide spread, no pun intended! ;)

[dwljk]

I've never seen those here - I'm in ga with lemonette too - maybe cause on I'm on the east side.

[Logan5312]

...and I can purchase these where now? Not that I have a trailer hitch. Or a truck for that matter. We drive a Volvo.

[DatAintRight]

Volvo's are too safe to wear their balls outside, surely they have a cup for them! ;)

[tripplehelix]

Can nut see over the dash? Funny video :P

[dwljk]

lol!!!!

[DatAintRight]

Shoot yea, that girl could drive that big old SUV around like it was volkswagon bug!

[PeepofNalts]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen Mikma reply with anything other than mikma was here. I haven't seen all of his work though. LOL

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

I TOOK MY HUSBANDS A LONG TIME AGO-LOL

[firefare]

There ya' go. Only us Southerns...."sighs"

[insidethemusicbox11]

i saw those at a truck stop when we were roadtripping to san fran...

[littlepandaexpress]

haha yea they drive around here all the time with them bull balls its funny

[skooterx]

BIG BALLS!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

[CountryComesToTown]

Now DAT ain't right, Lemonette spreading the truth about us Georgia folks like that! LOL -jim

[germisch]

please, lord, if you can hear me, I will help little old ladies cross the street, always be kind to others, recycle faithfully and eat all my vegetables for a year if I never have to see a vehicle with testicles. Amen.

[DatAintRight]

I second that!

[lemonette]

When they stop at a traffic light, they sway in the breeze. Now DAT ain't right!

[PeepofNalts]

When I lived in LA (Lower Alabama) I saw them quite a bit. It was when I would pull up behind a swinging pair of balls that I would have the best laughs.

[Jinxie228]

Oh man I have never seen them.. too funny!

[Pawys1111]

Dat Aint Right I tell ya

[ChristopherMast]

They're metal here in California. Been a while since I've seen it... mostly San Diego.

[gnomi]

OMG I hate those! Maybe I'll get some breasts and hang them from my car.

[DatAintRight]

You should get a lot of honks for those!

[gnomi]

yeah them i'd have to flash the real ones :P

[gijoedaisy]

Now up nort', we just put a tennis ball over the trailer hookup. Ya der hey. :D

[scollardical]

If you had those on a truck around here they would probably pull you over and tell you to remove them. They don't like people with big balls around here.

[NutCheese]

she said balls!

[littlepandaexpress]

balls on the brain!

[russosa]

What's even more funny is when people put them on the little Honda Civics, or Dodge Neons, and you have these tiny little cars with big ol' nads hanging off the back. I'm just glad my 4 year-old hasn't asked me about them yet.

[DatAintRight]

yea, good luck explaining that one!

[NightingaleNews]

If I didn't know better I'd swear that Lemonette and I are from the same town... those balls are popular here too. Well, those and boat motor props.

Nice. :)

[angie8675309]

and she probably has Frankie's in a drawer somewhere...LOL

[DatAintRight]

you know she does!

[PrincessDiana161]

My balls are bigger than those :)

[DatAintRight]

Somehow, that is not hard for me to believe!

[PrincessDiana161]

shush up...i bet yours are just as big as mine :P

[Pawys1111]

ROFL