Star Trek TNG - Will Riker Destroys the Enterprise-D

[PungiFungi]

Riker was thin and skinny in the first season. Then Jonathan Frakes gained weight and they redesigned the uniform and he then grew a beard so he can hide his increased girth.

[MrWaeseL]

where is his beard

[Schlittenfahrer93]

Fuck you, Riker!

[ProSitu]

best video on youtube, hands down

[albertdentfan]

WTF! BOOOOOOOM!

[gregtestagent]

All hands abon ship!!!

[navyreviewer]

That was actually pretty good. Well done

[MyceliaProductions42]

Tranchera, I love this! Whenever Riker sits down on the console and the activation sounds go nuts, I lose it every fuckin' time. Well-played, sir. X-D

[MyceliaProductions42]

@americanjedi77 Haha!

[jfeltz]

Atleast it wasn't fat Riker.

[unicyclebabyguy]

Lol, pretty funny even though I don't watch star wars.

[KamenRiderPhantom]

...Fumblemore???!?!?!?!!

[Xoxinwulf]

"Cause and Effect" was a great episode

[Jetli390]

LOL!

[kuribayashi84]

Riker Fail

[ruassmarkt]

i don't think that phasers, warp-core controls AND engine controls are controled over this one console

[Loginer]

For what it's worth, capacitive touch panels do not react to cloth. Unless there's a massive crack in Riker's pants, the Enterprise should be safe.

[napkatz]

nice :)

[Yoda2245]

EPIC FAIL Riker!

[eakooffire]

Ah, this was amazing, and then the top comments just capped it off <3

[depaderico]

There was also that time when he really did destroy the Enterprise D ... when he was put in charge toward the end of 'Generations', let Troi drive (WTF???), and of course she crashes it.

[depaderico]

this can't be riker's doing -- he's an ace pilot, pro poker player, professional trombonist, renowned cook ... or so we hear

[Cataclysm135]

@depaderico More like "ass pilot".

[fennectech]

opse

[Neokien]

Well, what he was doing all that time was trying to fit in the frame. The guy is 6'4".

[shmerokee]

Basically the footage shows us how Star Trek actors must have felt . Think about it : You go to the studio more or less like other people go to their working places and on the settings you are surrounded by stage props which are supposed to look like futuristic computer terminals or stations . Frakes just parks his ass there without thinking " oh it´s an important control , can´t sit on that !" sadly none of the production crew thought that to be inappropriate ...

[flobogirl6]

The ships probably now have "unlock" modes like smartphones have. lol. No more butt-consoling. Riker would have to drag his butt in weird ways to mess it up. rotfl

[albee1000]

Same thing happened to the Titanic.

[qhapaqinka]

Goddamn, just coughed up a lung laughing at the sound effects when Riker sits on the console.

[Bobbyjones2345]

haha, if you don't find this funny, you have a poor sense of humor.

Even though it's a awful video, it's great.

[koorbtsew]

That's funny.

[bmecoli]

dislike for mac faggotry.

[Tranchera]

@bmecoli Boo-fucking-hoo.

[bmecoli]

@Tranchera You mad, macfag?

[Tranchera]

@bmecoli No, I just see absolutely no reason to make stupid assumptions based on what computer someone uses. I use both Macs and Windows regularly in my every day life and both serve me well.

I'd say your argument is stupid, but you didn't actually make one. You just came on here to be a raging sociopath, which I find quite contemptable. Good day!

[sniperquasi]

@Tranchera macfag

[Tranchera]

@sniperquasi Okay?

[BoratWuschki]

@bmecoli TROLL-NOOB

[bmecoli]

@BoratWuschki Oh wow, I'm horribly hurt and offended. I think I'm going to crawl into a corner and cut myself while listening to Linkin Park and crying.

[BoratWuschki]

@bmecoli sorry for bringing the intellectual level from cod here.

[ctravis91]

@Tranchera the cooment you said boo-fuckin-hoo to...what did uit say?

[carthag]

@bmecoli lol @ u

[DrBananaKing7000]

I figured Data could've reversed all that if he was quick enough. Don't sit where the people work, Riker.

[fragglet]

The TNG "nitpicker's guide" book theorised that all the computer consoles had a "posterior sensor" installed after an incident just like this one.

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

105 people really want to sit down.

[Amashkitotamoes]

That was very amuseing.

[Austindude3954]

LOL THAT IDIOT!!!

[acer3573]

Was he sitting on the engineering station or a science station?

[SmokingSpoon]

Hahaha , at first I didn't understand what happened .

[Pr2rulerProductions]

Didn't the Enterprise-D have a third engine? Joke: Cause Geordi got lazy and instead of increase engine efficiency he just got a whole new engine.

[pasu11]

ROFL

[Septimz]

I always wondered what came of him sitting on consoles like that.

[Cjl99]

my car also has a coolant leak...thinking might have to jettison the warp core

[StelarCF]

@Cjl99 problem is... WHERE IS THE DAMN WARP CORE???

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

LMAO

[bmecoli]

Final Cut Pro? Macfag...

[YourMomisZero]

LMAO

[MoonarEclipse]

I HATED THE NEXT GENERATION ANYHOW!!!

[Calhoun0]

hahahahahaha

[Bottomsupbaby]

Oh Riker....*sigh*

[csirkecombiii]

xD ez jó

[aperson22222]

Funny!

[fizzlefist]

Why doesn't this video have more views?!?

[gamergurl198]

good job riker

[1devo6587]

lmao!

[pyroteque]

Haha @ the comment at the end of the video.

[Phil6590]

PLEASE PLEASE make a video of the short clip of Riker threatening the scientist from Season 3, episode 14, "A Matter of Perspective".. It's hilarious. He gets beat down and says "You're a dead man Abgar.. A DEAD MAN!" lmao

[iowastate]

It was Wesley Crusher and Guinan that destroyed the Enterprise.

The ship and crew were awesome in all the shows until those two were added.

God only knows why....especially Guinan....whoever put that ***** into Startrek really had a death wish for the show.

Wesley was a major annoyance to all Trekkies and fans of a once great series.

[Tranchera]

Wesley was in it from episode 1, and Guinan came in after a very Wesley heavy 1st season.

So I'm surprised you said that.

[iowastate]

Wheaton is talented overall. TNG on the whole could have been better in a lot of places and I was first and foremost a Trekkie and did not take to the show at all for the first season. a long time before I accepted Data but I came to like him and Picard both. Never did take to Worf in the least - not just the new Klingons he is not a good actor. I did think Tuvok on ST: Voyager was good.

I admit i overstated that on Crusher and should have left it to guinan alone

[attilad]

@Tranchera Maybe he watched them backwards?

[vvpassat]

Wesley work in the Dominion

[maxilos1987]

very good

[WhirledSol]

Come on. EVERYONE knows that Starfleet uses bum-resistant buttons.

[Onsube]

The only thing keeping it from getting 5 stars was the use of the Enterprise-E's bridge.

[Tranchera]

At no point in this video is any part of the Enterprise-E shown. Took the footage from three episodes.

[Onsube]

Are you sure? At 0:17, it looks like that's the Enterprise-E's bridge. Sovereign-class.

[Tranchera]

TNG style uniforms, Ro Laren at the helm, ramps leading to the turbolift, big cheesy early 90's lighting... it's the D alright. The shots before and after it are before and after it in the episode as well.

[Onsube]

All right, I see it now. I guess I was thrown off by the angle of the shot.

[HHHamiller]

In "Cause and Effect" the Enterprise is blown up three or four times, so the director had to vary the shots of the burning bridge to keep it interesting.

[IncaRoad01]

No, wrong.

It is the battle-bridge of the Enterprise D.

[silaku]

@Onsube

Oh it wasn't the enterprise-E. check again.

[Danhelll]

I lol'd 5* for you

[TheBIGchaPOWski]

what a noob

[manco82]

lol - no safeguards in place. just park your ass on the console = warp core breach!!!!

[labiner]

Brilliant, but you could have snipped it. Less is more in this case. But still - funny as hell.

[tsthunt]

This NEVER gets old. lol!

[otakurocklee]

I always knew Riker's ass was trouble.

[lavll88]

made me lol ^^

[kkoloftt]

i ship shakes in space?

[falcor1978]

LOL!! Smooth move, Riker. :)

[sirjackson5]

oh my god THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! so easy even a caveman could do it! (see TNG episode GENESIS)

[Roadracer987654321]

the Next Generation cast should get recast with younger actors next since Star Trek is Bankable again. Tom hardy had his crack already as a Young Picard. Who could pull off a young Jean Luc Picard and a young riker or young Worf ?

[LOLMAN22]

ahaaaahahahah

[tmchale1970]

very funny

[adeadlysniper]

Hahahahahahaha

Oh man I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

[jnadreth]

All it needs is Riker saying "Ooooops" at the end lol lol lol

[erich10001]

GOd what a nerddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddd

[erich10001]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[klaitu2]

Not to be too nerdy about it, but that's not science station 1. Data is sitting at Science II and Science I is to his left. Riker is sitting on the Mission Ops console. The remaining visible consoles are Envoirnment and Engineering.

[erich10001]

Thats extreamly nerdy lololol soo nerdy my son

[TehUberTrekkie]

Well, who cares? No need to get mad over it. It would be pointless to argue.

[TehUberTrekkie]

1. he could have overloaded the deflector dish

2. no need to be so nitpicky

[roryos]

rofl!!!!

[aeyana78]

teehee. he totally did didn't he!? love it. I always enjoyed how he walked like he wanted to shoulder open a door.

[Isolusthewise]

hehe, nice one

[chefcook747]

Lol man, that HAD to happen after all :D

[scoobydoo11111]

This is hilarious - what happens when Data tries a little bit of humor? Do people DIE laughing? just checking.

[LOLMAN22]

llol

[Truthans]

Nice Idea.

[Qermaq]

Fire at Will!

[Ironfist090873]

Lol not a bad idea ^^

[pcnetworx1]

Gets better each time I watch it

[islanumblar]

not again! Why does something go wrong whenever he's in charge?

[drockjr]

LMAO.. HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[bigfatpisdik]

:'[

[thedreamdealer]

Rixer's search for porn destroys the enterprise!

[oddish2211]

i crapped my pants!

[Honeylard]

I jizzed mine!!

[JASONHEINCHMANNNN]

lmao

[erich10001]

Best video Ever

[Darkstorms15]

lol riker.

[ph1lk]

raped as if no tomorrow

[terminatorxp2007]

Ok that was good

[Tekkenfreek234]

BITCH I LOVE YOU

[2muchmark]

HAhahahahahaha

[issu999]

lol EPIC

[Blacksun1942]

BRILLIANT

[DiRF]

I can't stop laughing at this bwahahahahahaha

[starfleet1993]

Oh my god you kill everyone YOU BASTARD!!!

[SSJSIDJ]

hab lange nicht mehr so gelacht xDDDD

[DepthOfMyBrain]

hhahahaaaa

[Janlssary]

Which espidoe is that exactly? Which season finale? thx

[Janlssary]

I meant, the season finale where there are many Entrepise and they blowed almost 3 of them.

[ddeschw]

it was the series finale "All good things..." where 2 enterprises were blown up.

The one of countless Enterprises was "Parallels" . Only 1 got blown up in that episode. The rest were just sent back to their respective universes.

[Dirtfire]

No, this was the episode where they kept getting hit by Kelsey Grammar's ship and being blown up over and over, each time going back to relive the same day over and over again.

I don't remember actual name of it, but I call it the "Groundhog Day episode".

[krob121]

it's called conundrum

[Rashaed]

Cause and Effect.

[hafabee]

I think the episode "Cause and Effect" is the one that you're looking for Janlssary.

[maxcardun]

If there is anything starfleet teaches you it is NOT TO SIT ON THE CONSOLES ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR LIBRARY AND COMPUTER INFORMATION. If he did not just destroy his ship. WE WOULD HAVE GIVIN HIM A COURT MARTIAL! : {

[warbot7777]

Anything that Laforge can't shut down = failed, auto abandon ship.

[sbcmarine81]

I feel sorry for the crew of the U.S.S Titan under Riker's command.

[coyran]

He probably blew it up in spacedock.

[btm85bubs]

I always knew Riker was a prick, but that's just too much. They should court-martial his charred ashes.

Seriously, in Generations he trashes the Enterprise-D and kills Picard's beloved fish, and he can't even come up with a simple "I'm sorry"?!? If there were any justice in the universe, he would have been sent to the uridium mines.

[btm85bubs]

And what about that episode where the Enterprise crew "de-evolves" (yes, it's as campy and crappy as it sounds)? In that episode, Riker *eats* Picard's fish - as if the captain's ready room is just another Long John Silver's!

They should throw him to the wolves, I say. Better yet, throw him in that huge water tank included on the Enterprise-D blueprints (but never mentioned on the show) and let the sharks do what they want with him.

[mirasame]

I knew something like that would happen.

[thascourge]

FUCKING RIKER

[XanatharEye]

THat's as good as gazzora man, you rock!

[bunnyluv41]

Hahahahahahaha .. that was funny!!

[Timstuff]

Whenever I see 0:15, I think "All this because that idiot Riker parked his ass in the wrong place." LOL!

[Nacthem]

Consoles don't work unless you put an authorization code in them first just because of such situations. Still, a starfleet commander should better then to plant his ass on sensitive equipment so damn frequently.

[Sarahjanam]

Nacthem I cannot believe you actually just wrote that.

[ianwestc]

After Riker planted his ass on the console I think I'd want to use some 409 on it before operating it again.

[dave0549jv]

what an asshole!

[waste234]

That was hilarious. Nice job with the editing!

[Zoie3x8]

this is a lesson of why you should NEVER sit on the controls.

DX

[rickyman02]

LMAO!

[niels332]

do'h its a seperated scene

[BeebeCh1972]

Clips from different Star Trek TNG shows and Generations movie. How else did we go from "2 Minutes to Warp Core Breach" to destruction in less than ten seconds?!!

[Tranchera]

There's no clips from Generations.

[swingballbros]

I think he means the clip at 0:09, which is very similar to the one in Generations. You mention Cause and Effect in the description, is it from that? My memory's pretty terrible, but is that the one where they get locked in that time loop and that ship keeps coming out and destroying the nacel?

[ddog92841]

Naw I think its from Yesterday's Enterprise

[Tranchera]

The last two shots are Cause and Effect, but the Geordi shot is from Yesterday's Enterprise (as ddog92841 said).

You can tell because he's wearing his stupid alternate universe belt.

[cookiehead2]

lol, great!

[stellarminns]

Brilliant

[clonard]

funny stuff. he should be kicked out of starfleet for that little stunt

[tsferg]

They never should have let him in. How he climbed the ranks to a Number 1 is beyond me. Must have been all the BJ's.

[kipka2]

L O fucking L

[PriusRider]

not funny....

[PitterrR]

lol i had to watch that 10 times in a row

[McGoogle555]

haha so funny

[fskater007]

riker the ass destroyer

[fbleopoldino]

Fantástico! Riker: the destroyer!

[epundo3]

lololololol Wow! that was way funny!

[blondoriginal]

We've all done it.

[CmDrRaxX]

gahahhhhhh warp core breach funny